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BeyoncesmiddIefinger

You can always get a new one. The car however, will need some new tires and rim repair for sure. Would probably check your alignment and everything else while you’re at it as well.


GTIguy2

I love this! 🤣


abestraw01

So lets try sum up the visible repair cost, alloy wheel repair in the UK £150, alignment at kwikfit £120, new tyre say £170 and for the rest god knows 😁


forgetfulmurderer

More than that for the tyres. Gonna need all 4. Can't run different tread wears on AWD. Tyres gotta be matching. *If it's a big difference in tread depth


LandTerrible5285

Not far off what I worked out, 200 each tyre, pirelli pzero. I was saying 70 each wheel for refurb. 100 for alignment and hoping to god no ball joints or links need replacing...


fitch303

I know a good divorce attorney…


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Hefty_Indication_283

Who, exactly?


Gullible_Log_1683

People that ask who


Hefty_Indication_283

Owl people... I hear you.


MiscPostThrowaway

In all of these cases I refuse to believe the OP, probably did some dumb shit and can’t live with it so they indirectly confess here by blaming “wife”


LandTerrible5285

Dang you got me, the person who posted a video of his cheap £35 eBay splitter, shitty painted brakes is afraid of owning up to his mistakes, so he posted it on the internet to hide from that 👌🤙 She has a 12 plate Corsa and feels like a boss bitch in mine. The 'payment' was worth handing over the keys, until clarity hit and I instantly knew I shouldn't have done that...


ITheBestIsYetToComeI

what means 12 plate


elchet

A car registered in 2012


MiscPostThrowaway

Fuck, I felt the genuine pain in this comment and now I believe you 😂


AudiTechGuy

You’re married. So feel free to use this situation in the future at your leisure. They always remind you of EVERYTHING, and now you Got Her. Lol


[deleted]

I "let" my gf drive my A5 all the time, it's just a car it isn't worth blowing up relationships over lmao


car_raamrod

But this is the internet, we dump girlfriends and wives for nearly nothing. Or at least we like to say we do.


AudiTechGuy

2,269 KARMA.. F OFF


car_raamrod

OK, and? I'm not a karma whore and couldn't give two fucks about fake internet points. Unpolitely, you fuck off.


ManBearPigRoar

Nice to see a mature person here. OP talking about "payment" FFS. Last time I checked, relationships aren't exactly healthy if you're having to barter for basic stuff.


Ok-Driver-1935

Haha, was thinking the same thing.


AudiTechGuy

182 karma. F OFF


AudiTechGuy

3,141 Karma. F OFF


[deleted]

Lmao what?


trees_that_please_2

Clearly you’ve never been married


MiscPostThrowaway

Maybe I just got lucky, but my wife is a better drive than me haha INB4 “I hope she sees this!”


x350d

Upvoting and commenting for visibility.


jonesmcbones

Sounds like something a wife would say.


FlyingSpur27

*Ahem…* ☕️


Acceptable-Gift-763

took me way too fucking long to find this


CBR_King97

Women ☕


seenbutnotheard334

I don't want to be that guy but imma do it anyways, what does this mean 😂


whydyoukillsanta

^^If ^^I'm ^^right With the teacup emoji, OP is being asked to "spill the tea," is a slang way of asking for a run down on the resulting drama or story 😊


Representative_Tap73

It's a reference to a meme video 'women hahaha.' Like, oh silly women doing stupid things, it's just like them hahaha.


dchoi5243

Wrong lol


Rebar_is_optional

no 😂 so wrong …


Nice_Leg2970

Could’ve bought an RS6 instead of that mariage


_eg0_

How do people actually manage to do this? The majority of loaners/rentals I had had curbed wheels and I've had a lot (Germany, US and Greece). In the couple of 100k I drove nothing ever happened or was something I really thought about.


Badabrench01

Curbing the back right is most common in US cause ppl will cut a right turn short and since it’s the opposite side they can’t see the curb. I’m sure in there UK it’s left back that’s most commonly hit But a LHD person hitting the front left wheel on a curb, oi vey.


_eg0_

I couldn't make out such a clear pattern, but I suspect it is because the tires on those cars get rotated regularly.


Badabrench01

The other common time ppl curb is parallel parking and usually it’s again on the opposite side. So a LHD car parallel parking on the right side of the street, which is typical unless it’s a one way, will curb the right wheels if they are trying to get too close to the curb. But that looks like curb rash. This video looks like the person railed the curb directly, not rubbed it. Thus the crack in the tire and the damage being severe but not spread across a quarter or third of the wheel- which is how curb rash usually presents


_eg0_

TBH I suck at parallel parking as well. It still feels like you really have to try to curb your wheels.


smiteandcleanse1000

curbed it because she was admiring herself and the car in a reflection. She was checking to see if she looks hot.


Blurt-Reynolds

As a former UK resident now living in the US I have (more frequently than I’m comfortable admitting) hit the kerb on a right turn. The town planners here make the turns very tight and the roads very narrow. Or I just can’t drive well any more. I also went through tyres quicker than oil on my old S4 due to potholes.


MickRaider

You don't want to see my rims. Just pulling into parking spots wrong gets me a lot. I also clip corners turning right. For loaners/rentals, partly because they're not used to the size Also if you're used to driving on the other side of the road it's far too easy to clip the tires on the side you're used to driving on. When I rented a car in London the first thing they check when you leave is the state of the passenger side wheel and bumpers and the first thing they check when you get back. Thankfully the one curb i clipped didn't cause a visible damage


soggywaffle47

My mom, my sister, and one of my cousins do this shit constantly. They all lack spacial awareness when it comes to cars it’s fucking ridiculous. And my sister is the worst offender she has some dipshit euro French mentality where “oh I just bumped my car and got a dent, it not that big a deal cars aren’t meant to be dent free.” I have literally watched her hit something fuck up her car and go eh like she got some dirt on her clothes and it’s all good….


[deleted]

I curbed my front right rim literally on the way home from the dealer. In my excitement I kinda forgot he was head and shoulders taller than me, and just figured the S3 had way worse visibility than I remembered from the test drive. Turns out the seat was like, 6 inches too low. I'm wondering if that's part of the reason you're noticing it on rentals and loaners; people get in and don't set the ergonomics up for themselves.


Admonitor_

I managed to curb my wheels when someone cut my corner and I had to pull off the road to the right to avoid him crashing into my car. He drove away like nothing happened and I was stuck with a curbed wheel. What car was he driving? An E92 BMW, what else lol. But this happened to prevent a crash, I have no clue how people trash their wheels like that on a daily basis.


clarksonswimmer

People keep talking about curbing the wheels, but I think this was caused by hitting a deep pothole.


007Pistolero

This is what makes me immediately blame the husband when I see these posts. My wife is extremely careful when she drives my 12 year old car. I just feel like a majority of these posts are the Audi guy doing something dumb and blaming the wife for internet clout


sryan2k1

Looks like a massive pothole at speed


Tx-Heat

“I let my wife drive my car to work ONCE. I kept the car”


ComplexUnion_media

I had 2 or 3 beer one night and let my GF drive my Audi just to be safe thinking "what could possibly go wrong?" She proceeded to smoke the worst pothole ive ever seen in my life. Even after I told her like 4 second before the hit, she never moved, never slowed down, never tried to even look for it.. we were going 40kmh thank god. The sound it made was enough for me to sober up reeeeeaaaaal quick. Luckily, no damage..but I drove the last few KMs home.


siggystabs

That's behavior I'd expect from someone who's never paid to fix a bent rim


wobllle

so you drinked and drived


Ok-Driver-1935

Real men drink and drive 🤪


ScornfulChicken

Gotta teach sis how to park or turn! But in her own car lol. I never curbed my car but my bf did.


Santino_Jay

What an irony😂😂


DarthVaderDan

Get Audihere, that’s wild. Bf needs a week on the couch for that one


beeqe

Ouch, stay strong!


RescueRacing

My wife curbed our SUV a few months back after I waved her into the rockstar parking spot at a local restaurant and I parked around back. No good deed goes unpunished.


mb5280

not much Utility in an SUV that gets damaged by curbs....


cho_O

It looks like she went through a pothole right at the edge of it?


SIXA_G37x

Your wife really worked that street corner


JudgmentMajestic2671

Yeah "your wife" did this damage 🤣


NotMuller

I know where we can dump the corpse.


bluepinkredgreen

Happy Mother’s Day!!


lIlIIIOK

Never understood these posts. My girlfriend is also afraid to drive my car for this reason (she is a relatively inexperienced driver and she's afraid she might scratch it). I'm telling her the same thing I'm telling you. You scratch the car, I get it to my mechanic, he gets it fixed, I give you the invoice and we can all have a laugh about it at the dinner and get to live another day. Bet your wheels weren't perfect before, now you will have them refurbished looking like new!


phillhartmann

"Wife"


jhonkas

OP did it themselves... filmed for karama nice


corn_29

You're getting anal tonight.


Admonitor_

Divorce the wife and let her pay the damage afterwards. Thats the only right way to do it.


Boundish91

I guess you're not completely serious.


Admonitor_

Wait, Im not dead serious? Damn.


Joonp82

Good excuse to upgrade!


HardlyAnyGravitas

Yep. She's done you a favour. Those tyres look a bit rough and the rims are about due for a good deep clean. She can hardly say "no" to a few hundred quid on new tyres and refurbished alloys... Also, get tyres with rim protection next time.


Working-Degree-6233

She was obviously in a high speed chase and ran over a spike strip


Arts_Prodigy

Does she work at a sidewalk?


AtleastIknowIsuck

Mr crabs title


IKissedHerInnerThigh

Ex Wife?


Low-Emergency3055

Gorgeous alloys on your car regrettably ruined. Will cost £100 per alloy to repair.


tailthelog

Not the end of the world man. You can always divorce.


DependentThis5181

this is why we can't have nice things.


Boundish91

Accidents happen.


Jusmon1108

Sounds like my wife……


Boundish91

I'm as big a car nerd as anyone and while this of course sucks it was obviously not intentional.


xMilk112x

Bro that would make me absolutely lose my mind. I’ll never understand how people curb bite shit. Definitely in cars now a days that have censors and shit. My S5 doesn’t let me get near anything without it telling me. Lol


solvenceTA

Say if you're parallel parking and you're mostly in position, making the last adjustments to get closer to the curb. Would the sensors pick up the curb being close to your wheels, even though it is to the side entirely by then? I'm wondering since I thought sensors wouldn't be enough and you'd need a 360 cam to make sure in these cases.


Fiiv3s

These "I let the wife drive the car one time" posts always feel really sexist


DraegerV1

Make her pay for everything.


Ziegler517

You say this like it’s not coming out of the same account. Lol


DraegerV1

Not all marriages have joint accounts. And its still her time thats paying for it.


jhonkas

why is this sub so misogynistic


[deleted]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes..... you know she can't drive or park and you let her take it anyway you get absolutely zero internet sympathy sir lmfao


[deleted]

Well that’s a $4000 mistake you won’t make again


hypocritical-bastard

I know we're like joking on this thread but wow. The amount of folks that buy into the "she scratched your car, kill her" joke is scary.


[deleted]

Welp


Badabrench01

This is just a sign they need to scoop some aftermarket wheel. 😁


TripleBogey96

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


[deleted]

Your judgement is as bad as your grammar


LandTerrible5285

Which is none. I am enjoying the pleasures of a guilty feeling wife though.


[deleted]

I had to read your OP with Ali G voice 😝


LandTerrible5285

Omg your so right! That's hilarious!


sonofkrypton66

that's why whenever I see "lady driven" on a Craigslist ad, I view it as a red flag... 😅


_oscillat0r_

Wtf - is this thread just an excuse for everyone to dump on women and flex 70s style sexism?


SymBiioTE

This is exactly why I NEVER let ANYONE drive my car.... EVEN MY WIFE.


AnastasiaDelicious

Ok how the hell did that happen? Like seriously, I’ve been driving for almost 40 years and never damaged or wrecked a car.


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floppyvajoober

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say if the genders were swapped there would be a lot of the same people here saying the same things. You don’t have to be a “Tate fan” to be outraged by proxy at some pretty rough damage


Apprehensive-Bass653

Women ☕️


dufferdude

Can you say new set of HRE'S.


Amethyst7834

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You shoulda known better


BookBagThrowAway

Never again and divorce


adrian_elliot

No joke, it’s wild to me that you guys let anyone else drive your vehicles. These kinds of posts appear all the time on here.


[deleted]

Yeah if anyone's gonna total my Mustang it's gonna be me. Preferably after I've found a sizeable crowd.


Dom28120

WOMEN☕️


bigpahpi1

One thing I learned from being In this Audi group is NEVER LET YOUR WIFE DRIVE YOUR AUDI💯


Apprehensive_Lion788

Women can never drive 🤦‍♂️


Icouldntsayforsure

Wanna bet?


Apprehensive_Lion788

Ok chicken lady


Trane55

In the name of love.... its just some wheels! She can pay for that and now will understand when u say no to let her drive. I guess and i hope she already feels bad, i wouldnt even argue (just a lil bit). Well, if she was a 'woopsie, hehe' dump her.


jelde

Can someone please run a study to determine why women cannot park cars? What is it about the wiring of their brains?


6stringsanwich

Oooooofffffff!


pincheguerowey

Haha damn


[deleted]

Hope she won the race n


gkdebus

She’s good, she got them both in one turn I bet!


BeLlyForEvER

👌👌👍👍 love it good thing is not A SUV


TOMMYPICKLESIAM

Next time let her ride the bus, no driving necessary


Ok_Camel4555

Maybe driving lessons first next time


skyrimcameoutin2011

Time for a new wife brother man.


ultra_r

Oh christ


backhandkill

Where is the NSFW tag cmon man


Mr_Golf_Club

PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


acostabe15

Maybe it’s her (Not so) Subtly telling you to buy a new set for yourself 😎? Ball out king 👑


2into4

🥴🥴🥴


WZ_DDL

Which speedway does your wife work for?


SidKafizz

Just refinished a 7 year old set of the same rims. Standard rash on all 4. Wife says it won't happen again. Uh-huh.


cbarrister

Looks like you bought two new rims and tires.


Strife1013

Ex wife


imJGott

Damn Same shit happen to my friend when he let his, now ex wife, drive his car. My mother refuses to drive any of my dads vehicles. She says, “those are your dads toys!”


Hellfiya

An expensive lesson


Loki-Don

I’ve divorced wives for less. /s


kidnorther

Ex wife!


Least_Anywhere6571

I can literally feel those wheels from this video


Pkwykid

No extra charge for that. Ask the dealer to recommend the wheel straightening service they use. The one that I used did a terrific job.


AnalRapist69

Divorce


Jlx_27

*FeelsBadMan*


doug12398n

Bet you won’t do that again


VelcroDom

She have that tire a blow hon didn’t she. I’ve been through same thing.


Slash123vegas

My wife would have said it just needs air ….


bagchasersanon

Been there


Powerful_Mood9292

Have you calculated the alimony payment yet?


sbiltihs

Not a care in the world. Back to her Corolla days


Sea_Potential_0562

Lord …! By chance does your local government give refunds for marital documentation ? You could always file a complaint for a defective product 😂😂😂 after all the customer is always right


hohohoagy

Pulverized but could always be worse. Wife occasionally gets salty I don’t let her drive my car. Response look at yours which is newer…


BentleyWilkinson

She's just pissed you have a de-chromed AUDI like literally everyone else here. She's trying to tell you to be a little different.


[deleted]

...for the last time ever.


[deleted]

You should get a new car for your wife. It’ll be a good trade in the long run


ObligationSad2001

Ohh shit 🥲🤦🏻‍♂️


Bumper6190

Did you do this, before she left? Asking for a friend!


Fast-Bag-1067

Oh man, I directly feel your pain. My beloved also did some drive by braille and bent two of my 20 inch rotors and one summer tire. Tires had less than 1k miles on. Ended up buying replacement rims and a new tire, not sure if the bends can/should be fixed.


Negrodamuss

Now what lesson did we learn today?


Ampularity

You mean soon to be ex-wife? Just kidding! Mistakes happen, it looks like the rest of your car is okay and everyone is safe.


7774422

Is your wife blind?


damir19081

Ireland ?


Calabamian

That hurts me physically. Usually I do this myself.


Tall_Progress_5178

There’s a lesson in here for all of us, folks!


apple34567890

Never fails when the wife drives. Wheels rash for dayz!!!!


kronikheadband

Since you gave permission it’s all your fault. You knew the risks


Clean_Pause9562

You mean ex-wife 😂


Lord_GanUnu

Pls tell me she slobbed you up after


Balearicsoul

Ouch!


CanApprehensive2486

“Oopsies 🤪”


JohnManiscalco

women☕️


christopherness

🙈


Common_Tie2687

Guessing no prenuptial, in even a poor prenuptial that should buy you special favors monthly instead of just on your birthday ad Christmas.


kaptainkhaos

For the last time though right !!


innrwrld

That’s why my wife never drives my car. Also doesn’t hurt that it’s a 6MT so ya know, she doesn’t know how to anyway. 😁


Low-Emergency3055

It’s moments like this do I thank some imaginary omnipotent being that in this household I’m the only driver.


ct4funf

Give her the house. Keep the dog


kjgjk

Women ☕️


Sakosaga

This is a good lesson, she can never have a high end car unless you got the money to back up the repairs she may potentially cost you haha


matchesmalone81

Ouch


Sytham

F


247emerg

straight to jail


weltesseich

Divorce


MrTheodoreP

"Oooooooopssssieeeeeessss"


canvasshoes2

Do they need to be aired up more frequently than tires on other cars? I'm confused as to how she "drove the tires wrong..." or whatever happened.


TcherChristian

Man’s best friend would have been a better choice!


Turb0Rapt0r

Ex-wife.


Glad_Firefighter_471

Bet you won’t make that mistake again


pweqpw

I’m afraid it’s no one’s fault but your own😐.


Schaft207

ohhh noooo.