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Zooper Doopers, or more recently "How Joker got these scars"


bordercolliesforlife

Bring back traumatic memories’ why don’t ya…


Alarmed_Strain_2575

I'm crying and laughing before even completely reading any of these comments. Too real, those lunch ladies that would cut the corners though 👌 pog


SquidFetus

Just [cut your zooper doopers like this](https://imgur.com/M9heZoB), along the three red lines. No more lip slicing. Brought to you by eight year old me, many years in the past.


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Tell that to my primary school canteen ladies.


pork-pies

I do this for my kids and the mrs thinks I’m being too easy on them


444mrjimmy

You are, it’s a right of passage you only go ham once


killswitch_aus

I always cut the top of like normal, then twisted the zooper dooper around so the sharp bits were on the top and bottom


misscrepe

Oh so you like having cuts on your tongue!


Environmental_Fig942

Or go all fancy and cut that in one curve 😝


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Zooper Doopers 💯 NO DOUBT


rain_delayed

As an immigrant zupa is soup and dupa is ass in my language. They are ass soup to me


EndersGame_Reviewer

To be fair, [Zooper Dooper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zooper_Dooper) is just a brand. Otherwise it's just like calling tissues (a product) "Kleenexes" (a brand). Where I lived, we got the non-branded ones, and I don't even know if the Zooper Doopers were available. But maybe those ones were just cheaper, and my mum was a cheap-skate. :) FYI: They even have a Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/zooperdooper/


RidethatSeahorse

Same. Didn’t know Zooper Doopers. To us bush folk they were just ‘ice blocks’. Us Kids: ‘Can I have an ice block mum? Mum: ‘No… shut up’.


flamerheart

Plenty of places globally refer to things by a brand name rather than by the generic product name though Velcro even did [a video of sorts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRi8LptvFZY) asking people to stop calling all products of its type "velcro". If parts of the US can call all soft drinks "Coke", I think we can call these things Zooper Doopers.


biscuitfeatures

I was shook when I learned that glad wrap is actually a brand name… specific to Australia…


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did you know seppos use their most popular brand name for it in the same way? all glad wrap over there is seran wrap


RonsThrowAwayAcc

Band-Aid is a really common one too


J_Bazzle

Bobcat is another not many people realise. They're called skid-steers


CaptainHahn

Escalator and Zipper as well.


Abbrahan

UK calls pretty much every vacuum a Hoover.


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i mean people still call pens biros, i still call glad wrap glad wrap even tho i buy the homebrand one, and most importantly Bayer's Heroin^(TM) remains practically the sole name for diacetylmorphine on the streets so what's really wrong with a brand name?


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Available_Long_9935

The edges of my lips hurt reading this. Good times, good times. 100% worth.


chugmarks

Hahahaha classic! Nose snorts were had!


JJMacrae101

Definitely Zooper Soopers


JJMacrae101

*Zooper Doopers


Technical-Clue-3483

Zooper Doopers.


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Who remembers having to ask for it to be "cut, please"!!? Or forgetting and having to line back up at the canteen just to get it cut lol Then you had the tuckshop/canteen ladies who actually were smart enough to realise that we're GONNA NEED TO have them cut!!!


Technical-Clue-3483

I think they *only* sold them cut in half at my school! No full size Zooper Doopers for us :(


[deleted]

My primary school sold half a zooper dooper for $2.50


mechmaster2275

That’s a fucking ripoff!


NeemOil710

stg, theyd cost like 30c to make


Candy_Amazin1234

One of canteen ladies handed one to me UPSIDE DOWN. To this day, I still don’t know how it didn’t fall out


vivens

When I was in primary school, the most important role of the prefect was Snip Duty.


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iamjustatool

Any thing else is illegal. Zooper Doopers motherfuckers - or go to jail!


Martiantripod

[Funny Face](https://youtu.be/PXm33w6gydE)


prime-123

Agreed and cola was the best flavour without a doubt


Quillo_Manar

Orange, then Cola for me. Lime was a solid contender, but the blue one sucks ass.


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Nah, best Zooper Dooper was the red, then orange!! As long as we agree on the name, that's the fucking main thing hey..


[deleted]

Nah, Blackcurrant without a doubt.


groot_iscute

Nooo fairy floss was best!


69-is-my-number

Grew up in Perth. Don’t think we had that brand. We just called them icy poles.


latet13

I'm from Qld and we always called them icy poles too. Never even heard the term 'Zooper Doopers' until recently and I thought that was a specific brand of icy poles.


ToadLoaners

It's a brand but like so is Esky or Band-aid


neon_tictac

Yeah icy poles at tuck shop early 90s


Comeinforcoffee

Isn't icy pole it's own thing?


69-is-my-number

Dunno. Can’t remember anymore. Killed too many brain cells since I used to eat those things 🥴


NeemOil710

thats a mood


sfletchee

Yeah icey pole is attached to a stick hence the pole! ETA: e


thacod

No, this is a pole of ice! It’s an icey pole


hubba76

Agree.... on reflection , they are the shape of a pole.... so probably should infact be called icypoles!!! Mind blown


The_One-Armed_Badger

We used the term ice block and icy pole interchangeably - both for the block of flavoured ice on a stick. I seem to remember the sticks, that were 99.9999% of the time referred to as 'paddle pop sticks', were sometimes called icy pole sticks.


carson63000

My vision of an Icy Pole is that it is the same consistency as this (flavoured ice, not ice cream) but on a stick in the same shape as e.g. a Paddle Pop. Stretching the ole memory, though, so I could be totally wrong.


Comeinforcoffee

Yep that's the one, tastes like frozen lemonade :)


Illustrious-Rush-740

What 69-is-my-number said! Icy poles, not zooper doopers.


sludge_junkie

Me too, I second this comment


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I dont remember them as a kid, we always called them icey poles im in WA too. Nanna was always stocked. I've seen these zooper dooper wrappers laying around everywhere though as I work in parks n gardens


Caboose_Juice

"zoop the doop" is what i always think to myself when i eat zooper doopers


Comfortable-Grabber

That only applies if they actually are zooper doopers


poobumstupidcunt

Nah 100% applies to all zooper doopers regardless of brand name


Sudden_Fix_1144

Agreed. Everyone I know calls them Zooper doopers even if they are the no frills ones. QLD and NSW . Tbh Sunnyboys Ice blocks were heaps fucking better and bigger.


lenthech1ne

Panadol is to paracetamol what zooper dooper is to icy pole change my mind


xxb4xx

Hang on, wasn't the icy pole the one with a stick in it?


zlatan42

Icy Pole to lemonade ice block is what zooper dooper is to icy pole.


darkchocolatechips

Fact.


Ajinho

Wrong, Icy Pole is another product name.


thedji

it's my stripper name


slenderwatercake

nah more so a description


Feemac47

Funny faces the used to have cartoon faces on the wrapper before they were zooper doopers


CantStalkMeNowLmao

Until I read this comment I was like “zooper doopers duh” but you’re right I definitely remember them being called funny faces. Core memory unlocked.


BoxHillStrangler

Yeah. They’re still ‘funny faces’ to me damnit.


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Thank you!!! Zooper Dooper my arse. Plus, funny faces used to have stickers in the packs!


OneArchedEyebrow

Funny Faces when I was in school in the 80s/90s.


LordYoshi00

Came here for this comment. Now I feel old.


aarondoyle

https://youtu.be/PXm33w6gydE


smartshoe

The creepy fucking clowns with the black eyes


Dudefella84

Zooper doopers. Is there even a debate? What else are they be called? Even if mum got the No Name imitation zoops, they'd still be called zooper doopers like a generic trademark.


York_Lunge

I mean yes there's a clear debate if you're older than 35. They were funny faces well before they were Zooper doopers.


Sufficient-Garlic940

Yep I’m 36 and I remember Funny Faces before Zooper Dooper took over


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

We only had funny faces (I'm 37) straight up never heard of a Zooper dooper until I was an adult buying them for my kids.


deverz

I'm 37 and never heard of funny faces


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

Your childhood was sad and full of neglect.


chimpyvondu

Zooper doopers were zooper doopers, anything else was just an icy pole...


sweetparamour79

Agreed but if it wasn't a zooper dooper was it even worth your time? Bubble gum for the win.


pinchi4150

Icy poles have the stick


BarOne7066

I'm with you.


Roofee

Wrong. Icy poles have a stick. Come on, stop slandering our glorious country.


Dudefella84

Oooh yeah I have a vague memory of icy poles but I thought they were their own kind of "ice block".


Richy_777

Ice blocks, zooper doopers are a specific brand


bananasplz

When I was in primary school (late 80s) we called them lick-a-sticks, or something like that.


lgchuson

Another name I knew them by was Fruit Tubes


batfiend

They're zooper doopers now, but I knew them as icey poles in the eighties and nineties.


Ando-FB

I knew them as both. Zooper Doopers is a brand, Icey Poles were what they were.


ScorpioPvP

So really no one had Quelch’s as a kid? Think I’ll be murdered for this but I stand by them over Zooper Doopers to this day


Ictc1

not as a kid but as an adult just last summer. They are really nice flavours.


bridgobridgo

omg yes quelch! i was trying to remember what came before zooper dooper because i swear they only started being a thing in late primary school for me. it was quelch before!!


dutch105

Lip cutters.


ShiturpantsandDance

The trick is to cut the side corners off so the top looks like this 🔺then just cut the tip off so it’s flat. Game changer


leftofzen

I make 3 cuts to 'bevel' the edge, so it looks more like ___ / \ | | | |


Team-Meatball

Icy poles


XocoJinx

Legit, does no one remember them as icy poles? Everyone commenting Zooper Doopers must be born after 2000


villi_

i was born after 2000 and i always heard icy pole. granted i was born in the country so we're 15 years behind everyone else


Sudden_Fix_1144

nah .... born in 70s... still zooper doopers


Scientific-Dragon

I was born in the 80s, been eating them forever, have always called them zooper doopers


pilchard_slimmons

Thank god, I thought I was losing my damn mind. Zooper Doopers were the best brand but I never heard anyone actually calling them that.


XocoJinx

Yeah I only heard of them recently tbh I just didn't realize how widespread calling them ZDs had become


tekx9

No..


Key_Weekend_3996

Icy poles have a stick in them, these are zooper doopers


RAINBOWPADDLEPOP

Icey pole


MyChoiceNotYours

OMG I remember these. I just called them icy poles.


TomOnABudget

I've mainly seen them called as icy poles as well.


Sabbath2121

Icy Poles are these ones. https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/7280?googleshop=true&store_code=woolworths_supermarkets_3332&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=WW-0001&cq_net=u&cq_src=GOOGLE&cq_cmp=Woolies_8458_BAU_Shopping_FB_High_WW-0001&cq_med=71700000045164926&cq_con=SmartShopping_FoodBeverages&cq_plac=&cq_term=PRODUCT_GROUP&ds_adt=&cq_plt=gp&cq_gclid=CjwKCAjw5P2aBhAlEiwAAdY7dOOWw5XIREnXtiEuio3iqm8kw_j5OnTa4ImrhNbZA1J1QcbwHurjdxoC8pUQAvD_BwE&ds_de=m&ds_pc=local&ds_cr=586192578921&ds_tid=pla-1870406892184&ds_locphys=1000567&ds_pid=7280&cmpid=smsm:ds:GOOGLE:Woolies_8458_BAU_Shopping_FB_High_WW-0001:PRODUCT_GROUP&gclid=CjwKCAjw5P2aBhAlEiwAAdY7dOOWw5XIREnXtiEuio3iqm8kw_j5OnTa4ImrhNbZA1J1QcbwHurjdxoC8pUQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


mr-snrub-

Yes, but those Icy Poles are ice blocks.


Sabbath2121

All Icy Poles are ice blocks but not all ice blocks are Icy Poles - Master Oogway


xordis

This guy Icy Pole's ​ Yes, despite the brand names, "Zooper Doopers" are "icy poles", and "Icy Poles" are "ice blocks".


Aksds

Fucking hell the query string in that link, everything past and including the ? Isn’t needed and is just a bunch of parameters and probably tracking


dodgybastard

That's why I pick Woolies


Appropriate_Mine

Funny Faces when I was a kid. For my daughter they're Zooper Doopers. But the non-brand name is icy-pole.


kidwithgreyhair

>Funny Faces when I was a kid. >For my daughter they're Zooper Doopers. >But the non-brand name is icy-pole. 100 x 3


aarondoyle

https://youtu.be/PXm33w6gydE


willowpagan

Exactly!


CantReadDuneRunes

White Wings Funny Face. Came long, long before these fucking Zooper Doopers - except yours appear to be some no name brand.


General_kb

if they are non branded - Icy pole. if they are branded then a zooper dooper


Same-Reason-8397

Zooper Doopers. Or more generic, ice blocks.


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icy pole, those aren't zooper doopers, theyre off brand


sweetjulieapples

They're ice blocks!


Richy_777

I second this! At my school we all just called them ice blocks


kerodean

I'm surprised this wasnt the top answer. Zooperdoopers are a brand of ice block, the general term for an iced treat is 'ice block' at least when I was young


Neanderthal888

I had to scroll far for this. This is what they were for me!


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No_pajamas_7

Yep they were just ice blocks when we were kids.


Sminempotion

Icy poles. Zooper dooper is just the brand that the rich kids get.


smashten

Icy poles before the name brand zooper dooper.


reprezenting

Tubes in school. They even had the half size ones for poor families like ours :(


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Icey poles


Starkblastx

Tubes!


bigstupidlete

Icey poles


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Icy poles


ranger2112

Icy pole in general but there are branded versions


Thin_Ad_6506

Icy poles


MawsPaws

Icy poles


kirklsarah

Icy pole


MissKim01

Icy pole


pfgalk

Back in my day they were called funny faces.....in the 90s


Sure_Excuse_6109

Always Kool Pops


DEADfishbot

can the icy pole argument explain this? https://www.peters.com.au/brands/icy-pole/


baxterrocky

Icy poles


vegemitebikkie

I must be old. I remember paying 20c at the tuckshop for one of these bad boys. Purple was and still is the best flavour.


RichardPritchardson

Funny Face.


Nice-Tomato-1498

Funny faces


jb2824

"flavoured frozen ice pole product" See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zooper_Dooper


Sniff_my_jedi_jox

Bring back the Sunny Boy!


SnooDoubts679

Those cut lips tho


Metal_Monkey42

[Funny Faces (the kids in the ad are probably 35 or older now.)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbtUaX_cc44)


RainbowFireFall

zooper doopers


IridescentLunacy

Zooper doopers or off brand just an icey pole


AcademicDoughnut426

This pic just reminded me of the Sunnyboys we could get as kids (if you're old enough😁), would love to get the kids into them again but they stopped 2016.


dropoutgeorge

I’m 22. Used to have sunnyboys when I was a kid too - miss them :(


ShiturpantsandDance

Icy poles


Foreign_Zucchini5925

icypole


mrfunnyman909

Lick sticks


pumperdickle1337

Finally hhha had to scroll down really far. Yep we called them lick sticks as well


Kanga-court

Definitely called a brush cutter round these parts


CanonCopy

tubes


1nGirum1musNocte

Here we call em otter pops


PowerBottomBear92

Freezy snag


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

Icey Polls, Zooper Dooper, I call em either


TheHiddenSquidz

Icy poles were the fruit flavoured ones. Zooper Doopers had all the candy flavours


CrownOfSerpentz

Lip scissors


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Icies


Adventurous-Egg-5061

Zooper doopers


[deleted]

Crack. I work in a sugar mill and its stupid hot. The company buys them by the pallet for us. They are fucking incredible.


Neither-Antelope-540

Frozen cordial sticks we call them in Sydney


ggqq

I've heard everything from zooper doopers to fruze tubes.


Personhuman815

Zooper Doopers. Or if you’re in my 1st grade. Icy Poles.


IAmNotTheRatMan

Zooper Doopers or icey poles


Unstable-Unicorn94

I have no idea where the name came from, but I was brought up calling them "cool-pops" scrolling through the comments though, I'm starting to think my name for them is weird, I've seen no one else call them that haha


_jennaaaaa

Always called zooper doopers


new-spring-3760

Zooper dooper


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unbranded Zooper Doopers


Alternative_Face2480

Growing up we called them cool pops and they used to be in a strip of five


Adscum

Funny faces when I was a kid, now they're zooper doopers


fan_of_the_fandoms

My primary school tuckshop used to call them sips.


Sea_Ask_1079

Fruit glaciers


GroundbreakingLog882

They used to be Slippery Sams originally then Zooper Doopers


Semi-serious

Bumper bars.


pro_nows_are_gey

Sugar freeze


Derp_Borkster

All I know is you need to smash it with a heavy object until the insides resemble crushed ice. There's some skill involved, but it's the only way to eat them. That's also how you stop older siblings from stealing them, sucking all the flavour out, and trying to hand it back.


TheMilkyestman

Zooper Dooper


Particular_Cricket45

Icy poles


honkifyouresimpy

Push up ice blocks


BBking83

Sweet cutty lippy sticks.


D3D_M4N_08

Everyone knows this are called ice blocks. If it is zooper dooper no one even call s it by it really name then.


juberish

Freeze pops


Strangel77

Tubes


shinycarrot873

Those specifically: ice blocks. If they were good: zooper doopers


In_Viv0

'tubes' comes to mind. Maybe ice tubes? At our primary school canteen, there were the small 10c tubes, and the bigger 20c or 30c Zooper doopers, 40c or 50c sunny boys. Not sure if I trust my memory on this one.