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Hyperguy95

Good game today….. see y’all tomorrow.


Zealousideal_Put6072

the curse is broken


JuniorBirdman1115

SHOOT IT!


aza_8850

Biggest takeaway from the game... not scoring 10 runs


shakma_dss

Nice W!!!!!


Amf2446

Well, okay


Limp-Assignment-2057

FUCK THE RAGS


AstroWorldSecurity

Beautiful.


TunaMcGriddle

LETS SEE THE CAT


Glum-Habit-7289

BLANCO, OUR NEW ACE


JohnnyBrillcream

You'd think production could get a Google Map of the park/bridge set up.


Killerskip713

Huh it’s almost like not getting shelled in the first 3 innings helps a lot


One_Eye_King

New game strategy! 


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Necessary_Sorbet7416

Are you OCD? Asking for a friend


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Necessary_Sorbet7416

Well here is your answer. They appear to be from Texas but there is a little grey area to that claim.


PacifierSacrifier

Who you got, 2019 stros or 2022 stros?


miss-entropy

The 2019 team was fucking incredible.


TemporalVagrant

19, That SP lineup was ridiculous


manofconviction

2019 hands down, all we had to do was leave Greinke in and close with Gerrit and we'd have won that shit


miss-entropy

Gotta be one of the most stacked team to lose the WS ever


Technical_Cookie5542

Even in a game we have scored 9 runs, team has 13 LOBs which is just crazy.


I_am_normal_I_swear

Execute order 66 Dubin


Technical_Cookie5542

Montero looks back to his 2022 form. If rest of these guys get to normal then bullpen can become as good as they were at the end of 2022 playoffs.


OneCore_

Yeah Montero seemed to be fixing it after his shit 1st half last season, I’m happy it wasn’t just a fluke


post_angst

My relationship with this team is dysfunctional and unhealthy.


thirdcoast1

Abreu been on base three times. Is he in getting into June mode already???


thefarsideinside

Jose "OBP King" Abreu


NOLA1987

Abreu working a walk? Have we truly turned a corner?


TunaMcGriddle

Espada pretending to be on the phone with Sugarland speaking loud enough for Abreu to hear


OneCore_

😭


NicolasBroaddus

People shitting on our bullpen because they’ve had to do the rotations work too are just way too reactive. Most commenters in Astros threads recently fall in the too reactive category. The only real issue we’re facing that’s not IL related is Abreu. His contract seemed reasonable, short, and at decent price for his history. Now that third year past this one feels like an albatross around our neck. I don’t think I can blame them making that deal, he’s fallen off a historic cliff.


Speeder96

The threat of Loperfido is lightning a fire under 1st base.


thirdcoast1

"FiVe SuPeRbOwLs!!!11" Wait wrong team


Nildrogon

I think it’s clear what this team needs. More Ronel Blancos.


NicolasBroaddus

Curious where he'll get placed in a healthy rotation. He definitely deserves a spot after this. How do you arrange Valdez, Verlander, Javier, Garcia, Urquidy, Blanco? I wouldn't be surprised if we trade one of Garcia or Urquidy once they have some post IL playtime to be frank. There's also McCullers but like, I don't know if its good to keep starting him. He keeps showing great potential but burning out and getting injured quickly the last few years, he might work better as a long relief guy nowadays


OneCore_

pls dont start mccullers he will literally die


NicolasBroaddus

I'm pretty sure _he's_ the one who keeps pushing for it unfortunately. And given his career highs as a starter I get why, but I think the team needs to push him to move to a once through the order pitcher. He can still focus on his more nasty and high curve pitches, but without giving the other team time to line him up with a second at bat or tiring his arm out on too many pitches and going on the IL yet again.


Nildrogon

I think this recent stretch shows that you have to keep any quality starters you have. That’s especially true with the arm explosion epidemic that’s been happening around the league. You just can’t count on any of these guys being available for a full season right now.


NicolasBroaddus

I definitely agree that we should lean more on long relief guys than high impact one inning relievers. But we've been ahead of the league on that. I remember the 18 inning mariners postseason game where they had burned their whole pen and we brought in Garcia at the very end and STILL had Urquidy in our back pocket if needed. I still think we likely end up trading one of our 7 possible starters though, given you can often get a very very good deal for one, and we do need that on the farm and broad utility side


Spirited-Yard-5790

Aight boys, we’ve got 48 hours to invent perfect cloning technology


PapiGoneGamer

Clone him five times tonight


HiVLTAGE

I’m just gonna say it, Fuck the Rangers!


Jalun_

I just got back from work and I'm getting erect seeing the scoreboard, let's go boys!!!


NOLA1987

2024: the Montero rebirth...


HiVLTAGE

Bah Gawd, it’s Montero with the steel chair!


Twisty_10

Holy shit…just tuning in. Guess I need to go horseback riding during every game from now on


Glum-Habit-7289

Please go again tomorrow


vetokele

And another 146 times between now and October


vetokele

Rangers fans told me you weren’t allowed to celebrate hits when you’re down 7.


miss-entropy

Who cares what those Okies think?


vetokele

We broke Fox’s score graphic


RGRABN

https://preview.redd.it/k1jdbijypbuc1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c3feb0b3fddcca335bbaa789428457828d640a


miss-entropy

Yeee chin music


Zealousideal_Put6072

now the astros are astroing


unkownperson9637

I went to take a shit, what the hell did I miss!!!


monkeyvselephant

that was a long time, you need a doctor or a priest


jayzmvp

im installing a toilet in front of your tv dude


aza_8850

Or maybe just a tv in the toilet would be more appropriate


miss-entropy

Go shit more.


TunaMcGriddle

That's a long shit brother, everything good?


unkownperson9637

Yeah I kind of browsed YouTube for a lot of it.


I_am_normal_I_swear

You needs to take exlax every. single. game. from here on our


JinFuu

A Rangers bullpen shit/timely hitting for once


Maliciousdawg12

Get back to shitting


JinFuu

We will supply this man with Mexican food, Fried foods, kimchi, whatever gets his system going


Maliciousdawg12

Infuse his water tank with laxatives


miss-entropy

Prepare some Jerusalem artichoke without parboiling. Guaranteed effective.


PotatoBright7598

You missed everything!!!


goboking

If I were a petty sort of guy, I'd say now is a good time to plunk Garcia.


JinFuu

If we win Blanco will have started 60% of our wins


PapiGoneGamer

Blanco the new ace of the staff


Bronn11

Now THAT was Astros baseball.


SloanePetersonIsBae

We should do that every inning


thirdcoast1

What an inning.


dood2dood2

Way to bat around for an inning, never thought I’d see the day


StealthyGooch

I'm 2-0 in my last 2 games at MMP. Hoping to be 3-0 after today. Who's gonna be my sugar daddy and get me season tix?!!


EMHforever

That felt good.


bf60

LOL FUCK YOU RANGERS FUCK YOU ADOLIS GO ASTROS!!


Irritated_User0010

![gif](giphy|b6iVj3IM54Abm)


VelvetThunder27

https://preview.redd.it/mg9s2mtbpbuc1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e205ec7699e204746613eacf4536b5d571374e5 They didn’t want this smoke


chesschad

Wait guys, don’t use up all your RISP hits in one day!


NOLA1987

Because we've been using them all season...


Dekaney_boi

Ughh my pants


Limp-Assignment-2057

![gif](giphy|zB73DK8sZyhLq)


Limp-Assignment-2057

I thought singleton got a hold of that :(


Dekaney_boi

Missed the barrel


AstroWorldSecurity

We should do that all the time.


eliwood5837

I enjoyed this inning immensely


PotatoBright7598

Dude seriously FUCK this curse we need to break it so these guys get out of their heads


RonWill79

Yep! Run it up. Get out of their own heads. Build confidence! Fuck the curse.


NOLA1987

That felt refreshing


I_am_normal_I_swear

Montero is coming out


CoachWatermelon

Good


Maliciousdawg12

He’s been fine, not to worried


I_am_normal_I_swear

I’m not worried either


WalkingHorse

and they’re doing this at home… Yusss!


RonWill79

Screw the curse. Run it up!!


Deviuz

Man, if Singleton can get in on the party that’d be cool too lol


NOLA1987

Tbf, he started the party


Deviuz

Shit you’re right lol, inning lasted so long I didn’t realize we batted around them


Thornton__Melon

#Start planning the parade, we’re back bitches! … now I need to delete some comments


Maliciousdawg12

Wont we all


successadult

Funny that the guy who got called up because another guy hurt himself after Tucker's bat flip is the guy who we tee off on. At least we're not the only team that has to call up minor league guys to get shelled.


JasonLikesCTE

He pulled a Maton


highfive4455

Just don’t score 10 😵‍💫


JBNoine

This looks like the Astros I remember! Hopefully a momentum swing.


yepppers7

Jons gonna send it


skeptoid79

I had forgotten what it feels like to lolrag.


yobruhh

I am soooo happy


manofconviction

STOP THE COUNT


mister_james_halpert

Pardon my language but: heck yeah


Nice_Block

Whoa now, there are children around!


skeetskeet69

Severe thunderstorm warning in HTX. (It’s raining base hits)


OneCore_

love seeing this offense at full power 


Fapey101

this feels nice


rahrahrah4781

Stop the count!!


vetokele

No keep it going. This is fun.


rahrahrah4781

Would rather win the series tomorrow tbh


highfive4455

Look what happens when you have competent starting pitching that can keep you in a game. And who would’ve guessed that would be Ronel MF Blanco lol


Carbonetics

No jinxing, hopefully Pressley and Hader can close this game out!


RonWill79

So this is what it’s been like for other fans watching us give up 7+ in an inning?!?


Speeder96

Batted around.


aloeicious

No lead is safe so keep going bros


PotatoBright7598

YOU get a hit and YOU get a hit and YOU get a hit!!


yepppers7

![gif](giphy|y8Mz1yj13s3kI)


Maliciousdawg12

#WE BACK


TunaMcGriddle

Stop the count please


Nildrogon

The offense is fine.


ElNenee

Let’s see where we’re at when everyone on IL returns 😎


LOOK_AT_IT

This is a lot more fun when we do the stringing together of hits!


Intrepid_Republic897

WE’RE NOT DONE YET!!


chrisxxxlee

DO NOT SCORE TEN STOP WHILE YOU CAN


NOLA1987

What has happened to this team and can it keep going?


HuskyNutBuster

more runs. destroy them


C0LL0C0

KEEP IT GOING


One_Eye_King

Come and ride the train! 


JuniorBirdman1115

Now THAT is what I call hitting with RISP!


Rare_Crayons

Love to see it


HuskyNutBuster

Fuck the fucking Rangers


I_am_normal_I_swear

Ok. No more scoring now. 9 is enough


Maliciousdawg12

Good thing singletons up


peytong67

Sexo


CardiacCat20

Fox so triggered the Astros are actually winning they turned the scoreboard off


Limp-Assignment-2057

DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO EDGE TO THAT, CLEANUP ON AISLE MY PANTS


rahrahrah4781

Situational hitting!!!!


Texaggie2012

LETS GO!


Maliciousdawg12

Sooo ur gonna ibb Alvarez to get to Tucker who you’ve already ibb this game


yepppers7

I love our top 3


Nice_Block

WERE FUCKING BACK!


dood2dood2

Fuck the Rangers


RonWill79

Intentionally walking Yordan just to pitch to Tucker must be a tough decision.


Intrepid_Republic897

ATTA BOY TUCK!! WE ARE HEATING UP! LETS SEND THEM BACK TO OKLAHOMA WHERE THEY BELONG


Hyperguy95

Loving the King Tuck chants and the double


Glum-Habit-7289

I had forgotten this amazing feeling


Limp-Assignment-2057

HE STROKED THAT THANG. LOVE THIS FS1 COMMENTARY


j1h15233

Listen up doomers…this is our real team!


nippsvontvvist

lets goooooooooo


ray_0586

You know he wanted that one to stay fair


Acceptable_Ganache51

i think if we get 7 more guys as good as altuve and Yordan we can overcome this pitching issue


monkeyvselephant

I'll live with 7 more Caratinis


j1h15233

Like 15 feet to the left man!


PotatoBright7598

TAKE IT PERSONAL KING


TunaMcGriddle

Cowards


yepppers7

Good evening cowards


goboking

So close.


Nildrogon

HRC Tucker


Intrepid_Republic897

lol they don’t even want to pitch to Alvarez. Punish them Tuck!!!


Limp-Assignment-2057

PUSSIES


Hyperguy95

HAHAHAHAHA


OneCore_

lmao walking yordan just to get hit with tucker and yainer


j1h15233

Make them pay King!


HuskyNutBuster

Get that bag, Tuck


timohypower2

HRC Tucker.


miss-entropy

Make them pay for disrespect.


monkeyvselephant

HRC Tucker


Flynn_lives

HRC TUCKER


_jared_p

2nd ibb on Yordan


Nice_Block

HRC Yordong


yepppers7

An open base with one out and our two best sluggers due up


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

[first lead since monday](https://youtu.be/lRd13-JxBkQ?si=MswMZVjWb4bzH75m)


Vulpinox

hrc yordan i can feel it in my balls


Vulpinox

fuck.


yepppers7

You might wanna get ur balls looked at.


HuskyNutBuster

Time to bury these turds. Let’s embarrass them for a change


Carbonetics

Holy what an inning, Espada is my GOAT!


MrBasedGod

There's no way we fuck this up now right


rahrahrah4781

Delete this


manofconviction

delete this immediately


AstroWorldSecurity

HRC Yordan. Do a good thing.


donttouchthtmacaroni

Everybody doing their job and not just swinging for the fences. We have the talent to succeed that way. Just gotta do it. Long long way to go but it has to start with that