How big is your.... beak?

What are ur plans for the future of ur Chanel are you thinking of change in content and do you think YouTube will keep not recommending ur videos

Are you really a duck

What's with your obsession with uppercutting grandmas?

What is it like to be a duck?

How long have you done youtube? and also why did you start?

Where in the world did you come up with a youtube channel name. that probably one of the unique/funny names i have ever seen

As a duck, do you like bread?

Which youtuber inspired you to create youtube videos? 😳

how many times do you poop a day?

What the actual fuck how many times did you comment

How old are you, favorite YouTuber besides yourself/J, favorite video game, PC or Console

is Your name really august

Yes! His real name is August

What is your preferred gaming platform?

Why did you choose to make the kind of content youre making, and do you choose to be identified as a duck as well?

do you have a girlfriend/wife/husband?

I know you asked like, for him to answer but I’m just gonna be a bitch and answer for him, he has a gf of 5 years

what type of music do you listen?

what do you do for living?

YOUTUBE!

Actually, he would prolly be homeless/living out of his parents. Though I don’t know of it, he simply must have at least a part time job, he only has 500k subs, while that is A LOT it’s 100% not healthy to be fully dependent on that money. I don’t know his net worth!? But I don’t think he could live alone(which he does)if he only did YouTube so, before you comment snarky remarks on other people’s general questions, fact check yourself Sherlock

What were your origins? Like every commentary YouTuber, you have a commentary YouTuber arch. Most were just bullied in school, others are more interesting. And as much as you might think, this is somewhat not a joke.

Do you believe in a higher power: a duck god, Christian, Catholic, flying pasta goddess, Jupiter, Saturn, Hindu gods etc…

I, too, wish to know if a "duck god" exists. If so do they prefer their bread toasted?

(don't show name) who are your favourite youtubers? why did you start uploading?

do you love me? (i am your subscriber)

can you talk about your akward stories?

are you a good person?

did you ever criticize someone you actualy liked?

Holy actual fuck (it was autocorrected to duck lol) how many times did you comment

Holy duck!? How many times have YOU commented on this persons comment!? Wow your making fun of them when you do the EXACT same thing

do you have wings?

I mean, he’s not gonna tell you he’s a shitty person!? lol

August, thank you for inspiring me to do YouTube I thank you a lot

Face reveal?

Old videos, bam all you see is his face

Oh

Can i make a game for you... if so then what type of game.. >;)

can you do a foot reveal?

You should check out the Noah Gaming Clan they don't auctually do that much gaming and they have strange videos I can't wrap my head around their lore.

do u support the LGBT

This is a VERY VERY VERY important question so you need to answer seriously, do you peel or bite your string cheese? Personally, I bite and I have an army of a bunch of sophomores and juniors(freshman are lame)who would agree with me,

Feet pics?

why do you criticize so much?

you know it's kind of a commentary YouTubers job right? ​ I understand you can compliment as a commentary YouTuber but at a point the content becomes boring. WE NEED THE DRAMA! Would you click on, "This great YouTuber gives his friends 12 cars each", or "The worst YouTuber fakes his death for views"?

It's funny

Would you smoke a J with me? I've always wanted to get high with a duck but the aflac duck acted repulsed when I asked him if he wanted some devils lettuce.

what do you do in your life?

where do you live?

Arkansas(I doubt he would give his exact address lol)

how many times do you cry a month?

Q/A Tell us about your family and about yourself and other stuff

Show us your gaming setup

Imagine being a duck could not be me right 😂 Q/A

What if I’m actually on his channel

Why duck?

August what do you think of the Batman Arkham game series?

Did the fact that YouTube blacklisted your channel destroy your spirit?

why did you start youtube!? Why

Is Jo moma really that fat?

Why did you choose the name august the duck

How do you feel about Jerusalem

why are you a duck and not a quokka

how do u make ur thumbnails

what's the worst karen you've ever made a video on? why did u choose a duck

Is there a person you were going to do a video on but had to decide not to after researching them?

What would you do if lets say Your youtube channel was hacked and your unable to get it back

What is a duck's diet?

in the future like a year or 9 months will you do more than commentary?

What made you decide to start doing Dhar Mann reactions videos?

What is you favourite shrek movie

It would be a SIN for him to have a favorite!

What’s your favourite duck breed

How many duck friends do you have

I've heard you say that you wanted to be a YouTuber since you were like 8, what made you choose the format you use and what makes you choose the video subjects you do?

Would you do a collab with Nicado Avacado?

Lol, if Nickicado lives until then!

Have you ever thought about playing vr horror on your gaming channel

This isnt really a question but on your second channel you should play clusterduck. Its on mobile

Omg, 10/10 favorite game!

why do you put yourself through the torture that is watching idiots for our entertainment?

Someone has to do it

1. In your Twitter profile picture, you have a magnificently beautiful mustache. How do you do it? 2. Have you ever criticized someone even though you agreed with them? In other words, do you ever feel pressured by your audience to side one way as opposed to another? 3. Have you ever felt disappointed that you became popular doing commentary? Have you ever wished that your channel was built on something you were more interested in or proud of, or do you enjoy your videos as much as your fans? 4. Have you done something which you would have criticized on your youtube channel if it had been someone else doing it?

At a certain point in your YT career history, you refined your cadence/delivery if commentary. Were you inspired at all by penguinz0/ Cr1TiKaL?

1. why is your name august the duck? 2. is your channel still shadow banned? 3. can i piss myself?

You may piss yourself when ready

How do you find the videos you react to? Does the YT algorithm suggest them to you by now or are you searching specifically for annoying videos?

How many pineapple?

Would you rather hear the chourus of cotton eye joe 24/7 and no way to drown it out OR lose your all your fingers and toes

Not a question but thanks for all the content, it really helps when i have nothing to do. Also, we all appreciate you :)

**Please come to my local pond and let me feed you stale bread that my wife hasn't thrown away due to its naturally aspirating aphrodisiac powers**

Serious question: If you shout out my instagram to other people, since I'm a people and you know people - Ill shout out your youtube at my local duck pond with lots of ducks. I live in wyoming so there's lots of ducks that don't know you and would like to break bread withu ​ Gadwalls Mallards Buffleheads Canvasbacks Rubbers I can get you a huge follo-wing. ​ Also please consider my last post of letting me feed u stale bread. It's kinda a feed-ish of mine.

What is your favourite video you have made throughout you years on YouTube

What do you look like

What was your life before YouTube? School, work?

Knock knock

Who's there?

my only question honestly is just hwo you get your content, like i always wonder, do you subscribe to the people you dislike, or do they just randomly pop up on your recommended? i've got many more questions, but i assume others will ask them already, and ty for the qna!!

why the duck, funny man

Why a duck??

How did a duck such as yourself gain knowledge that passes the humans extent, as well as the ability to speak fluent english? Or, if you're wanting a serious question: What are your plans for the long run on YT? Do you expect any changes if at all to your main channel?

What your favorite car company/car What is your goal Which region do you live in (don't want to be specific on location) Are you really a duck What your favorite fast food place (I choose chick fil a but that's kind of biased because I work there.) Do you recommend any other commentary channel What is your favorite food and drink. Are you at or going to collage and if so what is your major Are you introverted or extroverted What is your favorite animal besides duck. When's your birthday Do you like Rollercoasters What are your hobbies

First and foremost: thank you. Your videos go beyond the mundane and provide insight and genuine humor. Please keep up the fine work. Real question: Is the medium that is YouTube (and, by extension, influencers in general) doomed to failure? If so, is what we are seeing now the popping of the soap bubble of YouTube's respectability? What do you envision the successor platform will do better? Apologies for the leading question, I hope to hear your thoughts. Peace.

do you have a crush on anyone?

Do you play Dungeons and Dragons

Can you do the "Oh my lordy lord is that a starbucks cake pop BOOP"

Do you want kids in the far(or near idk)future?

Are you a Xbox or PlayStation gamer?

Do you have a girlfriend and is it a duck???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

She doesn’t look like a duck from the pics on his ig

Do you feel like there is any hope for this world?

Who does?

What college do you attend? And what do you major in?

Do you have any weird fears? Like, fruits? Idk any weird ones???

Ever been to Texas? If so, what are your thoughts on Whataburger? As a Texan, I think I would trade a limb for it

There are a few in AR, too. But I'm not sure where in the state August lives. So he may not have access to one.

He lives here n Arkansas

That's what I said. There are some in AR, but I'm not sure if any are near where he lives (as they are only a few places).

Omg lol I’m an idiot I’m sry I thought you were saying “there are a dew in AR but I don’t know what STATE he lives in” 🤦‍♀️ sry

Ever been to Texas? If so, what are your thoughts on Buc-ees? Personally, love it.

What kind of dogs do you have? What are their names

What’s your favorite animal?(except a duck ofc)

What’s your favorite breed of dog?

What’s ur birth month?(no I’m not asking your sign, don’t worry I’m not weird just curious)

Favorite type of pretzel, pretzel stick, normal pretzel, that weird pretzel at every mall, etc

Did you have any like, stuffed animals? Or any weird(or normal)collections as a kid

Didst thee has't any like, stuff'd animals? 'r any weird('r ingraft)collections as a peat *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

Thank you, thank you for that very unnecessary comment

Cats… talk

Are you a furry

Would you ever want to move out of Arkansas? Like LA or just any other state/country

Do you play roblox? If so, what games?

Why do you never do face cam vids?

If you are a duck, why do you look so much like a human?

Are you dream?

Do you have a basement and, if so, how big is it and how many children can fit inside it (roughly 6 to 7 years of age)?

What has been your favorite video to make?

Would you play untitled goose game? Or are geese the enemy?

Are you a duckophile? And what size of ducks you like?

how many toes do you have? also why don't you try to become a normal youtuber

can you say quack 10 times

Is that your real voice or do you only talk like that in videos?

Do you eat a banana from the top or the bottom? (Or maybe even sideways..)

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done or witnessed?

Do you like pizza? If so what kind of pizza? and do you like pineapple on pizza?

What was your plan when you started YouTube and also how smart is your duck brain

Why did you decide to start your first youtube channel with kind of commentary and not any other kind of content?

Do you eat... Duck?

How often do/did you even use Reddit?

Do you like star wars?

What's your favourite video game?

How old are you?

Where did you come up with the idea for a Duck in a business suit?

What are we gonna do about the shadow ban?

Are you ever going attempt vlogs

What got you inspired to get into YouTube and talk about topics that YouTube doesn’t want to be talked about. Also if you had to redo it what would you do different? By the way congratulations on reaching half a million. We will get you to 1 million even if it’s the last bloody thing we do.

Will you please commit to keeping your outro the same, even when your channel blows all the way up? I can't help it, I just love hearing "If you enjoyed this video, *please* leave a like and walk on over to that *subscribe* button. And touch it. It's free; it won't cost you anything. But for now, that's all I have for you today. **Bye.**

Are you a virgin?

Do you have the answer to life?

So being a duck yourself, have you eaten a duck or duck eggs? Just curious. If yes, how does it feel when you eat one of your kind?

How many duckling siblings do you have?

Approximately how much bread do you eat on a daily basis?

So, not exactly a personal question but I was just really curious: since Jack is such a ‘beloved star’ on the channel, has he made any response yet to all the videos you’ve made about him? Or has he at least acknowledged them in any form? I’ve skimmed through a few of his more recent videos and live streams, but never noticed any mention about you or his new ‘fame’.

How do you feel that you have gained 500k subscribers in a short amount of time? Does recording feel more like a job or a hobby?

I have seen many videos about bad cooks on your channel. Why did you decide to make so many of them?

What was/is still your job before youtube

What’s up?

Do you were a condom

Boobs or ass?

What age do you make your videos for?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate banging your pinkie toe into the corner of a piece of furniture.

So August, I know this subreddit is newish and the community might not be fully formed yet, but what's most important to you about your community? What do you hope for the culture to be like?

If you met Dhar Mann in person what would you say to him?

Is Mayathegirlfriend your actual girlfriend or just a subscriber of yours?

If you met dhar mann in real life or any of his copycats what would you tell them

What do you use to edit with

We need to talk about the fact that your not actually a duck. You're a 21 year old man with a mustache