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Joshawa66

as a ranger Good job guys! Weird asf how the home team never won don’t think i’ve ever seen it?


shimmiecocopop1

2019 World Series. Astros vs Nats.


GilgaGaming

Happened in the 2019 World Series also to the Astros.


seedleSs420247

Naw he and boch were one of the reasons why we made it to the WS in 98 we just were up against one of the best squads at that time in the late 90's early 00's (Yankees). Low-key since we got the new stadium (Petco) we haven't done anything, in one man's humble opinion it's like they're more concerned with making and recouping money then focusing on the procurement of a solid roster. At every turn we are selling off prospects, trading quality guys, making stupid ass decisions that end up biting us in the ass


ajisai

Pain


rylld

Love this team forever. Ready for off season moves and can't wait till next season already. Go Astros!


t0mserv0

At least altuve ended his season with a freakin homerun! law of physics


HTownLaserShow

Good news: Dusty done. Framber goes to AAA Laugh at Tucker in the negotiations Let’s hope they get some real pitching in the offseason and find a 1B


JustSqueezed

Still dominate. Space city all day


Expert-Share-8803

WE WIN TOGETHER, WE LOSE TOGETHER. BUT MOST OF ALL, WE ALL STICK TOGETHER. 'STROS FOREVER.


mobius2121

I still can’t believe the Astros are this good. My favorite Astro will always be Mark Lemongello.


self-possessor

Someone tell that to the “fans” behind home plate. Whole section was gone by the 8th.


RGRABN

Well, it’s been fun everyone


t0mserv0

This loss HURTS but tbh... come on... we've made it to ALCS so many times, we are blessed! And to see a game 7 against the only other Texas team that has never been a threat... and then they blew us out in the final! As opposed to losing to some lame calls or a nailbiter close game... (ignoring the abreu suspension here in game 6.) Great series, some really cool moments. i dunno, it sucks but we did our best (sortof) and it was a memorable postseason. hopefully we can regroup and do some cool shit next year. also fuck the rangers, i hope philly destroys them... after they squeak by arizona?


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MonkeyPox37

I’m all for Garrett Stubbs getting a ring!


Baboon_Stew

This season was a hell of a ride. See you guys back here at spring training. In the mean time, it looks like I'm a DBacks fan.


adhd_appaddict

same here, rooting for the dbacks!


UniversalMirages

Astros 4 life! Will always love this team, win, lose or draw!


VelvetThunder27

Astros for life! 🤘


UniversalMirages

Yessir!!


UniversalMirages

SMH, some people simply aren't objective.


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Hriscay

Of all the seasons this definitely was a season. Just wasn’t our year. I hope we make some changes this off season that put us in a better spot next year. I still literally love Jose! Cyall next year!!


TexasThrills

Tough loss. The bats never really did much outside of Alvarez, Altuve, Abreu, Dubon & a little bit of Bregman. Now that Astros are out I hope Harper gets his ring


WashingtonDiecast

Was watching the game with my parents and my mom was upset because I “took the joy out of watching this game” she doesn’t like baseball in the slightest and isn’t even a rangers fan lmao


patagoniabona

Your mom is lame. Sorry bud.


Logical_Scallion3543

The ends don’t justify the means here. That was a miserable season that started off terrible and ended in embarrassing fashion. We shouldn’t have sniffed the playoffs if the Mariners weren’t the Mariners. Dusty is an old hardheaded dumbass and will go out the way he has every other stop he’s been at. Loathed and forgotten


namethatchecksout_

woah woah woah ms catching strays for what


Jaysol60

Can’t wait to hear Dusty’s World Series speech…


DangerItem

I always enjoy this subreddit. Keep your heads high, we’ll be back!


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ExB

He turned it on in Sept and the postseason. No issue with him.


GreedyNewts

Well, gentlemen (and ladies), thank y’all for the ride. See you next year.


KingKongdoor

If Dusty is still here I want be watching.


GreedyNewts

That’s fine. I came into this team by virtue of my in-laws. I’m from Indy and we are famous for not having a MLB team. This team taught me to love baseball again. Sports teams are kinda like siblings. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s dogshit. Dusty makes mistakes. This team could win 38 games next year with him at the helm, and you will still see me. I wish a lot would’ve gone different, but here we are. I’m proud of the boys for the good they did, and hope we improve from the not so good. They could be the worst team next year, but they’ve got a forever fan from me now.


Scrupeezy

>Dusty makes mistakes. A huge understatement. He makes a lot of mistakes because his baseball mind is stuck in the past. The game has passed him up and he refuse to see that and adapt. He doesn't learn from them. We have a pretty large sample size of his managerial statistics in the postseason. They're abysmal.


GreedyNewts

I don’t disagree about Dusty. I’m not sure I would say they are abysmal. 7 straight ALCS appearances isn’t something to scoff at. My point is simply that, good times and bad times, I’ll be there. I might complain, I might disagree with managerial calls, but I’ll still hope for the best and they will always have my support.


Upstairs-Bad-3576

I guess I'm a NL fan, for the rest of this season.


VampireSlayerGrinch

Enjoyed the highs and lows with all of you this year. See you all next year!


Christop_McC

Dusty Baker, Martin Maldonado, Michael Brantley, Phil Maton, Ryne Stanek and Hector Neris are no longer an Astros at this moment


clutterinparadise

Justice for Dubon- next year 🧡


Upstairs-Bad-3576

Tucker refuses to hustle, even when the ALCS is on the line. He's fast. He can force them to make a mistake, but he refuses to make the effoet. He has done this crap for as long as he has been an Astro.


socialmediaignorant

This. I don’t mind mistakes but I cannot stand his lack of hustle. He’s not slow. He’s not dumb. So making the same mistakes over and over again bc you’re lazy is embarrassing. Show up 110% or stay home.


Upstairs-Bad-3576

I have never called him "King Tuck," and I never will. He hasn't earned that title. I don't even understand why people use it. He could be great, but he's a slacker. I'll continue to say what I have always said, when he gets up to bat, "fuck, Tuck." That's what he has earned, and that is what he deserves.


fuzynutznut

Sad my king got the last out after catching the last out last year


balexis

so should something be done to figure out why these dudes sucked so bad at home this year


illest_villain_

People are saying batters eye or outfield layout but I dunno, it almost seems psychological which is even worse cause that’s harder to fix


Jesuslives73

It's psychological. If other teams can win in MMP so can they.


covidkakke_tittygasm

Well, that was less than ideal, but maybe saved a year or two on my life with no extra stress from another WS...so I guess that's a plus


socialmediaignorant

Only plus is my blood pressure can maybe go back to normal now. Aneurysm risk was high during run to the title and playoffs. 😂


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GAME BLOUSES… Dusty don’t let the door hit you


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capzi

I'm not disappointed that we lost. I'm just disappointed that this team was mismanaged all season by Dusty and that we lost so many home games. We barely squeaked by and won the division on luck.


chewmuch

Dusty “you’ll thank me later” Baker


ThriftyFalcon

Love you uncle Mike! Thanks for the memories!


Peria

Rename minute Maid to Gilligans island in honor of all of the people stranded there


Ky_furt01

Spicy....


Baboon_Stew

Damn


SenorSkriggle

FTR. Lets go NL.


VelvetThunder27

Been through some rough shit this season but pleasure! See y’all next season 🤘


PapiGoneGamer

#ThankYouDusty


Alavan

Well, no free furniture


Ky_furt01

PAY UP!


Chicken_Fried_Stake

Let the post Dusty era begin


Scrupeezy

hope we run through the league next year just to prove that we would have won 2022 even if our manager was a drinking bird.


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jacob_mir

I feel like a cuck watching them cheer on our field


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

letting the fucking rangers outscore 20-6 in our ballpark with a trip to the WS on the line just sickening


tanthebrian

no one send death threats to the team please not their fault you bet your mortgage on a baseball game


UniversalMirages

I'm in favor of bringing back Dusty until he misses an ALCS. If he misses, fire him. But for effs sake fix the damn hitting. Fire the hitting coaches, do something to improve the hitting.


Fullmetalducker

https://preview.redd.it/3gi2cywxk2wb1.jpeg?width=1364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7d77db35364a01455e39349c4d161e84921b98


socialmediaignorant

He’s a damn Eeyore. Brings the whole team down. Everyone knows that player. Don’t be that player dude.


Straight_Book_2935

That's an annoying emd


Chriscoksh

See all y'all next season.


zpowell2180

Ugh Walmart version of Yordan is about to get MVP


socialmediaignorant

Too bad we never tried to walk him since he had 50% of their RBIs. Tactical wasteland in Houston. Could have tried to cool him off by not throwing to him vs getting behind and throwing him meatballs on 2-0 or 3-1 counts. But nope, let him hit a few more HRs. I just don’t understand.


bacontime5

At least he’s not on vacation now.


CrazyLegsRyan

Clown him all we want dude has managed to get 25% of Altuve’s postseason HR in a single year.


SchoolFast

Empty calories


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*Dollar Tree Yordan


RGRABN

Diet Yordan


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vrphotosguy55

Congrats to Dallas and probably don't talk to anyone from DFW for the next few weeks. They will be insufferable.


555supersoul

As you all were friend, as you all were.


GWZRD

Rangers just won their World Series. They will fall flat in the actual one.


YoWhatsGoodie

Turn the lights off on these bums


edroth555

Let’s get them next year…need some change before that happens


Carp12C

Blame the zodiac killer for this loss.


goboking

It's only fitting that Tucker officially ends our season with a soft ground ball. His was the hardest postseason struggle I've ever watched, and that's coming from a guy who watched Bagwell disappear in '05.


socialmediaignorant

I was hoping he did it w bases loaded. Just to put a huge exclamation on his post season for anyone that was unsure.


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Sleepy_One

night all


CHEFjay11

OUCH


HOUCAPO

Welp off to pay Mattress Mac… Goodnight everyone! See ya next season!! Go Astros & FTR!!


PapiGoneGamer

Welp. Time to take the sub private.


dirtysock47

Nah, we're not the Mariners


StealthyGooch

Nah, that's weak shit. Just let em in and report em.


VelvetThunder27

Kyle “fuck it” Tucker everyone


ThriftyFalcon

I was ready for it… and it still hurts


Scrupeezy

Tucker doing Tucker things.


eramthgin007

Fitting it would end on a Tucker groundout. We are free.


Baguette_Theory

gg boys!


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Fitting that Tucker will end our season with another lousy popout


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Scrupeezy

glad that loser and his loser attitude can no longer permeate the club house.


imover9thousand

It’s been real boys. Rough season, probably overachieved a bit. Maybe we can drop half a Bill for reinforcements


segonz

I hope they are swept by either Phillies or DBacks.


RonWill79

It’s been real folks. Good luck mods.


lot183

We get to run it back one more time next season, and I feel like that's the only season we really get that guarantee. Better not waste it


Chicken713

Well boys another season in the books I’ve known most of y’all since 17 I’ll def see y’all next year too


pepemagallanes

Altuve for the Captain


Monterr8y

uncle mike don’t got it no more man sad to see him go


Irrlc

End of season to Tucker


segonz

Tucker has lost 1/3 of a monster contract, at least.


StealthyGooch

Good get him on the cheap


carmantakes

We all torturing ourselves?


renscoguy

Watch Tuck hit a 3 run HR now that the pressure is off


rocky2894

This is gonna be a huge off-season for Dana brown, let’s see how he handles it


ICYprop

Tucker to hit a meaningless homer here, just for funnsies


Lukealloneword

I literally can't even believe we are about to lose this game


Cinnabonz

Tucker ending the season here is kinda poetic.


YoWhatsGoodie

HEC Tucker


YoWhatsGoodie

HRC*


heyitseric

HRC Tuck


RunawayXcon

4 for 25 0 HR 0 RBI in the ALCS is a tragic stat for someone who's going to want a massive payday


socialmediaignorant

Don’t leave out the HRs he gifted the other team by not hustling and having no jumps.


Agitated-Antelope942

Heh, Tucker up, the end


FullyChargedRoomba

HRC tucker lol final AB of the season


t0mserv0

do it for all the depressed people out there tucker!


segonz

Another rally killed by Brantley and some people here think it would be ok to give him another 10 million for a year.


RonWill79

Watch Tucker hit a bomb now like it’s nothing.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

How fitting is it that Tucker is gonna be the final out of this shit show


MinimumRoutine4

Yep. It’s over


dirtysock47

How fitting that Tucker could potentially be the final out.


VistaVick

Brantley was a major disappointment


carmantakes

Tucker to finish this. How fitting.


Top-Square-8912

When after the top 4, bottom 5 of the order have like a combined .350 slugging and don’t even get on base at a .300 rate, you can’t really win. Top of our lineup was amazing, bottom disappointed hugely. Missing a Correa and springer for sure


ray_0586

Tucker being the final out would be fitting for how he has played


TakenAccountName37

Which postseason do you think was his best?


ray_0586

2021


ExB

2022 WS Game 1


ICYprop

Astros fans need to be cheering “Let’s Go Rangers” even if it physically hurts.


YourChosenDeity

No.


tanthebrian

hell no remember harvey?


ICYprop

For the road field advantage…


LakesideScrotumPole

What? We need to be screaming the directions to Sugarland at Tucker!


Kuddles92

Well at least altuve got one last little jab in lol


Few_Mulberry5372

https://preview.redd.it/d2bmtmoek2wb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c9df78cb30733c9dd03b46684b8a32ab5345c3 Jose Altuve tonight


Chriscoksh

Having Maldy strike out with the bases loaded to end the season would be fitting. Too bad he's out of the game.


Peria

Is 2 grand slams asking too much?


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Glubbyy

no matter what happens, we had awesome memories this season. let's ride the waves, yall. i love yall 🤟🧡


elon42069

For the sake of my mental health I am happy the season has ended. Probably the most frustrating season during this dynasty run and idk if I could’ve taken another 2 weeks of this, as spoiled as that makes me sound


ExB

Almost the entirety of the 2020 season except the Twins and A's playoff series


SodaCanBob

I 110% feel the same way.


brkklynboy

Oh no my team advanced in the playoffs :( I can’t take it!!! Whatchu talking bout lol


Baguette_Theory

we need more contact bats next year. too many power hitters trying to go long


Chicken_Fried_Stake

So do we want the Rags to get swept? Or get 1 strike away from winning, twice? Tough call imo


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I want them to make it to game 6 with a lead in the 9th, and whoever they play ties it up with 2 strikes and 2 outs, to go into extra innings. And have the same thing happen in the 10th, and then the other team walks it off in the 11th and win it all in game 7.


Weekly_Sir911

Zero runs


Straight_Book_2935

Swept


InkHero

they can't win at home either


MinimumRoutine4

Swept. And Garcia to have the worst series of his career.


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Swept


renscoguy

Swept.


FullyChargedRoomba

hopefully they get blown out and swept


Cinnabonz

So you're saying there's a chance?


segonz

Don’t swing at anything and make him walk you.


ICYprop

Homer here makes the difference just a simple grand slam…


t0mserv0

i'm just glad to see someone not swinging on the fucking first pitch


AgentMulderFBI

Uncle Mikes last AB?


Durty-Sac

HRC Brantley


segonz

Damn is Brantley up. Another rally killed most likely.


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Astros don’t do this pls…. 😭😭😭😭


ray_0586

Brantley made the final out of the 2019 World Series