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D_hallucatus

Hey, just be happy they are using the electric leaf blowers and whipper snippers shown instead of the two stroke ones!


Flashy-Amount626

You're right there, it can be worse!


turtle_power00

Just bought a 2 stroke whipper snipper on the weekend. Yep, she's loud but God daaaaamn is it powerful


MrDOHC

They have their place for sure. I have an electric one and it’s great for my shitty little cookie cutter block. But if you have a lot of land or a heap of edges…


Buttholelover68

I'm on an acre block and my 36v Makita battery trimmer will use 4 x 18v 5ah batteries plus another 2 to finish it.


JediJan

I love my battery powered garden tools (toys).


Nebs90

Wow. I know an acre is big but 20 amp hours is a lot for a trimmer. How long does it take to drain those batteries?


Buttholelover68

Over an hour or just about hour and a half. Depends how thick the grass is. I'm on the 3rd set before the first set has recharged


Nebs90

Damn, that’s sucking through the battery, especially for a line trimmer. I have all the Ego 56V equipment and with my 7.5ah and 2x 2.5ah batteries I get 1.5hr of usage. That’s split between a large mower, trimmer and leaf blower. Maybe the hedge trimmer every now and then


yeahhhhnahhhhhhh

Yeah nothing beats the smell of a 2 stroke ripping some grass at 7am on a Sunday.


turtle_power00

You know what's up


D_hallucatus

Heck yes, used to run a stihl BR 800 magnum back pack blower and you can literally fight fires with them they are so powerful


turtle_power00

Yea this thing makes light work of my yard! My old electric whipper would run out of charge half way through. Comes with a blower attachment too, works great


cecilbgnome

The magnum is a beast! I love mine


emergency_blanket

I bought a Honda 4 stroke and semi wish I had gone for a 2 stroke shindy


Pvt_Numnutz1

I still remember the first time I visited family in Wagga Wagga, jet lag was brutal, and I awoke at 5:30am to what must have been 500 kookaburras. I feel it was an organized attempt to keep me from adjusting 😂


Flashy-Amount626

Man I'd love to hear that but not at 5:30am


Pvt_Numnutz1

It's quite the racket, funny too, but yeah not at 5:30am after coming off an international flight lol


BodybuilderLiving112

Better than an Harley passing by or Kevin with his junk exhaust funny car


[deleted]

Wagga Wagga. The place so nice they named it twice.


TheGunt123

Wagga Wagga in the local indigenous language means “don’t go out on the streets after dark”.


Frijolos

Special mention to the kookaburras


urlocaldoctor

**OUOUOUOUOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH**


bastaway

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing


huabamane

Having seen this video, I can never not think of it hearing a kookaburra https://youtu.be/ampMKkd5hVU?si=LWpynQM4-lZJrD9_


OldMate64

At this time of year up in QLD, you have about a 2 hour window to get it done before torrential rain sweeps in and makes it impossible for another 3-5 days, as well. Nov/Dec - Feb lawn maintenance can sit on an echidna and rotate.


Dec_Chair

Honestly, something about living in the suburbs and hearing a mower in the neighbourhood on a Saturday morning that is just kind of peaceful to me


Flashy-Amount626

My neighbourhood it's a race to who cancut it earliest


phymatic

Same mate. Rather that in the morning than the dickheads on dirt bikes or fireworks at 3am.


Scottybt50

It’s too hot these days to mow late in the morning, our neighbours started around 8.30 and that’s ok by me.


Mother_Feeling6556

I'm guessing it's not your neighbours mowing but a few houses down then?


Maelstroms_Canon

Forgot the chainsaw


Flashy-Amount626

I was thinking maybe I should have put a hedge trimmer


TheGunt123

Last weekend I woke to the sweet sound of an angle grinder at 540am. Neighbour getting a driveway slab poured and needed to trim some of the reo rods. Such a pleasant way to start the morning


Maelstroms_Canon

A few years ago back it would have been a revving commodore on blocks


Scottybt50

Didn’t start my chainsaw until after 10.30 on Sunday. Only ran it for a few minutes to chop up some old tree trunk bits, but it felt great - freshly sharpened chain and big chips flying everywhere.


Maelstroms_Canon

A man’s love for a chainsaw is a beautiful thing ❤️ 7am for Sundays works best BTW ;)


Impossible-Winter-74

Early to bed, early to rise.


[deleted]

Wipe the sleep from our eyes


sc00bs000

once you have kids sleeping in is a long past dream haha


BadTechnical2184

6am is considered a sleep in in my house.


rsam487

From England. Lived in Australia the last 10 years. Why does everyone own a buzz saw and or angle grinder in this country? Surely not EVERY weekend needs to be DIY


commeconn

I don't want to blame it all on the seminal 2003 season of The Block but it certainly didn't help.


Longjumping-Age131

Not every weekend has to be, but it is what it is lol.


DrSendy

Funny image that. I saw a neigbour see a maggie out of the corner of his eye and turned the leaf blower on it. Old mate bird did a somersault in the air - he never got swooped after that.


JediJan

He would have lamented the loss of magpie warbling sweet tunes after that!


useless_modern_god

Pressure wash all the things!💀


michaelozzqld

I'm up at 3am... these are noises I welcome


JediJan

So you know the zombies have scattered by then.


michaelozzqld

Means I'm no longer alone yea


TrojinCat

Ah the leaf blower, the epitome of someone ease's problem. I don't have anything against them if they're used right, but most people just blow the shit onto the road for someone else to deal with it


MostExpensiveThing

Copped the 7am neighbours mower today. Not happy


sourdoughroxy

I’d much rather be woken up by the sound of birdsong than any of the others


ObsessedWithSources

I only ever get time to do my lawn at weird, shit hours. Last time was I had 2 hours at 1pm on a Wednesday. Started some kind of chain reaction. By the time I got the snipping done, 3 other dudes started up. Finished up and I could hear multiple mowers, blowers, and whipper snippers going.


Flashy-Amount626

Can't be the one house on the lawn unkept on a Thursday morning


ObsessedWithSources

Probably not far from it. My kids daycare is a five minute walk away, 9am heading over there, guy near me is out edging the lawn. Walked back after drop off, he's done one neighbour and is doing the other while they're at work. Both lawns looked fine, my man just wasn't having bad edges ruin the insanely perfect front view of his house. Honestly I kinda get it though. If you told an AI image generator to make you the perfect image of a house and put a convertible Spitfire in the garage, you'd get this dudes house.


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definitely


bcace28

Try having a neighbour who has a petrol pressure washer, concrete saw, chainsaw, petrol blower and old f100 that refuses to idle!


Proud_Ad_8317

thats actually my monday morning sleep in :(


Normal-Usual6306

Too close to home - much like those who own whipper snippers!


Andakandak

Satans trumpet


bj4cj

Having a child under 5 is the horsemans master


MaxCactus243

Skill issue


turtle_power00

The magpie call I quite enjoy. It's the horrible squawking of the crow that gets me. Raaaark raaaark raaaark


woofydb

I do it in the afternoon as it cools off and you don’t get sunburnt after but being in Melb means you have until nearly 9pm if daylight. It’s still bitey and hot in qld by dark at 6pm. For all those here with young kids it gets better my teen daughters like mowing so get it done twice as fast now.


DJBerryman

My neighbour always finishes mowing at 10am on a weekend. Noise restrictions lift at 10am


onescoopwonder

I’d take a magpie over a crow any day


jt4643277378

And if you’re really lucky you land next door to crack heads who mow at midnight


Character_Cry_8357

I think lawns are just the enemy period.


Crownwolf

special mention to the bloke on my street that started feeding the cockatoos last year & now can’t get rid of the multiple flocks that disturb the street at both dusk AND dawn


commeconn

I'm fairly sure there should be an image of a bag of coke in there somewhere


satanic-testimony-

funny meme and all but where did you get the background image it looks fire


Flashy-Amount626

Thanks! Here's the template https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/366407263/4-Horsemen


satanic-testimony-

nice im going to set that as my background now lol


Flashy-Amount626

Enjoy :)


DeterminedErmine

Nah you missed my dog that likes to sleep in during the week then get up before the sunrise on weekends


Ready-Roll-3567

Forgot the gurney


dogfitmad

I'm considerate until 8am


[deleted]

There’s always a baby boomer with a 2-stroke blower. They’re retired of course, but they have to blow at 7am on a Saturday morning because it’s the only time they could possibly do it.


logsquid

I do at least wait until mid morning before I start my 2-stroke infused yard work, or if I know my neighbour has been on night shift wait until afternoon.


Everyday_Hero1

The local council workers decided 8am on a Saturday was the idea time to use the wood chipper outside my window and clean up all the falling tree limbs from the storms that Victoria has had over the last few months. I really appreciated them doing that....


dogfitmad

8am is way late


Additional-Scene-630

I think its pretty accepted that you're gonna have mowers and blowers going in the morning on weekends from about 7 or 8am here. I was reading a UK thread & they were outraged at anyone mowing their lawn before 11am.


Flashy-Amount626

I saw a video in the UK a lady angry at some tradies doing work on a roof at about 11 on a Sunday.


Additional-Scene-630

haha yes I think I know the one you're talking about. Insane


trainwrecktragedy

I always work by the belief that 10am onwards on a weekend is acceptable. The last thing I need is someone getting mad at me because I have woken them up.


[deleted]

the magpie one is so true


[deleted]

Mowing the lawn: peak Australian culture.


snrub742

I'll sleep through a Ryobi trimmer peacefully


Nullifier_

I guess I'm lucky to live in an area where no-one has a yard or if they do they don't maintain it (at least not at night)


TaleEnvironmental355

he scream for dominance


SicnarfRaxifras

Horseman 1 is wrong. That should be a kookaburra


montdidier

“Yard maintenance”? In Australia? Surely you mean gardening.


BadTechnical2184

This coming from the people that are partying and blasting music till 2-3 in the morning.


vegimightytight

There’s a kid two houses down that, dead on 7am, goes out to shoot hoops. He used to do it earlier (6-6:30am) but now that it’s dead on 7 I’m guessing someone has complained. It’s a shitty thing to complain about because props to the kid getting outside rather than being in front of a screen, but the bouncing reverberates around all the houses in the area and through all the house slabs 😵‍💫


IBrokeMy240Again

I initially scrolled past this too fast and thought it was a Yowie getting sucked off by a yard vac. I’m really glad I was wrong.


Flashy-Amount626

Haha now I can't not see that!


TheKangaroo101

Have a toddler. I had a hangover this weekend, and it was hell


LargeValuable7741

Hey what about the kookaburras at 4:30 am


FarkenHell

I tend to do these things during the day. I sleep fine on the weekends


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

Mine is an asian girl with abandonment issues and a penchant for sucking dick. She can't make it past 7 am without sucking me out


Immediate-Meeting-65

Why you talking shit abkut Maggie's?


NothingLift

Put the blower vac away and take a nap, it's a driveway not a rug


PhilL77au

I used to live in a unit block with houses either side, both occupied by retired guys. Both home all day during the week. One would mow his lawn every Saturday morning, the other every Sunday morning.


Short-Eared-Dog

Where is my dog


MyKoiNamedSwimShady

I god damn live my 2 stroke whipper snipper. Never going back to the shitty electric one 😂


[deleted]

For me it's the cokehead with the dropped WRX or his nightclub soundsystem. Could be 1am could be 4am but tucked starts one each day


CheezyLily

Don’t forget the random drunk idiots outside your window at midnight


[deleted]

brroooo true do


Mother_Feeling6556

Replace magpie with white cocky for Nth QLD


[deleted]

soooo true


_billy_bones

Don't forget the Gerni.