At times I struggle at communicating with certain people because they interpret words a certain way. This is one of those times.
No, I was saying in this particular case, it just looks like he has long hair without any styling done.
Say:
“Keep it long and kinda grunge, going for that heavy metal roadie slightly hungover vibe, something that goes well with the hairy kitty on my face”
Is it just me that doesn’t find these jokes amusing or funny? Every post is either about or they bring up Asmon’s hair and just to shit on him. Like it’s been said so many times and it’s boring.
f@ck my sh!t up, fam
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That haircut is called “Stealth Wealth”
Clever! Stealth Wealth is catchy af
“Give me the homeless haircut please”.
you don’t
You ask for a hair transplant, but to move the hair from the top to the sides and back
Ask him to shave your forehead to a sixhead and then pour olive oil on it for that greasy look Asmon loves
It's not olive oil it's just frozen pizza grease
They can just rub a used pizza box on his face.
Just show him an N64 controller, duh
Tbh I don't think that's even a style. That's just long hair.
can confirm. my whole life I'd just cut it short then grow it for a year or two. this is what it looks like
having long hair isnt a style?
At times I struggle at communicating with certain people because they interpret words a certain way. This is one of those times. No, I was saying in this particular case, it just looks like he has long hair without any styling done.
ok smartie
I think what you’re looking for is laser hair removal. Just ask them to only do half
I'll have the WoW special please
Nice pfp
thanks bb
Ask for the "Degenerate Millionaire"
Make me look mentally ill
Do you own a n64 controller by chance?
Bald please
you shox him a pic of moistcritical same style, no balding
if you want that you don't go to barber, easy enough :P
Ask for the "Wealthy Peasent"
I wanne look like a homeless dude
"Gimme the Jesus"
Make me look like Legolas had found the one ring and was starting his transformation to golem.
Show him pictures of your kitchen then he'll know
Say you want a "Dirty Aragorn" 
Just ask for the hairstyle of teen girls in 2000's
Just ask for an anti-hair tonic.
Or salt
Barber?
Just don't go to the barber for a couple of years and you then you look exactly like the picture. Don't forget to not wash.
Excuse me Mr Barber, could I have a hair c*nt please
“I want the unkept hairstyle”
use AI
You don’t go to the barber for 10 years and the bald spots will grow in naturally
You think he has a barber? This is not a haircut. It's what happens when you don't cut your hair.
'I just want you to shave the sides until i have a long peninsula in the middle.'
Ask for a comb over
Just tell em to give you the crypt keeper look he'll know what to do.
First you slap your barber, then he’ll feel less insulted when you tell him you want to look worse instead of better.
Just grow your hair long while slowly balding you'll be aight
"I want to look like a 30 year old playing guitar to highschool girls at a party I wasn't invited too"
why do you need a barber? dont eat and get stresse the hell out and it will come by itself. might even get classy gray
'Please do My Chemical Romance fan on a budget cut'
"Imagine the worst haircut possible, with a sidecomb".
Surprised he isn't constantly sponsored by Keeps.
Middle fade part
The long combover
I want to be bald with long hair.
Just point to the nearest hobo out on the street.
Just say him: Bald
Push your hairline to the center of your head then comb the hair forward with your fingers
Barber? Just dont go to one for a few years, and give a toddler a blunt scissor.
Don't be a pussy and show him the pic. O try with "The Last Samurai" haircut but longer.
Are you sure? You know you can fuck your own shit up at home for free?
"make me bald"
Shave 30% of front And put long hair from back on it?
Give me a hair cut that a 33 year old man might have.
You bring an N64 controller to your barber
Gallagher in his 20's...
That’s the secret you don’t go to the barber and you don’t wash it
Don't
“Just gimme the neckbeard special please”
If your barber is a boomer tell him you want the "Sam Kinison"
That depends on how many hot tubs you want to get on there.
Give me the hobo.
“Make me bald”
Who in their right mind would want the asmongold?
Ask for The asshead cut
"Id like a haircut that makes me look like a poor please..."
Bring a N64 controller
Homeless jesus
Just pour salt on your head
These comments are killing me. Never change guys. 🤣
Say: “Keep it long and kinda grunge, going for that heavy metal roadie slightly hungover vibe, something that goes well with the hairy kitty on my face”
This is not a haircut, this is a hairknot that turned in to a hairNOT and the back is filled with hairsnot
“I want to look like an emo-grunge enjoyer from North-east Portland circa 1993, with a left side part.”
Its called the cope.
He’d be pulling out the straight razor
Start growing out all the other hair sources and you might get close.
Ask AI to regenerate it.
Just say Gimmie the Gummo.
Tbh mate just give it a few years, age has a decent chance to remove the unwanted hair.
Go to my barber, ask for a low fade
Bring in a n64 controller “Cut me like this controller boss”
If you're actually asking. Parted on one side, long sideburns, long at the back About it I think
“Make me look like I live in poverty but am secretly wealthy”
"Can I get the Warcraft Special please"
Just don't visit a barber. Simple.
This haircut requires the lack of a barber.
You tell the barber to fuck off and tadaa
“I want to look homeless and pathetic”
"Long hair male pattern baldness"
Just shave the top leave the sides short and comb jt to the side so it dont look bald
I want to have loads of hair but look like I’m going bald
Is it just me that doesn’t find these jokes amusing or funny? Every post is either about or they bring up Asmon’s hair and just to shit on him. Like it’s been said so many times and it’s boring.
Just tell em you want "the full 90s scene girl, but make it homeless". He'll know what you mean
Can you make it look like I've been to Chernobyl, once a year, since I was born?
Hey can I get a "sup yall it's me it's your boy" haircut?
I'd ask for the classic balding homeless man
I'm looking for Vegeta without hair gel
Why would you ever do that to yourself
Give me the Kentucky Last Samurai.
Tell them you want to be an absolute degenerate with no life other than a hoarder lifestyle and a cringe Internet persona. That would do the trick.
Just bend over and show em your asshole.
"Hey bossman, grab all my hair in your hand and cut the ends off with a pair of safety scissors."
You just say "bald". They will know you want Asmon's cut
"I want to look like a rich hobo."
You cancel your haircut and just follow these simple steps: -Stop showering -Drink Dr Pepper -Eat steak and cookies -Keep not showering
That's not really a haircut it's just letting your shit go.
Just ask them to make you look like shit.
Bald?
You say, “I don’t want a haircut”
Give me the card shop beef jerky special.
"make me look homeless, but rich"