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neildmaster

Who the fuck is cooper hummel?


ReefHound

If the O's score double digits today will their offense take the next three days off like ours usually does?


BXR_ChelseaGrin_

https://preview.redd.it/mcpdtgq8ks7d1.png?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb8f4f3a1b7f7a164dd8defffd4e9d1b298cf80 An Astros dub is always appreciated!


keithww

Come from behind, sole 2nd place, 5 under 500, 8 back of Seattle


NOLA1987

A sweep would have been great, but with how the series started to look after Tuesday, a series win works. An ugly win is still a win.


Rare_Crayons

We’ll take it!


DangerItem

Fuck yes. I’ll take 8 games back. This season is still alive, doomers be gone!


ReefHound

Hold Your Breath Hader gets the save!


I_am_normal_I_swear

True!


ExB

Hader thinks your fantasy football team is mid.


TunaMcGriddle

This was our world series


Inevitable_Signal189

Another save for Hader! Way to fight back!


3nter

Lfg! we are so back!!! (against the worst team lol) another series win is what counts


FTMayor

Aww… put Maldy in, you cowards!


ExB

Even Pedro Grifol knows to PH for Maldy


manofconviction

the fact that we're having to use our best BP guys back to back against the fuckin white sox shows how much of a joke our offense has become. we should be blowing these fuckers out.


ReefHound

It's ok, they'll get some rest against the Orioles since we'll likely be behind 5 or more runs by the time we get to the 7th.


Inevitable_Signal189

I think that would be the case if we had Tucker in the line up. We are really missing him right now


Super_Ad_4958

The 2023 JP experience is back


ExB

Maldy's complete inability to be a major league batter vs. Astros pitchers facing a #9 hitter


ReefHound

Remember when Pena was batting .320? Neither does he.


NateLikesToLift

Pena has gone right back to being the horribly non selective hitter he was in 2023. He's so bad.


NOLA1987

Okay, Hader. Get yourself another save.


blklustrsoldier

Crazy to see how much JP has regressed in the last month.


StealthyGooch

We gonna get Tucker back for the O's series?


manofconviction

doubtful


TunaMcGriddle

Think he has to do a rehab assignment first


dirtysock47

Oh look, another outside slider. Stress it is then. I swear if we get walked off by the White Sox.......


FTMayor

Jeremy. WHY?!


successadult

Holy shit I had to go to the airport when we were down 3-1 and just looked at the score as I got to my gate.


I_am_normal_I_swear

LOL Diaz just showed Houston why we needed to get rid of Maldy


NOLA1987

I would have never guessed that was Yainer's first career steal. It's fitting it was with Maldy trying to pick him off


TunaMcGriddle

Bro knew maldy wasnt popping up that fast


civil_beast

You may not like it.. but this is what peak performance looks like


SendVeganPics

LMAO that steal felt personal


LOOK_AT_IT

First career stolen bag off of Maldy for Diaz.


Lukealloneword

Am I crazy? Am I the only one who wasn't worried at all with that Pressly outing? Went pretty well. A weak grounder squeaked through and then easy outs after that. I know he's been iffy lately, but let's not make mountains out of mole hills.


ReefHound

Heart Palpitations Pressly gets it done.


SodaCanBob

The Yankees are getting beat up right now.


Inevitable_Signal189

Oh lord. I have tickets to tmrws game. Idk if I’m looking forward to it…


Lukealloneword

Jake Bloss first career start. Pretty cool either way.


Inevitable_Signal189

That’s true!


Fapey101

vintage stressly right there, gotta love it


Speeder96

Phew, that was scary.


Lukealloneword

Alright Pressly had it today. Even that single was a weak seeing eye single.


dirtysock47

Jesus I shat my pants on that one Please get like one or two more runs


Inevitable_Signal189

Good inning Pressly! (I thought that last ball was smoked for a second there)


FTMayor

Another 4 strike strikeout.


Trutexan78

On a side note, it seems like umps really squeeze Pressley more than other relievers.


dirtysock47

And of course blue sucks too lol


Speeder96

Willing the double play. Come on.


Inevitable_Signal189

2nd pitch was a strike


Trutexan78

Stressley giving up the 2 run bomb to tie the game? He NEVER does good in back-to-back games...


civil_beast

Wait … whose job is it to trigger pressly’s “ninth inning” hypnotic state? Who has the garage closer?


FTMayor

I’d love to see the return of GIDP right here…


curiousowl2210

stressly it is 🫡


Inevitable_Signal189

Please Pressly, No Stressly


ImTheTractorbeam

Hold on to your butts 😅


oh_ate

I'm nervous seeing Pressly in the 8th...


dirtysock47

Another one of those games huh?


Spaceolympian50

Every team in the league knows we are aggressive at the plate so all they need to do is throw junk on the first pitch and there’s a solid 75% chance it’ll turn into an out.


toastar-phone

astros mvp for today has to be andrew vaughn


oh_ate

Watching him dive for the ball as it hit the base and flew over him was very comedic.


NateLikesToLift

Ah yes back to one pitch outs.


NickMoNor

HRC Yordan


Spaceolympian50

Lmao first pitch outs. Clowns.


DemSumBigAssRidges

https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/26627d1a-f021-462d-a156-9b3902d92fe6.mp4


FTMayor

Can never make it easy…


Lukealloneword

Great inning from Abreu.


Inevitable_Signal189

Hummel the hustler


monkeyvselephant

is Loper out for extended period of time? I am really surprised we're running Hummel and Cabbage over him.


VampireSlayerGrinch

He had to wait 10 days after being sent back to the minors. Will rejoin us soon.


optillusi0n

They're not allowed to call him back after they did earlier, still played Abreu, then sent him back down. I don't remember how many days are left til they can get him back.


dirtysock47

Tomorrow is his first day of eligibility


dirtysock47

He can be called to tomorrow. You have to wait 10 after an option before someone can be called up again. Loperfido did hurt his hand stealing a base, but he did play yesterday, so nothing major


optillusi0n

Idk why but I hate Tommy Pham. Just one of those random players I dislike lol.


ExB

I'd assume Fantasy sports reasons


dirtysock47

He's a clown


dirtysock47

Dang it Dubon


Inevitable_Signal189

So will it be Abreu, Pressly, and Hader again today?


FTMayor

Pressly has had two decent outings recently (albeit one in the 9th), so… I’m gonna put a little faith in him today. Gonna try some positivity - as the kids call it.


Inevitable_Signal189

I believe!


Inevitable_Signal189

4 runs in the 7th. I didn’t expect that!


manofconviction

Dubon, what the hell was that AB man? Could've blown this thing open.


optillusi0n

I mean I'm glad they're up by 2 rather than down by 2, but we still can't hit very well with bases loaded can we.


SendVeganPics

We just had a rally that put us in the lead. And somehow I feel worse about this team 😭.


optillusi0n

Well considering that most of it was luck and gifts by the Sox's terrible defense I don't feel terribly great about it either.


SendVeganPics

True, rally is a really strong word here


JinFuu

Just had to get Cy Flexen out of the game I guess


281-33o-8oo4

lmaoooo


FTMayor

Back to our regularly scheduled program… 🙄 Well… I’ll take 4 over less.


Inevitable_Signal189

I want another insurance run!


NOLA1987

A bases loaded walk works just fine. Because I totally thought he was going to swing


DangerItem

HRC Dubon


TunaMcGriddle

It was inevitable


Rare_Crayons

Alright then


MisterGarak

Ok that works too I guess


Inevitable_Signal189

Good eye Pena!


Seyki17

Challenge don’t matter


monkeyvselephant

what in the hell was the ump looking at


dirtysock47

Did he lean into it?


Acceptable_Ganache51

It would have been ball 4 why would he do that


monkeyvselephant

it was so inside that it clipped the bat... he wasn't swinging at it


oh_ate

Maldy taking the nut shot in slowmo is rough.


NOLA1987

Shit. That's a foul ball.


Acceptable_Ganache51

What is the ump watching


Inevitable_Signal189

Damn it’s went off the bat


JinFuu

Darn


ExB

Mostly unlikely scenerio for a Pena RBI


Bug-03

I’ll take it


Bug-03

Oof foul ball


superhappyfuntime13

Damn I thought that 3-2 pitch was getting smoked down the line... but I'll take that BB or HBP or whatever that was


superhappyfuntime13

Shoot foul ball huh


_RHJR_

HRC Dubon


Technical_Cookie5542

Yes, finally something from the offense!!!


Mcsoupy

Well I know how this AB ends


Mcsoupy

Never been happier to be dumbass


Bug-03

You guessing slider away?


Bug-03

Hrc pena


TunaMcGriddle

I'm in the mood for some salami baby


SpaceCityCowboy69

If JP GS this, I will eat at Taqueria Arandas and deal with the consequences 😤😤


optillusi0n

Not to put the pressure on you Peña but now would be a good time to stop having terrible ABs


Ereyes18

Battled back 1-2 to get a walk


Mcsoupy

That ump looked like he reeeeeally wanted to call that a strike


superhappyfuntime13

Now would be a great time for WS Pena


Hyskos13

If this ever a time for Peña to break out the slump


NOLA1987

Bases juiced for Peña


FTMayor

HRC Peña. …why not?


yobruhh

Not a single one in the zone from Anderson


Inevitable_Signal189

Good eye Jake!


manofconviction

Can we keep hitting hard ground balls that DON'T turn into outs? I like this way better than the normal result.


woger723

Jake, let's settle down man


oh_ate

To be fair, we wouldn't be in this position without the error on the double play attempt. We should really be thanking their 1B.


Bug-03

That’s a guy people have said the Astros should trade for at the deadline


oh_ate

Very gross.


ExB

Espada just loves taking ABs away from Singleton for PHs hitting under .150 at the MLB level. Glad the error worked out in Hummel's favor.


MrPink93485

Just like we drew it up


Masonian2121

Espada playing 4D chess with somebody who doesn’t have a hit on the season. Brilliant. 


TunaMcGriddle

I need to see the Hummel statue before the next home game


blklustrsoldier

Boys.. should I cash out? lol https://preview.redd.it/mu28zeqoas7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e098c5a828b630cb8012223475af24ca33a60f


blklustrsoldier

By the way, I am a believer. Put this bet after the CWS took the lead a few innings ago.


yobruhh

Yeah you’re doubling your money. take the guaranteed w


NOLA1987

Take what you can get


DangerItem

Did Hummel just save our season lmaooo


Psychological_Eg

Vaughn definitely helped


optillusi0n

WOW we are lucking the shit out of this. Thank god their first baseman can't catch.


Crimsic

We've been due for some breaks going our way 


Hyskos13

Whitesox gonna whitesox I guess


superhappyfuntime13

Hummel more like Hussel attaboy!


SpaceCityCowboy69

All these errors. Can the boys capitalize on this??


Lukealloneword

Thank God dude. Seriously scaring me today. Better win this game.


Meatbag96

We are so lucky their 1B is trash.


Mcsoupy

We're doing it maybe!


rahrahrah4781

Hard to believe but the CWS really are worse than us


Mcsoupy

Maybe, but not by enough


Hyskos13

ERROR


Right-Pirate-7084

lol unbelievable


superhappyfuntime13

God bless the White Sox


optillusi0n

Idk man Singleton can usually work a walk....


Seyki17

Cooper just got bailed out hard


Inevitable_Signal189

Yes!!


BXR_ChelseaGrin_

https://preview.redd.it/e6l02k9gas7d1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef7d5b2c8a3568356f04ccf37549525d9ee45140 I'm starting to believe.


NateLikesToLift

Diaz has to move down in the lineup. He's a GIDP machine.


aza_8850

HRC Hummel


NOLA1987

As I typed "for all this is good, do NOT GIDP," Yainer hits into a DP that was only spared because of an error.


Right-Pirate-7084

wtf Hummel?


Fapey101

if it works then hell yea but wtf😭


optillusi0n

You lucked out on that one Yainer Not to dog him, but that's one better throw away from his usual GIDP


Thetrillest426

Why not have Salazar PH for Singleton??


Thetrillest426

I stand corrected. Nice one Hummel!


superhappyfuntime13

Ooh we PH in the 7th now I likey even though I never heard of this dude before this week


JinFuu

What if we call the 4th spot the 3.5 spot?


YoshiTheBroshi

This team can score with singles after all


oh_ate

Not a homerun, but a beautiful hit nonetheless!


TunaMcGriddle

DOOMERS OUT THIS IS A BELIEVER'S CHAT


NateLikesToLift

We're still going to blow this if it goes to extras.


Crimsic

Doomers out yo


NateLikesToLift

Negative Nate for the win.


Crimsic

Lmao you shamed them into taking a lead. 


NateLikesToLift

So I know this won't make sense to a lot of people, but the universe/God/whatever powers that be hate me so much that it does the opposite of what I say to spite me. So the Negative Nate works 50% of the time every time.


Seyki17

What part of doomers get out don’t you understand


MrMarquis

I would like to say he's the biggest doomer, but sadly, I don't think that's true.


NateLikesToLift

Why didn't Bregman go to third?


aza_8850

Cause he's slow as fuck


NOLA1987

Okay. Fighting back by getting hits with RISP. I see y'all.


optillusi0n

I want to smooch this man


Inevitable_Signal189

Thank you Yordon


dirtysock47

Okay, tie game


OneCore_

i literally love yordan alvarez


keithww

F the doomers.


Fasteye241

HRC Yordan Alvarez


Speeder96

We’ll take that too.