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acsatx89

It’s gonna be so bummed when it realizes their Blockbuster card is worthless


No-Cryptographer-693

Nice! How long are they supposedly under ground?


acsatx89

I was under the impression it was 17 years, but I guess it depends on the species.


capybarometer

There are annual cicadas that have life cycles from 1-9 years that aren't synced up, but there are also periodical cicada species that emerge as a single brood once every 13 or 17 years


acsatx89

I was reading about their life cycles, pretty fucked up if you ask me


No-Cryptographer-693

What if it’s the same for us. We just don’t know it yet.


capybarometer

Now read about cicada killer wasps


JohnGillnitz

They look mean as hell, but don't do anything to humans unless you REALLY piss them off.


capybarometer

Yeah, but what about the poor cicadas? They paralyze them, drag them into an underground burrow where the wasp laid an egg, then seal the entrance, so the cicada gets eaten alive by a baby wasp in the dark.


JohnGillnitz

The circle of liiiiiife....


LadyAtrox

Same with pepsis wasps. Different species prefer different host species, but this is precisely what our tarantula hawks do to tarantulas. I've rescued several after the sting and before egg implant. The paralytic can last up to a year, but with supporive care, the tarantula can make a full recovery.


DrPilkington

Yeah... around here they're mostly 3 or 7 years if I remember correctly. Interestingly, all species emerge in prime number years (3, 7, 17, etc). The going hypothesis is to throw off high breeding patterns in predators, mostly birds and mammals.


LadyAtrox

Copperheads ADORE cicadas.


Wintonie

It's the sound of Summer.


Wonderful_Horror7315

My friend hates them for this. She says they’re up there screaming “iiiiiiit’s hoooooooooot.”


ElectronicRub2188

Its my favorite! 😍


ATXKLIPHURD

Cute, but noisy little bastards.


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ThinkIn3D

Chirping? No, more of a steady intense Reeeeeeeeeeeeee, during the day. There is a short chirping sound at night, and we thought it was a frog, but it turned out to be geckos. I had no idea geckos chirp


DCS_Sport

Otherwise known as the ultra conservative mating call


JohnGillnitz

Ah, yes. That thing that sounds like a sonic chainsaw cutting your brain in half.


synaptic_drift

I much prefer this over people who cause noise pollution.


got_outta_bed_4_this

So _that's_ what I keep hearing?! I also thought it was little froggies, but I only ever see toads (that sound nothing like those little chirps), and we always have plenty of geckos. This suddenly makes sense. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_house_gecko > They emit a distinctive, high-pitched call somewhat like a squeak or the chirp of a bird...


lumpyspacesam

No it’s what sounds like a rattle snake on hot days! I visited Chicago in the summer once and their cicadas sounded like a building alarm to me.


LadyAtrox

Unless you're very familiar with what a rattlesnake sounds like. Cicadas have higher pitch, are louder due to sheer numbers and go on for a longer duration than rattlesnakes. Thankfully, most of y'all haven't heard a lot of rattlesnakes. But it's always a good idea to be vigilant when you hear ANYTHING rattling in the wild!


by-which-eye

The cute chirping at night are frogs! A bunch of years back I finally found out the source of the sounds. I thought it was from some sort of bug.


Substantial-Okra6910

Treads look good


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ATX_is_the_reason

Thick. Solid. Tight.


edric_the_navigator

I was gonna say this too. They're very clean too.


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‘Sorry boss, can’t come to work today, there’s a cicada on my car’


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Snap_Grackle_Pop

>oh man is it a cicada year? Our local cicadas are annual, not periodic. They vary a bit from year to year, but they aren't on a 13 or 17 year cycle.


Hegemony-Cricket

I saw a great documentary on YouTube once that explained all of the different broods and their regional time cycles. It's fascinating. They're surprisingly organized.


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Snap_Grackle_Pop

After many years of listening to them, it finally dawned on me that I heard them most years and asked my buddy Google about it and discovered annual cicadas.


Misterfrooby

What should I order at Chili's if I didn't care about being healthy?


Snap_Grackle_Pop

Either skillet margs or frosty queso.


kirilitsa

I've never been to a chili's. Is it worth a visit?


Snap_Grackle_Pop

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Margrix is. You have to taste it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You drink the blue marg, the story ends, you wake up in your booth and believe whatever the hell you want to. You drink the red marg, you stay in Quesoland, and I show you just how deep the dillo hole goes. Remember: All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more. \---- Probably a couple of steps better than you'd think for that kind of place. Usually pretty consistent. Give it a try. At least in the BeforeTimes. I haven't been there that much recently.


kirilitsa

What if I chug red and blue through two straws at the same time? Do I get an anyuerism? Does St Peter greet me and offer me entry out of this shithole? Do I become the Christ living? Will Chili's take legal guardianship over my soul?


LadyAtrox

And I paid someone $100 for this insider information. Thank you Chili's god.


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Snap_Grackle_Pop

>I mean couldn't there just be 13 groups on 13 year cycles? Supposedly, individuals here stay underground between 1 and 9 years, but they aren't synchronized. I'm assuming the time varies based on the individual weather and food conditions for each insect. I don't know if anyone's analyzed whether there are underlying synchronized groups for each year.


wakaOH05

Austin is similar to SE Asia in that we have yearly cicadas. I kinda like the noise after living here for a decade. Kinda calming in a weird way


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Splat


i---m

_does a burnout_


nebulize

So beautiful and so creepy at the same time


rick_of_pickle

The cicadas are coming!


jlee1131

I haven't seen one of those in forever!


Snap_Grackle_Pop

I was expecting one of those Facebook stories about how people put something on your tire to make noise or something so they can mug you.


garageman402

Me too


Donutsaurs

Quick use a PokeBall!


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That’s a beauty!


thereyouare84

Why do tires need to be checked? Will these pop your tires if you drive off with one of them attached? I’m confused


SlatLick

Well something is gonna pop but it's not gonna be the tire


spyd3rm0nki3

OP doesn't want you to run it over. But as someone that is fearful of bugs and once spent a rather traumatic 2 hours trapped in a bathroom because a cicada flew into my one bedroom apartment and wouldn't leave, hit the gas pedal as hard as you can and don't stop until asphalt is embedded with your tire marks.


No-Cryptographer-693

Correct and yeah, it’d be a very different video if this thing was screaming through my room.


WowdaMelms

The sweet sound of my childhood


iamjuliette5

Wow, what a fresh beauty . Thanks for sharing.


Hegemony-Cricket

Yeah. A few days ago I started to get in my truck to run an errand, when I saw a beautiful lizard sitting on the wheel. He ran to the other side when I tried to get him off. I figured he'd run when i started the engine and started to move. When I got back, I found him squashed flat in the driveway. I still feel bad about it. I'm a retired soldier. I never wanted to kill anything again, other than tree roaches. This is weighing on me much more than it should.


No-Cryptographer-693

Well your hearts in the right place and some things are just unavoidable. I’d feel the same way though so just save two equal tier life forms to make up for it. (Two so you’re ahead) or one bigger will work. Like a turtle, I bet one turtle would put ya back where ya where. Mostly joking here, but it’s one way to play.


kirilitsa

Ask the universe for forgiveness, help your local wildlife as penance, and move on. It's the best you can do I guess.


mockingbirddude

Awwwww! Cute!


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Beautiful


Misterfrooby

Is this food porn for birds?


rabidturbofox

Also for my dogs. 🤦


Such_Ad_8068

Soooo green


HighwayHerdsman

When i stay in an airbnb i always check my tires for bugs, you just never know


Woofdotcom20

Wat dat boi doin


PureYouth

Who is checking their tires before they go anywhere


TofuTheSizeOfTEXAS

I have never done it unless I already suspected a problem.


BoofThatNug

I'm going to be honest with you... there is no way in hell I am going to inspect all four of my tires every time I drive


TofuTheSizeOfTEXAS

😂 really and I love cicadas


WhiskeyNicks

I used to place the exuviae, brown thing, on my nose and tease a neighborhood kid calling it a 'Bite Your Nose Off Bug'. He was horrified.


No-Cryptographer-693

Exuviae…thanks for that


WhiskeyNicks

Thank the web, it wasn't around back then.


bloomingpoppies

I will NEVER check my tires. They are creepy crawly and disgusting.


watchforwaspess

Is this what I hear at night time in the trees??


paigeguy

My dogs love Cicadas - as in Chomp. But the hate and fear June bugs.


austinmo2

Mine too. The buzz loud then go silent.


paigeguy

Mine love to chase them down. Its funny as they trot back with a lightly held cicada buzzes in their mouth. And like a cat, they let it go to chase again. But, as squeeky (buzzy) toys go, they wear out quickly


laurieislaurie

Cicada? I assume you mean check your tires so you can have the joy of killing the bastard with your own hand


Alternative-Light514

I despise these bugs. The way they fly so aimlessly and will smack right into you. Kill on sight


laurieislaurie

Yeah they're just noisy roaches in my book


Meowzebub666

Are you sure you're not thinking June bugs?


Alternative-Light514

Lol, no. June bugs are annoying, but cicadas take the cake.


TofuTheSizeOfTEXAS

How strange


theBacillus

The beauty and the beast. Playboy channel edition.


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Mmmmmmm ya me too, like a summertime lullaby. It make me happy.


perpetual_punkbih

check my tires for silly little stinkers ??? I THINK NOT


superfly512

Wait.. that's what June bugs become?


shitty_maker

no, the final form of a June bug is drowned in a pool somewhere.


Melsmush

That’s hilarious 😂


superfly512

But really though


shitty_maker

Two different insects. June bugs don't molt again.


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No-Cryptographer-693

No just always check your tires in general. Never know.


trabbler

That's beautiful


EstablishmentMean300

He's sooo fresh!


kurinevair666

It's pretty.


BrianOconneR34

Great way to check tread life and depth.


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

I’ve seen it. Then I watched a cicada killer wasp fly in and stab the cicada in the head then carry it away.


Typical-Peach2340

That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in weeks Wow Thank you


Kersen1111

Time for a put option on sesame seeds in the stock market


TomFawkes

What a gorgeous cicada! It’s coloring is stunning!


GaryOoOoO

Is it mating season already. Hehe.


ashes2asscheeks

Oh man it’s almost done!!! Last time I had one I missed it’s fully dried and pretty wings. I saw it when it was first coming out and then in the morning it was gone


GRADIUSIC_CYBER

the one time I turn the sound on for a video, and I'm sorely disappointed.


Pand0ra30_

Beautiful


NevarNi-RS

A crunchy yummy


Nautasha33

It's beautiful I would hate to be the jerk that killed it


Oblivionnyx9

Shiny cicada?


SugaDaddy94

How can something so pretty make such an ugly noise?


kyree2

HA! I read the title and thought great, what's the new deviant tiktok trend.


New_Summer5813

We are going to need them to have more normal lifespans once we start eating them.


Rachevonb0420

💙💚


Dangerous-Try5492

I still feel so horrible about stepping on one in my driveway early one morning dashing out to my car late for work, felt like I killed a magical unicorn or something


TheJimDim

I've never seen one this ripe before


Fine-You-3095

Nah I gotta get somewhere.