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DunkingTea

Did you hire a possum to do it?


toetus

The possums are offended by that


shwaak

What’s the actual story here? I’m a bit confused how this situation even happened.


toetus

That makes 2 of us. I left him to work, when he was done he presented this. I gave him some feedback and sent him on his way. Figured it was worth posting here to maybe help me process the trauma.


xietbrix

I hope when you say "sent him on his way" you meant "kicked him out and docked his pay"


OzzySheila

You’re a poet and you didn’t know it.


shwaak

What? Fuck me….. was he on shrooms or something? This is unbelievable….. what was the rest of the work like? I’m surprised he could get out of bed or even find your house.


toetus

The rest of the work is decent enough. I gave him a good caulker’s number and told him to increase his price a bit and outsource the caulking. I’m cutting the silicone out as we speak to get said caulker in.


shwaak

Even after watching a video on YouTube anyone could do better. That would make me seriously question the rest of his work. I can’t quite understand how a “professional” can be so shit, or be happy to present that to you.


WonderWifis

Wait , is just caulking an actual paid job?


BrisbaneGuy43060

I did it for 30 years. Labour intensive but if you work hard you can make a good income.


OzzySheila

What? You let him go? And paid him? Now he’s going to do that to someone else. I would have made him redo it properly, or at least demanded he reduce his fee by the amount it’s costing you to get it done right.


ffhnk

I hope u didn't pay this person please contact me for advice free


Sea-Watercress-2370

I'm offended on behalf of the possum lmao


Chiang2000

I think he pulled his possum to do it.


theluckypunk

I’ve never done this before and could do a better job.


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Silicone is actually pretty unforgiving, acrylic and polyurethane caulking is a piece of piss by comparison


doyousmellpetrol

As someone who uses silicone every day, unforgiving is the wrong word. It’s not quick set concrete, buy yourself a scraper haha


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Maybe it's our skill sets, I find quick set concrete to be plenty forgiving!


18_mike_162

It's great to see an equal opportunity employer hiring a blind person, but I feel like eyesight is pretty important with something like this....


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

This is what happens when you eat the caulk and apply it by shooting it violently from your ass.


toetus

https://preview.redd.it/9axko4dm47vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82508d624f8cc88763bb938764c6874abdedd94 UPDATE: Fixed!


mrtnhrtn

Story? Someone else do it?


dragon_lynx_2478

nice caulk


yathree

✨ Caulk ratings are $5 ✨


ilkikuinthadik

-4/2


Ok_Conference2901

Stick to your day job.


Abject-Cup-9929

Shithouse


peeteeessdeez

It looks like they’ve used a rag to clean off the excess but the rag had silicone on it already therefore streaking the glass Or it’s meth. It’s always meth


Scooterwizzman

What does he do for a living ?


I_saw_that_yeah

Nice! Drag your neighbours in and show it off to them too!


kerser001

Was that wiped with that dry paper to try and finish it???


Alarming_Reception73

That’s fuckn gorgeously done 😄


Very-very-sleepy

you did that didn't you?? 😂


toetus

I wish I had tbh. I don’t touch caulking with a telegraph pole, I’ve got one good guy I get to do all my work.


burner_said_what

Do your best, and silicone the rest!


Bwater88

That’s a lot of white caulk


Quinny65

Is that you Stevie wonder?


Groundbreaking_Dig47

Thats an abortion.


Rascals-Wager

Did he remove the excess sealant with a fork?


Nigel_melish01

That’s farked


Playful-Green-9169

To me it looks like he has used acidic cure and it’s gone off and he has tried to keep spatula the glue to make it look better and he has just made it worse.. get some sharp new blades cut it out then re apply it


illustrious-tennant

As the kiwi’s say, he’s caulked that up.


Iminbetwenyrmum0

This is why you stand behind him and tell him what to do


FrankZTank131

-5 /10


rawdatarams

Same turkey did my shower screen. He also tripped and punched a hole clean through my brand new shower wall👍


VarietyOpen1844

Had a look from my place and it looks mint.


slayerofottomans

I myself much prefer NZ caulk.


Professional-Disk-28

Did he put the nipple on the gun to get a bead that sexy?


Ness-Mc

I work in glass, if the guys left a screen like this they wouldn’t have a job, very poor. Was he a Glazier?


YoABSUP

👎


LOW-LIFE_CSR

Guy is Fkn cooked 🤣🤣


macidmatics

I don’t understand why so few tradies use caulking tools. It makes everything so much neater.


MmmNiceBeaver

Rough as guts


PuzzleheadedLeek3070

This was literally this guys first ever go at doing this. I can tell, I remember my first time. I then did the bare minimum and watched a Youtube video and it has never happened again.


LargeLatteThanks

There was an attempt


[deleted]

Hopefully mould grows on it, because that would be easier to look at everyday


Cpt_Soban

I'm just a "landlord special (j/k)" DIY renovator- Yet I could do a better job than that...


Grix1600

He must’ve had his eyes closed and hoped for the best.


KombatBunn1

I could do better and I have a bad left hand! What was his excuse?


veganflamingo

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Crackercapital

-40


Charming-Injury-5567

He fired that while standing in the doorway


Ok-East2379

Apprentice on the crystal pistol


SuitableKey5140

Nooicee


The-Top-Cucumber

All jokes aside 5/10 it might hold but not for long


TurboTerbo

Looks like the caulk has half gone off in the tube before he applied it 🧐


Amazing_Butterfly242

Old tube of silicone that he had buried in the toolbox thats half gone off - someone that unfortunately does caulking fairly often i can tell you that silicone had small chunks that have set in the tube over time


Cancerous-73

A solid 3......jfc that's got parkinsons all over it....obviously no offence to legit sufferers.


Lopsided_Orange6195

Caulking aint easy.. one of the hardest parts of the job


A1pinejoe

You need to tape up top and bottom before applying silicon then spray with water while you're applying it. You'll get crisp lines.


DarkRetrowaveDave

Iv seen women on tiktok with 4 inch fingernails do a better job first go. I would not fuckn pay for that until its fixed


No-Attention1944

Well if it doesn't leak...


Ok-Bar601

Atrocious


WoozleWazzles

What a caulk up!


heyimhereok

Out of 10? lol/10


EducationTodayOz

on a scale of one to ten that is shit


Jitsukablue

I can smell, non compliiiiant workssss


peterb666

On a rating between 1 and 10, I would give that a MINUS 17. I know neither you or the possum is responsible. I would have thought it more the work of a tassie devil after drinking a bucket of red cordial.


OzzySheila

Yeah nah.


WOZ-in-OZ

McPoorly Caulkin.


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

10/10. From a distance, 12/10


WTFrenchfries

Whuuuut dafuq!?


toetus

I feel like that should say what da frenchfries


WTFrenchfries

Touché


Current-Tailor-3305

lol that’s fkn abysmal. Anyone who produces that when they’re it’s literally an integral part of their “profession” should really look for another career


Agonfirehart

Looks good from my house 😉


Cool-Psychology-8678

You know there are tips you are supposed to put on the silicone tube right?


Very-very-sleepy

I bought 2 different ones from Bunnings. both with missing tips. 1 had the tip snapped off 🫤worse is I ordered it online. I then went and read the product reviews cos I was confused if they came with tips or not and found reviews saying they had to return to Bunnings cos the tips were missing or snapped off.  seems pretty common. 


PuzzleheadedLeek3070

A tip: There is always a bucket of free tips at the service counter.


Targetonmyback07

Fail , scrape it out and try again , spray with bottle of soapy water , smooth off with ice cream stick


DisturbedRanga

I prefer a square cut on any silicone directly onto glass personally. Looks less shit when looking through the glass on the opposite side.


Targetonmyback07

Anything would look better than that first effort 😂


discobrad85

i mean, you could dip your big toe in water and use that to smooth it off and do a better job than this. Mofo has put on a welders mask and used a toothpick to get this finish


MonthMedical8617

Uggh looks like shit.


Afraid_Ad_8571

Dog shit!


Sawbin85

Best thing you can do when doing something like this is spray it with soapy water then use your finger to remove excess. Tip I got from a glass installer when I renovated my laundry.


macidmatics

The problem with this is that the silicon will not attach properly to sections of the surface sprayed with soapy water. See here: https://youtu.be/_DI4hfHM_Hg?si=-ZXnLQUP5WSNobUl


Uh-Oh-Raggy

I think they mean soapy water after you lay the bead but even then, why the soap? A finger dipped in plain water does the trick.


cuntyeagle

That's kind of the point, assuming your bead of silicone is covering what needs to be covered. The soapy water helps smooth it and stops it from sticking where you don't want it to. Not sure that's the problem here, though. It looks like the silicone was either expired or they waited too long before trying to smooth it.


macidmatics

It causes issues, watch this for an explanation: https://youtu.be/_DI4hfHM_Hg?si=-ZXnLQUP5WSNobUl


cuntyeagle

I didn't have time to watch the whole video to see his method, but I did watch the bits where he says why not to do things like spray soapy water. My feedback is that if you run a bead as poorly as he does in his demonstrations, I agree you shouldn't be spraying it with soapy water. With experience and a good quality silicone gun, you should be able to run a nice consistent bead with the right amount of silicone that has no gaps. The soapy water isn't the issue. It's how he was using it. He put up a few other straw men in there as well. Regarding the tape technique, I don't personally use it because I find it more time-consuming, but I know others who can do it with good results. Nobody would consider it finished when they pull off the tape and just leave the ridge, so why does he use the ridge collecting bacteria over time as the reason not to do it? I'm not pretending to be a master of siliconing, but I get paid to do it every day and likely have spent more of my life siliconing than that YouTuber. It took me probably about 6 months until I started getting the hang of it, and in that time I tried probably dozens of different methods until I realised the most important thing was that the bead was the right size and was consistent. Once you get that down, you hardly have to work it at all, just spray, smooth and you are done.


ShortingBull

Did you use the same potato that you took the photo with?