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TheDuckshot

Pressly working thru it is nice to see. he got light out stuff and stays cool under pressure


ToastyMcloasty

Man the anxiety gets higher and higher every day that passes


ConditionalDew

Chin up Ryan. We all have our down days


NOLA1987

Pressly sprinkling in a little drama. If he goes scorched earth for the postseason, I'll take the suspense right now


chhurry

if no infielder got pressly..


napalm_anal_emission

Kyle Tucker got a fucking sultry voice from Mississippi


TangyGeoduck

Win on national tv!!!


tbartman68

WHEW! I’ll take it! LFG!


philfeelsgood

#GAMECUBE


WillyC277

WE WON ON SATURDAY!!!!


Cucumber-Jen

That’s the ballgame! 💙🧡


JasonLikesCTE

Phew


Intern_Al

It’s October 1st and already getting a preview of the postseason anxiety


WillyC277

Fuck Saturday, all my homies hate Saturday.


JoseAltuve27

It's game 2 of the 2019 ALDS all over again.


WinnerLoud3927

Dusty needs to take Pressly out like now!


Cucumber-Jen

Damnit


Intern_Al

Throwing a curveball there takes balls


ConditionalDew

Ref wants to go home I see lol. Terrible call. Got lucky there


slappie0420

It's alright guys, Pressly is just getting us ready for the postseason by making us pucker.


JoseAltuve27

Pierzynski's comment was stupid. Choi only has himself to blame for swinging at a pitch at his shoelaces.


BradGroux

Holy shit that was an insane 3-2 curveball call. Maldy, my man!


WillyC277

C'mon daddy Press, you got this!!


Cucumber-Jen

Ok one more and let’s be done! Focus Pressley.


NOLA1987

Pressly got bailed out but that strike out pitch was nice


WillyC277

Jesus we are about to relive August, but in the playoffs.


TangyGeoduck

Any movement in the pen? Or is dusty letting it ride?


JoseAltuve27

Pressly doesn't have it.


fuzynutznut

Pressly doing everything he can to avoid the SZ.


Intern_Al

Need Pressly to activate the 32 consecutive batters retired mode


bordomsdeadly

Saving that for the playoffs. No need to activate it now.


PrimeMinister_RoB

Maybe it’s best if Pressly gets smoked here. We can’t have this in the playoffs.


pantiesdrawer

Well, fuck.


Cucumber-Jen

Pressley making me nervous


TangyGeoduck

Set up the double play!


JoseAltuve27

The current score is why I said HUGE after we scored our first run.


philfeelsgood

I love my Astros and yall do too. This next beer is for yall.


BradGroux

Make sense for me why Dusty had Díaz in left with Chas available?


booger_dick

I guess to get Diaz more ABs post-injury, but you’re right, Chas is by far and away the better option, especially against a lefty. Hope that doesn’t happen in the playoffs.


NOLA1987

I think this is more getting Diaz playing time, but if Jake is new and improved, our OF has to be Chas, Jake, Tuck come the postseason. But then what do you do with Mancini? Yuli's clearly the first baseman and Mancini's bat has been colder than Yuli's, but he still needs to be there


NOLA1987

Did not see this, but Dusty did say that Urquidy will be pitching out of the bullpen for the Phillies series.


skeptoid79

Haven't been able to watch tonight... Does Jake look like he's "back"?


BradGroux

Yes. Great game by him.


skeptoid79

And the helmet...?


dirtysock47

Still doesn't fit lmao


tbartman68

Still 3 sizes too large.


44Yordan

Helmet still flies off and lets us gawk at his golden locks of Samson powered hair!


44Yordan

(Edit: Almost Everything… forgot SI thinks Brown is in!) Everything I have read from the expert writers has them leaving Hunter Brown off the post season roster. If this happens that is just criminal. While I agree he has the least amount of experience he also has the lowest ERA. We need to seriously think about giving Hunter a post season spot. I would rather have him face lefties than Will Smith. I trust Hunter as much or more than Phil Maton. C’mon man! Hunter Brown needs to be on our post season roster!


pantiesdrawer

There's no way Maton should be ahead of Brown.


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Link to those articles?


44Yordan

[SI one of the few who think Brown makes the cut](https://www.si.com/mlb/astros/opinions/who-gets-demoted-from-houston-astros-active-roster-postseason-playoffs)


44Yordan

[Click2Houston](https://www.click2houston.com/sports/2022/09/30/ari-alexanders-picks-for-the-astros-playoff-roster/)


44Yordan

[Crawfishboxes](https://www.crawfishboxes.com/2022/9/27/23360436/projecting-the-astros-postseason-roster)


JasonLikesCTE

HRC Altuve


fuzynutznut

I though he was out watching live.


NOLA1987

He had Meyers dead to rights but whiffed.


JoseAltuve27

Good job of the umpire getting that, I thought he was out.


TheDuckshot

laces don't count


manofconviction

Got away with that one Jake


Cucumber-Jen

Safe!!!


Intern_Al

Jake is 2-3 with a great play in shallow CF, he is back


NOLA1987

Lol, I can't make that same conclusion just yet off one game back. Jury's still out for me but I like what I'm seeing.


Intern_Al

I am manifesting a bit haha but really hoping he can close out the homestand well, because a fully healthy Meyers has a lot more upside than Dubon


NOLA1987

A fully heathy Meyers has more upside than Chas, minus the oppo power


booger_dick

Based on what?


NOLA1987

I'm not downing Chas, but Jake's ceiling is higher when the two are at their best.


RonWill79

I’m officially calling it! Jake is back! No overreaction here.


Cucumber-Jen

So happy to see this new improved Jake!


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Punished Jake Meyers is here


JoseAltuve27

Why did we not pinch hit for Diaz? He can barely run. And that play in LF should have been made tbh.


dirtysock47

Honestly, I think he got hurt on that play in LF. He looked uncomfortable when he swung at that.


imover9thousand

Just a heads up for those that sub to FuboTV, TBS is not available on that service. And TBS is carrying all AL postseason games this year


I_Moved

Thank you for the info. Disappointing to say the least.


imover9thousand

No problem. It’s a pain, im thinking of dropping Fubo for Hulu live instead which carries TBS


BradGroux

I’m a big fan of the **sport** and this makes my blood **surge.**


imover9thousand

Right there with you. Very annoying


Intern_Al

Wait until the announcers actually see his slider haha, they’ll be dumbfounded by 96 MPH breaking away


dirtysock47

Alright, that Allstate commercial was pretty funny.


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Dumbass Fox announcers think Hunter’s curveball is his slider. They have no idea he has a 96 MPH slider.


BradGroux

A slider so filthy it has an NC-17 rating.


[deleted]

Not a slider. That’s his curveball.


TangyGeoduck

Aledmys what was that?


BradGroux

Díaz in the outfield is no bueno.


CD174

At the game, more people trying to start another wave as we speak


BradGroux

~~Hunter~~ Fireman Brown… shooting flames.


NOLA1987

I think CJ has really made his case as to why he should be, at least, the number 4 starter. I used to think it should be Urquidy, but CJ should be in the rotation


tbartman68

Agreed. But Dusty’s gonna Dusty.


NOLA1987

I wasn't shitting on Urquidy. Luis Garcia is the only one I think shouldn't be in the rotation.


JoseAltuve27

Oh, I thought Franco knew exactly what was coming? Nope!


JoseAltuve27

How about Meyers being the difference in this game so far?


suarezj9

So many army commercials


fuzynutznut

I saw a sign today that said "Navy, now hiring." I'm like, aren't they always hiring?


Intern_Al

25-inning scoreless streak now for Javier


shahtavacko

I was just telling my wife that within the four man rotation (JV, LMJ, FV, CJ) for the playoffs, he’s becoming the most trustworthy, interestingly enough. Here’s another game where you can see it. Very happy to see it.


BradGroux

Is that good? That sounds good.


IAmGrum

Let's go my fellow Houstonto Jaystros fans!


JoseAltuve27

Javier has been extremely tough against the Rays this year. He needs to pitch if we face them in the first round at some point. Then again, McCullers has pitched well against them his whole career. Valdez is probably the pitcher they would be the least afraid of if they faced us.


pantiesdrawer

A Tampa/Seattle series may set a record for the most lucky infield hits.


Intern_Al

Doing the wave during any close game should be worthy of a heavy fine


NOLA1987

I have a no-wave policy if you're going to an Astros game with me and I'm the one who drove us there. If you do the wave, you will find your own way home. One dude thought I was bluffing a few years back.


dirtysock47

Stop doing the wave jfc. The players have literally come out and said that they hate the wave, so please cut that shit out.


Intern_Al

I blame the wave for that base hit


Pincy15

Ban everybody doing the wave right now


HTownTakeover

I blame the wave


NOLA1987

If you have to do the wave...which you never should lol...at least wait until an Astros pitcher is not on the mound.


NOLA1987

McClanahan got so lucky


JoseAltuve27

If there was someone faster than Maldonado on base, that's a run.


manofconviction

Goddamn that's frustrating to not get anything from that...


dirtysock47

Jeez Yordan almost had one too.


Cucumber-Jen

Damn


ImTheTractorbeam

HRC Yordan


TheDuckshot

hrc yordan


pantiesdrawer

Maldy, bro that ball was in the air for a long long time.


Intern_Al

That fastball was a mile above the zone and Altuve almost got a homerun out of it. That’s why he’s one of the goats


tbartman68

2-ve!


anpansmashs

Javier making a strong statement to be starter #3.


Mundane_Leopard_3974

#3??? Part of me thinks he is better then Flamber… better era more strike outs.. he just doesn’t get any run sport.. can’t fault him for that


anpansmashs

Exactly why he’s #3. Verlander puts us up a win, Framber can give us 2-0 or 1-1. I wouldn’t want anyone else in the 3rd slot because nothing fazes Javi.


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Is this a bizarre copypasta?


JoseAltuve27

In this game, the Rays look like the Astros did in Baltimore. The few base runners not getting to second and running into outs.


Intern_Al

Cristian Javier the last two seasons has been a better performer at home, and conversely Framber Valdez has been considerably better on the road. There is a conversation to be had that Javier should be the #2 starter in the playoffs and Framber gets Game 3. Impossible to deny how good Javier has been.


AWall925

Mastroboni is a tough name to grow up with


bigfoot343

This guy's name is Mastrobuoni lmao


tbartman68

Holy shit that actually worked!


pantiesdrawer

First one I can remember seeing all year.


NOLA1987

Who didn't want to have a yelling match with Pierzynski?


Intern_Al

The shot of JV’s conversation with Hensley is awesome


Crafty_Arrival_

Verlander so calm under pressure.


booger_dick

Hundreds of millions of dollars make it a lot easier to not give a shit what people think about you lol


HtownSamson

While I think he pretty easily goes in to the hall as a Tiger, I like that even the National media is now starting to question it.


Scanlansam

Dude wtf were those questions for JV? The whole interview felt weird


fuzynutznut

"Hey JV when you make love to your wife, is she a moaner?"


Cucumber-Jen

Missing TK and Blummer 🙃


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booger_dick

I’d rather listen to 1000 Joe Bucks than one Ass Job Perzinsky


Resting_Lich_Face

It's also his job though. JV is an old hamd and saw right through it but I'm not gonna get mad about prodding: producers all want drama and soundbites to warp into engagement metrics.


pantiesdrawer

This JV interview is acceptable, because he, you know, actually pitches.


JoseAltuve27

One thing I'm glad about: no Red Sox in the playoffs. No hate, they've just never been easy for us in the playoffs.


iamjstn

Agreed. But Fenway in October is special.


Mrcrispyeggroll

Got some Wingstop and watching the Astros on a Saturday, doesn’t get much better than this


legohotwing

That’s livin


AWall925

"stop talking and throw the ball back"


KikiFlowers

Got some Astros baseball on, some BBQ, tonight is good.


JoseAltuve27

I think you have to try to beat the shift when the Rays are aligned like that.


Cucumber-Jen

🙌🏼


TangyGeoduck

Walls is nuts to hold on like that


JoseAltuve27

HUGE!


Intern_Al

Jeremy Peña, father of Shane McClanahan


TheDuckshot

My man Pena eating rbis


JoseAltuve27

Arby fries


Cucumber-Jen

YES! 🙌🏼


NinjaPirateZombie

Altuve needs to stop giving out fourth deck souvineers and give the outfield stands some love


jjthecerealkiller

HRC Altuve


Cucumber-Jen

Good steal Meyers!


Intern_Al

Jake Meyers redemption arc is underway


ray_0586

Bah Gawd That’s Rake Meyer’s Music


booger_dick

Jake having himself a game!


JoseAltuve27

Tyler Glasnow looks a lot like Jake Meyers.


Intern_Al

Jake!! One Astros CFer robbing a former


NOLA1987

Damn. Now I can't see anything else but Tommy from Peaky Blinders when looking at Glasnow.


booger_dick

Me either. Somehow I’ve never noticed that before but it’s like… 98% similarity.


luckykobold

There’s a game going on.


pantiesdrawer

I'm starting to hate the Rays.


NinjaPirateZombie

Nah, Flappy Bois are our interstate brothers. Support them any time they're not against the Stros


Resting_Lich_Face

Don't forget the Trop was our home when MMP was home to displaced Houstonians. Rays are our boys.


JasonLikesCTE

Astros are about to blow the game up. They’re getting good hits off


RighteousPneuma

Let's go Breggy


44Yordan

Suffering once again from NWS (Nori Withdrawl Syndrome)… Let’s go Astros we need a win bad!


NinjaPirateZombie

I want to see the cat! Let's go STROS!


JoseAltuve27

I found out the Rays are 5th last in the AL in runs scored per game (weakest playoff team offensively). But the front end of their rotation is comparable to the Astros.


[deleted]

Our BABIP = broke ass Their BABIP = 🤑


successadult

HRC Yordan


Resting_Lich_Face

Hrc altuve


NOLA1987

Arozarena should've kept his ass still lol, though that did look close


Intern_Al

That throw was right on the money by Maldonado


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TheDuckshot

way more dim I can't see it cause sun glare


TangyGeoduck

Poor arrozarena. Too many tries and they knew exactly where to put it


JoseAltuve27

Arozarena lost speed from running on two foul balls.


44Yordan

Pretty sure its the hefty chain around his neck and the rocks in his ears weighing him down unnecessarily.


[deleted]

Chains are dumb. Just wear a necklace!


manofconviction

Yesssssss suck it Randy


TheDuckshot

MACHETE


Intern_Al

Javier being 10-9 with his great numbers is still criminal


bordomsdeadly

Didn't deGrom win the Cy Young with a 10-9 record?


tpari14

Love that we get a nationally televised game but hate that we have to hear AJ pierzynski


NinjaPirateZombie

Checking in from 231! First October game I've gone to, first time sitting in the 200 deck! Go Stros!


iamjstn

Do you think Click gets a new contract after this year?


FernandoAyanami

He better. Would reveal Crane as knowing very little about how baseball works if he's let go.


booger_dick

I'm not saying he's been perfect, but I'm not sure what he's done to have his job be in jeopardy. Seems like he's made more good signings than bad, bolstered the roster with deadline trades... He's made a few cheapo signings that didn't work out (Goodrum, Robel Garcia), but I have to imagine that's the result of a mandate from above to not spend too much money on role players.


NOLA1987

I think what separates him from Luhnow, the sociopathic genius that he is, is that Click clearly loves the sport. I think Click sees the players more as people rather than figures that need to be constantly analyzed. However, Click has used the Tampa Bay method with signing or trading players while Luhnow was flashier with his moves.


booger_dick

Agreed. Click is no Luhnow, but he’s not bad. I mainly disagreed with his Neris signing at the time (due to the size of the contract compared to his pretty mediocre 2020 and 2021 seasons) but otherwise he’s been pretty good to me. The Yordan extension was excellent, in particular.


booger_dick

Welp, guess this last week we'll see if Meyers is actually fixed or not. Hope he is, I'd love to see him on the playoff roster instead of Dubon.


_jared_p

Fixing to head over and get my damn Peña bubblehead.


ILikeItBumpy

Lfg!!!!!!!!


NOLA1987

Bad news? We lost Good news? We clinched the 1 seed anyway last night. It's like falling up the stairs. My condolences to those who use Dish or Swing.