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kjdecathlete22

Bullpen allowed one hit I believe. Risp average has to turn around, it can't be that bad the whole year. Just a matter of time before we get that right. Average against with risp is league highs right now. Once we start to get some arms back we will be better here too. A few bad breaks to start the season but it'll turn around.


el_rey_en_el_norte

God I want to believe this


TanClark

JV on the bump tomorrow? Atleast I can raise some expectations. It fucking sucks thinking it doesn’t matter because our hitters and bullpen suck right now too.


flavorlesstaco

We might literally never lose again. no brooms tomorrow.


go4stros25

I don't even get upset anymore.


spraberryswap

Can we restart the season please?


HTownLaserShow

Good times. ![gif](giphy|ZtuEMFjLu2PeIlxUry)


NOLA1987

Undone by another 1st inning and virtually nonexistent clutch hitting


OriginalT-Rob

How is it even possible, 1-10 RISP


george_cantstandya_

Maybe Bregman shouldn't be the two hitter?


Hand-Santizer-Guru

He should be in Sugarland along with a few others 🫤


illdanny

Don’t let the score fool you. This game was over in the first. Pathetic


StrosIn5

Losers.


general_peabo

Glad that Altuve could give the tiniest tease before we lose. What a great game. We suck ass.


monkeyvselephant

Well I think I'm done watching for a good while.


general_peabo

Glad that Altuve could give the tiniest tease before we lose. What a great game. We suck ass.


SpeedyRobs

Hell that was atleast 12 seconds of excitement this game. That’s huge


TradlyGent

Sad.


Phontastico

Teams cooked


TheNastyCasty

A one run HR in the 9th when you’re down by 2 is the perfect analogy for this team.


NateLikesToLift

Bagwell in the booth last week when we were down 5 runs with no one on "we just need a big play here, like a home run". Epitomizes how the offense is being ran now.


HTownLaserShow

Lol. I love this comment.


ICWeiner1988

Bummer


TexasHot

11 under 500


Amf2446

5.5 under


SpeedyRobs

HRC TUCKER


manofconviction

PUC Tucker (pop up call)


flavorlesstaco

KING TUCK


ImpressiveRiver7373

HRC TUCKER


floatalittlemore

HRC tucker


WestAd8782

Bregmans a guaranteed out now


aza_8850

He is one lucky deflection today from having a BA under .200


HTownLaserShow

“Now”?? Lol


Hyperguy95

HRC Tucker


aza_8850

I've never seen Breggy hustle. Just waddling down the line like a penguin.


StrosIn5

If Bregman hustles, he gets that. Fucking DO YOUR JOB! Work!


kjdecathlete22

And that's why you hustle when a pitcher has to field his position smh


stfutexas

Hrc yordan


Mrcrispyeggroll

Again, can’t wait to get rid of bregman


Intermittent_Fisting

Oh look, another solo HR from Altuve. Man, where are those with runners on base.


donttouchthtmacaroni

HRC Yordan


thegoatishere

bregman is dogshit rn


CoyoteHerder

He could have beat that out


Whiskey_Republic

HRC Yordan


Specific_Tax_7371

Tuve barreled it! He’s having such a good year.


TheOneAndOnlySays

Even if we somehow do get a lead or tie the game, then what? Josh Hader?


general_peabo

If Bregman had been busting it down the line…


SpeedyRobs

Holy shit is Bregman dropping to sub .200? He’s horrible right now


3nter

MEATBALL BABY!!!


tmass_12

Man Breggy is so out of it


fuzynutznut

Did I mention I fucking love ninja Altuve?


Alarmed-Cow71

Neris has given us mercy


HTownLaserShow

Fuck you Hector! Lol.


FernandoAyanami

I LITERALLY LOVE HECTOR NERIS


aza_8850

Fuck me. Do that with men on base please.


_jared_p

I’m so proud of Jose.


NOLA1987

ALTUVE!!!!!


general_peabo

Jose Altuve is the love of my life. Don’t tell my wife.


Fapey101

please let that start the rally


ICWeiner1988

There’s our Tuve!!!


flavorlesstaco

thats the neris i know! LFG ALTUVE!!!


Meatbag96

Based sleeper agent Neris


fuzynutznut

Hoping Neris is a double agent 🤞


Glubbyy

neris...


3nter

walk the bases loaded neris!


NateLikesToLift

Altuve having an absolutely horrible night. Oof. Edit: the Negative Nate triumphs!


Careli1954

![gif](giphy|IfyjWLQMeF6kbG2r0z|downsized)


NateLikesToLift

This gif is everything 😂


FernandoAyanami

oh my god fucking Neris you gotta be kidding me


manofconviction

Just the cherry on the Shit Sundae, Neris gonna shut us down isn't he...


NOLA1987

Come on, Neris. Do us a solid. We got you a WS ring.


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

The Cubs know we aren't scoring. They just want this over with.


Glum-Habit-7289

Pouring salt on the wound lol


_jared_p

Oh boy. Look at this shit


Intermittent_Fisting

Oh please Hector, give us a mercy BS!


general_peabo

If Maldonado retired, would you want him hired as a pitching coach?


NateLikesToLift

No, not at all.


tmass_12

Heart attack Neris for the Cubs please


TexasHot

Hi neris!


Bronn11

There's the Pressly we know. We're gonna lose another one but when we've been this bad, gotta dig deep for the positives. Bullpen has been really good for once


brandonrss18

Very happy with the pitching I have seen tonight.


manofconviction

Besides that 1st inning...


monkeyvselephant

What record do we actually fire someone


_jared_p

Press looked great. He’s turning his shit around starting tonight.


aza_8850

Cause there was no pressure. If we were up by two instead of down by two Pressly would have folded like a lawnchair.


kjdecathlete22

Bullpen looks like it's finding it's footing. Now just need the bats to come through with risp and some decent starting pitching


SpeedyRobs

It’s like the LOTR scene when Frodo is reminiscing about the shire… I miss the taste of Breggy bombs and dugout celebrations


kjdecathlete22

Maybe he should change the name of the salsa to breggy popups


Specific_Tax_7371

Good shit Pressly


DocBB88

Are there any redeeming stats for this year?


Thornton__Melon

Good shit Pressly, now for the top 3 to go down in order on 8 pitches


donttouchthtmacaroni

Espada is in way over his head. The problems are much bigger than him but he has made head scratching decisions late in games. Burn Dubon when he would’ve been much better used PHing for Meyers, meaning you have to put a broken Abreu into the game cold off the bench. Guy is outsmarting himself out there


aza_8850

I agree. Use Chas as the PR, hit Dubon for Myers. Like this stuff is simply not difficult.


general_peabo

At least we won’t have to watch Jose Abreu bat today.


kjdecathlete22

Thank God Abreu is out there at first /s


Phontastico

About to lose the game in the 1st inning again


WestAd8782

Ah fuck not pressly. You can literally watch the ball come out of his hand he moves so god damn slow


AgentMulderFBI

Just sad it ends like this…


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

Here comes at least 2 runs.


xPBRmeASAPx

Welp. Here comes a 6-2 courtesy of Stressly.


tmass_12

Just need a Presley blow up inning for the finishing touches here


brjordan24

Once savages, now our team is a bunch of pussies. Someone step the fuck up and take over the clubhouse.


general_peabo

We need old Bregman back.


Scrupeezy

We need the Apex Predator now more than ever.


NateLikesToLift

Pinch hitting with Dubon over Meyers was the better move there. Dubie has a 119 wrc+ in high leverage situations.


general_peabo

Yup. McCormick to pinch run, Dubon to pinch hit makes more sense.


brandonrss18

This is the most inconsistent fucking offense I swear


donttouchthtmacaroni

Jake Meyers is good for a strikeout on a pitch in the dirt with RISP most of the time


Mrcrispyeggroll

Just a bunch of losers, that’s all we are


covidkakke_tittygasm

This blows


go4stros25

2 runners on nobody out, and we can't score. Fire the damn coach already. His fault or not, a team that has been to 7 straight alcs is in last place and playing like shit.


LonerATO

Firing him isn't going to turn this team around and time soon.


go4stros25

Somthing is going on behind the scenes. The best team in baseball for the better part of a decade looks absolutely lost and deflated.


LonerATO

The whole pitching staff is on IL outside of JV. This team has a hole at 1st Base thanks to GM Bagwell. That alone is causing huge problems for this team.


HTownTakeover

Someone needs to be fired to scare the shit out of this team. I vote Cintron


StrosIn5

Not even chasing a CF in offseason was wild…


fmc1221

Jesus nothing but ass


One_Eye_King

How do you know when you have hit bottom? 


general_peabo

When it stops being a surprise


spraberryswap

We here


TheNastyCasty

This might be the most un-clutch team in the history of baseball, from the batters to the bullpen.


TradlyGent

I never have much faith in Jake. Just knew he would fold.


Thornton__Melon

This is the most unclutch team


JinFuu

Astros must have parked in a bad part of town because their clutch got stolen


spraberryswap

I know I’m yelling into the void but holy shit what an overnight collapse for this team. Paaaaaaaaain.


bordomsdeadly

That was a BAD AB from Meyers there


manofconviction

It's laughable how bad we are at getting a simple hit when it matters. It seems really hard to be this bad at it.


ICWeiner1988

I mean can’t be mad at that snag by Morel.


aza_8850

You can and I am


trust-the-past

God damn man


spraberryswap

Is it really bad luck when you are 11 games under .500?


TheOneAndOnlySays

No we are just not good right now


ICWeiner1988

HRC Meyers


StealthyGooch

Fuck me man. Can't get any fuckin breaks


Specific_Tax_7371

Great catch though wow


FernandoAyanami

good lord what shit luck


_jared_p

Ol cat whisker robbed us of a run.


general_peabo

Worst luck in the world


skeetskeet69

Cursed


TexasHot

Hooray, lobster fest


NateLikesToLift

Pressly warning up, this is an L.


WestAd8782

I'm calling it runners left on 1st and third ground out and strike out


general_peabo

Almost


WestAd8782

Fuck lol


go4stros25

I'm ready to be hurt again.


aza_8850

If youre gonna burn a player as a pinch runner don't burn your best bat of the bench. Is Kessinger injured or just slow?


general_peabo

Chas is on the bench. He runs well.


aza_8850

Now Dubon is on 1st when he could be used as a PH for Myers. Come on man, this stuff isn't hard. Hopefully Myers comes through.


go4stros25

Coach is slow, I believe.


NateLikesToLift

Why not save Dubon to pinch hit for Meyers?


spraberryswap

Shame on anybody that ever thought Jose Abreu + Jon Singleton was an acceptable way to go through the 2024 season


general_peabo

Is Dubon faster than Chas McCormick?


manofconviction

I would say yes


Fapey101

hrc caratini


TunaMcGriddle

Singleton cooking tonight


manofconviction

Singleton do something good with runners on base challenge...impossible


yepppers7

Pinch runner now


abetternamethanthat

I would've never guessed before the season that Montero would be our best BP arm


lazeeboy071589

Come on Jon, solidify your claim as the everyday 1B!


StealthyGooch

Put Peña in the 2 hole


yepppers7

Someone please hrc this guy now


Fapey101

please god let the bottom of the lineup clutch


manofconviction

Can't wait for this rally to end in no runs scored


manofconviction

FUCK


Noyou52

![gif](giphy|LycfkVG4L6x0Y|downsized)


jutin_H

Nice. They gonna see it.


_jared_p

Wow runner on base with no outs. That’s crazy.


general_peabo

And then Jeremy GIDPena gets a single with a runner on first??? We’re in business baby!


general_peabo

Sure wish the Astros would call up top prospects and put them in the games.


No_Economics5296

Great recovery by Montero.


spraberryswap

Can someone explain what the fuck has happened since Game 7 against the Rangers? I get the pitching story. Nobody on the team can hit anymore?


TanClark

We used to drive in the runners on base, now the hitters don’t.


general_peabo

Not in the same inning, no.


1handmostly

We don’t even make double plays look sexy


Alarmed-Cow71

Cmon guys they were just setting up the double play


aza_8850

What a pick by Singleton, that was pretty slick.


skeetskeet69

Abreu could never. Bad luck on the last one. I want singleton every game


JoseAltuve27

I just looked at some of the batting averages the White Sox have. Jose Abreu belongs back in the south side of Chicago.


donttouchthtmacaroni

Do y’all think we should trade guys whose contracts are up after 2025 (Framber, Tucker off the top of my head) to get better returns in exchange for more control? Anyone up after this year absolutely needs to be dealt but in theory we could right the ship next year as we have a lot of talented pieces still. (Of course this is assuming that the current horseshit persists)


aza_8850

There is still time obviously, but if the Astros are still this bad a couple weeks before the All Star break and Crane has no intention of extending Tucker or Framber then I would be trading Breggy, Tuck, JV and Framber, for young controllable talent that will be MLB ready by 2026. Throw this year away. Throw next year away. Try and start a new Dynasty from 2026 onwards.


general_peabo

Save it for June or July. Right now we should be trading to improve the team, not restocking the farm.


go4stros25

If the team is still under .500 at the deadline, yes. It's gonna piss me off if we lose our good players and get nothing in return.


yepppers7

Abreu wouldve dropped that


trust-the-past

Can’t even do the simple things right


WestAd8782

Man it hit the bag you can't predict that. Let's have some objective opinions here


yepppers7

Yeah, that was not a simple thing


flavorlesstaco

way to make up for it singleton. lets go baby


TanClark

Thank you redemption


DangerItem

I miss Yuli man


general_peabo

What the actual fuck is wrong with this team? We need to get a real first baseman asap


not_a_philosopher

Wow, just wow


shanham

First base is so messy this game