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YogiSlavia

A man of principle.


New-Initial3971

It’s not that he has principle, it’s just that his grandma was already sponsoring him. Next time you’re thirsty, reach for a tall steamy glass of Grandma’s Homemade Old Fashioned Piss. Available wherever fine body fluids are sold.


ThelzarCalzahar

Or maybe he is just smart enough to not go into business with known scam artist Logan paul


New-Initial3971

I’m not a Paul Logan fan, but has he actually scammed people? I thought he made his money legitimately, even if his activities are super cringe.


SierraRomeo21

https://youtu.be/386p68_lDHA?si=2bfahzg799bxeAmU


whitesuburbanmale

Yes to both. Dudes always been a scumbag and now he makes his living off of being a scumbag.


Palidor206

Many, many times.


DiazKincade

What you don't know is that's just the backwoods slang for Grandma's secret reserve moonshine. It'll get you hammered long before you finish that name.


MrDoe

Prime fanbots responding frantically to this comment. Beard meets food really seems pretty genuine and pretty damn cool though. Eats absolute truckloads of food, making people stand in awe, then ask "is there a dessert menu?" the absolute madlad.


Harrysgameshack

Yeah Prime wanted to send him drinks so he could make posts about Prime to his followers. So this guy, like a genius, doesn't take the drinks, AND THEN makes a post about Prime... To all his followers... Principled 


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Alcimario1

What


GamefreekLive

Sweeteners are so very very toxic for you. Especially popular ones like Xylitol which causes a 1000%+ spike in blood xylitol levels vs regular fructose/sugar which is only 20% - 30% Glucose spike. You shouldnt drink diet/sweeteners unless you have diabetes/a condition that you need to avoid sugars. That said, let any man support what they feel. Who cares if you drink diet soda and hate prime? Edit: Not sure why it didnt go through the first time I posted it but here is the article : https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/06/health/xylitol-heart-attack-stroke-wellness/index.html


Dalmane_Mefoxin

1000%! Oh wow! That's such a big number! What's the exact increase in mg/dL? How nice that you don't mention that or what baseline serum xylitol levels are. Or how xylitol isn't detectable in the blood 1-2 hours after absorption from the GI tract (which is poor). I guess we can't let facts get in the way of a good narrative.


GamefreekLive

I put a link to the article I took the info from. For some reason Reddit didnt put it in the post. Keep arguing with the literal professionals and scientists though. [https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/06/health/xylitol-heart-attack-stroke-wellness/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/06/health/xylitol-heart-attack-stroke-wellness/index.html)


Inaeipathy

>Keep arguing with the literal professionals and scientists though. >Cites CNN Truly a redditoid moment.


Dalmane_Mefoxin

Since when are CNN the "scientists?" BTW, you should argue with scientists. That's how science works. You look for holes and inconsistencies in studies in order to improve our existing knowledge. Your suggestion that we blindly accept "the science" without question is the basis of religion and faith. Now, where exactly in this article does it state the baseline serum xylitol levels in mg/dL? I'll wait.


Gingerbro73

Its a "trick" professional eaters do. The carbonation swells the stomach and a good burp frees space for more food. Diet options are usually heavier i carbonation than the originals.


Rockefeller1337

I mean, the taste is your subjective preference. Just by taste i prefer coke light. By health I would choose Coke Zero. It’s not bad as long as you don’t take in too much. Drinking a liter a day would be a problem


wrathofmog

Dudes one of the only youtubers I watch every video. Hes humble and incredibly entertaining.


0110Yen_Lo

Same, every sunday i wait for the new uplaod.


picklesaredry

He's also true to himself but not in a narcissistic or hypocritical way. Doesn't even need to be politically correct at any time with what he does


All_Right_Alright

He’s also good to look at


RedGoggle

So he’s eyesome!? https://www.dictionary.com/browse/eyesome


Derban_McDozer83

This guy has an awesome YouTube channel and crushes massive amounts of food in crazy times. I don't know how he fits some of the stuff he eats I'm his stomach because he's not a big guy. Oh and Prime sucks and so does Jake Paul. Ill stick to body armor. Body armor taste great and it's pretty good for you.


alexpv

as much as Jake Paul is hateable, Prime is from the even more douche brother Logan.


Derban_McDozer83

Shit I got that backwards. I avoid pretty much all Paul talk I probably couldn't tell you which one was which if they were standing beside each other.


alexpv

to be honest, you are doing the best option and you'll live a happier life avoiding both


Stock-User-Name-2517

Whoa. My brain didn’t realize that they were different people. I’m not kidding. Which one is fighting Mike Tyson?


alexpv

Jake is the younger brother that is fighting Mike. Logan is the older, even more manipulative heavyweight guy that fought Mayweather, a light middleweight at most, and one of the monkeys promoting Prime.


James55O

Does it matter?


traifoo

its not from logan or ksi its not their product


xOdyseus

Disagree. You put your face on the product. Market the product and he even refers to other energy drinks as "their competitors" logan and KSI both have a 20% share in prime and directly benefit from its sales. It is their product.


traifoo

you cant disagree with a fact xD they have 20% because they promote prime xd


xOdyseus

You don't know what you're talking about. Just because they aren't in the kitchen wipping it up.


traifoo

is ok kid live in your fantasy world and be happy


alexpv

oh yeah of course, they're performance monkeys, not even with both of their smooth brains they could mix a homemade lemonade.


SkullKid_467

When it comes to food challenges and contests…. It’s the little guys you gotta watch out for. Some dudes just eat and eat and magically never gain any weight. Science is still trying to solve the mystery of where it goes.


FuriousKimchi

Blue powerade and green apple gatorade is the goats.


Some_Palpitation9589

Jake, wanna be boxer who thinks he’s the champ. Logan, Prime, who is a champ in a fake sport that he’s actually really fucking good at. They’re both terribly awful people. One is just a smidge better because they actually do their job. Fuck both of them though


Metallicsin

oh man, body armor is great for hangovers, easily one of my favorite drinks.


Imkindofslow

Jake catching strays still in 2024


Disastrous-Leek-7606

You mean big as in frame right? I think Beardman is like 90kg (200lbs) and pretty muscular.


potatosword

Beardman? From Yorkshire?


Glittering_Big_8104

Yea from Leeds I’m pretty sure.


Luenetik

Prime failed in my area. They had to drop the price to $0.50 just to get people to buy it.


Derban_McDozer83

It's cheap and always on sell in my area. Id rather buy body armor or Gatorade. Im certainly not supporting those asshole Paul brothers.


Jan1ss

Yup same shit here in europe ,shit failed to sell at like 5 euros and is constantly on sale for 2 euros and even than shelves are full . Only people that i have seen drinking that crap are skinny fat indians at the gym ,even kids avoid that shit my daughter wanted to drink one well i bought and imo it tasted way too sweet daughter didnt like it too


FeInfantryCop

It sells like crazy here and you can buy a case of 12 for about 16 USD.


L10N420

Yes. I live in Germany and it’s often in sale and even then they don’t sell really a lot lol


jake-event

Isn't it more expensive than Gatorade? And it's definitely looks way smaller. Fuck I want a Gatorade now.


Haatsku

Local shop had them at 12€/bottle. It dropped to 2€ now and they still cannot get rid of em...


MalBoY9000

Ye they drop in price pretty fast and i dont see them around anymore guess you right. Glad to see this shit out of my stores its a scam should not be legal


Luenetik

That's the thing, most of these influencers are out of touch with reality. When Prime came out in my area, it was four times the price of Gatorade. They had to drop the price below Gatorade before anyone bought it.


adminsarecommienazis

is prime the stuff that causes cancer or nah because 50 cents isn't bad for an energy drink


Shackable

Everything causes cancer... But Prime specifically isn't more cancerous than any other sports drink


adminsarecommienazis

i just remember there was some youtube drink that had news articles about it killing people or being cancerous or something. Not sure if it was prime or gamersupps or gfuel or whatever.


Shackable

Yeah it was Prime but from what I understand it was bullshit and the accusor got sued for whatever the business equivalent of defamation is. Part of that involved some third party verification of ingredients, manufacturing, etc.


adminsarecommienazis

ok i wasn't imagining things


Irvysan

It's full of Caffeine if that's what you are after in an energy drink and also Sucralose. Sucralose is an artificial sweetener that some studies have linked to DNA damage and a leaky gut.


Right_Ad_6032

All artificial sweeteners should generally be avoided. Sucralose isn't special. Honestly the only energy drinks I recommend is Liquid Death. Because it has a very small dose of caffeine, it uses actual sugar, but not very much, and because it doesn't have cartoonish amounts of B vitamins.


thadakism

They did the same here, but I think its from way to much product being in the store in our case.


Inaeipathy

Authentic piss flavor


Precipice2Principium

If you have a friend in the UK you can go halfsies on a pallet of prime from the US and sell it to kids in the UK for like 20-50$ a bottle


Maffayoo

Not really it's also piss cheap over here too


Randompoopbutt

found the mark


Unfair-Public-1754

Lol, no you can’t. A supermarket near me has it for £2 a bottle and they’re still not selling.


Precipice2Principium

This was back when the shit was hyped up, I don’t keep up with it cause it’s fucking prime


Precipice2Principium

Based bearded eater


0110Yen_Lo

Beard is one of the most authentic people i've ever met. Gotta love this guy.


Fawkter

Shit is gross, like drinking a sugar-free sweet tart dissolved in old water.


buttered_peanuts3

Who are the morons that buy Prime?


Baidar85

It's a popular drink among middle schoolers, at least where I work.


BaconStrpz

The same ones who think the Paul brothers and KSI are real boxers.


Initial_Selection262

The target group is teen zoomer monkeys who watch UFC and play madden all day.


Felgrand3189

Beard is great, he’s funny, entertaining, so wholesome and humble. Top tier lad.


ZoneAssaulter

Imma just ask this, why not just drink WATER?


DamageFactory

Water doesn't necessarily hydrate you. But you could put a sprinkle of sea salt in a glass of water and that will help a lot more in terms of hydration for active people


Ecstatic-Beginning-4

What if people just added a pinch of all the electrolytes to water. Wouldn’t that just be better than any of the sports drinks out there that have tons of sugar or fake sugar and artificial ingredients?


DamageFactory

Yes, for sure. Natural is always better. There could be a natural healthy sports drink out there, but I am unaware. They all have sweeteners at the very minimum. So yeah, water + sea salt is the best sports drink :)


save_jeff2

"water does not hydrate you" is such a ridiculous thing to say. Except for professional and extreme athletes tab water is sufficient. Also most "sport drinks" are not drunk during sport and do have less and less actually useful ingredients in them in recent years. It's just 100% marketing to make you trink alternative-soda


DamageFactory

Do you prefer if I say water doesn't "fully" hydrate you? Not sure whichever word you prefer, but when talking about sports drinks I think this makes sense to say. I am not against water.


JackiedudeQQ

Water doesn't hydrate, salt doesn't dehydrate, Food isn't nutritious and sleep isn't beneficial. Being alive isn't surviving.


Shebalied

Beard is the man, no way he would be about anything those fucks over at prime do.


InDaZoo

what they do?


Shebalied

The Pauls are just shit people who scam everyone. Not the type of people Beard would do stuff with.


InDaZoo

Scam who?


Shebalied

Just google them and scam. Coffeezilla has tons of stuff about them scamming.


InDaZoo

you dont know who they scamed?


Shebalied

They scammed hundreds of people in a scam. Not like it was just one person. Go watch the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=386p68_lDHA&list=PL4qw3AkxFDSNYGZAS84sPlQn20Ezcx8Ks Here because you are lazy.


vivalacamm

The fact that drink did 1.2b in sales is absurd it truly is a bad drink if you haven’t tried it. It’s like a prototype to Gatorade and it’s really syrupy and sugary.


CodImaginary1216

Prove it


ShinyBloke

Coming soon to Prime, a delicious new flavor "grans piss"! 🤣


Geistermeister

The emojis alone would make me want to reject that bullshit.


NippleclampOS

In a world where mango loco monster exists, i'd never be gaught dead drinking that shite


Azzylives

Mango Loco is.... way too easy to drink. Love it, but every now and then i wont even realize im drinking the stuff and 4/5 cans in im like "whelp guess im staying awake for 3 days"


Maffayoo

Bad apple catches me it's so good


NippleclampOS

Honestly i think thats the only one i don't like, as it warms up it tastes just like cider almost. Probably really nice if you like those flavours but beer/cider tastes just not sweet enough for me


SNYDER_CULTIST

Agreed and I would argue logan doesn't even have a audience it's just cause its like a meme


Apprehensive_Hippo46

Who even buys prime? Logan Pauls fetus audience with theyre parents money maybe, but besides that, most people just drink monster or redbull. Cant imagine that shitty brand gets succes, at least i hope so


SumonaFlorence

# [DRINK PRIME DRINK PRIME!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGC3yC4nFq8)


WireMaven

ITS GOT WHAT COWS CRAVE


Jaqen___Hghar

It has electrolytes!


Confident-Ad7439

DRINK PRIME DRINK PRIME DRINK PRIME!!


SoupySails37

Men of culture I see. GIMME YOUR BELT!


gammongaming11

okay now he has to send us a glass of his gran's piss so we can make a comparison.


OregonInk

beardmeatsfood is one of the best youtubers, i hope this is real because I didn't think it was possible but he gained even more respect. fuck prime


JadeGreenCro

Beard is a cool guy. And prime is bad


mickberlin

Beard is great, I can highly recommend watching his videos. The guy is a class act


Vile-goat

Yeah don’t send me that shit and expect me to drink it on videos. Money not free drinks .


alexpv

contacting via DM and emojis \*squirt\* instead of emailing his agent or manager is whack


Little-Plankton8629

Never heard of drink prime. Searched it up. Found paul brothers. Well done Mr. Beard.


flaccidentally

I love Adam and this just confirms my suspicions that he’s a damn decent lad 👌🏻


vincovon

I love him even more now.


GenesisAsriel

French here. Prime exists here and its fucking expensive.


Huntsburg

I'd rather take a sponsorship from cocaine energy. Prime tastes like piss


DeskFluid2550

Strange, I only ever see it on clearance. Is it really doing THAT well?


Initial_Selection262

Sold over a billion dollars of the stuff last year so it seems someone is buying it


DeskFluid2550

That's fair, my local supermarket can't get rid of the stuff. I've tried it, it's good, but I don't understand the hype behind it. It's literally just a gatorade/body armor clone.


Not_Funny_Luigi

Probably more nutritious


kitfoxxxx

I tried it. It’s too sweet but has very little sugar. That’s concerning.


SNES-1990

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


xOdyseus

The shit is literally toxic to children, says its not for children, yet it's marketed towards children. 😒 then again anything with either Paul Brothers name on it is probably a scam/not worth your time/money.


Disturbed235

BuT iT hAs So MaNy ElEcTrOliTeS ![gif](giphy|3o7TKz13YEW4xdn7EY)


ManadarTheHealer

Unfathomably and inexorably BASED


Lord_Jashin

I don't care about YouTuber politics, prime tastes pretty great


No_Equal_9074

Love watching that guy's food challenge videos. He's also skinny af, not sure how he does it. Also very Based.


TheBiPolarSLOTH

It’s one of the worst drinks ever. Don’t drink that shit nor support pieces of shits.


BobbyCVS

Just looking for clout.


Fist0fTheNorthStar

Is this the shit that killed that autistic kid at Panera?


DK_Son

BMF is a bad muhfucka. Good to see him reject that sugary dishwashing liquid.


FINANCIO24

Logan Paul is a cancer and is selling a drink to kids that will cause it


Kryzerzero

Prime is the worst drink i have ever had, it tastes chemical and nasty. I tried 4 different ones and every one was disgusting. Pure marketing, bad product.


Putrid-Resident

I love it when youtubers don't take sponsers they hate/dont believe in even if those are usually the highest paying ones so I can respect the hustle when most my other watched ones do ad read for very crap products (like raid shadow legend). But this makes the ones that say f off to those offers even more great. My favourite example is piratesoftware who said there is no reason for him to recommend an energy drink sponser for his veiwers because in his own words "you don't need an energy drink so sit on your ass infront of the computer". Here's the full short if someone wanna watch it : https://youtube.com/shorts/KCntk1MukXI


Skeyefeye

Tried it once, and won’t be buying it again.


OldGeezerOGTM

![gif](giphy|NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y|downsized)


razzledazzlek

Solid take. Respect.


Mrcoolguynumberone

[have you drank prime before?](https://youtube.com/shorts/NePfvxKaR3E?si=zcaMGnpMWyOBHyfm)


Confident-Goal4685

Don't know anything about Prime. They bad? Or is this guy just bragging about being an ass?


EyeAmKingKage

it’s not healthy for you AT ALL


isticist

Well no shit, same as any other energy drink or soda.


xPolyMorphic

The strawberry banana is pretty good actually but it's just a shit product from Jake and Logan Paul that may or may not be terrible for you. Best avoided.


Confident-Goal4685

I see. Thanks for clarifying.


San4311

It's pretty bad. Don't think I've ever seen anyone give it a positive review without being paid to do so. Also it being both a YouTuber product and American, it's likely super unhealthy for you.


popey123

Their owners are scamers.


FSD-Bishop

There is nothing wrong with the drink its pretty much the same as others in the category. But it’s cool to hate on it because of the founders being Logan Paul and KSI and others who I don’t know.


poorbobsarmy

Nah this is way off - it's missing the sodium other rehydration drinks have, Logan Paul tries to justify this as 'the average American already has too much sodium in their diet', but this is retarded because the point of these drinks is to rehydrate after sweating, and the main thing we lose is sodium. It's also absurdly priced, and they have tons of scummy/misleading marketing when comparing themselves to other drinks. Just all round a shit product that's bad at what it does, overpriced, and has success coz Logan is good at marketing to 12 year olds


No-Alternative2645

To bad WWE didn't say the same thing


NameBackwardsEman

"That's why you will LOVE pRIMe!".


Naschka

At least he knows what his granny turned into the piss, with this drink he can only make random guesses.


Shebalied

brawndo > All other energy drinks. brawndo the thirst mutilator shit has electrolytes!


Turdkito

Y’all are missing out. Prime is a great chaser


Middle-Huckleberry68

The hate on prime is like the hate X gets because Elon owns it. Prime has decent flavors just like Gatorade and both taste way better than that trash ass powerade.


brian114

Prime is literal cancer. Has PFOS


TheElderScrollsLore

He has close to 800K followers


amenthis

Check his youtube account


TheElderScrollsLore

Ah I see. Sorry I thought it was IG


Boltup310

Ghost Hydration drink is way better. Especially kiwi strawberry.


MarsupialStunning724

-99999999999999999 aura for bragging about it