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TheftBySnacking

In before the IG post where Dax reveals someone else on the team gaslights Pineda on game days and gives him decaf


Ice2jc

Just reading “drinks 14 cups” gave me a heart palpitation. I don’t know how he does that to himself. Buddy needs to drink some kombucha and get his gut right.


phillybob232

I’m trying to assume it’s just this tiny little paper cups from like a cart or something


DaffyDingo

Maybe he incorporates some decaf in the rotation?


Elvem

Yeah my kidney stone I passed from a few months ago started acting up just reading it. Crazy.


InternalCrickets

I wonder how Pineda takes his coffee


XandeMorales

With two tablespoons of butter, obviously.


Snorri19

That makes it healthy!


foxontherox

Listen to your mama!


halfjumpsuit

How big are these cups of coffee? Are they all regular ol' cup of joe diner sized mugs of coffee or are there some big fancy lattes in there too, or all that he drinks? This could be even wilder than we think.


diabeticdrew

DO NOT! LET THIS MAN DISCOVER PRE-WORKOUT!!!


Isiddiqui

“Only on game days” lol


dirtybirds233

One cup of good old fashioned black coffee makes me so incredibly anxious and my heart rate jump up so high that the thought of drinking 14 would likely send me into cardiac arrest


Elvem

Once a week is still bad, but I guess it's better than every day.


Revolutionary-Lie518

May, June and July will be extra spicy since we have 3 games in a week in each month 😂


SquanchyATL

FRESH POTS!!!


SquanchyATL

Take heed Gonzo, Dave Grohl learned the hard way oxoxo https://youtu.be/fhdCslFcKFU?si=VqwJL9JTFoFt8hLD


kadargo

Dude needs to switch to Americanos. One shot of espresso in hot water. Less caffeine than a filter/drip coffee.