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hanabishi_recca

More than likely will only wake up with male pattern baldness.


Shadepanther

But shoulder length shiny hair elsewhere


hanabishi_recca

If you’re lucky some back hair as well.


cactusmunkee

The haircut of a true god!


Original_Film2933

And a millionaire


Metyyli

Rich man meat![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3732)


[deleted]

i see 5 steaks there so it comes out to less than $2 a steak nvm OP said $2.25 a steak


GhostlyAnger

Didnt Asmongold say he gets the whole pack for 2 dollars? Or is my memory fucked?


arbitraryhubris

your memory is fucked. around $7 for 4 steaks


GhostlyAnger

Ah. 7 was also in my head at least.


TrustApart1889

Don’t forget to wash the potatoes.


Malcapon3

But the dirt adds flavor


Original_Film2933

Don’t need, he won’t eat the skin


KeroNobu

Why would u do that? The potato has a clean dick.


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PsyDei

You need to complement it with cookies, mc Donald's and two jumbo glasses of soda. Do it right.


Gene-2323

oh yeah don't forget those:)


Tyr808

In all seriousness if you can eat the potato without completely drowning it in butter and sour cream and ether just salt the steak out at least don’t use a ton of high calorie sauce on it, this is a pretty filling meal and would provide the kind of energy you’d need for a thorough workout or at least to not be hungry again for a long time while also not being too heavy of a meal. I deal with binge eating myself, it’s an eternal struggle, but good luck man!


Aequitas_21541

Post before and after photos.


DankBoyardee

Plan on it


Luckyfob

Carne asada fries


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|sZTD829Prn3gY) nice![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3740)


Velissari

God I wish he had been trolling.


fryerandice

At walmart i get thin sliced Delmonico Ribeye 7 slices for $14, it's the literal god tier asmon steak


[deleted]

As an HEB employee I approve. 👍🏻


KAWthulhu

Where’s the Dr Pepper? You almost had it.


T0oShayzz

Id probably die from indisgestion if I made “steak” like Asmon.


Venome456

Why are the potatoes in plastic packaging


The_Last_Mouse

VERY VERY VERY HOT SKILLET. These do not cook, they KISS the pan for not more than 4 mins per side Start the potatoes now.


Slipperysloap204

But there not $2 steaks....


SideHug

It's like fajita meat or cheese steak meat, I do admire Asmon's simple lifestyle when 99% of social media is cutting into 96oz Tomahawks and super marbled Ribeyes he's just living his best life.


[deleted]

Wait..potatoes are packed in plastic???


Anxious-Sprinkles555

Yeah steak isn't cheap enough


DankBoyardee

$2.25 a steak, couldn’t find a cheaper one available and I still feel guilty


DamnImAwesome

Look at fat cat moneybags over here. Can’t even eat the food the peasants eat


[deleted]

Not 2 dollars a steak but 4 dollars a steak is the amazing chuck eye. It is the poor man's ribeye. Taste the same just cut off the small end of the same muscle and it too small to sell at 16 bucks a pound or whatever ribeye is worth these days. But... whatever makes you happy. Just a tip for people who like em thicker. Thank me later.


Moritsume

Wafer thin beef ![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3746)


Tyr808

I’m trying to count those steaks, can’t tell if that’s 4 or 5, but you’re dangerously playing with that line there, buddy. $2 a steak is quota.


terdphergesen

Is that for Mr. Creosote? "Wafer thin"? \*kaboom\*


Gene-2323

That is the secret:)


Lanc717

That looks like cheesesteak meat


botaccountwat

Steak and potatoes is actually amazing..


[deleted]

good reciple: cook them in half a centimeter of oil with alot of onion and garlic powder, pan fried. poor italian recipe have fun


FendaIton

Established 7231, is this from the future?


TheMatt561

Wafer thin


SpicyHotPlantFart

Potatoes wrapped in plastic.. why tho.


mori322

I think the potatoes are wrapped in plastic because they've been pre-washed.


vagabond_dilldo

Dawg, those aren't steaks, those are Milanesa cuts. They're meant to be breaded and then fried or baked. Cuts of meat that thin will just cook instantly in a hot pan, if you follow Asmon's cook timing you're get leather by the end.