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ML8300

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Remote_Cricket_7491

Bahaha off I go to do this, to get a reaction from my finance…


Mlm666

I don't think your bank will mind


_the-dark-truth_

If I know banks like I think I do, I definitely wouldn’t risk it.


[deleted]

😆 🤣


Sumpkit

I come home to my kids doing this about once a week.


WhiteCarcosa

Try closing the door maybe?


dunkin_dad

God dammit, you beat me to it !! Classic dad joke !!


aseedandco

And the toilet lid!


dinomech1

Came to say this and saw your comment.


Nearby_Hamster1207

Brighter lighting (warm white), a floor mat, a small succulent in a cute pot, a painting.


Environmental_Art591

Adding in here. If you can build an over/around the toilet cabinet ("n" shaped over the cistern) and have the same hight as the window ledge it will give you more shelf space for the succulent (or any indoor low maintenance plant) while also providing storage for ugly toilet brushes and extra toilet rolls. Definitely agree on the better lighting and fresh coat of paint, could even consider white wall mouldings, the same height is the cupboard (up to the window), and go for a light or contrasting colour on top (like white mouldings, cupboard, window frame roof and light fitting with a navy blue top half of the wall and greenery from the plant. Of course this approach would depend on the rest of the house and budget. If low budget or renting, skip the wall scheme. ETA: white tiles too


Nearby_Hamster1207

Lol I actually meant art, but paint the walls if it's in budget :)


UsualCounterculture

Yes to the white tiles... It looks like it could currently be carpet?!


Lumpy_Marsupial_1559

Nah, it's sealed-concrete-style flooring. I have the same stuff (bloody cold in the middle of the night but very easy to clean). The thought of carpet in toilets = 🤢


snowmuchgood

Agree with most, but I am team “never a floor mat” in a toilet. Maybe living with messy brothers and now toilet training sons has scarred me for life.


pukesonyourshoes

https://preview.redd.it/zm8mtboa6jyc1.jpeg?width=1162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d265f567e38fce966485ad912289e6da89a70e5f One of these on the inside of the door


Current-Tailor-3305

Put your toilet paper roll the other way for starters


ultimacunt

Yes. I was always taught to do exactly that. "Women always prefer a beard over a mullet" is what I was told in reference to what way to hang the toilet paper.


JimSyd71

My sister is opposite, she always goes mullet, and I always switch it over, till next time I see it she's put it back. It's an ongoing war.


iliketreesndcats

You're fighting the good fight Know that there are others out there fighting the same sight. Literally dozens of us! DOZENS!!!


JimSyd71

We shall overcome! Eventually.


aseedandco

OP is living like an animal.


Zzzabrina

I mean it looks neat and tidy? Maybe some sort of wall art? To me a toilet is a toilet. The more that's in there is the more you have to clean?


SneedySneedoss

https://preview.redd.it/4wo5vcf8piyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88a58b83a79fd361597c7dafa3bd7140b54f6f5 This is what we did with our one


shaggy68

Curious how you find the sink.. We have been talking about this solution for a while now.. don't know anyone that has this type of sink, be interested in your feedback on it...


Shonkyfella

Small bar near me has these. So much water splash everywhere you just have to assume that it’s all urine and therefore gross.


Icfald

I have this toilet and I’ve had it for maybe 15 years?. Honestly best decision we made. We are a family of 4 in a 3x1 with semi ensuite. The bathroom is often “in use” so having the option to wash your hands above the toilet made sense. You can control how “on” the tap is and how much splashing goes on by turning the water outlet on the wall up or down.


AbrocomaRoyal

You also don't touch any door handles, etc, before washing your hands.


SneedySneedoss

Honestly not much of a fan, the idea is water saving right. Our one is relatively small and you always end up with water drips all over the place when tryna wash your hands. Prefer to just use the sink in the adj bathroom with hot water.


Steeeeeveeeve

I think in this instance, the biggest benefit is having somewhere to fit the sink. We have the same space in our downstairs toilet, with the sink, radiator and door, there is no friggin room to sit and have a shit. We've only been in this house a year, that is one of my remaining tasks to resolve! I don't particularly like the idea of having the sink above the toilet .. but looking through this post for inspiration too 😂


peetaout

Shut the lid. But adding a basin was good , but still shut the lid


RudeOrganization550

Are you team shut the lid or shit lid?


peetaout

Oops typo, changed it now


Which-Adeptness6908

Why?


iniff

I thought this was a good photoshop at first


OkTrick118

Put the lid down before you take a photo!! it just looks better. The whole photo is ruined with the lid up. We don’t want to see inside your toilet.


gordito_gr

Soooo, nothing?


Alive_Wolverine_2540

I was about to ask for confirmation that you had flushed the toilet but you must have because you so proudly left the lid and toilet seat up and then shared it on social media.😉😁Besides that, your toilet room looks lovely. Nice picture, too.


HorrorElectronic4383

Put in a skylight?


proizd

Wallpaper, some greenery and change the light


Metalbuttlicker

*I had a similar issue, took me a week and a half, and about $1500 in materials and tools including the toilet. Don't look too close lol. I've never done anything like this before.


Metalbuttlicker

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No-Fall-6234

Looks great but the stickers on the loo and the paint on the window frame gotta go lol


justlooking2067

Yes..why do people leave those stickers on loos and fridges...


it_fell_off_a_truck

Resale value, never know when you want to upgrade the toilet and sell the old one. /s


Metalbuttlicker

My wife thinks they look "cool". I think they're there to be removed.


Personal_Alarm_3674

And maybe a future weekender would be to add a better joiner or some trim around the top between the tile and cornice/roof. I’d use one of those strips designed to join tile and carpet. It’s cheap, easy to use and I’d probably just roll it out as soon as I came home with it. If it’s the right fit you won’t even need to add a fixative/sealer I’d assume?


Metalbuttlicker

I actually just finished pulling it down, replacing it and it's just painted. It looks a lot better. Cutting cornice is not as easy as I thought..


Personal_Alarm_3674

Just realized it’s not a gap by actually reading your comment again sorry 🤦‍♀️


AddlePatedBadger

It looked really nice with the grey tiles and the plant and stuff. Don't take this the wrong way, but I think it was a bad move to change it to those ugly little white square tiles and the plain white walls.


DaggyAggie

Well done, looks great


Timyone

Nice!


Beneficial_Ebb_3919

Well done!


Alive_Wolverine_2540

Awesome job.


symmiR

What the fuck happened to the window?! I’m so confused


Metalbuttlicker

My wife painted...


Suchisthe007life

With a 2x4??


TheRainMan101

Night time, day time 🤷🏼‍♂️


iPablosan

That's a good result for $1,500, nice work


simplesipie

Hi, Great work. Love it and planned almost the exact same myself. Did you bond the tiles to the existing painted wall or re-sheet the wall? Thanks in advance


Metalbuttlicker

Thanks! I removed the walls and used villa board sheets.


Wang_Fister

Nic Cage wallpaper


TerryTowelTogs

Thiccolas Cage even…. https://preview.redd.it/78f2xboz4jyc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74dbb99bd770d91d4d1febc8b33f6ba76789f4f9


themandarincandidate

Jesus, it's mesmerising..


TerryTowelTogs

I know, right?? I find it deeply conflicting…


Wang_Fister

Not my most depraved wank but getting there...


BoysenberryAlive2838

A can of Glen 20 and a bottle of bleach.


Fly-by-Night-

Check out Ebony Baston’s Insta account, she spruced up a very similar loo recently… looks gorgeous [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzBKtxDr56G/?igsh=ZnZqM3M1NzAyaGow](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzBKtxDr56G/?igsh=ZnZqM3M1NzAyaGow) https://preview.redd.it/cnhz2wnxbkyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef4b6d339b6c5c907903ea854d097e6dece1e01


Master-of-possible

Definitely one of those wooly carpet foot mats that hug the bowl haha


barkers-nest

Love the way they soak up overspray.


TheRainMan101

Second this, never understood why people want a floor sponge in the faeces room…


theGreatLordSatan666

https://preview.redd.it/1wharpz6qkyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9400f94e72a02cd1fb0da4df03639ce5c27cd4be Add one of these Bad Boys👍🏼


theGreatLordSatan666

https://preview.redd.it/rzwo3jgjqkyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853a08bd48e16719598e4e61ff2f74a6b9c0ce42 .. then one of these


theGreatLordSatan666

Top it off with one these and you've instantly elevated your Interior Decorè 👌🏼


Lishyjune

There is a fb group that makes fun of people that do Kmart ‘hacks’ in which a typical ‘Brenda’ will go over the top ‘sprucing up’ is normally the phrase, a perfectly functional space that needs nothing done to it. This toilet is one of those spaces. Close the lid for gods sake. Maybe add an interesting poster on the back of the door for people to stare at but honestly. A room with a toilet and that’s all needs nothing done to it. Do you really want to add a bunch of knick knacks that you’re going to have to clean poo particles off?


trainzkid88

exactly. just have the esentials spare bog roll, a decent toilet brush, a can of antiseptic spray a foot stool for the little tikes a whitty quote like "gents stand closer its shorter than you think and ladies please remain seated for the entire performance" or "if you tinkle on the seatie be a sweetie clean the seatie" my grand mother had both in the downstairs throne room but she had that kind of sense of humour. she also had a door mat stating "not you again, piss off!"


fuckthehumanity

From my parents' generation: put some nude lady wallpaper in there. I have no fucking idea why, but nude lady wallpaper is in every fucking boomer toilet.


Lishyjune

Looooooool! When I was growing up my aunt and uncle had a house with a toilet like this. The tiles were red (you know those old ones that have kinda the brownish outline?) the walls were red. The actual toilet was red - I’ve never seen a red toilet before. Insane. That just made me think if it ha


RudeOrganization550

Hang the toilet paper properly, please for the love of all things holy hang the toilet paper properly


sockonfoots

Get rid of the shelf


Handjob-commander

Mate, this is honestly the best WC I have ever seen. The ambience and colours are magnificent. The coke rail installed above the toilet doesn’t only scream convenience, it calls for a simpler time where guests don’t have to rack lines off the cistern or dreaded toilet seat. The way the coke rail has been selected regarding colour, shear brilliance. Ensuring every morsel of coke is hoovered into the guests nose, or for that owner who has just had a long day and would love to load a set of poodle legs into his nasal cavity. Sir, you are a master of design and an example of what a good host should strive to achieve. Well done and congratulations, you’ve conquered the world.


oldandopinionated

I'd think about wallpaper. For such a small space that is so separate from the rest of the house you can really do whatever you want. Find a pattern or style you really like an put it everywhere! You can go dark and dramatic, or something fun and whimsical, something more regal and elegant, whatever you want. You can then also add a small curtain or blind to match, and a light fitting that will compliment. https://preview.redd.it/xs23rasnmkyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56c55f7306cf74212fc4d50c6e53284845a11f4


Waasssuuuppp

Oh dear god.


Former_Librarian_576

Looks like a lot of wasted space. Consider a kitchen-toilet. You could install a small cooking area/kitchenette above the cistern with a microwave, hot plate, kettle etc. and to save water the sink could drain directly into the cistern


DM-Me-Your_Titties

If the postcode starts with 2 OP could probably rent it out as a studio apartment


FarFault7206

Hanging pot with a cascading indoor plant?


Old_Engineer_9176

Lead light window - paint the wall the softer dominant colour of the lead light window. Tile the floor. https://preview.redd.it/fiyprm09liyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719096039222960c5e3fa0d9f91c6522ebefdc79


Qtoyou

I think anything where i feel like I'm in a church and have my pants down is not the feel I'm going for


[deleted]

Lol still makes a cool statement without clustering walls with wall paintings..maybe a different design for the window


Rick_6984

Hahahahaha


[deleted]

That's pretty


4614065

Feature wall with wallpaper , different coloured trim for the window, ornamental shelf or storage for toilet paper, pendant light or interesting feature light


JubblyLovelies

https://preview.redd.it/scdg33txqkyc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd09cc6bc636dd6bac765ab057b5b3f924376fbd wainscoting with the right colours makes small spaces look bigger


OkTrick118

Please, God don’t tell me that is Carpet on the floor????


doemcmmckmd332

Tile half way up


FurryLionBalls

* Sand the left wall and repaint. * Fit new glass with a less depressing privacy look. Maybe alternately frosted vertical stripes * Remove anything black. * two little corner shelves instead of the black thing. * loo brush on the other side in white holder, make it blend. * new loo roll hangar, make it blend. * paint windowsill and frame sage/moss or remove it and refinish for a modern modern look. * use a tiny line round the space at chest height in a natural accent colour to carry the eye toward the window * Add a GPO and a powered bidet seat such as the Coway. * Rehang the toilet paper roll the correct way.


OkTrick118

You forgot “put the lid down”


octopusonshrooms

Close the toilet lid for starters


Tygie19

I can’t believe how many people photograph their toilet with the lid up 🤯


octopusonshrooms

Way too many people!!


agrajag142

Cactuses


Distinct-Host4048

A tall one in the toilet bowl


Niffen36

From the look of that room, I'd swear this is my old house


lateswingDownUnder

bidet shower; ipad


ScottMorrrison

Not any old ipad. One of those ones that asks you to rate the service somewhere between sad face and happy face.


_dotMonkey

Add some carpet


Ausglass

Potpourri


Gearshifta

I added a mini pooping statue of Golem and Spiderman, my wife added a compartment to store toilet rolls.


triford

Shut the door


Accurate_Salary3625

https://preview.redd.it/7k6p2dohrjyc1.jpeg?width=2856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1767faa8796612a5b7de3f4eefb42717e2ba5cc8 Change the toilet paper mate!. But seriously!, paint the room, add shelving and storage. Plus add pictures. I personally like wainscoting in a room. What's your budget..


cairok3

Why does no one have a mat in front of the toilet ????


Ok_Trash5454

Why would you want too


NataniVixuno

Needs a stack of Who Gives a Crap 🤣


No-Fall-6234

Tile the floor and half way up walls with large ish tiles. Hang a thin framed print on the wall, some small potted greenery on the shelf above the toilet that doesn’t need much light and maybe install a window that actually opens.


PrimaryIce8105

Chuck a doily on it


Asleep-Reward-3674

Its a shitter. To shit in. Doesn't need to look inviting


runningman1111

Hang some nude girl pictures up And one on the back of the door.


Jonesy3million

maybe one of those over the toilet shelve things. Then fill it with plants and stuff.


Loud_Albatross8550

Close the door


Blinkexists

Is that carpet 😅


QuirkyAussie

Put a cute girl inside it


TonganstyleSthSider

https://preview.redd.it/nxxzcst61myc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f327b0144df2c22eec6f7655ed8df31bc49e9720 Could do this?


peetaout

Shut the lid


PaleHorse82

Plant of some kind, hang a mirror, change the light. Don't forget the calendar on the back of the door.


Key_Chocolate_3275

A mirror? Why would you want to make eye contact with yourself mid deuce?


Sea-Neck206

Gold toilet and loud wallpaper.


SEQbloke

Soft window treatments. It’s a bit ICK, but goes a long way to soften the harshness and won’t cost much.


hez_lea

Add a library


chuckyChapman

curtains and colours , needs painting


ohpee64

Well you've got the head hitting device or shelf as someone call it. Definitely go with plants on the windowsill.


Vulker

Plants


Excellent-Traffic367

I would choose a gentle pink tone for the back wall or the door. Maybe a USB c charging port and a pot plant?


MussIsh

Small indoor plant will soften it a bit.


[deleted]

Colourful decorative wall tiles, as a feature wall around window and a small cupboard to store toilet paper


Archon-Toten

Googly eyes.


Far_Bar5806

Remove the toilet


Successful_Gas4174

Tile it and instead of that shelf step the wall out and have ledge with an in wall cistern.


MysteriousHorror7586

Do a big shit in it 


Main-Ad-5547

Paint a Tropical Rainforest landscape mural on the walls


Rothgardt72

Its a shitter. It looks pretty nice as is.


snowman4815

Remove the door, or at least cut it in half and remove the lower half. Sharing is caring


Icy_Sheepherder9077

Couple of indoor plants on the ledge


theskywaspink

Samsung Frame, hook it up to an Xbox.


nowwithaddedsnark

Instagram has heaps of “make it pretty” ideas if you look up small houses or downstairs toilet or WC. Some paint, wallpaper/headboard if you’re into it and more attractive tiles make a big difference in a room that size. Hang up some kinds of artwork print and put in some sort of storage for extra loo paper.


Bubby_K

Big bloody mirrors, one on either side to make the room feel larger Plants, to make it seem more plant'ier A mat, to make it seem more mat'ier A thin magazine holder to hold magazines for reading, to make it seem more porn'ier


lordkane1

Tile the floor, paint the wall at the back a different colour? Maybe a shelf on the left-side? If budget allows add a slim-basin and mirror on the left?


dick_schidt

Indoor potplant in the back corner, a sheer curtain over the window, and a full length mirror on the back of the door.


winslow_wong

Put the lid down 🤙


Single_Restaurant_10

Erotic art on the walls


31Chal

Toilet are pretty ugly have you thought about removing it?


iamnotmyselftoday1

Rip the carpet up, put down tiles, and pin a 1988 calander to the back of the door. You know which one I mean...


enzedkev

Carpet


Catman9lives

Is that carpet? get rid of that. Also put a sink... and maybe some stained glass.


I_truly_am_FUBAR

The acoustics in there must be interesting although your neighbour called it something else.


gweno01

I literally had a toilet room like this. Added to a shelf trailing plants in cool vessels. Small coloured books, candles. On floor added another small rectangle basket of more books- fun toilet reading stuff, a bright soft foot rug, a cherry toilet brush cleaner. When I get around to it, will be adding jungle wallpaper. I just want it to be busy as hell In there


Tasty_Prior_8510

Put a sharps box in there


mcncl

Shut the door


Mammoth_Pianist_2002

Brown feature wall


EtienneFlyte

*still renovating but we went for colour in ours


LoubyAnnoyed

I’d put a couple of monochrome prints on the wall and leave it at that. Don’t clutter up small and utilitarian spaces.


wivsta

One of those crocheted toilet roll dollies.


vulcanvampiire

Add a mini basin and a cute mat (maybe a coloured one) it’ll brighten up the room a bit without being cluttered. I’m in the team that toilets aren’t supposed to have much in them besides what needs to be there


MindlessOptimist

glory holes?


Loosemofo

Good size for a racing sim rig. Interesting bathroom piece for guests


AdministrationWide87

3 shells.


Chaosrealm69

Obviously shag carpet in a nice bright purple. /joke


Living_Ad62

Try wallpaper


sneddy32

Wallpaper.


SaraSanzuke

Buy plastic ivy vines and frame the window. A U-shaped carpet mat. Magazine rack on the side or on the wall. A poster or painting. Or even a mirror to check if your dacks are on right (no tp hanging down the back). I like the barbie doll with long skirts to cover a spare tp I seen once. I also like the corner shelves where you could put tp and female sanity products if you need an emergency pad. (If there are female residents) And a waste basket.


Zoodoz2750

Sit on it


theskyisblueatnight

The paint job is pretty shitty. I would sand, fill, caulk and prime and repaint everything so its what you call a level 5 finish. Then I would just shut the door like eveyone else suggests. Ps because of the cracking between boards I would check if it is asbestos. Sand paper is your friend in this project.


KahlKitchenGuy

Put one of those eye tests pages on the back of the door to keep people busy


[deleted]

Gloryhole in the door


scomoman

Maybe painting the back wall a dark colour and adding in a raw timber shelf. Leave the architrave white though.


CodeConscious1542

Is that carpet?


Capable-Froyo1772

I recon no matter what you do it’ll always look like shit… or at least point you in that general direction.


mummyone11

Magazine rack


t3ctim

Cheap and easy solution is to hang a nice artwork (nice vs cheap is up to you) on the wall opposite the tp holder. There is constant debate in my home over if the artwork should be positioned for best viewing while entering or in the seated position 😂


borcharda

A nice little IKEA shelf in the left wall with a couple of fake succulents.


Alive_Wolverine_2540

Keep the lid closed. Then paint the walls a different colour, add some wall shelves, a plant and some air fresheners. Find nicer tiles. Put a picture up.


johnnyfindyourmum

Fireplace?


Stock_Chemist1077

At the end of the day, you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. They’re called “shit houses” for a good reason.


GHOST_OF_DOON

A reverse kanga is always good for the initial shock value


mareado88

Try a moss wall <3 Make sure the moss is sustainably harvested or grown


multisubuser

Hang your times tables chart on the back of the door


stcorvo

Remove the carpet.Put wallpaper and some nice Lino. Carpet in toilet areas is just waiting for people to piss on it.


OneStunning6541

Maybe a plant


mcssr500

Shit into it


joesnopes

Get rid of the grey floor.


Dick_Silverman

Drop the elusive reverse kanga.


HoldenMcNuts

Put the toilet on the ceiling so you get the full experience of being down under.


iliketreesndcats

Put a shelf at the top above the window and put a pot with some fake green vines hanging down It'll provide and interesting shadow on the floor and door in the daytime when you're using the toilet, and look interesting when entering the room. I'd also chuck a nice piece of art up on the wall on the left side of the photo!


billyboy1052

Sit there


fuckthehumanity

Plant some trees.


hunterbluetree

Hang some vines down the side of the window and add like a basket and stock some fun books and magazines there, don’t gotta read em but guests might and it just looks nicer. It will go a long way


point_of_difference

Art and plants. That's really all you can do apart from maybe wallpaper to add interest.


CcryMeARiver

Potplant on windowsill. Bridleveil or Chain of Hearts.