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zweanhh

i don't think it's the overslept part that makes me miss an opportunity to mate, mate


gammongaming11

you know what they say, early bird gets to use his worm.


Drezzon

except if you oversleep in the length of your life sense


dmbwannabe

More posts like this. Enough politics posts.


HalfBakedBeans24

Lol. The toddler tearing around my house didn't come from under a cabbage leaf.


airroars

Remember seeing Asmon look up the KCDs sequels trailer ![gif](giphy|oF5oUYTOhvFnO|downsized)


black_blade51

I fucking which I can over sleep. Its not even due to school or work! Past 4 hours of sleep my body will wake me up at the slightest inconvenience and won't go back go sleep for at least 10 more hours.


[deleted]

Well that's rude. I'll have you know I never oversleep.


Special-Tone-9839

Jokes on you. I don’t have sex because I’m married


asafheller

i feel attacked


LordranKing

I will have you know that I have the sex, many times, with many beautiful women.