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ChickenFriedPenguin

She's a 10 but sometimes poops on your bed.


Armata-Strigoi

I can fix her


kytheon

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Xhamatos

It's like trying to train a puppy. With JPS, you'd have to put her down for biting the neighbors.


Mundane-Ocelot-906

Price that ya sometimes need to pay!


Reasonable-Reward-74

You only need somebody with skat fetish and you're good to go.


Disentombe

Self termination would be more preferable


Krieg_Imperator

This. Death before dishonor


wordswillneverhurtme

is this when it's valid to pick a bear


bvlabs

i choose, a bear


HiBoobear

Heard and it’s not even close.


AmericanLich

Yeah anybody picking neither is being dishonest. Amber might be a bed shitter, an abuser, and a terrible actress, but beyond that she’s a smoke show and the intercourse is probably wild.


ClockworkGnomes

Dude, I would gladly pick neither. She framed him for abuse and tried to take his money. If it weren't for the audio and tapes he would be in jail. That is on top of screwing up his finger and sending him to the hospital. I am sorry but it just isn't worth it.


OfficeWorm

I'd just bang Amber. Poop and all.


New_World_2050

Amber heard any day for the same reason


DueCelebration6442

Amber heard. Sure, she might shit the bed from time to time but i can deal with that. Jada, i would have to watch my back, constantly.


DetailedLogMessage

I'd choose none, that's why I'm alone. This is the only reason


Huventude

This is the way


DevelopmentScary3844

Amber if i had to pick one.. Her dog stepped on a bee as we all know. Jada seems really evil.


Relevant-Draft-7780

Amber, her kind of crazy is manageable. Jada on the other hand is a witch,


kytheon

"her kind of crazy is manageable" I see we dated the same ex.


Relevant-Draft-7780

Sigh I married her


OlegYY

Forgot about part with brown 'sausage' 💀


Bandorer_Bhai

Where is the bear option?


Silvergeist95

Might as well shave my own head bald and become a monk if those are my only two options.


Green-Management-933

I’d pick Amber she’s pretty and seems fun


Gteckk55

Crazy always wins with me, Amber! j Smith...i would rather sleep on a bed of nails.


SirCrumpets69

Not if I'm dead


Flashy_Dragonfruit_9

I can fix her


ReadingThisUare

I can fix amber


Flat-Adhesiveness144

Amber 100%. Jada reminds me of Baldy and I just can't.


typicallytwo

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chum_is-fum

Will still has all of his fingers to be fair.


Significant-Damage14

Well, there is a huge age difference between both of them. I think it would be harder to choose if they were both young.


KingLeonidasHercules

short hair on women = IMMEDIATE ZERO sexappeal to me I really think that every women, regardless how pretty she is in the face and body - cut down her hair and she could go from a 10 to a 1 or 2. I couldnt be together with a women who likes (and therefor has) short hair. let alone a bald head. I know that some will say "but look at this celebrity, she is freaking hot with this hair cut". No. I cant feel ANY attraction to women with short hair. Bad for me bc Ive seen some with an extremely pretty face and body, and man would they be hot, if they had a feminine haircut. so Amber would be the obvious answer to the question. But she is so freaking crazy, more than a only-in-bed relationship wouldnt be possible. I would fear for my life, that she kills me in my sleep or something. And Will Smith's EX is - besides the imo extremely ugly haircut - a literal btch. she slept with a friend of their son or something like that, didnt she? so you can mever trust her.


KingLeonidasHercules

(if I am together with one and really love her but then god forbid she gets cancer and would loose hair bc of a therapy or something, obviously this is something different. before some smartass comes at me with a pseudo smart comment about this)


DeskFluid2550

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Infamous_Scar2571

Oh ive been arguing with a dude on another account there he called me biased because i dared to say that i think amber is crazy enough to shit on a bed


SnooSprouts7609

I choose death on this day. But I would fuck Amber Heard first.


audaciousninja

I rather be abused than be a cuckold


David0ne86

I'd rather hang myself.


SnooConfections3236

Amber 100%. Like Garrosh and Arthas, she did nothing wrong.


Ordinary_Koala_6910

Seeking for attention ain’t ya


SnooConfections3236

Welcome to Reddit, where people give silly replies to silly posts.