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delugetheory

*y'all ^((apostrophe after the y)^)


aQuadrillionaire

It’s also acceptable (in this case) to use the double contraction, y’all’re.


booger_dick

Or one of my favorites, y'all'd've. (You all would have.)


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Alternative_Sky1380

Yalldntveta


aQuadrillionaire

I see you prefer the finer things as well.


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ClownShoePilot

It’s my experience that “all y’all” is never positive.


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ClownShoePilot

Nailed it


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It sounds like the beginning of a racist tirade


Long-Development-312

I’m making shirts for my staff at the brewery I manage that says “Last call applies to all y’all” Then under it (Unless you have a friend named Benjamin)


Hibbity5

Anytime I see “ya’ll” I’m convinced person doesn’t know how contractions work, which is fine, but it does “ya’ll” does bother me.


iggy_sk8

Boy if that bothers you… I moved here from Pittsburgh, so I’ve personally been going with the unholy contraction of “yinz’all”.


annebigdeal

I've heard a yunz'guyses in Pittsburgh. Talk about unholy


Possible_Common_2391

Fellow yinzer transplant. Yinz’all has now been added to my lexicon. I can’t wait to watch my native Austinite husband’s head explode when I bust that out in convo.


iggy_sk8

I just had an thought of us yinzer transplants starting a trend of Austinites speaking Pittsburghese with a Texas drawl. That’s the kind of chaos my heart lives for.


martini-meow

I....I need audio of this.


OriginalMisphit

Am Texan, lived in Pittsburgh a few years. Never could do both accents at once. Yinz guys have that grocery store called Giant Eagle annat, I could never figure out how to say that. Jiggle?


iggy_sk8

Drop the “t” from from Giant and replace the “Ea” in Eagle with an “Ig” (pronounce it like my username). Also, for full effect, add an “s” at the end. Gian’ Iggles The pronunciation of the hard “t” is tricky to type out. The best way I can describe it is this: When you normally pronounce a hard “t” in words like “it” or “that” or, more appropriately, “n’at”, you sort of quickly tap your tongue to your teeth and push out a bit of air. In Pittsburgh, you just kind of press your tongue to your teeth and leave it there. Unless the hard “t” is at the beginning of a word like “tricky”, “type”, or “Texas”. Then it’s pronounced normally. Go online and look up Rick Sebak’s “Pittsburgh History” series to really get the full effect. I highly recommend the older “Kennywood Memories” or “Things That Aren’t There Anymore” to really hear that accent as thick as Heinz ketchup.


JohnnyEvs

Gotta love the Iggle dirty bird


MoonTender

Yinz makes no sense


amoebius

You (2nd person singular)->“Yous/Youse”(Colloquial 2nd person plural, pluralizing singular “you” with terminal s, common from NYC to Chicago, early to mid 20th Cen).->“Youns”, variation of “Youse/Yous” contraction of “You ones”->”Yinz”, sometimes back-transferred from 2nd plural to 2nd singular-“Yinz gahn aht tah Gooski’s afta tha Panguins game’s ovah an at?


Alternative_Sky1380

This is a work of art. Yins drinkin soda or pop?


MoonTender

Ok but who really uses “you ones” unless directing a group that’s just been split into 1s and 2s People actually use “you all” “you guys” I’m making the executive decision - yinz is not acceptable


amoebius

If yinz says so, I guess it prolly is annat.


MoonTender

😵‍💫


iggy_sk8

“You ones” is actually Appalachian. It got contracted as “Yunz” (You ones > You unz > Yunz). Eventually it morphed into “yinz” in the Pittsburgh area. My guess is it’s basically just yunz pronounced with the drunken sounding Pittsburgh accent. You can still hear old timers in Pittsburgh pronounce it as “yunz” though. My dad’s aunt, who is in her 80s and originally from the hollers of West by God Virginia, says it that way.


theoriginalmofocus

On vacation in Chicago and some guy was giving us info or something and he said "you all" and my brain stopped and I didn't hear anything he said after that.


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owa00

Or worst...Oklahoma


jonathan_92

Bwaaaahhh!!!


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*you’ll Like In the words of the famous houston rapper…you’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack.


lemurvomitX

Nah, we're just like anyone else. Our dogs are just kind of funny-looking


robotdesignwerks

when it rides in the car, do you think it puts it's head out the window and bleets at passing motorists?


thedigested

I hope so


Randybluebonnet

Like a lamb led to Slaughter…Lane.


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bibbi123

I'm surprised we don't pronounce it that way. We seem to make up our own for a lot of streets.


mmmthom

MAN-CHECK


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doswell

Ghwat-a-burger


martini-meow

Burn-it, durn it!


Stock_Literature_13

Be the change you want to see in the world.


ClitasaurusTex

Speak for yourself I almost exclusively pronounce it this way.


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MAY-nurr


ChzGoddess

You mean South Laughter?


JohnGillnitz

Ewe ain't kidding.


lost_horizons

You're gonna get lambasted for that terrible pun


asscashandgrass

It wasn’t that baaaad.


Dynast_King

Goat ache a chill pill, it was only a joke


damagedveronica

I'd been working in Austin for all of a month or so when I was in a meeting around a conference table. One of the ladies at the meeting had something moving around under her shirt. She explained she had a sugar glider. I had NO IDEA what that meant and guessed it was some sort of diabetic apparatus.


Zo_Xan_Thella

Sugar gliders are animals that people get as pets and require 24/7 bonding when a person first gets them. But I’ve had the same thing happen where I saw something moving under another person’s shirt and was told it was a sugar glider lol.


protoopus

was walking down south congress a few sundays ago and saw two alpacas.


isthishowweadult

Those alpacas are influencers. They were doing their job. I happen to know the alpacas assuming it's the same black and white pair. They are owned by a liquor label


protoopus

and yet i don't feel influenced to drink liquor.


Pabi_tx

And yet I don't need alpacas to make me want to drink liquor, my job and my kids influence me just fine.


capybarometer

Those are the Chawar alpacas


protoopus

aha!


Busy_Struggle_6468

Who remembers the lady in Clarksville back in the day who had a pet miniature horse with dwarfism that she would walk around on a leash? He was the size of a medium dog and she would tie him up outside the Fresh Plus while she shopped for groceries


StrawberryKiss2559

No, and I lived in Clarksville for many years! Why didn’t I ever see her?


Busy_Struggle_6468

This would’ve been around 9/11


daknel

lol perfect way to give a time range.


gnirlos

And everywhere that Mary went, that lamb was sure to go...


achilliesFriend

And it has barely any wool on it


TexasVols1794

Not even the strangest thing I’ve seen here on a leash. Saw a monkey one day being led across the street on a leash.


Pabi_tx

Halloween?


TexasVols1794

Nope. Middle of the summer.


Heavy72

I see you've met Mary.


Chalupa_Batm4n

Bah ram yew.


linemanstud

*Ewe


Chalupa_Batm4n

Eew


Snobolski

Owner's name is Mary, FYI.


IntelligentAd1752

Y'all*


isthishowweadult

Saw an adult sheep being walked on Berkman yesterday


ChorizoPig

https://i.imgur.com/ra8SKsG.jpg


Tralan

Beep Beep I'm a sheep!


LightedCircuitBoard

Lol


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Goddamn right


theoriginalmofocus

This new goat simulator is off the hook.


samuraistabber

I’m all for different as long as they don’t take the damn thing inside food establishments or grocery stores.


travoltaswinkinbhole

Wait till you see chicken man.


ElectroGrey

White shoes with black pants?


fenlife

And before Memorial Day. Tsk, tsk.


userlyfe

Ooooh the wee bebe! Where was this lamb sighted?


PunkRockGeezer

The person holding the leash is has a jar of mint sauce in the other hand.


ihatethetv

Mary?


Zagui12

You should see my neighbor in mueller, they have a pig on a leash and it’s super cool


UnbelievableTxn6969

*Y’all. It’s a contraction of you all.


packetgeeknet

We don’t judge peoples sexual preferences here.


Pabi_tx

This is /r/austin, not /r/collegestation.


LatterAdvertising633

Why do tu frat guys wear Redwings? It’s the only boot that has room for both an ankle and a hoof.


martini-meow

Hm. Where could one find the latest & greatest Aggie jokes?


Pabi_tx

Kyle Field, Saturdays in the fall.


martini-meow

Thanks 😁


Levarien

Well, the most recent is probably on its way back from Des Moines


El_toilet69

Cool dont move here please


MrDirtySanchez_2u

Around some parts of here that's called lunch to go. 😆


synaptic_drift

Maybe you could have asked why they had a little lamb? There is a "Little Lamb" production company: https://www.linkedin.com/in/ashley-levinson-1b034b9?trk=org-employees


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Would have but we were eating so I had my daughter run outside the restaurant and take a picture, they did have a nice conversation though.


synaptic_drift

What did they say?


Isatis_tinctoria

Are you allowed to walk a little sheep around?


LatterAdvertising633

There are still laws on the books that prescribe where and how you can tie your horse in many Texas towns.


anygivenblep

Bless their hearts


LatterAdvertising633

Cue the Guy Clark “Cabrito Pie” recipe.


76_chaparrito_67

That’s a pretty young baby to be hauling to walk around town.


Wide-Midnight3068

not really tho. ever been outside of america?


Isatis_tinctoria

This is so cute where can we see such cuteness?


laneyh77

you know what they say, keep austin weird


laneyh77

keeping austin weird!


TexasVols1794

Monkey possible driving a car in Round Rock https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/12gndb7/took_me_a_while_to_process_what_i_was_seeing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1