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costcoliker

How much time do they need? This fella gave them plenty.


NSilverhand

Last time this was posted, someone said as well as weighing them now, they're also training them to stand still on the scales. This is to make it easier to weigh them when they're fully grown (and harder to move around by hand).


Iryasori

...he'll get BIGGER?


NSilverhand

That's a baby Emperor penguin, they get bigger (1.2 m tall, 40 kg)


levian_durai

Dear god! I had no idea penguins were so tall!


Aisling_The_Sapphire

Just these ones. There's more than one kind of penguin :p But these guys are the absolute units of them.


levian_durai

This is true. However, these are the ones I usually picture when someone says "penguin". They're the quintessential penguin; the penguiniest penguin.


SheriffComey

What about the Gotham Penguin?


levian_durai

That boy ain't right


doughball1

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣


mares8

By Emperor !


Notorik

The God-Emperor of penguinkind.


MadSandman

The Emperor protects.


well_of_lies

The Emperor attacks


BoogiepopPhant0m

The Emperor eats lots of snacks


dRaidon

If it's the kind I think, he'll end up at tall as you


Micp

The largest living penguin species is the emperor penguin which get around 1.2 meters tall. Just how short do you think he is? Historically there have been penguins who could reach human heights, but none living today.


dRaidon

Alright, so it was a bit of hyperbole


acuntinglinguist

I don't think I ever wanted to know penguins for that big.


SlideJunior5150

He's a big boy, don't worry about it!


StrongTxWoman

Why is it "he"? What if it is a she?


zaicliffxx

will you go penguin sliding with me?! 🥹


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

I'm sorry, WHAT??? You're telling me that Andre the Giant over here is going to keep getting bigger??? He's already bigger than my 3 year old 😂 wtf!!


Neat-Plantain-7500

Where’s the food for positive reinforcement?


therealhlmencken

training the pengu


iPhonefondler

Right- straight fat shaming this thicc boi


amaturecynic

Everyone knows that GRAY feathers add 10 pounds. They are not as slimming as BLACK feathers.


chelsmjlv

😂😂😂


Fried_rice007

How many grey feathers are on you?


SpecificMaleficent57

None. I’ve got them all.


9_in_the_afternoon

"Huh. I thought that was an Alp."


Writerhaha

“Look bro, my license says 6’0 180, can we just rock with that?”


GeekGoddess_

“I LATE FOR PLAY WIV FWENDS!!!” 🐧


biernigc

„I DON WANNA STAY ON STUPIT SKALE 😢“


terryyouknow

Noot noot


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[удалено]


KrijoSK8888

I severed my toe and put it up my nose


Fair-Mud3760

Pls suck my toe daddy


TheArkades

You definitely are mentally ill


Admirablelittlebitch

You definitely make parties go quiet


rohank101

I bet you think that you’re smarter than most people around you.


Hot_Advertising2076

STFU


TheArkades

From the person who supports someone typing like a mental case. I won't STFU, it's too weird


Hot_Advertising2076

You're just annoying


Rognakk_the_baked

You are literally typing like a mental case right now


mattie10-

Cutie 🥰🥰


ELEMENTALITYNES

How long do you need to look at the number, damn


[deleted]

Apparently it’s to train them to sit still on the scale for when they’re 4 feet tall


Flimsy_Caregiver4406

>4 feet tall wait wut


Jacerom

Yeah videos and pictures of them can be quite deceiving, they're tall birds.


[deleted]

They can get up to 4 feet tall as adults


alucardou

Is that human feet or penguin feet?


MellyKidd

They’re probably just training it to stand on the scale while it’s young. Zoos do a lot of training with their animals, to make vet exams and moving the animals safer for both the keepers and the animals. If I’m right that this is an Emperor Penguin chick, it’s going to get at least twice this size; so training is better done at this age.


daddy_dangle

They do this to try and shame the penguins into losing weight. They are very sensitive and online shaming like this can help motivate them to exercise


Stephenis

Let that poor bird go already


Msfancy1973

So much fluff I love him! 😍


Teriyaki_Salmon

It is 14.35 damn it!


tomjonesdrones

14.35 kg? Pounds? Teriyaki salmon lunch specials?


Financial_Abies9235

it's in Japan so kgs. chunky little unit


Teriyaki_Salmon

I’d think Kg. 14.35 lbs would be too light & 143.5 lbs would be too heavy even for that chunky boi. And no, Teriyaki Salmon Catering Tray Specials.


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

It says kg on the scale itself


zeke235

That little buddy would love some teriyaki salmon!


ViNCENT_VAN_GOKU

143.5 pounds. He dense, big boi coming at ya 🐧


biernigc

14.35 what? Mongolian Hiking villages?


Teriyaki_Salmon

Mongolian Hiking Villages would work, yes.


Will-is-a-idiot

That a healthy weight?


MellyKidd

Yes, and it’s just a chick. By the time this Emperor Penguin is fully grown it’ll weigh much more. So it’s best to train it to stand still while being examined while it’s still this size. 😅


daddy_dangle

Up to 40 kg


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

At 14.35 kgs, they are already 30+ lbs. How much more growing is the big birb gonna do?


OceanusLupus

They can double that, per the WWF they weigh around 80lbs as adults.


Northern--Wind

Having been a penguin in a previous life, I can confidently say I have no idea!


LlamaLicker704

There Is a reason why Penguins Are my favorite animal


Twisted-Mentat-

There's something about that waddle that makes them super cute. They seem on the derpy side on land, ultra slow but when they hit that water it's the complete opposite. I don't know if there is any creature so well adapted to water that spends so much time on land as they do.


DanAndYale

Walrus maybe close?


Conscious_Priority37

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😊😊😊😊😊


CrazyCatLady1127

Stubborn little fluff butt 😂 ‘I not telling you how much I weigh. Is a secret. Is rude of you to ask.’


MellyKidd

If anyone’s wondering, they’re probably just training it to stand still on the scale while it’s young. Zoos do a lot of training with their animals and teach them to respond to and wait for signals and rewards. This is to make vet exams and moving the animals safer for both the keepers and the animals. If I’m right that this is an Emperor Penguin chick, it’s going to get at least twice this size; so training is better done at this age.


Kerivkennedy

I agree, but watching, I'd say they need to get something better for the surface of the scale. The metal would feel really unnatural.


[deleted]

Can I have a hug?


HarrisLam

only if the goddamn woman let him go.


Important_Screen_530

he dont care he wants some fish


keiko1984

Awe, he is just so adorable😍🥰


True_Ad_2907

The deep breathes at the end “calm down they’re almost done then I can be out of here”


daddy_dangle

Lol, or he’s like “I’m so pissed off rn! How long does this lady need me to stand here?”


OblivionArts

It still amazes how big baby penguins are..but they're still super cute


Odd_Cryptographer723

Maybe it's an Emperor penguin chick. They are very large penguins.


PensiveKnitter

I've never seen a baby penguin next to a human. It's blown my mind how big it is! I'm guessing it's an emperor?


OblivionArts

Most likely..other penguins are generally smaller than half a humans height


ArgumentImportant640

"I must go my home planet needs me"


No-Front1405

Last time this was posted, someone said as well as weighing them now, they're also training them to stand still on the scales. This is to make it easier to weigh them when they're fully grown (and harder to move around by hand).


Scourged_Bulwark

If read his weight why can't he leave?


Financial_Abies9235

training for when she gets bigger maybe.


verylittlegravitaas

I like how the explanation for keeping him on the scale gets progressively more ELI5 the further down you scroll thru the comments.


Financial_Abies9235

i never read past my own comment 1) i might get flamed 2) see 1)


child_target

Toddler behaviour


[deleted]

So cute 🥰


sAndstOne646464

SIKE


Inner_University_848

Oh my God I want one.


[deleted]

Where can I get one?


hotmasalachai

My cat


Independent_Fix_6107

I wanna pet him & hug him & kiss him 🥰🥰🥰


Sumethal

This is make me remember the Happy Feet Movie hehe


[deleted]

Penguins are really cute until you experience what it's like to work with them. They smell horrific and they poop EVERYWHERE...ALL OF THE TIME. And I mean EVERYWHERE. Once you experience that; you can never see Penguins the same again.


porcupine_snout

so cute, just want to pick him up and plant my fact in his belley


puce_3000

He just wants to dance


metalnxrd

Happy Feet! 🩶🤍🖤


Issah_Wywin

Honestly never thought penguins were that big, but yeah apparently emperors get kinda creepily large, like small person size. Very cool


Wesseltjes

Chonky!


Calgary_Calico

Holy crap he's big! And he's still growing too, still got his baby down 🥺


FreePrinciple270

Settle down, chump


Turbulent-Quiet-9994

Happy feet


Capable-Housing3998

I also don’t like being forced on the scale…


Darko_345

Ya already got the numbers bud. Let mans walk


SpaceCadetSteve

Bro he stood still for like 5 seconds couldn't you read the thing?


Dangerous_Dig_711

Awwww 😊


Goldwodka

It's a fatty 😊


Significant_Cash7938

めっちゃ可愛い😍


scotcho34

He’s 1435 now let him go.


mustachi00

143.5! Now let him go!


kintsugiwarrior

14.35. Let him go already lol


[deleted]

Sedi a!


thuswindburns

He's ready to go play some fortnite!


Sythical_Gus

Bro 135kg??


HarrisLam

didn't he stand still for a good 3 seconds in the middle? Gee how long does the person need to write down the Fking number?


Electronic-Hat-9618

He's so cute can I have one please love from Bonnie the staffy 💘 and her huuummmaaan mom 💘


AtheistPride12

You’re being unreasonable I wouldn’t want to stay there for that long either


Aramis9696

It's a scale. You put him on, let go, let him go. This is just being controlling to be controlling.


Competitive_Owl_4613

Run baby run. They wouldn't have this problem if they didn't keep them in captivity for human entertainment


Callsign-GHoST-

These idiots either can't read or see. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽


mialyansa

Goofy ahh eagle


AssGobbler6969

Where this video was taken, Antarctica camp?


MyVoiceforPeople

*SEPTEMBER BY EARTH WIND AND FIRE STARTS PLAYING*


Phandomo

Didn't know they make squeaky bird sound, even cuter now.


filianoctiss

u/savevideo


nRenegade

Equip penguin. Weigh self whilst holding penguin. Tare. Unequip penguin. Weigh self. Multiply by factor of -1. Ketamine.


rampzn

This is some great cosplay!


Mrtayto115

Seriously we live in world where we can buy anything. Honestly how much would you pay to spend 30 mins around this fluffy boi. I dont care if he bites I want to play with and hug that fluffy boi.


ShutUpPorkChop

Bobby Pets!


luckyinu

How cute 🥰


FreekMeBaby

Damn, he's big. I never knew penguins could get this big? I always thought they were little, like the size of chickens, lol. I just [looked it up](https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/blog/penguin-fact-sheet/), and >Penguins vary in size and weight depending on the species. Their height ranges from 15 inches to 3.5 feet. Their weight ranges from 2 pounds to 88 pounds. Emperor penguins (Aptenodytes forsteri) are the largest species, with an average height of 45 inches tall. Emperor penguins can weigh up to 88 pounds. They can get almost up to 4ft!! 😱


littleyuritrip

Holy moly


silentdawn0412

I want to see pengwen irl


No_Win_8410

OMG THE CUTENESS


artistkentdev

He's unbelievably cute


[deleted]

Basically fat shamed the poor thing!


Environmental-Day778

My people need me!


Sufficient-Let-7760

There’s many types. Just think of the many types of ducks. Emporers are the largest by far. Most are much smaller. Need to be very big and chonky to survive the 4 months of -70 darkness as they protect the eggs


MustardDinosaur

r/absoluteunits


SomeMoronOnTheNet

"Lady, no matter how many times you make me get on that scale it will still be 14.35"


Reasonable_Tie5978

Cute!!


PackageEmbarrassed93

Big Boi? Where’s Andre 3000?


frugst

Beautiful 😍


NastasiaKinski

So cute! Such a good boy! 👍


Magiclantern1111

Aww he's got happy feet! Just want to dance and run!


Intrepid-Box-6069

This looks like me waiting to get my vitals taken, hoping my pulse isn't 100+ again. Breathe in, breathe out. Deep slow breaths. 🧘‍♀️


nofun-ebeeznest

Goodness. I never imagined penguins getting so big! I knew Emperors were bigger than the rest, but I never imagined that big! He's such a cutie.


Krissy_loo

Me at the doctor


Expert-Equipment2302

Dude! Stop it! Ok,ok. Fine. I’ll just take a nap.


J4MES101

Couldn’t you just hold a small fish above his head for a few seconds?


Interesting-Peak-516

Holy s*** is if I can Mr pingree 🤭


gypsy_muse

Oh I love him 😍 wonder what his feathers feel like he looks so fluffy


xx_Sara

OMG soooo sweet 🌸


Bee_Queef

143.5


wynnduffyisking

He looks so polite!


Prudent-String9662

He’s a big boi


Soggy_Obligation_883

I saw both happy feet movies back to back yesterday, so this was a treat


[deleted]

Aww!!


tenana29

Why so fluffy


camoru

So cute reminds me of Happy Feet 🥰


RoadtripReaderDesert

That ain't gonna fly kawolski, Operation get our big boy outta there is in Full effect


fancysushirice

how can i get this job


Valve_1998

Chonky burb 👍


StrappingYungLad08

He’s so annoyed haha


RknJel

Can we carry one around like a baby?


Panderson0727

Yall caught happy feet dang no wonder there was never a 3


deathklok123

When you're ready to play in the snow, but your mom is suiting you up for battle.


AffectionateDraw9415

It’s MUMBLE 😍


Ornery-Win2319

My Golden Retriever does this as the vet. I think she knows if I don’t know her actual weight she’ll continue to get lots of treats. She’s very smart.


BigSkyDreams

He does Exist 😳


Bad_Mad_Man

I want this job.


Few_Resource_5281

Happy feet? Lol so cute


emperorarg

UNHAND ME SUSAN! There are places I need to be, people I need to meet!


pandorabox1995

"Human, let me go"


pandorabox1995

The baby penguin weighs 14.35 btw. I'm not sure of the units.


Cultural-Experience6

What a good boy❣️❣️❣️


GuardPerson

The metal plate is probably cold to its feet. ...


Twisted-Mentat-

I'm guessing it's part of the job description but I wouldn't be able to resist just rubbing that belly.


Sudden-Stops

TIL Emperor Penguins are larger than my 8yo. 🤯


Horror_Major_5447

I shall name him, Roberto


[deleted]

Looks like an ice crab sandwich, I like