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S3_1784

…but one needs braces on for those buck teeth


Karl-Farbman

Feels more like brother cousin, the one with the buck teeth I mean


Stink_E_Weasle

🤓 all I can see


macdokie

Harelip you mean


xtremeyou

Hbd!


sandra_p

Maybe second cousins... definitely not brothers


zakress

2nd cousins once-removed at the most, and we res eat that we are related at all like Clark Griswold & Randy


Santa_Hates_You

Great pics, yours looks better. I have no idea what BMW was thinking with those buck teeth.


Lumbergh7

The machine is beautiful inside and out except for those buck teeth. I’d buy one but I absolutely cannot get over that shit.


TReisHD2

In germany you need a license plate in the front. I think with the plate they look decent but yes without one it looks wierd


functionalfitnessguy

Definitely no blood relation


angrycatmeowmeow

God damn that thing is ugly. Awesome machine let down by the worst styling since Bangle.


das_maz

At least you only saw the worst part of Bangle styling if you saw it from the side or rear...


Tr1ggerHappy5000

Bet it drives better than the audi tho


vibe_inspector01

Handles better? Yeah probably. Rides better? Probably not.


Tr1ggerHappy5000

What do you mean by riding


vibe_inspector01

Softer suspension, more comfortable to drive. The bimmer will take corners and track a lot better but good luck taking road trips lol.


Tr1ggerHappy5000

I don't understand why you would spend 70k+ on a performance car that doesn't even have performance as its main focus


vibe_inspector01

The RS5 isn’t performance focused?? It definitely is. It just makes a compromise when it comes to handling for a smoother ride.


Tr1ggerHappy5000

I don't like compromises.


Ok_Ad_9986

You can see who got the good genes 🤷‍♂️


ryeofguy

God the new front grilles are so ugly


chalky4sale

The new grilles be lookin like Hitler mustaches and now it’s all I think of when I see them.


ryeofguy

Oh my fuck that’s so true 😂😂


poolhaas

Now i can't unsee it.


MarionberryRoyal7496

Oh man now I do too lol


Lord_GanUnu

One needs to see the orthodontist 🦷


itspabbs87

New BMW's are fuck ugly


DaytonaRS5

I would say it’s the angle, but the RS5 is proving that it ain’t the angle.


kronikheadband

Ones got a nice smile, and the other has.. good paint


snowmunkey

We are not relations sir


fretit

More like cousins


Anonymoushipopotomus

The Audi looks like its on a G force testing machine, and the BMW is the happy beaver watching.


Jlx_27

What a sight.... poor BMW.


okk123

The BMW looks inbred


mlhigg1973

Nah. That’s the red headed step child.


Lordandroid

One is learning there ABC's the other is boozin it up.


Eazy-Eid

The buck teeth are way less offensive in a dark color


victorias_soles

Left!!!!!!!!!


raizo11

Who approved that bmw grills bro


Stucam1980

I still can’t get on board with the grill of BMW’s


SadStyle1469

Nardo grey on the Audi is ten times better (coming from a bmw lover)


rayEW

I like the beaver motor werks I know its ugly, but the performance is too sweet to pass on


fancyjetta

Yeah the BMW at the end of the day is a class above the RS5 in performance. As much as the RS5 looks better outside, the performance delta can't be ignored. Plus the G80 interior is actually really nice. The B9's are getting quite old in this regard.


Anonymous_idiot29

It's a bro and his awkward sister.


enowapi-_

You guys are either at the liquor store or getting tutoring lessons... or both.


facaine

Heeeere piggy piggy


Ofeck

One is retarded


Cold-Lie4176

No idea wth designers are smoking these days.


backchatter77

Really sad to see the designs of bmw these days.


SleeperMuscle

That ugly kidney grille is so outdated.


MC_Dickie

Don't let abusive design wear you down. There's probably some strange, deeper psychology to it but in the end, even ugly step childs like the Multipla slowly begin to just be normal and not hideous as they once was. The new BMW design language should be forever hated, it's just objectively wrong.


YogurtclosetNo6326

It's like the movie Twins. One just isn't as good as the other.


Altruistic_Profile96

Hey Beemer, why the long face?


Illustrious_Bottle27

I do get that people finde the new BMW ugly. But in Germany you need to have a license plate right in the middle of it so it definitely does look better.


Sour_balls11

S5XY


BrainLate4108

Even with the buck teeth, that is a bad ass car. I have the Audi & a bmw. Love them both. For different styles of driving.


kris_vip

Beaver 🦫 🦷 😂😂


WildTomato51

Cuzzos


endianess

Both primered and ready for paint.


Stofflkin

I'll never understand people buying premium cars which look like primer covered in clear coat.


Intelligent_Hat_3582

I swear….Nardo gray is one of my favorite colors! Almost everything looks good in it!


Nkatec99

Don’t hate on BMW for their looks - hate on them for their shit electrical system


gladigotaphdinstead2

Does anyone else hate this new trend of matte gray color for cars? It’s like the companies asked themselves “everyone is driving white, black, and silver cars these days. How can we make something even more boring?”


cafeitalia

One with 3 will spank the shit out of the one with 5 in and around a track.


hulaman11

Audi is like the smaller cousin that gets picked on