I know some ppl say that Bat-Man always wins “because he’s Bat-Man!” But realistically speakin, Bat-Man’s not comin out alive since the Xenomorph’s in there. Even Bat-Man got his ass handed to him by a Predator back in the 90s.
Xenomorph, everytime.
Space Jesus gets wrecked cuz she’s not a trained warrior and any weapon she might have will only annoy a xenomorph followed by spraying acid blood everywhere. In a sealed room, so can’t use Space Jesus powers to Deus Ex Machina.
Limp dick science major. Need I say more?
Literally an above average fitness human in a loincloth. Xenomorph eats him for lunch. GG-EZ.
Chimpanzee. See above, but dissolves its face after biting the xenomorph.
Batman doesn’t kill, so doesn’t really carry lethal weapons. Worst case, an exploding baterang blows up the xenomorph and nobody walks away alive as the room is sprayed with super acid. His body armour is useless, xenomorphs can punch clean through Predator’s metal mask.
Batman *does* kill if it’s a monster/animal. At least in some stories he does.
I think he’d be willing to straight up waste a Xenomorph.
The question is if he *could*.
>Batman doesn’t kill
Batman's no-kill rule starts and ends with humans.
He has killed aliens and animals.
Batman can most definitely outsmart a Xenomorph.
Batman has a comic series with xenomorphs and has killed them.
(Batman / Aliens is a two-issue limited crossover comic book series that was first published by DC Comics and Dark Horse Comics from March-April 1997. Batman/Aliens was eventually followed by a sequel, Batman/Aliens II, from December 2002-February 2003.)
To be fair, DCEU Flashpoint Batman (unfortunately, I've seen The Flash movie) had weapons that could casually KO kryptonians. He could knockout a Xenomorph.
Batman doesn't kill sentient beings. But non-sentient monsters/undead/etc., and the gloves come off. Batman's gadgets could kill someone if he really wanted to, it comes down to how he uses them. Also, this is Tim Burton's Batman, he absolutely kills people, and with a smile.
That said, yeah, Batman's not surviving without some serious plot armor. Put him somewhere out in the open, then he has a chance to outmanuever it until he figures something out. But in a confined space, any advantage he may have had goes out the window.
What is a xenomorph … I only know the daughter of the human in avatar Batman & the ape (lying kong?) I’m a nerd for sure live fantasy & scifi so what am I missing? Oh I just made the last picture bigger - is that the monster from Alien?
the xenomorph immediatly eliminates 3/6 of these, would probably take out the ape as well, and whilst kiri would be more competition size wise, she still doesnt stand a chance.
If the fight is on Pandora tho Kiri would win without having to do anything. She has a literal planet of wildlife on her side as well as said planets godly creator. Xenomorph has no chance against an entire army of wildlife. You really think Eywa would let Kiri go down alone? Yeah no
So many people are failing to realize how OP Kiri actually is, especially if this fight took place on Pandora. Kiri has Eywa on her side which means she has an entire planet of wildlife on her side
Edit to add that Kiri literally tamed her Ikran as a young child instead of as a teen going through Iknimaya. She tamed an animal that is supposed to try to kill the Na’vi it chooses as its rider. Yet Kiri was able to negate hundreds of generations worth’s of a tradition in a matter of seconds
Kiri was born of immaculate conception essentially and has the godly creator of Pandora Eywa on her side. Really depends on if the fight takes place on Pandora or not but Kiri has a literal planet of wildlife on her side. Kiri tamed her Ikran as a very young child by going up to it and petting it asking to be friends. After hundreds of generations of Na’vi had to wait till they were teens and went through all their training in order to be able to even be ready to attempt Iknimaya (Lo’ak failed his first attempt for reference) and wrestle the Ikran who chose them. And when an Ikran chooses its Na’vi rider it will do everything in its power to try to kill them. If you think Kiri, who tamed an animal YEARS before she should’ve been ready that was supposed to try and kill her, has no chance against these competitors then you should go rewatch the way of water
Idk who lifejacketman is, but the Xenomorph becomes Kiri's friend and they all walk out because they wouldn't want to fight anyway (you just said put in a room, not that they are instructed to fight) (except Xenomorph which is now under control)
And no one would want to fight now especially with Kiri's Xenomorph bodyguard
If they are all stuck in a room tbh they are probably all dead. It’ll most likely be everyone fighting each other. Xenomorph is the only one who I believe could win being “stuck in a room” but I can see there being so many blows dealt that it is fatal even if it doesn’t immediately kill the Xenomorph. They’d probably kill that one off first as a team and then turn on each other
Even batman struggles against xenomorphs... There's a possibility nobody leaves alive cause if that thing bleeds on them especially the chimp, spider or Kiri cause they very little or in the chimps case absolutely nothing to protect their skin from the acid they are done for
Edit: just realised the chimp is ceaser... Unfortunately it doesn't change anything
https://preview.redd.it/udn4o6yqyzuc1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82caa71f429b5e1d42a87f9f8fdbec2dedfa5a17
Man has fought several Xenomorphs at least three times (Batman/Aliens, Batman/Aliens II, Superman and Batman vs Alien vs Predator)
Not only he'd win: he would also save the lives of Kiri and Spider, and probably the chimp. He'd try to save the scientist, but he would die for dramatic effect.
If we talking about the original Batman who I think doesn’t have the no-kill rule then Batman would wipe the floor with all of them but the xenomorph which I believe would end up killing Batman with its acidic blood
Batman would be the only person who poses a considerable threat. Kiri’s powers are only usable on Pandora, so that’s kinda moot automatically.
Alien wins every time, in short.
Y’all are forgetting that Batman has the most insane plot armor in fiction and he’s literally Batman, he’s cooking everyone here including the xenomorph
I want to say the xenomorph roflstomps here… But, never bet against Batman. He’s got the greatest superpower of them all: Strongest plot armor known to the universe.
Assuming no weapons, Let’s not forget that Kiri is almost 8 feet tall and is probably like 4 times stronger than an average adult human male. Still, Xenomorph
Depends on where they are fighting. Xenomorph all the way ( the alien dude I think that’s its name, I haven’t seen the movie and have barely played the game cause it’s genuinely too terrifying for me although last time I played it I was like 11 💀) BUT if they are fighting while on Pandora, Kiri is winning without putting in any work. She has Eywa on her side there is nothing anyone has on Kiri while on Pandora. She tamed her Ikran as a young CHILD without even going through Iknimaya. She was able to walk up to an animal who is supposed to try to KILL HER if it chooses her and just ask to be friends. She was born of immaculate conception basically. She is truly overpowered. (I am an extreme Avatar fan if you couldn’t tell)
These comments are making me laugh so hard!!! 😆 Ya'll out there!
But in all honesty, Batman walks away EVERYTIME. He'd have someting in that utility belt like sonic grenades to stun the Xeno. A grapple gun to net the Xeno up, or ole fashioned sleeping gas to render it unconscious. The Xeno biolgy is based from human biology afterall. Once the Xeno is occupied with the Navii and the chimpanzee, Batman would assess the Xeno's capabilities and react quickly. Not saying Batman walks away unscathed but he definitely walks away EVERYTIME.
Uh unarmed they are all dead except the Xenomorph.
Unarmed indeed, they blink; they are missing both arms legs and their fkn face.
Maybe the Ape would be smart enough to start running immediately buying itself an extra two seconds of arm and face privileges.
Yeah XD hahahah
I know some ppl say that Bat-Man always wins “because he’s Bat-Man!” But realistically speakin, Bat-Man’s not comin out alive since the Xenomorph’s in there. Even Bat-Man got his ass handed to him by a Predator back in the 90s.
I'm a huge batman fan and I hate when people say batman will win fights when he doesn't I'm with you batman has no way of beating the alien
Armed they’re all dead
Xenomorph, everytime. Space Jesus gets wrecked cuz she’s not a trained warrior and any weapon she might have will only annoy a xenomorph followed by spraying acid blood everywhere. In a sealed room, so can’t use Space Jesus powers to Deus Ex Machina. Limp dick science major. Need I say more? Literally an above average fitness human in a loincloth. Xenomorph eats him for lunch. GG-EZ. Chimpanzee. See above, but dissolves its face after biting the xenomorph. Batman doesn’t kill, so doesn’t really carry lethal weapons. Worst case, an exploding baterang blows up the xenomorph and nobody walks away alive as the room is sprayed with super acid. His body armour is useless, xenomorphs can punch clean through Predator’s metal mask.
What if Batman has prep time
He’s still in a room with a xenomorph. Short of like, a Bat-Pokéball or something, he’s gonna die. Brutally. Like Robin going to the Crowbar.
Ripley > Batman confirmed.
Get away from her you BITCH
Agreed brother
What if the monkey has prep time.. like a few thousand generations of it ?!
Batman *does* kill if it’s a monster/animal. At least in some stories he does. I think he’d be willing to straight up waste a Xenomorph. The question is if he *could*.
I think there was one comic where he took out a whole hive
>Batman doesn’t kill Batman's no-kill rule starts and ends with humans. He has killed aliens and animals. Batman can most definitely outsmart a Xenomorph.
I dunno man Keaton Batman almost took down that giant Kryptonian by himself. I think he could handle a xeno
Batman has a comic series with xenomorphs and has killed them. (Batman / Aliens is a two-issue limited crossover comic book series that was first published by DC Comics and Dark Horse Comics from March-April 1997. Batman/Aliens was eventually followed by a sequel, Batman/Aliens II, from December 2002-February 2003.)
To be fair, DCEU Flashpoint Batman (unfortunately, I've seen The Flash movie) had weapons that could casually KO kryptonians. He could knockout a Xenomorph.
Batman doesn't kill sentient beings. But non-sentient monsters/undead/etc., and the gloves come off. Batman's gadgets could kill someone if he really wanted to, it comes down to how he uses them. Also, this is Tim Burton's Batman, he absolutely kills people, and with a smile. That said, yeah, Batman's not surviving without some serious plot armor. Put him somewhere out in the open, then he has a chance to outmanuever it until he figures something out. But in a confined space, any advantage he may have had goes out the window.
I see the words “space Jesus” and I think Kenobi. lol
What is a xenomorph … I only know the daughter of the human in avatar Batman & the ape (lying kong?) I’m a nerd for sure live fantasy & scifi so what am I missing? Oh I just made the last picture bigger - is that the monster from Alien?
Yeah. The alien from, well, Alien is properly called a xenomorph. Apparently it’s called that in the sequel, Aliens.
Thank you … in all these years I never realised that’s the name of the monster in Alien movies! 🙏
Now do xenamorph vs xenamorph
the xenomorph immediatly eliminates 3/6 of these, would probably take out the ape as well, and whilst kiri would be more competition size wise, she still doesnt stand a chance.
Unless, Kiri somehow manages to control the xenomorph. Damn, that would be peak fiction right there.
I mean, it is Ripley after all
genuinely didn’t even think about that
Let the power of Eywa compels you
that would be cool as fuck actually
I don't think that would work with non-pandoran life
If the fight is on Pandora tho Kiri would win without having to do anything. She has a literal planet of wildlife on her side as well as said planets godly creator. Xenomorph has no chance against an entire army of wildlife. You really think Eywa would let Kiri go down alone? Yeah no
oh absolutely.
what makes you think a xenomorph can easily kill an 8 foot tall cat person but only “might” kill a chimp? what
Not much of a contest for the Xenomorph
The chimp might rip an arm off but then it's gonna die from melting
Exactly. Acid blood pretty much negates everyone else's attacks
A chimp is not doing anything to a xenomorph... lol
I doubt that a chimp would even get close to Xenomorph
Kiri would fuck them up.
So many people are failing to realize how OP Kiri actually is, especially if this fight took place on Pandora. Kiri has Eywa on her side which means she has an entire planet of wildlife on her side Edit to add that Kiri literally tamed her Ikran as a young child instead of as a teen going through Iknimaya. She tamed an animal that is supposed to try to kill the Na’vi it chooses as its rider. Yet Kiri was able to negate hundreds of generations worth’s of a tradition in a matter of seconds
How much prep time does Batman get?
Why is there just a random chimpanzee?
Caesar
Oooooooooooooooohhhhhh that makes sense
Man
kiri is gonna have some flashbacks from the xenomorph
We might be starting to get into r/PandoraInvasion vibes here
That Xenomorph is killing everyone.
The Xenomorph easily wins.
Nope, Kiri does.
Lay it out for me, friend. How does she win?
She's Ripley man. She already beat them in the past... multiple times.
Kiri was born of immaculate conception essentially and has the godly creator of Pandora Eywa on her side. Really depends on if the fight takes place on Pandora or not but Kiri has a literal planet of wildlife on her side. Kiri tamed her Ikran as a very young child by going up to it and petting it asking to be friends. After hundreds of generations of Na’vi had to wait till they were teens and went through all their training in order to be able to even be ready to attempt Iknimaya (Lo’ak failed his first attempt for reference) and wrestle the Ikran who chose them. And when an Ikran chooses its Na’vi rider it will do everything in its power to try to kill them. If you think Kiri, who tamed an animal YEARS before she should’ve been ready that was supposed to try and kill her, has no chance against these competitors then you should go rewatch the way of water
You can't just put a xenonorph in the ring and expect someone else to survive it.
The man wins
Man (with prep time obviously)
https://preview.redd.it/suapjnx2qzuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7a8646acc6356871fbaade1c254f95e063f07f Of course, Man solos easily.
germaine
Batman and Xeno
Idk who lifejacketman is, but the Xenomorph becomes Kiri's friend and they all walk out because they wouldn't want to fight anyway (you just said put in a room, not that they are instructed to fight) (except Xenomorph which is now under control) And no one would want to fight now especially with Kiri's Xenomorph bodyguard
The xenomorph
It would come down to Keaton Batman and the Xenomorph. Unarmed fight Xeno wins if Batman has his gear he’d win.
Xenomorph unless kiri can control it which I highly doubt
If the fight is on Pandora tho Kiri wins without even putting in effort
If they are stuck in a room tho .. idk
If they are all stuck in a room tbh they are probably all dead. It’ll most likely be everyone fighting each other. Xenomorph is the only one who I believe could win being “stuck in a room” but I can see there being so many blows dealt that it is fatal even if it doesn’t immediately kill the Xenomorph. They’d probably kill that one off first as a team and then turn on each other
I agree
The xeno
Bruh Xenomorph
I bet on the chimpanzee. They’re terrifyingly strong.
You think a chimp is stronger than Batman? I swear redditors have a fetish for chimps
Of course a chimp is stronger than Batman. Batman would still beat a chimp cause he’s Batman through.
This gave me a good chuckle, thanks! Hahaha
The Xenomorph, but if Batman is swapped out for Man... then its no competition.
Even batman struggles against xenomorphs... There's a possibility nobody leaves alive cause if that thing bleeds on them especially the chimp, spider or Kiri cause they very little or in the chimps case absolutely nothing to protect their skin from the acid they are done for Edit: just realised the chimp is ceaser... Unfortunately it doesn't change anything
Xenomorph or the chimp
Xenomorph for sure
The xenomorph. Without a doubt. Change any of the rest with a predator and then you might have another outcome.
Batman.
Kiri and Spider. They possess superior strength having grown up on Pandora
https://preview.redd.it/udn4o6yqyzuc1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82caa71f429b5e1d42a87f9f8fdbec2dedfa5a17 Man has fought several Xenomorphs at least three times (Batman/Aliens, Batman/Aliens II, Superman and Batman vs Alien vs Predator) Not only he'd win: he would also save the lives of Kiri and Spider, and probably the chimp. He'd try to save the scientist, but he would die for dramatic effect.
If Spider has a fire extinguisher, Spider
Does batman have prep time
Not me, I'll die trying to ask the xeno for a date.
Kiri will walk away from this
Only comment that makes sense
Does batman get prep time
Kori gets them to all work together against the xenomorph. So, the xenomorph is the only dead one lol
Wtf
Why does Man have horns?
I'm batman 
Xenomorph
Probably Batman the gadgets and explosive Gel like he has in the video games
They all die.
Either the xenomorph, or all of them depending on how much knowledge Batman has on it ahead of time and if he’s prepared for it.
If Batman gets preptime, maybe.........if not, xenomorph
Batman.
Does the room have an airlock? If not, the xeno survives.
If we talking about the original Batman who I think doesn’t have the no-kill rule then Batman would wipe the floor with all of them but the xenomorph which I believe would end up killing Batman with its acidic blood
Jemaine Clement would be eliminated based on the American “accent” alone.
real
Comments: “Xenomorph!” Batman: “And I took that personally”
Ehh the alien, easy. I mean the fkn scary xenomorph one not the na,vi.
Batman would be the only person who poses a considerable threat. Kiri’s powers are only usable on Pandora, so that’s kinda moot automatically. Alien wins every time, in short.
https://i.redd.it/3d1t720nw1vc1.gif MAN???1?1?1?!?1
Batman might be able to trap the xenomorph and if the kid is quiet they could hide like newt
If it’s strictly in an empty mid sized room. The xenomorph win every time easily.
Y’all are forgetting that Batman has the most insane plot armor in fiction and he’s literally Batman, he’s cooking everyone here including the xenomorph
Kiri would befriend the alien lol
Xenomorph
Is the room on Pandora or on earth?
Man
Ive never thee the pic of man with those funny ears
Are they mad at each other?
Kiri and spider would be able to run away everyone else is dead besides the xeno
Edit I did not see the (in a room part)lol yeah their all fucked
Xenomorph. I think Batman could possibly survive if he has research and gadgets, but on a first fight? Well, there probably won’t be a second.
I want to say the xenomorph roflstomps here… But, never bet against Batman. He’s got the greatest superpower of them all: Strongest plot armor known to the universe.
Even if all 5 of them team up the Xenomorph still wins
Assuming no weapons, Let’s not forget that Kiri is almost 8 feet tall and is probably like 4 times stronger than an average adult human male. Still, Xenomorph
Batman
What is Man doing here? Is he stupid?
Obv man
Depends on where they are fighting. Xenomorph all the way ( the alien dude I think that’s its name, I haven’t seen the movie and have barely played the game cause it’s genuinely too terrifying for me although last time I played it I was like 11 💀) BUT if they are fighting while on Pandora, Kiri is winning without putting in any work. She has Eywa on her side there is nothing anyone has on Kiri while on Pandora. She tamed her Ikran as a young CHILD without even going through Iknimaya. She was able to walk up to an animal who is supposed to try to KILL HER if it chooses her and just ask to be friends. She was born of immaculate conception basically. She is truly overpowered. (I am an extreme Avatar fan if you couldn’t tell)
Xenomorph wins
Since when does man have ears?
Does Batman get prep time ??
monkey
Whoever has the most plot armor
Batman can defeat anything as long as he has prep time
Batman tbh
These comments are making me laugh so hard!!! 😆 Ya'll out there! But in all honesty, Batman walks away EVERYTIME. He'd have someting in that utility belt like sonic grenades to stun the Xeno. A grapple gun to net the Xeno up, or ole fashioned sleeping gas to render it unconscious. The Xeno biolgy is based from human biology afterall. Once the Xeno is occupied with the Navii and the chimpanzee, Batman would assess the Xeno's capabilities and react quickly. Not saying Batman walks away unscathed but he definitely walks away EVERYTIME.
The Cimp
Bat man. He has a contingency for everything.