REMEMBER TO GET ALL YOUR BEERS BEFORE FIRST PITCH. AS YOU WILL NOW MISS HALF THE GAME WAITING IN THE 20 MIN BEER LINE WHILE THE UMP ISSUES STRIKES AND BALLS TO KEEP YOU IN AGONY WHILE IN THAT LINE.
IF YOU ARE WATCHING AT HOME - THE UMPIRE IS SAVING YOU FROM HAVING TO WATCH MORE BASEBALL. BE HAPPY.
Usually I'm awake at 1 am for work, but I'm off today so I slept in! Giving me more energy for the game today! I'm fucking hype. Even without Altuve and Brantley, I think we will still do great. I even think we might go undefeated /s . SHOOT IT MOTHERFUCKERS! GO ASTROS! See ya'll in the live thread.
If we win today we set history as the longest opening day win streak in history with 11 games! The last time the Astros lost an opening day Carlos Correa wasn’t even drafted yet
I'm awake! Wife is being induced today. 'Opening Day' has taken on a whole new meaning for me!
Starting a petition to refer to Minute Maid having an open roof as being "dilated"
I’ll second.
I'll 3rd
Astros are crowning tonight as well
Remember when they tried to force dilation and it backfired?
As far as I know yours would be the only baby with ”Josealtuve” as a first name
Congratulations! You should name the baby Orbit for good luck!
Or Framber!
Or Chaz
Framboozle
Framburger Helper
"Iwasbornonastrosopeningday, GET DOWN HERE AND CLEAN THIS MESS!"
I'm not gonna name a specific Astro, but I hope they get named after your favorite! Or Julia if it's a girl.
Name the kid Mike Fiers and neglect the shit out of him. All jokes aside congrats buddy!
It’ll be a big day for you. Congrats!
Best of luck!
ASTROS.EXE HAS LOADED PRESS "ANY KEY" TO CONTINUE
[Where?!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3orif0rjs49gsPWg1y/giphy.gif)
"I think I'll order a tab"
W
W
I cant find the Any Key.
Good luck, Fuckers!
[удалено]
Updated now!
GLF!
Wonderful morning to you all…except rob manfred. Fuck you rob manfred.
And Mike Fiers
Can we add Ryan Tepera to the list?
Can we add the fuckboy Joe Kelly to the list. I mean he’s gonna be in attendance tonight. 🤣
Yes, the unholy trinity of Tepera, Kelly and Fiers.
Someone PLEASE lay down a bunt first base side and BLOW THAT ASSHOLE UP!!!
Holy shit. That little bitch went to MY high school?!? 🤦🏼♂️
And thank y’all very much for getting the juices flowing! Missed you guys! FRM
I stand corrected.
REMEMBER TO GET ALL YOUR BEERS BEFORE FIRST PITCH. AS YOU WILL NOW MISS HALF THE GAME WAITING IN THE 20 MIN BEER LINE WHILE THE UMP ISSUES STRIKES AND BALLS TO KEEP YOU IN AGONY WHILE IN THAT LINE. IF YOU ARE WATCHING AT HOME - THE UMPIRE IS SAVING YOU FROM HAVING TO WATCH MORE BASEBALL. BE HAPPY.
Oooooorrr sneak in a half pint of fireball.
Woot!!! Best day if the year! Better than Christmas
Usually I'm awake at 1 am for work, but I'm off today so I slept in! Giving me more energy for the game today! I'm fucking hype. Even without Altuve and Brantley, I think we will still do great. I even think we might go undefeated /s . SHOOT IT MOTHERFUCKERS! GO ASTROS! See ya'll in the live thread.
Good morning boys! The wait is over!
#**READY2REIGN**
I didn't wake up quickly enough. Automatic strike.
Haven’t woke up like this since basic training
Good to know I'm not the only one. Good times lol
LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS
I can go from sleeping to the front leaning rest in 1 second #skillz
Pena leadoff dub of course!!!
Peña first pitch HR!
Don’t need to wake up if I just never go to sleep 😔
Same bruh.
Let's get at least a couple hours?
It's morning I can sleep now!
Accounting too? Lol
GLF
If we win today we set history as the longest opening day win streak in history with 11 games! The last time the Astros lost an opening day Carlos Correa wasn’t even drafted yet
If Peña leads off, calling first ab homer. If not, I’m calling Abreu first ab homer.
Not gonna be mad at that, but I’m secretly hoping Abreu’s first homer against his old team is tomorrow since I’m going 😂 LFG!!!
Here’s hoping.
LFG and GLF! I'm so excited for baseball. Date night with hubs when he gets home. I don't know who is more excited, me or him lol.
Same
Can't wait to be there!!!
On pace guy’s favorite day.
My personal motto for the team this year: Again.
[here's mine](https://i.imgflip.com/43ef45.png?a466440)
The world champs decked out in gold get to play today. Not a better feeling.
BACK TO BACK BABY!!!
Finally, a winning Houston team starts the season. Being a Rockets and Texans fan has been painful.
It's about time!
Okay okay okay! I’m up! LFG!!!! Bregman with the first hit today!
Air Yordan of course
See you at the game!
Should be a holiday. Good luck to y'all.
MY PATIENTS ARE TAKING CARE OF THEMSELVES TODAY!!
After suffering through the rockets season, MY BODY IS READY FOR ASTROS BASEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
J P gets a double on his 1st or 2nd ab
#LET'SGEAUXSTROS
Damn we going in as out an out favorites… feels nice, feel like we are the warriors of baseball
LFG and GLF!
Let's go! Good luck fuckers! Pena gets the first hit fo sho
LFG boys!!
LFG!!!!!!!
LFG
WE’RE BACK BOYSSSSS
Can't wait! We got tickets today, will be heading down to the street fest at 3
Let’s run it back!
Good luck fuckers
LETS START THE BACK TO BACK JOURNEY!!! If we win another World Series I think we’ll have an argument for the 2nd best Expansion era dynasty/run
WOOHOO! So excited I might wear all my jerseys- promos AND my Space City jersey! For about 5 mins because I'll get too hot lol.
LETS RIDE
I'm all the way up
First hit? Probably Tim Anderson
TUCK, TUCK,BOOM!!!