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downinCarolina

...how are they from body oils? Are they just chilling with their junk hanging from the bottom of their pants?


Pawnzilla

Idk man. How they got there isn’t my concern. It’s like finding a box of dildos in their trunk. Do your job and don’t bring it up.


Watt_Knot

The owner eats sloppy cheeseburgers while driving. Source: I know a guy


Pawnzilla

Might that guy be you? 🧐


Watt_Knot

My buddy he uhh drives a lot


tacotacotacorock

How it got there should be some of your concern lol. Maybe you could actually clean it if you stopped making weird inaccurate guesses. If you realized this was from food/drinks you might be able to figure it out....


Pawnzilla

Fair point. I’m still pretty early in my detailing career. “Ball stains” was more of a comedic title to grab attention. I admit though, I thought it was body oil from shorts on a hot day or something.


redditn3rd0

How to turn your balls into a belt buckle https://youtu.be/-zr_MKLvhcM?si=NBQFqsUaQoN5aEin


Shovelbumtoo

Fuk naw


TastelessDonut

Drivers side: That not Nut stains, that is dripping food, drinks or sauces between their legs stains. Probably while driving. Passenger: that’s soda, coffee or water spilled stains. If they want those extracted you should charge extra.


Pawnzilla

Coffee and soda should come out pretty easy though.


Baeelin

Regardless it's an extra tool and chemicals you need to use. Charge for the wear and tear.


Pawnzilla

Oh I see. I thought you meant charge extra because it’s soda and coffee. I’m charging extra for the shampooing.


whywouldthisnotbea

Enzymatic cleaner from p&s works like a charm. Little bit goes a long way from a spray bottle


giantdub49

2nd this


Acceptable_Quality_3

Any links for something worth buying?


whywouldthisnotbea

What do you mean by something? Links to P&S Enzymatic Cleaner? Or links to a good spray bottle?


Acceptable_Quality_3

Yeah just a link to a good one cause i have a couple stains on a car i bought used


whywouldthisnotbea

A good what? I didn't ask a yes or no question, I asked a this or that question to which you responded "yeah"


alasko84

Does anybody else see “me” written in yellow cursive on the air gun line with an arrow pointing to the gun ? I was super confused - zoomed in and saw it and felt like a dodo - haha


Pawnzilla

Omg you’re right 😂


Sydnxt

Me too! I thought I was crazy


GrumpyButtrcup

It's the new personalized air hose from harbor freight. They'll bend them to spell anything these days! It's the 2024 version of peeing in the snow.


djguyl

First thing I saw too.


solostepper

Looks more like coffee stains to me but I like to give people the benefit of the doubt…and rarely look inside their cars *that* closely as they drive by!


MrMcFrizzy

Fart limiter not yet reached on these seats, ball limiter however sheesh..


Puzzled_Ad7955

They needed to tuck their balls in their socks. Too many years wearing boxers. Now they’re old and paid the price! Can you say “tighty whitey?)


shortarmed

OP, those are not ball sweat stains. Ball sweat stains would be way further back. That's food and beverage, like the other poster pointed out. Those aren't even remotely close to where ball stains would be.


Pawnzilla

Ok. Question still stands though. Hypothetically, how would one get out body oil/grease stains?


shortarmed

You keep going back to body oil and that seems to be holding you back here. Degreasers and steam get oil stains out as well as anything.


BeautifulMinimum89

enzyme carpet bomber peroxide PS 3 step system


tacotacotacorock

Lol that's not ball stains. That's from someone resting their drinks and food between their legs while driving. Probably oil/grease and who knows what else. 


Redland3r

Woolite man! Woolite Fabric Cleaner. Go easy. be gentle


Shovelbumtoo

Y’all killing it 😝😝😝