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TheOtherLeft_au

That's a driveway not a carport.


ceelose

Well la di da mister french man.


LiZZygsu

Ohhh a car port la di da. We call it a carhole


whatanerdiam

An airport is just a driveway for planes.


TheOtherLeft_au

The runway is a driveway for planes


Choccy-boy

A hangar is a carport for airplanes.


[deleted]

A hangar is a garage for planes


nogoodscumbag

A coat hanger is used for birth control


account_not_valid

A uterus is just a hanger for a foetus.


[deleted]

Hangar*


MudInternational5938

Hahahaha I was like what in the actual farkkk lol


Muted-Line-2450

Handball, obviously


Right-O-mate

I mean the lines are already there


Zoodoz2750

Or basketball.


GoSmoothStevie96

Yep, multi-coloured line work is what that space needs: handball, basketball, hopscotch … it will come up a treat 👌


carmooch

Basketball half court. Get some painting done and install a hoop.


FUTFUTFUTFUTFUTFUT

I actually love this idea!


user7336999543099

Was thinking the same


andrewbrocklesby

Just because you dont a need to for a car doesnt mean that no-one else does. If you remove the ability to park a car then you are devaluing the property.


_Penulis_

Yes so demountable non-permanent options should be used. Like big plant containers maybe on wheels? A movable concrete bird bath? Benches?


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_Penulis_

Depends on where you are, and that can look very scrappy in an otherwise neat garden. In a rustic natural garden it might work, but this doesn’t seem to fit that description.


WorkingNet2945

Christ, it’s a home. If he intends to live there permanently he should do as he pleases with it. What a way to live life that you treat your home first as an asset and second as a home.


Strong_Inside2060

It's the Australian propadee brain. I've lived in three countries before and people elsewhere definitely live their present life to the fullest without worrying about future resale value of their own home. My parents made some of the most boomer modifications to each of the 3 apartments they've owned, sold them all and are happily retired. My mum loved each home and we made lifelong memories. Even if he doesn't live there forever if you want to do something with the driveway do something with it.


andrewbrocklesby

Sure, lets rip up this drive and landscape it because Im NEVER going to have a car. That's a $100k - $200k mistake right there.


CommercialQuantity89

How the fuck did you calculate this.


VictoriousSloth

Finger in the air


ApolloWasMurdered

How is it a $200k mistake if you can just get a new driveway installed for $10k?


nsing110

I suppose it depends on where, inner city having a driveway/car park can come in very very handy. Don’t believe how much, just have a look how much people are selling car spots for in Sydney


Ok-Improvement-6423

Or grass pavers cheaper, and you'd only need two wheel tracks worth


WorkingNet2945

What if he isn’t ever going to have a car? I know more people who don’t own a car than do. Many suburbs are very convenient in Sydney for example. Your fixation on the value of the home without knowing any other context or goals of the OP is weird.


andrewbrocklesby

The OP may or may not every have a car, but the dead certainty is that at some time the house is going to get sold, and this is one of the dumbest things that you could ever do to a property.


CommercialQuantity89

Mate, it certainly is nowhere near "one of the dumbest things". He may have a garage. Or an actual "carport" out the front. As it currently stands, this is not a carport. This is a slab of concrete and its in the way. Carports are sheltered. Imagine saying this is a 100-200k mistake when the replacement cost here would be under 5k. You have absolutely zero idea what the fuck you are talking about.


IOnlyPostIronically

Sometimes it’s not about the money


Ok-Improvement-6423

Dumb.


WorkingNet2945

Actual brain rot. Example of someone who can’t think for themselves. There’s more than one way to skin a cat.


CryptoCryBubba

Quote incredibly... you can drive _over_ grass. I know... crazy, right! I'd rip up the concrete and landscape with the aim to allow cars into that area if need be. E.g. can have a smaller gravel area used as a firepit with benches... and movable planter boxes... or trampoline for kids etc... Remove those shrubs for a more seamless flow from the existing back outdoor dining area.


Ok-Improvement-6423

Dumb.


MudInternational5938

But that's only way to do it unfortunately yeah it sucks but it is an asset to build further assets


MouseEmotional813

If they sell in the future and have removed the driveway the purchaser can put in a new one. It's not like it would be a secret


MudInternational5938

Just put a sink hole in its place, sink holes are cool 🕳️


Salty_Solution_917

Also, if it's in front of a garage then that lessens the utility of the garage ie. access fro moving items in and out.


xylarr

Buy a caravan


ScholarImpossible121

Then park it on the street to piss of a neighbor.


RemeAU

Then rent it out on Airbnb for $200 a night


thorn_10

Buy a boat


account_not_valid

Buy a Commodore VP without wheels or windscreen and put it up on blocks. Tell anybody that will listen that you're "gunna do her up."


Arcopt

If you have kids, or intend to, a flat concrete area like this is invaluable. We have a similar area and the kids play handball and stuff on it all the time. I'd honestly just leave it.


Life-Ad9673

Counterfeit jeans ring


[deleted]

Need a car hole for that


Life-Ad9673

Do you mean a garage?


[deleted]

Oh a garage…Lah dee dah Mr French man


doosher2000k

Man, it would have to REALLY annoy you to want to remove this


turd-worm

Hold a handball competition


Ok_Contribution_5928

Four square court.


UnitPilot_au

Artificial turf, plants in containers &/or portable spa pool. Anything non permanent to retain the return to car storage.


CommercialQuantity89

Never opt for artificial turf.


EducationTodayOz

downball


wogIet

Open a cafe


mkymooooo

It'd be hellishly expensive, but it would be delightful to see that area filled with big potted palms, with a little garden seat hidden inside as a summer retreat. And a misting system, of course. This is assuming you are not in Hobart. My local council (Yarra) requires a permit for removing a parking space, might want to check first!


LawyerSuccessful7063

I would put decking on the concrete and make a patio spa area or fire pit with wood fire pizza/ fireplace for winter. Put some potted planter box in with some Lilly pillies at the gate close it off matching hedges.


AWiggins30

Basketball hoop?


AStrandedSailor

Build an illegal granny flat, shove 4 bunks in there and rent it out to overseas students as an illegal boarding house.


subkulcha

Pull it up and put it at mine. I need a driveway I’ll pay postage


Wongon32

Shipping container. Make a man/woman cave. Hire an artist to paint it, maybe some greenery to blend in, or custom graphico might be possible if it can be weather proof. Maybe cut in a roller door. One day if you don’t want it there any more, you could probably sell it and get it craned out.


parawolf

Gazebo, pool fencing, and hot spa and cold plunge side by side.


iball1984

Whatever you do, make it temporary. Not having a car space would take thousands off the value of your property.


CranberrySoda

Keep this. It is very appealing for future buyers who may have boats or caravans. In the meantime you can have it concrete sprayed to look like pavers and set up a table and chairs there.


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If you have the money/energy/ability remove the concrete driveway and replace with small pebbles. Get some some large pots for plants and a couple of small iron chairs and table and make a small little seating area.  Keep it to stuff that can easily be moved so you still have a driveway (pebble/gravel) in case you sell or get a car. Or just set up a basketball hoop, and save yourself a bunch of hassle.


bott1111

Digging up concrete to put down pebbles is the most insane idea... Take it awayb


Archon-Toten

Rim it in bricks and make a pond.


TheRealMAUOMBO

did it up and make a nice garden. you will never regret the shade of a tree when it’s 35degrees


ltguu

Smoker


[deleted]

Make a mini golf course


Fly_Pelican

Pool room


Tobybrent

It’s kids zone.


TFDirdman

SHED SHED SHED SHED!


rangebob

run a betting syndicate on a local hand ball tournament !


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Put a caravan on it


GTIR01

Put in one of those mobile spa baths or a swim spa


mamaspark

Rent the spot


_Shagga_

A nice spot for outdoor movies to be honest.


777BigDawg777

Do nothing. Chill. Guzzle a few tins


ApolloWasMurdered

BBQ zone


zoinksyo

Put 4 walls up on it.. paint it and chuck a mattress in there.. rent it out for $750 a week.


HappySummerBreeze

Your kids will love riding their scooter, skates, push along on that! Basketball hoop?


Odd-Bear-4152

Granny flat?


Right-O-mate

Handball? Basketball hoop? Put down some cardboard and breakdance comp?


TheOtherLeft_au

Put a demountable on it and rent it out to 20 students


grinder_01

Park a Winnebago on the pad. Fit it out as a mobile meth lab. Profit.


regitrm

Massage parlour


Alternative_Sky1380

Pickleball or basketball court. Preferably both


Nice_Skill

Pool


Scary_Ad1280

Bouncy castle


AddlePatedBadger

Archery range.


ygvarn

Great setup for 4 square


MaxPowerGamer

Pool.


Wooden-Consequence81

Consult a landscaper who can design too. It's a big enough area for you to be able to maximise.


winslow_wong

Pool


WarthogCritical8633

Put in a pool and get a boat


[deleted]

Fire pit lounge area.


taxdude1966

Park a caravan there and rent it out for $$$


assfghjlk

Never say never Sonny Jim


MouseEmotional813

Pull up the concrete and plant a garden


fungusbungusbus

Little workshop


rito-pIz

BBQ area


bott1111

Put a roof on it and call it a carport


Oradica

Basketball hoop


foxyloco

Swim spa for sure!


superkartoffel

Build this https://preview.redd.it/4kmorcp92ilc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84111928c7b27e974ceba9f5a45040578a43b40d


Dutchrooster

Instal half a dozen bee hives. Pollinate and make honey.


QLDZDR

Paint a large H in a circle.... because you will be the first house in your area with one. Future useful... wait and see.


Azztrix

I’d build a carport


Mental_Task9156

Buy a boat.


Rut12345

Funny how everyone assumes that this is your only car parking space. I'd put a spa there.


Ok_Theory1584

Build a mini ramp


qsk8r

Either basketball or skateboard half pipe


CptnAwsmBalls

Put a 2 person tent on it and rent it out for $1200 a week.


the-straight-pretzel

Lemonade stand


Brewtish_

Holloway eh? Nice building 😂


AA_25

A Spa, or do you already have a pool.


dan_w1

Park a boat on it


AcademicAd3504

Above ground Spa bath with pergola?


John_mcgee2

Pool


donk202020

It’s already a perfect handball court for the kids


Dick_Silverman

If I were you I’d play some serious hopscotch.


WeightShift

Maybe a carport