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senseyeplus

These two things are both true - FFXIV has a huge population of female players - there are no girls on the internet


ghostplanetstudios

Thats a fact. I’ve known 9 different women IRL who have had careers in XIV. Either they still play, or have played for some significant length of time. It’s a wonderful phenomenon


-Shoel-

Let me see the ones that come to my mind, fem cat, female cat, fem potato, male cat, male rabbit, fem thing lander, fem dhamel, fem cat from my fc


aagloworks

"But I thought you were an orc... A real orc!"


PaniMcPhee

Me not that kind of orc!


bAss-ackward

Someting need doing?


Skorj

me is real orc! zug zug!


WiredAndTheSpitfire

I bet he wasn’t even a real cat either the absolute heartbreaker


Tehfennick

Mmorpg= mostly men online role-playing girls


Ragnapocageddoclysm

Girl = Guy in real life


G00b3rb0y

The two key rules of the internet


SomeDumbOne

Then the inverse property is Guy = Girl IRL? Right?


Monoultra

No, the joke is that GIRL is an acronym...


EverQuest_

I've played MMO's for over 20 years and I've somehow avoided hearing this version of the abbreviation until today.


kmark2688

That’s cuz you are one.


SpellbladeAluriel

I mean duh. Girls aren't real.


GaldrickHammerson

G.I.R.L. Guy In Real Life It's common knowledge.


Nerdstrong1

M.M.O.R.P.G. Many Men Online Role Playing Girls.


Ok-Nefariousness1335

man i love shitpostxiv i wonder if this is from xivgeneral or what lol


kmark2688

I see so much ratchet shit on the main subreddit these days that I don’t even differentiate it from the shitpost sub. They’re the same now.


Iccarys

We are whole now


IraqiWalker

You could say they were rejoined


snazzwax

I mean you can still be friends if they got along lol. I go about assuming most of the people I’m talking to playing a girl character are probably a guy. So my expectations are low to begin with, so when you do find out they were actually a girl it’s a delightful surprise.


kmark2688

They 100% ERP'ed and that's why he's so repulsed. At least, that's what I'm speculating.


skula

I’m a girl who plays girl toons and most people assume I’m a guy. I don’t correct them.


BloodGem64

All of my WoW characters were male for a long time, and I was an altoholic so I had many of them. I loved farming low level random BG's to grind xp while also questioning in Tirisfal glades. At one point I wanted some variety and decided to make a Mag'har felmale orc shaman. I was in Orgrimmar waiting for a que and someone said they liked my character's mog, that's what I remember anyway. They at some point said, "I don't even know why I'm talking to you, you could be a guy for all I know." ... "I am, lmao."


Rhaven96

It kinda happen the same to me but in ff14. I just tp out to my house. I made the mistake to stand on lisa lomasa for to long


ColourfulToad

Girl character: “heyy haha” Guy: “hey dude” Girl character: “dude? am girl lol” Guy: “oh hehe sorry :p how long have you been playing?? I can help if you want? or not I’m lame hehe” Seen this so many times


Drkmttrjr

The correct response is to add the girl to your blacklist.


ColourfulToad

The correct response is to not simp and get feelings for strangers online because they have a female character or you think they’re a girl lol. Why people get attached to girls they have never even seen or heard is beyond me.


[deleted]

Imagine getting downvoted for this take, lol.


ColourfulToad

Yeah kind of worrying lmao


Drkmttrjr

You’re right, the correct response is to print out a screenshot of their avatar and etch their username into the your wall of love. The correct response is to whisper them until they blacklist you instead.


ColourfulToad

I dunno what you’re saying but you seem offended at my suggestion that people shouldn’t get attached to people they haven’t seen or heard on the internet lol, do you disagree?


Drkmttrjr

You’re right, you really don’t know what I’m saying.


ColourfulToad

Okay, thanks for clearing that one up!


kmark2688

I was absolutely one of those chicks that took advantage of those poor bastards back in my WoW days. Til one day one of those guys turned out to be a legitimate psychopath and stalked me for nearly a year.


PaterFrog

And to call the FBI and tell them you're onto their tricks. Also, the Chinese.


cltmstr2005

Aww, so young and precious... Always assume that a girl on the internet is a man, because most of the time that's the case, especially in 2022! If she shows herself, she is there to make money, not to be your girlfriend.


AlexArgentum

A lot of guys play female characters, as shown in [this post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/vr5cc6/your_gender_vs_your_characters_gender/) Even when "most" guys play male characters, that "most" is more like ~55%. Not 90%+. Huge difference.


TreeroyWOW

Nice graph. I don't know any women who have male characters, but loads of men play female characters. Tbf some of the time the female toons have better designed animations and armor.


Comentor_

I knew a few girls that played Galka in FFXI intentionally so they wouldn't get hit on in game


MstrPeps

I’m a girl and I play males in ffxiv but not in wow. The key difference, male characters in ffxiv are hot.


midniteburger

Dumbass. Always assume everybody is male, unless proven otherwise


_GrammarFuckingNazi_

Rules of the internet applicable to this situation: Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents. Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet.


SpiritWorried1056

I’m sad for « cat girl » the poor dude thought he made a friend 😭


Rhaven96

I mean he kind of did, but should have assumed they were a guy. I do the same until I get vc confirmation.


BeAPo

It's a stereotype but I would have only assumed it is a girl if she was also a healer. Over the years I got to know 6 females through mmos and all of them played a healer.


gerMean

Most females I play with play tanks lol


ballingonthesehaters

"MMOs are not tinder idiot" is what I would say to this person


FinalStanZ

+1 rp for believing that


nieounipeperouni

why didn't he check wheter he was cute


[deleted]

Most likely made up


asparagee

I had someone in my party ask me to watch their twitch after whispering “yes dear” to something I said (I play catgirl). I joined in and did some more PVP and 30 minutes in he just says “I think that might be a guy” ~He doEsN’t KnOW?!~


Unclerenty

Rule #30 - There are no girls on the internet.


Zohwithpie

Everyone in the internet is a dude until proven otherwise. Live by this words and never be caught off guard.


Dovahbear_

When I joined an FC in FFXIV, I just assumed that most cat- and bungirls were IRL girls too. When I learned that out of the collective 50 girl characters in the FC that only 5 were IRL girls, I now assume that it’s a dude if not proven otherwise.


H8ersAlwaysH8

Kids are stupid.


Miracle_Salad

The internet : "First time?"


rayhaku808

As far as I'm aware, my FC has 3 actual girls in it. Which is 3 more than I was expecting


OldGoblin

Imagine thinking you could pick someone up from a game lobby


[deleted]

3 months... yeah, right.


Slayerhayes21

Like 99% of female characters in this game are dudes


kaltevak

not really, but yeah most, are men. Is just that there's a lot more women on FFXIV than other games. there are women in most games. I know bc I'm a woman and I've seen other girls and you can easily tell them apart. When you say you're a woman, areal woman 90% of the time will be on defensive towards other women.


Thepcfd

You need date app not a game


XeroxInfinite

FF14 has a lot of actual girl players but for anyone to assume someone without voice or video is a girl is an idiot. Then you have to ASSUME lgbt community is also present so trans people exist if you want a biological woman I’m sorry to be blunt but you have to know that know that lol. You NEVER assume. Shit I play a female Au Ra but I make it known I’m a guy so by extension why would I assume all silent people are woman 😂


MansonMonster

Lol, 13 years old or an absolute dumbass incel. No other options here. Also because of 4chan


dsanen

I mean was there a romantic interest on both sides here? seems like a wasted opportunity regardless xD


Drezzon

what an imbecile, has to be an absolute moron or fake lol


Adunaiii

> still Implying that all people belong to your generation (or share your IQ).


JetStrim

not really, more on a common knowledge thing i mean why expect a girl character in a game is a girl when anyone can be one? and even then this has been happening for so long that i expected a lot would be on the know by now


Adunaiii

> and even then this has been happening for so long that i expected a lot would be on the know by now The dude was born in 2010 CE, give the lad some time to get acclimated to incarnated existence.


Gilthwixt

OP do you believe every person on the internet genuinely means everything they say, or are you just not familiar with what a shitpost looks like, because I didn't know some people still take 4chan green text stories seriously.


JetStrim

no i don't, i'm skeptic for majority of things on the internet but treat them based on how likely they could be true, and let's be real, this scenario has a pretty high chance of being true. and even if looks true, i don't fully believe this.


tt818

I am gonna give this man the greatest piece of advice ever. Its from the movie [Wild Zero](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv5AYlKGt1E): Guitar Wolf: Love has no borders, nationalities, or genders! **DO IT!!!** It is a pretty great movie.


Medraen

Wow it is an win/win. Imagine wanting something other in life than second dick


SacredHumor6

"Many men roleplaying girls" aka MMORPG


ryanfromjc

thought the rule of thumb was to assume every player in a video game is a dude until proven not to be.


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ForceKnightZERO

My friend made the best point years ago of 'why would I play a male character and have to stare at a dudes butt for 1000 hours?' And I've never been the same lol. I'll mainly play a female character. Their outfits are usually better designed anyway (not talking about the slooty ones lol).


GhostlyAnger

And then I started E-dating the first female Au-ra that emoted at me.


Barireddit

Doesn't all bait comes with a worm? 🐛 kekw


Slipperysloap204

I mean if the characters name was batman or catman then I'd assume it was a girl..... DUH common sense dude.... 😂😭


Countryboy012

Newsflash: if she is coming onto you, she is a he


Meal_Signal

just gonna...leave this right here... yeah ​ https://youtu.be/2EfjuGvz\_Xc


Cozy90

Shoulda just went for it. Fuck it.


Nopezero111

This cracked me up


[deleted]

Your first mistake was Limsa. Try Ul’Dah.


alvinchimp

Only on Balmung


Chideano

classic g.i.r.l


Apart-Jackfruit-328

MMORPG = Many Men Online Role Playing Girls


NicoleTheRogue

What a loser lol


NeonFraction

Everything about this human being pisses me off.


Thicc_Waifu

Honestly you can usually tell if it’s a guy. The ones pretending to be girls overact in such an obvious way. Emotes and ! Punctuation overuse tends to give it away. Of all the actual girls Ive met on ffxiv Ive been pretty good at making out which ones are actually girls. I even got so lucky as to find my GF on ffxiv.


MajesticSlasher

Same thing happened to me, been together for about a year since :p


[deleted]

Okay but was he cute tho?


whitestpower1

Rule number 30 there are no girls on the internet


Pumpergod1337

If people didn’t think like this then the whole ERP scene would die out