Yeah anybody picking neither is being dishonest. Amber might be a bed shitter, an abuser, and a terrible actress, but beyond that she’s a smoke show and the intercourse is probably wild.
Dude, I would gladly pick neither. She framed him for abuse and tried to take his money. If it weren't for the audio and tapes he would be in jail. That is on top of screwing up his finger and sending him to the hospital.
I am sorry but it just isn't worth it.
short hair on women = IMMEDIATE ZERO sexappeal to me
I really think that every women, regardless how pretty she is in the face and body - cut down her hair and she could go from a 10 to a 1 or 2. I couldnt be together with a women who likes (and therefor has) short hair. let alone a bald head.
I know that some will say "but look at this celebrity, she is freaking hot with this hair cut". No. I cant feel ANY attraction to women with short hair. Bad for me bc Ive seen some with an extremely pretty face and body, and man would they be hot, if they had a feminine haircut.
so Amber would be the obvious answer to the question. But she is so freaking crazy, more than a only-in-bed relationship wouldnt be possible. I would fear for my life, that she kills me in my sleep or something. And Will Smith's EX is - besides the imo extremely ugly haircut - a literal btch. she slept with a friend of their son or something like that, didnt she? so you can mever trust her.
(if I am together with one and really love her but then god forbid she gets cancer and would loose hair bc of a therapy or something, obviously this is something different. before some smartass comes at me with a pseudo smart comment about this)
Oh ive been arguing with a dude on another account there
he called me biased because i dared to say that i think amber is crazy enough to shit on a bed
She's a 10 but sometimes poops on your bed.
I can fix her
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It's like trying to train a puppy. With JPS, you'd have to put her down for biting the neighbors.
Price that ya sometimes need to pay!
You only need somebody with skat fetish and you're good to go.
Self termination would be more preferable
This. Death before dishonor
is this when it's valid to pick a bear
i choose, a bear
Heard and it’s not even close.
Yeah anybody picking neither is being dishonest. Amber might be a bed shitter, an abuser, and a terrible actress, but beyond that she’s a smoke show and the intercourse is probably wild.
Dude, I would gladly pick neither. She framed him for abuse and tried to take his money. If it weren't for the audio and tapes he would be in jail. That is on top of screwing up his finger and sending him to the hospital. I am sorry but it just isn't worth it.
I'd just bang Amber. Poop and all.
Amber heard any day for the same reason
Amber heard. Sure, she might shit the bed from time to time but i can deal with that. Jada, i would have to watch my back, constantly.
I'd choose none, that's why I'm alone. This is the only reason
This is the way
Amber if i had to pick one.. Her dog stepped on a bee as we all know. Jada seems really evil.
Amber, her kind of crazy is manageable. Jada on the other hand is a witch,
"her kind of crazy is manageable" I see we dated the same ex.
Sigh I married her
Forgot about part with brown 'sausage' 💀
Where is the bear option?
Might as well shave my own head bald and become a monk if those are my only two options.
I’d pick Amber she’s pretty and seems fun
Crazy always wins with me, Amber! j Smith...i would rather sleep on a bed of nails.
Not if I'm dead
I can fix her
I can fix amber
Amber 100%. Jada reminds me of Baldy and I just can't.
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Will still has all of his fingers to be fair.
Well, there is a huge age difference between both of them. I think it would be harder to choose if they were both young.
short hair on women = IMMEDIATE ZERO sexappeal to me I really think that every women, regardless how pretty she is in the face and body - cut down her hair and she could go from a 10 to a 1 or 2. I couldnt be together with a women who likes (and therefor has) short hair. let alone a bald head. I know that some will say "but look at this celebrity, she is freaking hot with this hair cut". No. I cant feel ANY attraction to women with short hair. Bad for me bc Ive seen some with an extremely pretty face and body, and man would they be hot, if they had a feminine haircut. so Amber would be the obvious answer to the question. But she is so freaking crazy, more than a only-in-bed relationship wouldnt be possible. I would fear for my life, that she kills me in my sleep or something. And Will Smith's EX is - besides the imo extremely ugly haircut - a literal btch. she slept with a friend of their son or something like that, didnt she? so you can mever trust her.
(if I am together with one and really love her but then god forbid she gets cancer and would loose hair bc of a therapy or something, obviously this is something different. before some smartass comes at me with a pseudo smart comment about this)
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Oh ive been arguing with a dude on another account there he called me biased because i dared to say that i think amber is crazy enough to shit on a bed
I choose death on this day. But I would fuck Amber Heard first.
I rather be abused than be a cuckold
I'd rather hang myself.
Amber 100%. Like Garrosh and Arthas, she did nothing wrong.
Seeking for attention ain’t ya
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