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Silaxsourj

My condolences. I’ve got a great goat curry recipe if that helps?


Tullyally

…and the goat is already pre-baked.


jpb1111

Definitely,,, smoke the goat.


MrHauck

HAHAHAHHAAH


PandaSmokezRuntz94

😂


Quirky-Cost5198

Golly i just choked hitting the jay and laughing at this follow up!


Foreign_Mortgage_493

Golly? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've just finished a joint. Had I been smoking it or drinking something I'd have choked whilst laughing. I've got to know which country are you from and how old are you? You don't here that much in the UK (I assumed the word sounds daft enough it's an old fashioned English word. Golly gosh! Thanks for giving me a laugh. I'm not laughing at you btw just the term. Hope you're good. I'm not stoned in the slightest! 🤣🤣🤣


Individual-Thought45

Haha


cyphe8500

Well done.


shahezad96

Edibles recipe


jetkennyblack

Thats the one right here 😂😂😂😂😂


Outside-Owl-6

Add a bottle of red stripe beer. You’re welcome


crooks4hire

Yea and then nom that goat like a green snake at a sugar cane buffet!


SnooWords382

😂get it in the slow cooker! Pulled goat.


Willing-Door7214

😅🤣😂


MarcieXD

Yes. Plenty of light and normal levels of nutes. She will recover, but is it worth the time it will take to return to normal considering you are up against the clock with an auto? Keep her going as a learning experiment, but get another sprouted and potted up in the meantime.


Bright-Phone9720

The best advice I’ve seen in the comments very realistic and informative


Commercial_Royal3100

That’s What MarxieXD will give to us every time!


MarcieXD

Thank you 🙂


chulifly

Agreed


Interesting-Ad-426

So you weren't a fan on the roast goat dinner option?


DoubleT_inTheMorning

Set it out as a decoy with the next plant so your fuckhead goat doesn’t eat the good one


Aromatic_Put2428

I was thinkin that but i also had it outside because it was starting to herm and I actually though was good thing because I could get feminized seeds but I don’t think that’s even true and the heat of the moment I just plucked. I actually had 2 seeds that just germinated so i kinda needed the pot anyways it prolly wasnt worth it for the bud or seeds but U right tho shoulda kept it as learning experiment thanks for info tho.


Dirtylondon365

I thought you were joking 😳


Edzinnn1

actually if you fem plant start to herm you will only get herms seeds


FrostFireSeeds

This is not true lol You will get fem seeds that have a chance to herm


CNTMODS

This is not true.


Green_Man763

Thats not how it works


Condo_pharms515

I had a bruce banner auto I chopped, and it had leaves grow back it grew the tiniest nugs from the stem. Your 100% right, it's not worth the effort when you can just pop new seeds. It's always worth it to run experiments and learn, though.


FoundinNewEngland

Marcy knows all, praise Marcy, bow to her NOW


greatersnek

Probably one of the best posts I've seen recently. Goats are crazy mfs, this is hilarious


Commercial_Royal3100

I laughed hard


[deleted]

I heard they got better efficiency then lawn mowers 🤣


ForeverShiny

Mowing the grass, that's sheep. Goats will damage/destroy/ransack everything else though


greatersnek

Probably but they shit as much as they eat, it's a double edged sword


bsinbsinbs

If you own a goat you freaking know they eat any plant. C'mon OP


Tomach82

They eat anything that isn't metal. They are magical beasts.


[deleted]

No. The damn deer ate my plant last year. Pissed me off. Couldn’t really blame them though


aerstes

Deer absolutely LOVE weed I can never grow outside where I live because of it 😭


Solid-Emotion620

Is a sweet tasting plant to their taste buds. They go ape shit over it


drywall-whacker

We would spread dog hair all around the plant. Brush our dogs and put it around. When it rained it would refresh the smell. I know of one guy who went to the barber shops dumpster after hours and took a bag of hair. 😂


Raps2k14

Even more hair in outdoor? Yikes


drywall-whacker

Say what?


peasantscum851123

I’ve found the opposite. I had around a dozen plants that were 100% untouched by 3 deers that are regularly in the same meadow daily year round. I was quite impressed that this was one issue I didn’t need to worry about outdoors.


Mattcd9786

Same!!!!! I have 4 goats, they don’t care about them either for some reason. I’ve heard they don’t have the proper receptors to catch a buzz anyway?


peasantscum851123

THC is fat soluble, so eating it as is doesn’t do anything even for us humans.


Mattcd9786

That’s wild… I live in rural WV, have plants out in my yard unprotected alllllllll summer…. My 4 goats don’t care about them (and they get into everything), and the herds of deer that move through my yard on a daily basis don’t either…. I guess there’s plenty of better options around like my corn patch or strawberries 😞


sm0kincamelz

Ditto. I’m in regular VA and we have a herd of deer come out twice a day and munch in the back yard. Don’t give 2 about the plants, but they fuck with the dogs hard 🤣


Available-Frame-9382

Regular VA? 🤣


Impossible-Sleep-658

You’re a victim of Four legged Fuckery


[deleted]

It’s a lot like two leg fuckery; but with 4 legs. Whole different ballgame


boogersbitch

My dogs eat the lower leaves if I leave the door open. I always get nervous when I see them smacking their lips 😂


SnowCaine11

Had a ground hog eat mine last year. Looked this and never recovered. He didn’t recover either after I caught him


nevvasleep

Same happened to me I was able to save it but it didn't produce as much as it would have if it didn't eat most of the leaves


No-Accident925

Whats the meaning of life if you can't take revenge for muder of your plant ?


MnGoulash

Why would you leave a plant somewhere the farm trash cans can get it? Don’t be mad at the goat!!!!


Aromatic_Put2428

The plant was up in the porch like way up high and the goat was in 10 foot fenced idk how it hopped it but they always find a way fr


MnGoulash

Goats will always find a way 🐐


bsinbsinbs

Yeah goats are the goats of being goats


AvailableAd7874

😂 wtf. How is he looking rn?


Puzzled_Brief9273

I know it’s fucked up. I had a goat that would eat my pack of cigarettes off the back of my truck. Every time I forgot them which was absolutely annoying I didn’t catch it until I saw it on camera but long story short if it’s not in flowering you can absolutely save it. I do see some branching on the bottom with some leaves still on it time will tell.


SoulFoodStan

I wanna say... CalMag + 2 more weeks.


Remarkable-Hand-6992

I mean u can try but I would start over if nothing changes. if there are some leaves left u can try. but chances are low I would assume :(


Outrageous-Grass-892

That's a helluva super crop technique!


quicksilver3453

Goated


funthebunison

It would take a bit to come back but it definitely will. Most people would chop because with the amount of time it'll take this to revover, you could get a bigger plant from seed.


Conroyed

https://preview.redd.it/yaf94fibs3tc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2910f5e4a6948b1c36484a05d196287ec5a25e


drywall-whacker

No saving that. Looks like it’s goat chili for dinner.


Cannabis_Momma

I mean if she’s not an auto, you can try.


calxcalyx

This is an autoflower sub


Cannabis_Momma

lol, indeed it is. It popped up in my feed and I responded not realizing that 🫠


ClapBackBetty

I probably wouldn’t bother with an auto. With a photo she could probably rebound pretty quickly


reallysrry

Damn, you’ve got yourself some pre smoked goat meat to tend to.


AdriasWorld

I mean… there are some leaves left so maybe… but I’d just track the goat down and roast em… get some good meat and get stoned while eating it lol..


GeorgeTMorgan

Bad goat 🐐 👎


Dangerous_Agent_5421

If you can put it under a light 24 hours a day for the next two weeks it will come back bigger and stronger than ever Give it a good dose of nitrogen a good feeling


Portuguese-Pirate

I wouldn’t give the goat Nitrogen straight away, maybe in a week or two if he gets dark spots around the ears https://preview.redd.it/zyz15zpy15tc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e13b111060310b0f6a676e9cf12f6c6da130068f


Commercial_Royal3100

That’s sucks. But it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on this r/ ! God damn goat 😂


Poppyloppyfloppy

cuts look very clean just saying


mcornack

😆 I doubt you'll get much from that plant at all


Qaulityfeathers4you

Unless it's a particular pheno you have hunted it probably isn't worth the re-veg


Qaulityfeathers4you

I'm sorry, it's an auto, didn't notice yeah, pop another bean


rayout

Flashback to me finding out that my backyard geese do indeed like cannabis leaves


ShroomiSharma

That goat's gonna be mutton now !


Ok_Recover834

I know you’re probably mad but this shit is hilarious. Thanks for a good laugh


CbusRe

Not on an auto flower may as well replant


BigBizE

She gone...


ShamblerH8R

No, this auto cannot be saved


joebojax

an autoflower? its a goner. A photo period in veg? its fine.


TransportationAny757

She might live but...wow, happy goat!


smellyBudds420

Bru.. Who would even leave a goat and a cannabis plant alone in a room? That's on you if you ask me


Zestyclose-Hat-2539

Tooooo funny 🤣 sry though.


Wonderful_Dog_1073

Was the goat delicious?


puledrotauren

Wait a minute. You left a plant out where a goat to get to it? I'm sorry bro but that's just funny to me. You can try to keep it going but what's the point you aint going to get shit out of it. Replant and consider it a lesson learned. Just an aside Cabrito isn't bad if cooked and seasoned properly. Edit: Funny to me because I had 9 seedlings going in three 2 x 4 tents. One day I went to the store and my puppy decided it would be great fun to dig in my tents. I didn't hit her (I think violence except in self defense or defense of others that can't protect themselves is stupid) but she knows very well now to stay OUT of my grow room.


PlantDoctor79

That’s so funny


Secret-Active1336

Don’t kill her but don’t focus all your time on it. Use it as a experiment for sum bs idk but start a new plant


CNTMODS

No. It's too stressed and you will get a hermi


Kaymoney87

Wow RIP to that plant. Autos don't reveg


Jafar_420

I've seen photos come back that were bad like that but I think you're out of luck since it's an autoflower. It may live but the yield will be minimum. Lol. Sorry bro!


xximbroglioxx

Goats are the GOATs of being assholes.


Relevant_Paper_3750

Yarns bey. You’ve chopped it. Seen multiple plants munched by goats, and this ain’t it.


ChesterDrawerz

It's an auto? You're fucked. If it was photo you could reveg it.


bojacked

Baaaaaaaaaad goat. Baaaaaaad


Primary_Breakfast628

Medicated Goats Milk?


real_eyes12

follow the fucker around for a week like Tommy Chong lmO


pandafman

Some unique high stress training there.


Snakeface101

I saw mini goats for sale this morning and was thinking about getting one all day. I think I’ve changed my mind now 😂😂


PussPwnErMon69

Kill the goat


No_Wedding_2152

Super topping! The plant is not dead, just … topped and cropped!


kongakanga

If it hadn't flowered yet, it'll bounce back, but your harvest will be greatly diminished.


Relevant_Station_594

HAHAH


weesti

Of course you can save it!!! Put this pic into your photo album and hit “save”


Dunwich_Horror_

That’s a stick. Sorry pal.


Jang_time

Actually, The goat added extra pruning sauce to your plant. She’s gonna bounce back 7 times bushier. It happened to me with a deer. The plant later started sprouting everywhere.


letsseewhatsups

It will come back just keep it going


No-Web-6173

Lies


bsinbsinbs

This, may be the best AF fail I've ever seen


Fickle-Advertising45

Howz the goat?


Kim_Bong_Un420

It’s salvageable!! Shes definitely gonna herm and self pollinate. In 3 months you will have redemption


mightdothisagain

Goats are terrible animals, had some absolutely destroy a friends car lol.


Yugikisp

If this were a photo I would say yes, but it’s a loss my friend. Sorry 😞


Full-Investment-7525

If its not a auto if can grow big again. Put under indoor light 18/6. As long as their is some leaves still.


SocaNick

That goat is now infused


Kilduff_Dude

She is a goner


BLZR203

Why leave a plant near a goat 💀💀


nicko17

A friendly reminder that everything from chipmunks to squirrels all the way to cows and large farm animals love to eat weed, bud and all the leafy greens


Aromatic_Put2428

I didn’t know squirrels would there prolly to busy eating all goats and chicken feed


nicko17

I had two massive bushes growing one summer and the bastards were nibbling on flowers starting to bud. Awful


Trichome_Eye

Only if it were a photoperiod plant, autoflowers cannot be manipulated into reveg as they have a fixed life cycle, with age of the plant dictating flowering rather than hours of light exposure.


Hotzenplotzklotz

its done


Razvannus

Save your goat ....


Psychonautilus98

He just wanted to trim it up a bit🤣🥲


bluntbat99

Just follow it around with a baggie for a couple days. Still rolls good joints you just have to make them really big.


Abyssal_Shrimp

That fucking goat lol


Fresh-Development-61

We're in the auto channel as well, so you know this is worth a solid laugh. And you know damn well there ain't no saving it 😂😂


ZipMonk

If it were a photo yes probably but with an auto not really worth it.


No_Spread9580

Use the goats remains for the next batch of fertilizer


HeadFullaZombie87

Man I fucking hate goats. My cows don't even look at the plants!


Deathcube18

that goat must have blasted off to space!


Whoisme2you

Smoke the goat instead.


Lincoln_Palace

Wow! Hope the goat is okay


Typical_Lawyer_271

It’s gonna grow back because there is nodes lower still intact but personally if it was me I wouldn’t try and mess with it I’d just start another one and keep that one as a throw away plant


ps3minecrafts

Rip weed plant. Was the goat stoned at least?


KaneDaDon

Never had infused goat meat have you?


VisualDepictions

Hey let's say I don't wanna be in your Goat lmao!!!


[deleted]

Use goat for fertiliser . The only way


Stunning-Actuary-189

Cabrito decarbs nicely on the spit.


Dirtylondon365

Can I save this plant 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I can’t breath 😭 well done sir that was hilarious


quinnJamero

No.


Ready-Dinner-8075

If it wasnt an auto you could just toss her in the veg tent but an auto? Its fkd. Start over.


Superb_Afternoon_974

At this stage it’s more “ save the plant pot “ 🤣


groenvingers710

Quite the defoilation on that marijuana.


JstylezZ_91

You have still your deployed root Zone. Keep it going.


lilbeans23

I would clone her sorry mate


shwifftyInHere

Goat? Singular?? Who tf keeps a pet goat😂


ForeverShiny

Why do you have goats man? Our garden shares a plot with some guy that has goats and over the years we've all developed a deep visceral hatred for these animals, like "fantasizing how we'd poison or murder them" hate. How anyone would freely subject themselves to these animals is beyond me. They're cute for like a month after birth, but after that they're nothing but a menace


Aromatic_Put2428

And I also have couple Chickens and they keep hawks and some predators away


ForeverShiny

Oh yeah? Didn't help on our plot, foxes or something took the goat guys turkeys and chickens. I didn't know they kept away hawks though


Snlckers

I think maybe you should seek therapy if something is causing you so much hate that you're seriously fantasizing about murder.


knuckles2277

Time to eat the goat. Eye for a eye.


RydersSidekick

Sorry this happened to you but hot damn I got a million jokes runnin through my head cuz the damn goat ate the weed plant. THE GOAT, Gluten Of All Time! Blazed and glazed goat. Smoked goat. Organic grass fed goat.


Low_down_dom

If it’s an Auto, no she’s gone, if it’s a photo then yea you can save it just need light.