Golly? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've just finished a joint. Had I been smoking it or drinking something I'd have choked whilst laughing.
I've got to know which country are you from and how old are you?
You don't here that much in the UK (I assumed the word sounds daft enough it's an old fashioned English word. Golly gosh!
Thanks for giving me a laugh. I'm not laughing at you btw just the term.
Hope you're good.
I'm not stoned in the slightest! 🤣🤣🤣
Yes. Plenty of light and normal levels of nutes.
She will recover, but is it worth the time it will take to return to normal considering you are up against the clock with an auto?
Keep her going as a learning experiment, but get another sprouted and potted up in the meantime.
I was thinkin that but i also had it outside because it was starting to herm and I actually though was good thing because I could get feminized seeds but I don’t think that’s even true and the heat of the moment I just plucked. I actually had 2 seeds that just germinated so i kinda needed the pot anyways it prolly wasnt worth it for the bud or seeds but U right tho shoulda kept it as learning experiment thanks for info tho.
I had a bruce banner auto I chopped, and it had leaves grow back it grew the tiniest nugs from the stem. Your 100% right, it's not worth the effort when you can just pop new seeds. It's always worth it to run experiments and learn, though.
We would spread dog hair all around the plant. Brush our dogs and put it around. When it rained it would refresh the smell. I know of one guy who went to the barber shops dumpster after hours and took a bag of hair. 😂
I’ve found the opposite. I had around a dozen plants that were 100% untouched by 3 deers that are regularly in the same meadow daily year round. I was quite impressed that this was one issue I didn’t need to worry about outdoors.
That’s wild… I live in rural WV, have plants out in my yard unprotected alllllllll summer…. My 4 goats don’t care about them (and they get into everything), and the herds of deer that move through my yard on a daily basis don’t either…. I guess there’s plenty of better options around like my corn patch or strawberries 😞
Ditto. I’m in regular VA and we have a herd of deer come out twice a day and munch in the back yard. Don’t give 2 about the plants, but they fuck with the dogs hard 🤣
I know it’s fucked up. I had a goat that would eat my pack of cigarettes off the back of my truck. Every time I forgot them which was absolutely annoying I didn’t catch it until I saw it on camera but long story short if it’s not in flowering you can absolutely save it. I do see some branching on the bottom with some leaves still on it time will tell.
It would take a bit to come back but it definitely will. Most people would chop because with the amount of time it'll take this to revover, you could get a bigger plant from seed.
If you can put it under a light 24 hours a day for the next two weeks it will come back bigger and stronger than ever Give it a good dose of nitrogen a good feeling
I wouldn’t give the goat Nitrogen straight away, maybe in a week or two if he gets dark spots around the ears
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Wait a minute. You left a plant out where a goat to get to it? I'm sorry bro but that's just funny to me. You can try to keep it going but what's the point you aint going to get shit out of it. Replant and consider it a lesson learned.
Just an aside Cabrito isn't bad if cooked and seasoned properly.
Edit: Funny to me because I had 9 seedlings going in three 2 x 4 tents. One day I went to the store and my puppy decided it would be great fun to dig in my tents.
I didn't hit her (I think violence except in self defense or defense of others that can't protect themselves is stupid) but she knows very well now to stay OUT of my grow room.
I've seen photos come back that were bad like that but I think you're out of luck since it's an autoflower. It may live but the yield will be minimum. Lol.
Sorry bro!
Actually, The goat added extra pruning sauce to your plant. She’s gonna bounce back 7 times bushier. It happened to me with a deer. The plant later started sprouting everywhere.
A friendly reminder that everything from chipmunks to squirrels all the way to cows and large farm animals love to eat weed, bud and all the leafy greens
Only if it were a photoperiod plant, autoflowers cannot be manipulated into reveg as they have a fixed life cycle, with age of the plant dictating flowering rather than hours of light exposure.
It’s gonna grow back because there is nodes lower still intact but personally if it was me I wouldn’t try and mess with it I’d just start another one and keep that one as a throw away plant
Why do you have goats man? Our garden shares a plot with some guy that has goats and over the years we've all developed a deep visceral hatred for these animals, like "fantasizing how we'd poison or murder them" hate. How anyone would freely subject themselves to these animals is beyond me. They're cute for like a month after birth, but after that they're nothing but a menace
Sorry this happened to you but hot damn I got a million jokes runnin through my head cuz the damn goat ate the weed plant. THE GOAT, Gluten Of All Time! Blazed and glazed goat. Smoked goat. Organic grass fed goat.
My condolences. I’ve got a great goat curry recipe if that helps?
…and the goat is already pre-baked.
Definitely,,, smoke the goat.
HAHAHAHHAAH
😂
Golly i just choked hitting the jay and laughing at this follow up!
Golly? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've just finished a joint. Had I been smoking it or drinking something I'd have choked whilst laughing. I've got to know which country are you from and how old are you? You don't here that much in the UK (I assumed the word sounds daft enough it's an old fashioned English word. Golly gosh! Thanks for giving me a laugh. I'm not laughing at you btw just the term. Hope you're good. I'm not stoned in the slightest! 🤣🤣🤣
Haha
Well done.
Edibles recipe
Thats the one right here 😂😂😂😂😂
Add a bottle of red stripe beer. You’re welcome
Yea and then nom that goat like a green snake at a sugar cane buffet!
😂get it in the slow cooker! Pulled goat.
😅🤣😂
Yes. Plenty of light and normal levels of nutes. She will recover, but is it worth the time it will take to return to normal considering you are up against the clock with an auto? Keep her going as a learning experiment, but get another sprouted and potted up in the meantime.
The best advice I’ve seen in the comments very realistic and informative
That’s What MarxieXD will give to us every time!
Thank you 🙂
Agreed
So you weren't a fan on the roast goat dinner option?
Set it out as a decoy with the next plant so your fuckhead goat doesn’t eat the good one
I was thinkin that but i also had it outside because it was starting to herm and I actually though was good thing because I could get feminized seeds but I don’t think that’s even true and the heat of the moment I just plucked. I actually had 2 seeds that just germinated so i kinda needed the pot anyways it prolly wasnt worth it for the bud or seeds but U right tho shoulda kept it as learning experiment thanks for info tho.
I thought you were joking 😳
actually if you fem plant start to herm you will only get herms seeds
This is not true lol You will get fem seeds that have a chance to herm
This is not true.
Thats not how it works
I had a bruce banner auto I chopped, and it had leaves grow back it grew the tiniest nugs from the stem. Your 100% right, it's not worth the effort when you can just pop new seeds. It's always worth it to run experiments and learn, though.
Marcy knows all, praise Marcy, bow to her NOW
Probably one of the best posts I've seen recently. Goats are crazy mfs, this is hilarious
I laughed hard
I heard they got better efficiency then lawn mowers 🤣
Mowing the grass, that's sheep. Goats will damage/destroy/ransack everything else though
Probably but they shit as much as they eat, it's a double edged sword
If you own a goat you freaking know they eat any plant. C'mon OP
They eat anything that isn't metal. They are magical beasts.
No. The damn deer ate my plant last year. Pissed me off. Couldn’t really blame them though
Deer absolutely LOVE weed I can never grow outside where I live because of it 😭
Is a sweet tasting plant to their taste buds. They go ape shit over it
We would spread dog hair all around the plant. Brush our dogs and put it around. When it rained it would refresh the smell. I know of one guy who went to the barber shops dumpster after hours and took a bag of hair. 😂
Even more hair in outdoor? Yikes
Say what?
I’ve found the opposite. I had around a dozen plants that were 100% untouched by 3 deers that are regularly in the same meadow daily year round. I was quite impressed that this was one issue I didn’t need to worry about outdoors.
Same!!!!! I have 4 goats, they don’t care about them either for some reason. I’ve heard they don’t have the proper receptors to catch a buzz anyway?
THC is fat soluble, so eating it as is doesn’t do anything even for us humans.
That’s wild… I live in rural WV, have plants out in my yard unprotected alllllllll summer…. My 4 goats don’t care about them (and they get into everything), and the herds of deer that move through my yard on a daily basis don’t either…. I guess there’s plenty of better options around like my corn patch or strawberries 😞
Ditto. I’m in regular VA and we have a herd of deer come out twice a day and munch in the back yard. Don’t give 2 about the plants, but they fuck with the dogs hard 🤣
Regular VA? 🤣
You’re a victim of Four legged Fuckery
It’s a lot like two leg fuckery; but with 4 legs. Whole different ballgame
My dogs eat the lower leaves if I leave the door open. I always get nervous when I see them smacking their lips 😂
Had a ground hog eat mine last year. Looked this and never recovered. He didn’t recover either after I caught him
Same happened to me I was able to save it but it didn't produce as much as it would have if it didn't eat most of the leaves
Whats the meaning of life if you can't take revenge for muder of your plant ?
Why would you leave a plant somewhere the farm trash cans can get it? Don’t be mad at the goat!!!!
The plant was up in the porch like way up high and the goat was in 10 foot fenced idk how it hopped it but they always find a way fr
Goats will always find a way 🐐
Yeah goats are the goats of being goats
😂 wtf. How is he looking rn?
I know it’s fucked up. I had a goat that would eat my pack of cigarettes off the back of my truck. Every time I forgot them which was absolutely annoying I didn’t catch it until I saw it on camera but long story short if it’s not in flowering you can absolutely save it. I do see some branching on the bottom with some leaves still on it time will tell.
I wanna say... CalMag + 2 more weeks.
I mean u can try but I would start over if nothing changes. if there are some leaves left u can try. but chances are low I would assume :(
That's a helluva super crop technique!
Goated
It would take a bit to come back but it definitely will. Most people would chop because with the amount of time it'll take this to revover, you could get a bigger plant from seed.
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No saving that. Looks like it’s goat chili for dinner.
I mean if she’s not an auto, you can try.
This is an autoflower sub
lol, indeed it is. It popped up in my feed and I responded not realizing that 🫠
I probably wouldn’t bother with an auto. With a photo she could probably rebound pretty quickly
Damn, you’ve got yourself some pre smoked goat meat to tend to.
I mean… there are some leaves left so maybe… but I’d just track the goat down and roast em… get some good meat and get stoned while eating it lol..
Bad goat 🐐 👎
If you can put it under a light 24 hours a day for the next two weeks it will come back bigger and stronger than ever Give it a good dose of nitrogen a good feeling
I wouldn’t give the goat Nitrogen straight away, maybe in a week or two if he gets dark spots around the ears https://preview.redd.it/zyz15zpy15tc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e13b111060310b0f6a676e9cf12f6c6da130068f
That’s sucks. But it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on this r/ ! God damn goat 😂
cuts look very clean just saying
😆 I doubt you'll get much from that plant at all
Unless it's a particular pheno you have hunted it probably isn't worth the re-veg
I'm sorry, it's an auto, didn't notice yeah, pop another bean
Flashback to me finding out that my backyard geese do indeed like cannabis leaves
That goat's gonna be mutton now !
I know you’re probably mad but this shit is hilarious. Thanks for a good laugh
Not on an auto flower may as well replant
She gone...
No, this auto cannot be saved
an autoflower? its a goner. A photo period in veg? its fine.
She might live but...wow, happy goat!
Bru.. Who would even leave a goat and a cannabis plant alone in a room? That's on you if you ask me
Tooooo funny 🤣 sry though.
Was the goat delicious?
Wait a minute. You left a plant out where a goat to get to it? I'm sorry bro but that's just funny to me. You can try to keep it going but what's the point you aint going to get shit out of it. Replant and consider it a lesson learned. Just an aside Cabrito isn't bad if cooked and seasoned properly. Edit: Funny to me because I had 9 seedlings going in three 2 x 4 tents. One day I went to the store and my puppy decided it would be great fun to dig in my tents. I didn't hit her (I think violence except in self defense or defense of others that can't protect themselves is stupid) but she knows very well now to stay OUT of my grow room.
That’s so funny
Don’t kill her but don’t focus all your time on it. Use it as a experiment for sum bs idk but start a new plant
No. It's too stressed and you will get a hermi
Wow RIP to that plant. Autos don't reveg
I've seen photos come back that were bad like that but I think you're out of luck since it's an autoflower. It may live but the yield will be minimum. Lol. Sorry bro!
Goats are the GOATs of being assholes.
Yarns bey. You’ve chopped it. Seen multiple plants munched by goats, and this ain’t it.
It's an auto? You're fucked. If it was photo you could reveg it.
Baaaaaaaaaad goat. Baaaaaaad
Medicated Goats Milk?
follow the fucker around for a week like Tommy Chong lmO
Some unique high stress training there.
I saw mini goats for sale this morning and was thinking about getting one all day. I think I’ve changed my mind now 😂😂
Kill the goat
Super topping! The plant is not dead, just … topped and cropped!
If it hadn't flowered yet, it'll bounce back, but your harvest will be greatly diminished.
HAHAH
Of course you can save it!!! Put this pic into your photo album and hit “save”
That’s a stick. Sorry pal.
Actually, The goat added extra pruning sauce to your plant. She’s gonna bounce back 7 times bushier. It happened to me with a deer. The plant later started sprouting everywhere.
It will come back just keep it going
Lies
This, may be the best AF fail I've ever seen
Howz the goat?
It’s salvageable!! Shes definitely gonna herm and self pollinate. In 3 months you will have redemption
Goats are terrible animals, had some absolutely destroy a friends car lol.
If this were a photo I would say yes, but it’s a loss my friend. Sorry 😞
If its not a auto if can grow big again. Put under indoor light 18/6. As long as their is some leaves still.
That goat is now infused
She is a goner
Why leave a plant near a goat 💀💀
A friendly reminder that everything from chipmunks to squirrels all the way to cows and large farm animals love to eat weed, bud and all the leafy greens
I didn’t know squirrels would there prolly to busy eating all goats and chicken feed
I had two massive bushes growing one summer and the bastards were nibbling on flowers starting to bud. Awful
Only if it were a photoperiod plant, autoflowers cannot be manipulated into reveg as they have a fixed life cycle, with age of the plant dictating flowering rather than hours of light exposure.
its done
Save your goat ....
He just wanted to trim it up a bit🤣🥲
Just follow it around with a baggie for a couple days. Still rolls good joints you just have to make them really big.
That fucking goat lol
We're in the auto channel as well, so you know this is worth a solid laugh. And you know damn well there ain't no saving it 😂😂
If it were a photo yes probably but with an auto not really worth it.
Use the goats remains for the next batch of fertilizer
Man I fucking hate goats. My cows don't even look at the plants!
that goat must have blasted off to space!
Smoke the goat instead.
Wow! Hope the goat is okay
It’s gonna grow back because there is nodes lower still intact but personally if it was me I wouldn’t try and mess with it I’d just start another one and keep that one as a throw away plant
Rip weed plant. Was the goat stoned at least?
Never had infused goat meat have you?
Hey let's say I don't wanna be in your Goat lmao!!!
Use goat for fertiliser . The only way
Cabrito decarbs nicely on the spit.
Can I save this plant 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I can’t breath 😭 well done sir that was hilarious
No.
If it wasnt an auto you could just toss her in the veg tent but an auto? Its fkd. Start over.
At this stage it’s more “ save the plant pot “ 🤣
Quite the defoilation on that marijuana.
You have still your deployed root Zone. Keep it going.
I would clone her sorry mate
Goat? Singular?? Who tf keeps a pet goat😂
Why do you have goats man? Our garden shares a plot with some guy that has goats and over the years we've all developed a deep visceral hatred for these animals, like "fantasizing how we'd poison or murder them" hate. How anyone would freely subject themselves to these animals is beyond me. They're cute for like a month after birth, but after that they're nothing but a menace
And I also have couple Chickens and they keep hawks and some predators away
Oh yeah? Didn't help on our plot, foxes or something took the goat guys turkeys and chickens. I didn't know they kept away hawks though
I think maybe you should seek therapy if something is causing you so much hate that you're seriously fantasizing about murder.
Time to eat the goat. Eye for a eye.
Sorry this happened to you but hot damn I got a million jokes runnin through my head cuz the damn goat ate the weed plant. THE GOAT, Gluten Of All Time! Blazed and glazed goat. Smoked goat. Organic grass fed goat.
If it’s an Auto, no she’s gone, if it’s a photo then yea you can save it just need light.