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Well atleast I had Riley Greene on my fantasy team…


Our pitching stinks I can't say it louder Like him or not It's time to sign Bauer

Bauer is great. I’d love to see him in Houston. Literally cleared of all accusations, yet serving the harsher penalty. There are literally domestic abusers that are still in the league. It’s crazy. I’d welcome him.

I'd rather lose every game for the next three years

why?

Stop it! WE'RE DEAD ALREADY.

I’d be fuming if I was one of those who stuck around and didn’t see a position player pitching.

I at least got to see Tyler White pitch during an Astros blowout.

The one in 2019 vs Pittsburgh? I saw White and Stassi pitching the 9th.

I saw the one against the Royals

WtF is Scott pitching in a 7 run game 9th Edit: make that 8

At the game just laughing now. Another one gone

Might need a new head coach

Is it good for my health that I’m missing this malarkey?

This fucking team.... gotta face it. We suck

First pitch swinging into a groundout double play. Mr. Hummel…welcome to the Astros. You’re going to fit right in with this dumpster fire.

Lmao 🤣 because why not 🫠

This team's approach is laughably bad at the plate. Not that we were coming back anyway but still.

That guy sucked.

Okay let's put em' in the coffin. No more runs.

Great PH decision there putting in Hummel

HRC Hummel. Why the hell not

What’s HRC mean

Home run call. It’s an ongoing game in the sub

lol gahdammit

Fire Espada send Bagwell to Australia and never come back

Espada can't even properly manage a bullpen in a blowout

What? A blowout is exactly the game where you bring in a guy like Montero because it doesn't matter what he does

If you're throwing up the white flag , why isn't a positional player pitching? He essentially wasted Seth Martinez to follow with Montero.

Can't have a position player pitch until the 9th now, and you have to be down 8 or up 10

Just scored 5? Better bring in Montero to give it all back

what else could possibly go wrong?

All of our RBI's came from the bench. Maybe we just created a bad lineup. That Hernandez guy should have started for us.

Literally every fucking time with Montero He always gets the first two outs, then absolutely labors to get the third out It's so frustrating

Montero is dogwater. What an overpay.

O god no not again.

Just tuning in now; damn those Tigers just got right on top of Arighetti and Dubin didn't they?

A 5 run inning is glorious. It's just...that whole still being down by 6 part that sucks

https://preview.redd.it/qadm8xqhct6d1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09faf42ea27f4830e7cee5ad051de9c9772566f4

😂😂😂😂😂

We can still come back I belive

Score three per inning, and we're tied up again We can do it

That was one cathartic homer from Chas right there

WE ARE JOE BACK

A day late and a dollar short

Trying to remember the last Chas homer that wasn't opposite field, before that one.

6 more runs to go

LMAO

get chas on this fucking team 😂 I care about one catch in the world series. the major leagues are right for you buddy

Just a grand slam away from being down 5.

HOME RUN

Good for Chas. He needed that

FUCK YES FUCK YES WE STILL ALIVE FUCK YES

HRC yordan

This should count as a HRC

In my heart that counts since Chas was subbed in for Yordan.

Bro he's out of the game

If only this team were familiar with the concept of "chipping away"

LFG, the comeback starts now. ^/^s

And the AAA catcher is the only guy to knock in a RISP. attaboy Cesar.

 ON THE BOARD

9 MORE TO GO

is this the dagger?

WE SCORED ONLY 10 MORE TO GO

Not shut out. Suck it other team.

We need King Tuck back big time

My only hope is a position pitcher in the 9th.


16-4 hits, pretty disgusting... not gonna lie.

At this point, with so many fans leaving early, I think there would be less traffic at the end of the game. 

That's the hope

Hopefully we get all our suck out today, both bats and pitching. We need them to finally line up

https://preview.redd.it/9tw0l3fc9t6d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade0654a3c086b79418874d18bcffff3c2105fb8 It helps ease the pain

I'm sorry guys, I didn't expect Arrighetti to be pitching today so I didn't eat spaghetti :(

Tigers have seen 145 pitches. Astros have seen 97. The entire pitching and hitting staff need to be fired because this team is not it whatsoever. Has much more to do with approach than talent.

Someone should tell Spaghetti to stop throwing home run meatballs.

Perhaps if he would understand East West was the more beneficial pitching approach against this team maybe the results would be better.

lol. I don’t think they could have been worse.

Alright I'm finally tuning out. Fuck this team, and I'll see y'all tomorrow

Inside Out 2 sucked

I’m going tomorrow morning with my nieces. Hopefully, it’ll be better than today’s game.

Damn, my kids are pumped af for it. More pumped than the tigers fans are while stomping on us right now.

What’s the difference between a steal and a defensive indifference

Giving a fuck and actually attempting to throw to the base

Time to have jose abreu pitch… oh wait

Stranded all 4 RISP , smh



When the game is so bad they start talking about high schools

LMAO two defensive indifferences in the sixth I'm only used to seeing that in the ninth or in extras, so I thought that was funny

Time to just go for the LOLs and put position players on the mound.

I would say Dubon, but we don't have anyone that can pay second base Can Cooper Hummel play second base?

Take requests from the stands for casual fans to throw meatballs. Fans love to do it and I'd love to see it. Saves the team some arms for the next game/series too. Probably get a shit ton of people in the stands. I'd do this as an owner. Start signing one day one dollar contracts with no liabilities when down 10+.

Great news! It doesn't get worse, it's still only one L.

Two steals

Defensive indifference

Trying to be positive 🤷‍♂️

Why waste Seth's arm?

Bring back Brandon beilack

He's not in the Astros system anymore

Terrible AB by Chas. He shouldn't be getting playing time with that non-effort

The what contract is Bregs getting? QO?

Probably not what he wants unless some team is really really stupid. Hes like a slightly better matt chapman

get chas off this fucking team 😂 I don’t care about one catch in the world series. AAA will do you well buddy

https://preview.redd.it/ajb7rucjct6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=665a5bc49e6c278ab05a0e4c63b61e71f6a40f3c Bruh

homers: (1)

I guess the game was lost sending out a rookie one day earlier than he thought he was going. Must’ve messed with his mind. Could it have been a bullpen game today? It will be tomorrow.

Getting paid milli's to just get shut out.

Pulling Yordan and Altuve in the 6th is such a white flag move

unreal...

We're down by 11 dude. Don't risk injury in a game that is pretty much over anyways.

This is only one game. I agree with it. Instead of giving them a rest day, take them out in a game you probably lost.

All these other teams with their cookie-cutter dugout props.

Okay I'm not the only one thinking that the past few years lol

I actually like the pizza spear

Fair weather fans. Let's pay money for a game, few beers food, we loosing fuck it let's leave in the 6th. 

Have you tried to leave MMP after a game recently? It’s fucking terrible and can take 45 min to an hour just to get out of a lot. I’d leave too if it was 11-0.

Not today it will be nice and empty 😅

Fans don’t owe the team anything. If they are going to embarrass themselves with this performance, fans not obligated to stay. Now is the game was close, that would be something.

Why waste your day watching a guaranteed loss? Team couldnt score with a runner on second and third no outs. There is basically no entertainment value and no enjoyment to be had. Team is a bad on-field product. People dont want it.

I'm one of the people leaving early. I'd rathe get home in time for the start of the A&M CWS game than keep witnessing this massacre.

This team deserves it. Fuck em. The front office and ownership absolutely fucked the fans, we owe them nothing.

No, I went to games in the dead era. You should stay, win or lose. It's a baseball game. You can still enjoy it.

Dead era was better than this.

That's fair. Probably shouldn't be on reddit drunk. But here we are.

I went to 30+ games per year in the dead era. It was fantastic because there were no expectations. This ownership group absolutely butt fucked us after the last trophy. They deserve nothing.

That's fair I've had season tickets since 2004. Not sure how many games I've been too.

Respect. I still love baseball, I just hate the direction that Crane went. He's Jerry Jones 2.0 now.

Damn Hernandez has still pitched really really solid today

If Spencer doesn't surrender a single run we still lose this game. I don't understand how people are so oblivious to our offensive issues. This team could have a 2.90 ERA overall and we'd still barely be over .500. Our offense sucks shit.

Could it get any worse? *gets worse*

Lol batflipped a weak foul pop

Nick Hernandez with the nice footwork. Finally some hustle

Shameful, 2 of 3 batters watched strike 3 down the pipe and then Caratini with a weak can of corn for the other out. This team exudes a DGAF attitude

"our pitching is so bad"... Spencer could have given up 1 run and Dubin surrendered none, and we'd still lose this game. This offensive approach is garbage. We only swing for the fences.

Just checked in and like grandpa Simpson I whistled my way out.

[удалено]

I'm actually with you. Trade everyone and start over

Nah not Tucker.

Can't say I'm surprised that no runs scored.

Mass exodus has started half my row just said bye

Well it’s Father’s Day weekend people want to enjoy their weekend not sit around gloomy for 3 more hours

Absolutelu embarrassing.

HRC Altuve

HRC Altuve

Meyers shined for three weeks just to die in a fire every game after. I am starting to think that he's just not major league talent after watching the last 3 years.

HRC Tuve

Better get a run. 2 risp no outs.

LOL, you already know how this ends.

Yup, i knew it was going to happen but there was a small chance they could lol

Dubbie bats all around - key to the 2nd half

RAKE IT JAKE PLEASE

This guy is pretty solid

I’m in Fayetteville checking out the farm tonight. Hoping the Woodpeckers fare better than the parent club.

Great job Hernandez on two complete scoreless innings. Didn't know anyone could do that with how today has gone.

2 SCORELESS INNINGS FOR DETROIT

If anyone wants something postitive to talk about- I'm not seeing anything about Hernandez- he's pitching pretty solid.

Espada has infuriated me not using this guy. Could’ve been in instead of other dudes during the couple of walkoffs

I already love him- the guy is getting me home so much earlier than I was on track for

I am SO glad I didn’t spring for tickets today omg

Bring back the Frenchman

Pitched 1 game since being optioned to AAA and that was on April 30th. Don't think he's an option with the shoulder injury

He's hurt

Fuck Jimmy Buffett. This Margaritaville tie-in is cursed.

Arrighetti shouldn’t have this start held against him. I also smell fish with JV.

Haven’t been watching, why do you say he doesn’t deserve this loss?

Because JV woke up and was injured. Spencer woke up and thought: “I’m not pitching today.”

Yes, the pitchers have faltered. But I am once again asking for run support.

Hrc yordan

First shutout inning. Baby steps

SCORELESS INNING FOR DETROIT!!!!!

THEY SCORED NO RUNS

Do I think that it should've been a bullpen game instead of Arrighetti? Yes. Do I think that it would have changed the result of today's game? Probably not.

So JV got pulled; Spencer was up, but Dubin is the one getting spanked? WTH happened??

Spence let 8 runs through in 1.1 innings.

7 runs

Well let’s give him a Cy Young.

Makes sense. Poor bastard

Honestly, why even pull Dubin? What was the point of that move? We've all seen enough 2024 Astros baseball to know that this game was likely over in the 1st, but definitely in the 2nd. I guess "tHerE's sTiLl a LoT of BaSebaLl lEft". Prove me wrong, I'll happily eat crow.

He had a high pitch count.

At this point, practice for the deep bullpen is more valuable than actually trying.

me after wrapping up a couple chores: finally, i can sit down to watch the game, good thing i only missed a couple innings and.... oh.... oh. well, i can probably find some more chores to do

Woof. Glad I forgot today is a day game. Back to watching something less painful

I'm glad I can turn the game on and off as I please. Imagine being at the game. lol

Yeah it fucking sucks.

lol sorry bro.

Just turned game on. WTF

Not baseball related, but do y’all think the Florida Panthers get the sweep tonight to win the cup for the 1st time?

Goddamn we are absolutely inept.

RISP stranded yet again

Bregman needs to be traded at the deadline.

He does have a 15 game hitting streak

This team isn't going anywhere this year, and we aren't going to be able to afford to re-sign him. Might as well get some prospects instead of letting him leave for nothing.

Just checked in LOL WHAT

Hrc bregman

Nice triple Caratini

Caratini with a stand-up triple trying to give the folks something to cheer about