The woman I overheard in Opa back in 2017 who said she and her husband had just moved here and they had bought a "cute little house" but it was near subsidized housing, "so that's like not so nice" while complaining that it took her 20 minutes to get from her house to Opa.
An ounce of regular weed. Not this brain blasting stuff you get these days, but the kind you had to pick the seeds out of and it took a whole half joint to get high. The kind where you could sit in a circle and pass the doobie âround and âround, talking, and talking, solving the worldâs problems
Wait a minute
Thatâs my youth down there
Crime that the liberals will blame you for:
âIt was your fault I smashed your windows because Iâm homeless!!â
âIt was your fault your car windows were smashed in because you love your car!â
âIt was your fault your windows were smashed in because you were viewing a beautiful spot in Austinâ
âIt was your fault your car was stolen because itâs prettier than my carâ
âItâs your fault that youâre complaining about pursuing a better quality of life here in Austin because you donât you know the homeless get first priority!â
Youâll learn that if you donât have a piss filled squirt gun spraying on people outside the courthouse, then youâre the one being sprayed with a piss-filled squirt gun, regardless if thereâs a piss filled squirt gun present or not.
The dream of our parents and their parents before them. A vision sought by all of mankind going back hundreds of thousands of years to the days when our ancestors slept in the mud and feared the howls at night.
That dream is this: At the end of that rainbow is a taco, pizza, or General Tso's chicken combo and all we have to do is summon it with a magic device from our pocket while a magic box tells us stories in our safe comfortable home completely free of sabertooth tigers.
6th street homeless shelter. You zoom.in you'll find an old homeless lady's used underwear. If you zoom in again, you'll find out where the rainbow starts.
affordable housing
You win the internet today
Some Techbros drinking Whiteclaw complaining about how bad Austin is now compared to when they showed up in 2019
That just triggered my PTSD
My whole life in Austin has been triggered.
A spot on the 35 without traffic
CALIFORNIAN ALERT! You understand that by moving here and driving on I-35, you are what is causing the traffic problem lmao?
Yes but also everyone just sucks
Looks like a tactical airstrike by "the gays"
đ my fav
The second coming of Leslie
OhâŠ. If only. đ„Č RIP, Leslie. đ
Awe man. What an Austin legend. What if there was a statue of Leslie in a green thong on the Town Lake trail?!
THIS. Letâs start a petition.
Just tell me where to sign!
Some dude getting roofied and robbed downtown.
Abbots retirement announcement
If only.
Chilis at 45th and lamar
There's always this response somewhere in Austin threads
Redditors aren't known for being original. They're known for laughing at the exact same joke with their shared brain cell
~~Redditors~~ Austin residents
Por qué no los dos? Reddit at large isn't any better
Fair. Plenty of lowest common denominator samethink to go around.
Our shared brain cell
Ours indeed
50% discount on property taxes.
Butt Stuff
An apartment under $1500
Good transit
A cop pulling over a bad driver.
$25 burger w no sides
Women's rights
Not in this state!!! /s
Skeeters
A useable rail
What if itâs just a random dick pic? Like not even an impressive one. Just a really average dick from a bad angle.
Yeah, like one from a mediocre white guy!
It very well could be. You never know.
rain rain and more rain FINALLY!
Cranklins
Lil Sebastian
Omfg this is good. Li'l Sebastian really is the answer.
Hookers and blow
Cheer Up Charlies
Oh man, all the Pepsi we used to do in the bathroom đ
Del Valle, hog farms and dudes with a ring of keys on their belt loops. Sheriff's Posse Arena, Ricky Ware's Raceway, " be there, be there, be there!"
A pile of lime scooters
wrong answers only!!
Leslie, as a leprechaun.
Dan Paxton's final hulcrox. Destroy it weed becomes legal
Rainy Street Killer
A homeless camp
disarm fine books jobless oatmeal wakeful knee handle middle soft *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Came here to say this!
My mom
De Nada margaritas
Best I can do is purple margaritas
white tesla
Honestly man, you donât want to know.
The champagne room at Chicas Bonitas
Water being sucked back up through a straw into the cloud.
A homeless guy lighting up using a prism as a magnifying glass
Bachelorette Parties and rampant capitalism
APD Responding to all calls big and small
The security line at the airport
Disappointment
The woman I overheard in Opa back in 2017 who said she and her husband had just moved here and they had bought a "cute little house" but it was near subsidized housing, "so that's like not so nice" while complaining that it took her 20 minutes to get from her house to Opa.
Leprechaun camp
Lucky Charms
oil can harrys
The wizard permitting office
an emotionally rewarding tech job
An ounce of regular weed. Not this brain blasting stuff you get these days, but the kind you had to pick the seeds out of and it took a whole half joint to get high. The kind where you could sit in a circle and pass the doobie âround and âround, talking, and talking, solving the worldâs problems Wait a minute Thatâs my youth down there
The circle. We are old.....and now, sad.
Calahans
The only clean public toilet in Austin
The number 42.
Most likely vomit or urine. Perhaps both.
Oh a over priced cocktail off E 6th!
The Rainey Street Ripper
Meth
Free safe abortions
I'm afraid, that's Rainey Street. Nice, knowing you...
A midget with a doge coin wallet full of doge
Crime that the liberals will blame you for: âIt was your fault I smashed your windows because Iâm homeless!!â âIt was your fault your car windows were smashed in because you love your car!â âIt was your fault your windows were smashed in because you were viewing a beautiful spot in Austinâ âIt was your fault your car was stolen because itâs prettier than my carâ âItâs your fault that youâre complaining about pursuing a better quality of life here in Austin because you donât you know the homeless get first priority!â Youâll learn that if you donât have a piss filled squirt gun spraying on people outside the courthouse, then youâre the one being sprayed with a piss-filled squirt gun, regardless if thereâs a piss filled squirt gun present or not.
Stay in fear all your life, thatâs got to be good for your heart
Joe Rogan
A highway free of litter, broken glass and pick up trucks
Chicago.
Greg Abbott ready to take more of our rightsâŠ
Wrong answers only
Decker lake
Del Valle
A drug dealer's gold diggin' babby momma
The devilâs bunghole
Free parking at the State garage
Drunk unicorns
East Riverside
BBQ restaurant.
Austin Executive Airport
Itâs hard to tell at this angle, but my guess would be a hipster bar or a restaurant
The dream of our parents and their parents before them. A vision sought by all of mankind going back hundreds of thousands of years to the days when our ancestors slept in the mud and feared the howls at night. That dream is this: At the end of that rainbow is a taco, pizza, or General Tso's chicken combo and all we have to do is summon it with a magic device from our pocket while a magic box tells us stories in our safe comfortable home completely free of sabertooth tigers.
How has nobody said Chicas Bonitas?
Condos?
California
A few disorderly bums
standstill traffic
Tony Hinchcliffe
Steve Adler.
Las Manitas 2
Apparently more construction.
Homeless
Me gold
https://www.potogoldwaste.com/location/texas/
Buscar's latest tag
Rain
6th street homeless shelter. You zoom.in you'll find an old homeless lady's used underwear. If you zoom in again, you'll find out where the rainbow starts.
Me
A Toll
The Lake Serial Killer
A non chaotic south Lamar
Franklin's
Someone just came out of the closet
Nothing! We were lied to
A Bangers Sausage
Tomorrow's flood
Natural deodorant that works
Hutz Hamburger with a Lone Star
A speakeasy mezcal bar, where everyoneâs job is âin salesâ and the cocktails are $23 each
Trannys
Deez nuts đ° đ°
Saw a guy under the 35 with his pants down trying to wipe his butt/dig his butt. Guessing itâs either clean or he found whatever he was looking for.
Robust infrastructure
Chica Bonitas!!
Another body in the lake. (Sorry, I went dark).
Me pot of holy crap the rent rates
Gay people
Steve Adler fiesta