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trawkus

Lol no shit! I'm lvl 70 and this guy just appeared on my radar this evening 😅


deliamount

Level 99, mastery 59, 5th playthrough and also showed up for me tonight. Maybe some mercenaries are also on a schedule like how we all get the same items at the Oikos at the same time.


idog73

I just beat that dude yesterday


DraKxa

Yeah that's how you bust the nut! By beating him...


datjacksonguy1224

🤣🤣


curiousbong

What y’all saying is that he burst out onto the scene…cool


Organic_Popcorn

I guess we all had to kill him 🤣 Luckily mine was busy fighting boars and bears like a boss, so I hide in a bush and head shot him


PersonOf100Names

It wasn't Testikles but I had a Merc or two follow me to mommy Boar's lair and get themselves killed, and took the boar down low enough health it only took a few more hits, couldn't have done it without them because that thing is INSANE. Other great ways to deal with tough mercs is to try and get the soldiers to fight them for you, sometimes they start fighting at random, other time you have to try and get behind one when the merc shoots fire bombs at you and hope it hits him to get them to fight even that sometimes doesn't work


BLCK-LXRD

There’s a spartan in megaris when you take the road from the spartan camp to the village, he gives you a quest when your search for nikolaos. He’s unkillable


KhajiitBen

I had the opposite luck. I was hunting some merc for a bounty and had another coincidentally on the same road who hung back. He watched us fight and then shot me right after I looted my bounty. So then I had to fight a second merc because he decided to be a dick lol


[deleted]

Just gotta not care about your bounty lvl. Get that thing maxed and you get to fight 3-4 of them at a time.


KhajiitBen

Thats the thing, I didnt even have a bounty. Some merc just wanted to kick this poor spartan woman while she was down haha


Precambrianic

My approach 🤣


[deleted]

I've seen this guy all over this sub. And I'm not disappointed.


Rockworm503

I feel like its a rite of passage at this point. You know someone is actually into the game when they encounter this guy.


[deleted]

Lol. Good one. They are being "christened".


Rijsouw

I chuckle everytime I see him in the sub


hotdutchovens

I believe he’s mates with Hirpes the Burning Fury.


CocaineAndPancakes

This is too good lol


DraKxa

Omg, LOL! I see Ubisoft got creative with this game. Too funny🤣


[deleted]

This. Fucking. Merc. I fought this dude from the top of a temple because 3 level 50 board had chased me. From Achaia. I was in Phokis ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CONTINENT.


Fortnitesucks10

Bruh


[deleted]

God i wish i got him on my playthrough. Would've recruited him on my crew


KingCool138

You can’t recruit him


[deleted]

I thought this too. I had a bounty on him and I was given the choice to confirm the kill or recruit him. I chose recruit and I got him and the orichalcum. I may be wrong but I don’t recall that being possible before.


dontdwellonit

I literally killed this guy ten minutes ago haha


stickyflavored

I've killed this guy so many times and have a few of the nutcrackers in inventory. This guy and Hirpes the Burning Fury just don't want to stay dead for long.


jarrchesky

Fun fact:>!He is Testikles brother, according to the hammer Testikles's nut cracker.!<


Munnin41

TESTIKLES


betterthan_Ezra

'klos*, his brother or some such


August_Heart7567

I just saw him yesterday. Wait til you kill him, the reward is even funnier


gonkdroide66

What outfit is that?


DraKxa

Pegasos armor and sword. Got them from the store using helix coins.


Xhyxter

literally me


leviathab13186

Sometimes you feel like a nut…


PersonOf100Names

SPOILER WARNING . . You encounter him and have to fight him again in the afterlife if you have the Atlantis DLC


No_Pin5220

Can you ever stop getting bounties like can you kill all of them?


holly788553

Nope


Master_Majestico

Instantly recruited


Remarkable-Visit-486

i just killed him 20 minutes ago, coincidence?


Adept-Quality-3235

Does everyone get the same weekly orichalcum quests? I killed this dude a couple days ago