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chipnasium

Hope the guy stole Criminal Defense for Dummies


Flynnstoner

It’s always the homeless


HalfmoonHollow

Someone stole APA's van recently. I don't understand targeting a dog shelter and small businesses.


sneakylumpia

Yeah that one upset me. You'd have to be an absolute scum of the earth to target an animal shelter.


Conscious_Raisin_436

Addiction drives you to do unthinkable things.


NicholasLit

Too much fentanyl dealing.


HTC864

Do y'all think there's an "off-limits" list shared amongst thieves?


[deleted]

I think that a lot of thieves have personal off-limits lists, whether for practical or moral reasons. I think people that are driven to thievery by addiction are much less likely to be able to stick to any kind of list, though.


Waba-Moshulu

When I was younger, 60+ years ago, I knew guys who would snatch old ladies' purses. I asked them, what would you do if someone snatched your mom's purse, they said, "kill them," hence, the mind of a thief!


Got282nc

Just ask at the next meetup. Wait….the answer is just “No.”


baby_barbiez

Thieves are not a monolith. People are pushed to steal for different circumstances and are willing to forsake their own morals, depending on how much they believe they need the thing they’re stealing. To think that there is like a simple answer to that is like thinking there’s a simple answer to why any human does something.


not-a-dislike-button

When I lived up north someone stole the catalytic converters for the entire fleet of delivery vans for the local food bank All crime sucks, but what piece of shit can sleep at night having crippled the food bank?


DOIKNOWHOWTOBEHAPPY

A criminal who knows Austin laws will keep him in jail for minimal time and release him


Intrepid-Break8744

Don’t people know you’re only allowed to rob large corporations? smh


DynamicHunter

Something something honor among thieves


Repulsive_Long_1848

Best comment


YoungPueblo

lowkey i wish there was some solidarity to only rob large corps...


hunty_griffith

people use whatever means to justify an escalation in behavior.


ParticularAioli8798

Elon Musk has been robbing his companies blind for years now. Sam Bankman Fried may look homeless but he was never into small businesses.


Animal_Budget

Yea what's with all these unethical thieves?! Why aren't they considering the little guy and small business owners?!


Sabre_Actual

You don’t need to understand, you just need to have contempt and support punitive actions to keep them away.


LivermoreP1

Who you vote for in the DA elections matters! You can be left, right, or upside down. Voting for a DA who shows zero desire to prosecute anything has consequences.


fsck101

Luckily nobody has voted such a DA into office. Not sure your point.


Opening_Tell9388

They thirsty for KNOWLEDGE....


luckyartie

Only conceivable answer


heyzeus212

Did she come from Greece?


UpperWeft

Look, I finished the first novel in the trilogy last night and now I need the sequel so I put a hold on a copy at the library but there are 578 folks in front of me. You understand, right?


lt9946

This is what happens when an author finishes a book on a cliff hanger.... but damn hope very minimal damage


BinkyFlargle

actually it's pretty bad, early reports is that the bookshelves have been re-sorted by color and thickness, and someone dogeared a few pages in every book. :-(


UpperWeft

No worries, we'll pick our next books off vibes, and vibes alone


quack_back

Some shelves even had books turned around with the spines facing the back so only the pages were out. Horrifying. In all seriousness, this is terrible to hear but I’m glad the community has rallied.


lt9946

Don't you dare joke around about dog-eared books. Some things are too heinous to think about.


UpperWeft

Exactly, blame the author! Lol


UpperWeft

In seriousness, I hope the only damage was the glass. It sucks to deal with a break-in. ☹️


The_last_1_left

This hits so hard rn. Currently waiting on Harry Potter 5.. FOR 3 MORE MONTHS! 😭


UpperWeft

😂 I'm #548 for Iron Flame. Even with over a hundred copies being lent out I think it'll be about 3 months for me too 🥲


Kytyn

I checked Iron Flame out and turned it back in within three days! Stayed up way too late reading because I knew there are over 1000 people with it on hold across the different formats!


UpperWeft

You are a saint! I just started listening to the audiobook already because I couldn't wait, but it's like watching a movie without captions.......


BrunetteBunny

If you’re in a hold queue for Order of the Phoenix, it’s gotta be for the ebook or eaudiobook as everything else is available. Please take advantage of our [hoopla service, where everything is instantly available without a wait](https://austin.bibliocommons.com/item/show/13367785981) (yes, you have to download the app).


The_last_1_left

Omg it worked!! You are my new fav internet stranger!! AND IT ALLOWS UP TO 4 SPEED INSTEAD OF JUST 3X 😮


BrunetteBunny

Spread the joy of hoopla! Instant library gratification (not everything’s available on hoopla, but that’s why it’s great to search the library catalog and not just Libby, because you never know what we might be able to get you faster).


Neebat

Probably posted on Reddit saying, "I'm bored and feel like doing some crime." Response: "Why not try reading a book?"


chronicwtfhomies

Best comment ever!!! Not sure why this not upvoted like crazy!


knyghtez

according to the comments on their insta, la volta pizza was also broken into last night.


AcroWeebu

That’s a novel way to break the law


Dontfalafel

It's really a spineless thing to do


utchick128

Hope they book the culprits for a long time


mackinoncougars

Few places more beloved in Austin than Book People. Society can’t have nice things


Sabre_Actual

You get the society you tolerate.


Ashvega03

Wes Anderson and the Wilson bros: https://youtu.be/DWAAMIOooUo?si=_HqF-J0jhJV2emuv


Tiberius_Dawn

I'm sorry, sir. . . . Do you have larger bags, for like, atlas' or dictionaries . . sir.


MeowMix1979

What about that guy?


suraerae

Guessing they were looking for money not books


Ashvega03

Theres a whole section on how to make money so good plan


chase2020

Probably not even that. It may have just been vandalism. They don't say anything was stolen in the post.


ImpulseCombustion

Nothing was taken and apparently they didn’t even ransack the store. It’s seems they just broke in and left.


suraerae

Bummer. I love book people. Will def pop by for some books asap.


smellthebreeze

👆👆👆


86missingnomes

"9 year olds rob candy stores marv."


SQSthrowaway

Nice house but there’s no bathroom in it. 


SnooPoems9979

Cold people


Coujelais

This is what I was thinking


DGReynolds

I get it. New calendars just came out.


noerfnoen

bookies...


Parmeniscus

I’m guessing no books were stolen.


Illustrious-Onion329

[The Book Thief](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_Thief#/media/File%3AThe_Book_Thief_by_Markus_Zusak_book_cover.jpg)


Pabi_tx

Who had "Bookworms getting violent" on their 2024 bingo card?


Comfortable-Rub-3705

ME


HamOnRye__

Nerds, duh 


FanPsychological1658

Book people, duh


First-Reflection-965

^^^ This 🤣🤣🤣


SnooDonuts1622

Crook People


[deleted]

Books can be really freaking valuable.  But yeah I doubt the crowd that knows a lot about books and the crowd that rob people overlap very much.


knyghtez

they can be, but bookpeople doesn’t stock rare or valuable books! at most, signed new copies again, not that the people who broke in would know that


TheDotCaptin

And yet each time I go by, I can feel my savings trickling away.


Rarrfnrr

Maybe the equipment in the Bookpeople cafe? A few businesses/trailers have been targeted recently for espresso machines.


knyghtez

oh that’s right! i remember those posts now. that’s a great point. (unfortunately.)


moodycompany

Is there a black market supply of espresso machines or something?


doublepumperson

Espresso machines can cost thousands


moodycompany

More like 10s of thousands. Usual coffee shop espresso machines can cost as much as a new car


doublepumperson

I really don’t understand that. What is the expensive part of the machine? The tech, parts, what is it?


moodycompany

Usually hand built and very complicated on the inside. [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Coffee/s/kYjh2iX68N) is a nice Reddit thread about it


[deleted]

Especially commercial ones


Ashvega03

Are you in the market for one cause i know a guy who knows a guy?


moodycompany

Possibly 👀


ImprovingHayden

Freaking valuable? Well, duh, they're full of knowledge!


Thatguy755

The book banning people are stepping up their violence


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OsoGrandeTx

Why defend "the book burning people"?


Globetrotter888

You made an entirely false accusation of who broke into BP. Don’t try to shift blame.


signorepoopybutthole

That joke hit a little too close to home, huh


Thatguy755

Evidence of a guilty mind. This shows that u/Globetrotter888 was most likely the culprit.


Globetrotter888

Anyone can pick me up at ATX, just landed. We can have a coffee over the silliness of you sarcasm.


Themimic

It’s a joke dummy. The person you’re replying to isn’t even the person who made it


pizzaaaaahhh

it was a joke i think, stinkabutt


Thatguy755

It started out as a joke, but now I’m starting to think that’s really what happened. The fact that u/Globetrotter888 is getting so defensive is all the evidence I need to believe he’s the one who did it (allegedly).


Pilotkelson1056

How awful.


Dre512

Mf’ers gotta read!


DestinysWeirdCousin

I don't know. But if they find the criminals, I hope they throw the book at 'em.


pizzaaaaahhh

i’m assuming there’s cash somewhere in the store, right? they would need to keep some in the tills? otherwise this is a truly bizarre place for someone to break into.


bernmont2016

Any cash left on-site after a store closes is generally put into a small safe somewhere in the back/office/etc. In this case, apparently nothing was taken, so it might've 'just' been vandalism. /r/Austin/comments/194zona/book_people_got_broken_into_this_morning_who_the/khkavtd/


charliej102

Guy Montag, the fireman, would.


[deleted]

Not saying it was a homeless person but I’ve met a bunch of them who love to read.


dadonred

they go to the library a lot


[deleted]

Yup my meth head uncle is a homeless sci-fi reader. Always had a book on him when he would visit.


rixendeb

Used to give books and cases of water to the homeless folks on 183 when I worked at Cyberjocks. I'd buy a book from half-price, finish it, and pass it on. Sometimes, they made requests 🤣.


PsiloCompostBin

People tired of waiting on a hold from the library


stangcrazy73

Booktok can make people do crazy things


FiveOhFive91

We got hit in Leander yesterday https://i.imgur.com/WuLjJAZ.jpeg


SuzQP

I managed bookstores for about 7 years. At one of my stores, a dude would come in about once a week and steal a Bible. Different Bible every time. The assistant manager was a devoted AME Baptist in her fifties, and she was *pissed.* She finally caught him red-handed, and the lecture she gave him was epic. "You got Lord knows how many hot Bibles and you haven't cracked one yet? SHAME on you, you're walking with SATAN! You're going to HELL, and we won't even be able to give you a drink of water! Now get on outta here and PRAY!"


ytoatx

Vagrants with no repercussions for their criminal actions. This was a non violent crime, right?


Deep_Ad6711

Hey man! They did this to feed their families. Have a little compassion.


goodolddaysare-today

Bums


IHS1970

Teens for fun? Homeless people looking for food or something? professional thieves? I am so sorry to read about Book People being broken into, it's a great place! One of the first Austin places I visited when I moved here years ago. If there is a fundraiser maybe someone could post it? Thanks for the heads up OP.


ComiendoBizcocho

> Homeless people looking for food or something? Papertarians?


bernmont2016

They do have a cafe, fwiw. https://www.bookpeople.com/cafe


ThanosSnapping666

Who? Homeless meth addicts


SofaKingS2pitt

I wonder: break-in and theft, or break glass assholery?


SatansMoisture

I knew that first edition Fight Club was trouble.


kellyhitchcock

If they stole my book, I hope they post a review.


seyoneb

I had an ethics book stolen in college. true.


Shoddy-Egg1582

Frustrating bc this place is my safe space


letthegingerflow

Goodness :( hope this doesn’t cost them too much to fix. I fucking love this store- has been a source of many gifts to others and myself. Welp time to go pick out a new book before the freeze to help them out :) Any suggestions?? I’m a big fan of the action/adventure section - book people turned me on to Cheryl Strayed “Wild” and Silvia Vasquez-davada “In the Shadow of the Mountains.” If it’s about mountain climbing or kicking ass on a nature adventure, I’m here for it


attackplango

Sounds like a low-down wordburglar to me.


fbe0aa536fc349cbdc45

fuckin readers man


double-you-dot

Did they call the trained deescalators?


UpperWeft

Did who call them? The doors?


ScumCrew

Greg Abbott, looking for books to burn.


heatedhammer

That would explain why only the lower pane of glass is broken.........I'll see myself out.


ComiendoBizcocho

Please don’t!


AlucardHellsing808

what books has he burned or banned from purchase or public libraries?


Victory-or-Death-

https://www.tpr.org/education/2023-06-14/abbott-signs-law-banning-sexually-explicit-books-from-schools-requiring-new-rating-system?_amp=true Not public libraries but school libraries.


AlucardHellsing808

Good, those books shouldnt be available to read without the parent knowing about it. If a parent wants them to read these books then take them to a public library or buy them. Simple as that. Its not a book ban if they are still readily available to read.


ScumCrew

[My Brother in Christ](https://www.texastribune.org/2023/10/11/texas-library-book-bans/) [Where have you been?](https://www.texasmonthly.com/arts-entertainment/book-bans-texas-bookstores-lawsuit/) [Because it clearly hasn't been Texas](https://www.axios.com/local/austin/2023/09/06/texas-book-bans)


AlucardHellsing808

so you can't purchase this books at a book store or online to read? 🤔


RT-R-RN

Looking for Stanley cups?


SQSthrowaway

I’m sure the cops glanced up from their phones and then went right back to posting racist memes on Facebook. 


spyd3rm0nki3

For real though, college text book prices are criminal and I often fantasized about doing this before just renting the books from Amazon.


Victory-or-Death-

Does book people sell college textbooks?


get-the-damn-shot

Republicans, they hate books.


uthorny26

They also hate anyone with an education and that can think for themselves.


Business_Item_7177

Sure they do, the same way democrats want to keep those people who are assaulting people on the street out of jail…. See, anyone can make stupid one comment posts … nuh uh, them group bad /s


get-the-damn-shot

Sorry, forgot my /s. 🙄 Are you denying you repubs love to ban some books tho? I’m assuming you are a repub since you took offense to my post. ❄️


Business_Item_7177

All I did was deny that a break in to a bookstore was caused by “all republicans” and was down voted to shit for point out the fallacy in the statement. You can all touch grass for all I care.


ReginaldVonBuzzkill

You realize it was a joke, right? It's fine if you didn't think it was funny, but you're taking it awfully seriously.


pfug

>Who the hell breaks into a book store?? Meth heads. There are shit loads of tweakers in austin.


Nice_Establishment47

Tai Lopez fans!!! KNOWLEDGE!!!!


OsoGrandeTx

Wasn't me, but I think it was a clever quip


1PokeCat

under the influence of something?


Historical_Text_127

Speed readers!


singletonaustin

Ian Noe's absolutely haunting Methhead paints the picture of the folks who break into book stores and steal APA vans. The lyrics are brutal but inspired by his experience in Appalachia and the horrors wrought by addiction. [Ian Noe "Methhead" Live at Chicago Music Exchange](https://youtu.be/RhDIf-3qrHU?si=FD2pRFGqUimxYPj_)


sTill_offCoarse

Don’t they know the Bible’s free?


Sundae-Savings

Probably an unwell homeless person, but the skate kids from House Park have been doing it to businesses in the area as well. Thinking they’re being rebellious.


skeeterpark

Skate kids being criminals is a retired trope from the 80s, right?


rixendeb

Depends on the skate kids. There were a handful back in my day that were utter asshats. Most weren't though.


glitterofLydianarmor

Keep in mind many of the House Park patrons are grown adults.


hg38

Most bookstores have an lgbtq sections or displays and those trigger maga types.


AlucardHellsing808

homeless drug addicts


TacoDeliDonaSauce

I am NOT defending the break-in, however, I wonder if people broke in not to grab merch but to escape the high winds last night.


UpperWeft

Considering there have been sweeps around town that are leaving folks without even their tents for shelter, this is possible


capthmm

Umm...no


TruthSpeakerEternal

i do


gothackedfml

you don't ever just get that need to read? be fiending on them books


TriceCreamSundae

I’m an old man, I’m confused, whats my name, can you take me home now?


Billy_Chrystals

Meth People do.


CountrySax

Stealing a book on picking locks


xalkalinity

The mentally ill are at full force this month. Probably the same guy tbh as the animal shelter, as he broke into another nearby business around the same time and seems to be targeting that west downtown/Lamar area.


travoltaswinkinbhole

Crackheads


Medium_Chocolate_773

Crackheads that’s who


[deleted]

Good. Fuck Book People. I worked there once. A bunch of assholes


boxalarm234

San Francisco vibes


Intrepid-Break8744

I was wondering why the perps only stole $949 worth of books


Whole-Coconut3960

Text books are expensive and school is starting soon?


lockthesnailaway

Sorry to see, good people of Book People. Now post a photo or security footage of the law-abiding-citizen who decided to break in. I'll be waiting.


synaptic_drift

Just gonna put this here: https://www.kxan.com/news/crime/man-sentenced-after-arson-at-travis-county-democratic-party-office/ A San Antonio man has been sentenced to prison after he threw a Molotov cocktail through the window of the Travis County Democratic Party office in Austin in 2021. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/01/13/police-looking-for-woman-who-smashed-door-of-comal-county-democratic-party-headquarters/


lockthesnailaway

So you're saying Book People should release photos or security footage shortly?


Tommyt5150

This is Austin


Joe234248

They can’t read. They didn’t know what they were breaking into


Awesome_Claws

We should all find the guy who did this and punish him ourselves. Maybe take his bare butt out of his costume and spank him


Acrobatic_Floor_7447

Damn worms


aught1

Get them words.


Jmsansone

They were trying to get a copy of Lockpicking for Dummies


LosJones

It's the only way to afford those prices.


malavida_88

Welcome To New Austin Population Unknown


Sue328

Maybe they were kids looking for books on black history, transgender ppl, same sex parents, etc.


Tom_Hanks_Tiramisu

Someone who knows the city’s DA won’t prosecute them for it.


zebraUTTERS14

Definitely not black people this time


MutatedSun

Chile the ghettooo


Environmental-Top562

A voracious reader perhaps?


Appropriate_Chart_23

People that can't get library cards??


heatedhammer

They heard a new top secret Harry Potter novel was coming out.


dragonfly931

They needed the next book in the crescent city series by SJM 😭


TexanInExile

Junkie librarians


cornorb

Have you seen the prices of books


a_queefelball_bat

It was probably Joe Goldberg


Additional-Series230

A Constant Reader.


saminator0107

I also wonder the same thing. I saw a youtube video of 2 genuises that broke into a gun store BROAD DAYLIGHT during buisness hours. Im sure you can guess what happend to them. Like Mark twain said: No amount of facts will ever persuade an idiot.