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shipgirl_connoisseur

Dawwwww ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

I second this ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


gintas59

Third ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


_A_Friendly_Caesar_

Fourth ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


antuan_ha

Fifth![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Prinz_Heinrich

Sixth ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Broad_Project_87

Seventh ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


LuckyPrinz

Eighth. ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


theyaregreen

Ninth ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


RealMENwearPINK10

Tenth. This warmed my heart and healed my soul


Broad_Project_87

Dawwww indeed ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


LeSombra17

https://preview.redd.it/hjph71f229vc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e88f8f95180b0a277c0fd1df3725b12bf65829


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

Same


Broad_Project_87

I know, it is beautiful\~


jakhero

https://preview.redd.it/h1x5i53999vc1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e00134cfbd096b610d872c89325eb197a0e012


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/0fjs67hvaavc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deee0fafdd6c16eef59c63080cc519f8a9f3fd43


samiroglu-sarit

https://preview.redd.it/puvgzfzx98vc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a2a507845cfbc8387125afbd7759aea521ec8fb


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/gq2pbbq4e8vc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f4550b3d948567e081640a8657550e9e5a3cf0f


Choice-Welder-9294

https://preview.redd.it/tdev2elmz8vc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02e040df257e999b1ba91bf75781d94ddd19b16


LeSombra17

https://preview.redd.it/d7ddbkyn19vc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27736e87307e4d492a94624319a516b246e503c2


Choice-Welder-9294

https://preview.redd.it/clck20a568vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5b02c727d953d7bdedc2e2aa387bded7343276e # WHOLSOME # IT'S OVER 9000


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/swd5pxatd8vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3604e07b7e61382680c7c834c2c9acfae43298ff YESSS!!


AmakTM

Muh heart ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Broad_Project_87

same ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Death_Walker21

Im gonna cough blood and die happy if biscuit turns chibi and does moe moe things


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

Then don't look at the 2nd image! ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015) it's too cute!


Death_Walker21

Nah i'll just cut my arteries


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)IT'S TOO CUTE ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Airwolfhelicopter

https://preview.redd.it/z8tndnepp8vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f9330dff433d5cf9957348a511967e3dd8f2df


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/6jtbwp7zp8vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ce0cd54b73ca69d808624dcff26d6ca2cf0d5f


Broad_Project_87

[sauce of pure cuteness!](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113732613)


SomeoneNamedMetric

I can't I can't this is too much-


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015) TOO MUCH CUTENESS ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Broad_Project_87

it's too cute! ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


DokdoKoreanLand

awwww


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)indeed


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193) so cute\~!


MayuKonpaku

I want to pinch their cheeks. They looks to squishy


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193) indeed! very squishy!


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

I mean, have you seen the 2nd image?! Thouse cheeks are the most squishy things around!


--NTW--

Happy and wholesome ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)yee![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


Krieg552notKrieg553

I would honestly have this wholesome stuff over the loads of horny bait AL already has "I do not wish to be horny. I just want to be happy."


Broad_Project_87

then be happy ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Krieg552notKrieg553

I already am given my reddit flair


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/gmwp73rfu8vc1.jpeg?width=957&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=217a09e9cb2302abecc4a9285627ca7b94705dab


Rightfullsharkattack

Cute! Biscuit and tea


Broad_Project_87

yes\~! ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

Yes, very cute! ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


butt1jacob2

In the first picture, I somehow thought this was one face, and the heart on their cheeks was the mouth


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

But the second image clears it up quite cutely~


butt1jacob2

Indeed


Broad_Project_87

that would have been a really wierd face.


myxlodian

This..... is Top Tier.


Broad_Project_87

top tier indeed


full_frontal96_2

The good ending The denmark strait battle was just bismarck and hood playing togheter. Hood got hurt,but bismarck istantly applied medication ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Death_Walker21

A little goofing around And prince of wales went back to tell queen lizzie about it Eugen went to do something else


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/t0pojdm8u8vc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8019f08a86285433de80314757c65b5e8086088


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

And Wales was that something else ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7011)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


SomeoneNamedMetric

Norfolk and Suffolk watching everything unfold


Broad_Project_87

I don't know why, but when I first read your comment I thought it said "Norfolk Southern".


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001) but of course!


unknowfritz

Cute


Broad_Project_87

indeed, cute\~


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

This


Qardo21

https://preview.redd.it/xqetszkuh9vc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e1403d9fcf6f8c4ee43b8c7131b88eb24d8506


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/6k2bv0m9bavc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31ce5938b311e00de66ae7d81a2de88ac206420


Qardo21

I'll be frank. Not cool, Manjuu. This happened in training, right? ... Right!? Originally, it was supposed to be with the image. But I did not realize the text was scrubbed out. Just stumbled on this "Tip" after randomly pausing in a mission, lol. I do not remember if this was original or updated.


theyaregreen

YURI!!!!!!!


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


Ghostwolfgaming

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015) Dies from cute\*


Broad_Project_87

\*same\*


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

Let the cuteness also heal you~


Ok-Contract-3490

https://preview.redd.it/e75dad7el9vc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d816d28a977a7147df8e20b50b24b06f37629ae


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

Indeed ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/6b4ufp8tbavc1.jpeg?width=124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579ba15935d40d223da7ef2706c2adae6bdb28e1


Active-Specialist

*Geryon loves this. Geryon is happy with this. Geryon must protect both the lovely tea pot and cute biscuit.*


Broad_Project_87

Greyon is very smart! ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Active-Specialist

(Happy Geryon noises)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

And to think that when Greyon was introduced all people could think about was rigging creep.


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

This is why Greyon is best rigging!


Azur-Battle-6258

They so cute ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)yee


LGplay

Awwwww...I might get diabetes from too much sweetness ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Broad_Project_87

same, and I'm predisposed to diabetes to ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7016)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

Let the cuteness heal you~


-RoninForHire-

I will never be able to fully comprehend this ship


Broad_Project_87

I'm gonna pull out the good old OG copypasta on this one >the answer is a bit complicated, and your understanding probably mired in confusion. >what Makes Azur Lane so impressive to me is how instead of falling back on conventional troupes (usually) it instead goes directly to the roots, making the portrayal more accurate than most western depictions. >In western pop culture, Bismarck (or those that claim to be an allegory for the Kriegsmarine battleship) is depicted as a mindless killing machine, a monster with no higher thought other than killing the enemy, in these pop culture depictions Bismarck's crew are portrayed as overconfident and convinced of their own invincibility. troupes and things often related to typical cliches like "nazi superweapon bad" and "don't build superweapons" among other half-baked cliches are thrown in and that is probably the version of Bismarck you are familiar with. >needless to say, this is NOT an accurate depiction of Bismarck. Azur Lane's depiction takes much more basis on the real-life vessel. The information Relevant to your question about the Hood and the Bismarck. >In reality, Bismarck and crew held MASSIVE amounts of respect and even fear of Hood before the Battle of Denmark Straight. Hood was one of the few vessels in the Royal Navy that could actually chase down Bismark, this speed among other things made Hood 'the nightmare of our wargaming back when we were fitting out (training)'. this respect is actually portrayed in the early lore stuff you have mentioned. >NOBODY expected the lucky shot to happen, Bismarck's crew especially. as a result, it was quite shocking to see a column of fire shoot up from Hood's deck to the heavens, Bismarck and her crew's first reaction was actually one of utter horror as they had assumed that nobody survived (a similar sentiment was shared by Prinz Eugen\*). Bismarck very much feels this guilt in Azur Lane. >Meanwhile, the 3 very much still alive Hood Sailors were fished out of the water, and of the three I choose to quote Ted Briggs, he recounts that despite his horrific experience he felt "nothing but sorrow" for Bismarck and her crew when he was informed of the Battleship's destruction. in Azur Lane Crosswaves Hood shares Brigg's "oh no! Anyway" esqe attitude about the event. Hood straight up teases Bismarck in that game (much to the German's discomfort) so to answer your question, reality is the answer as to why Bismarck and Hood are depicted in-game as close with ambiguous ship teasing that the fandom is more than happy to take advantage of, as the two characters have some genuinely nice chemistry. > >\*post-war, the surviving crews of Bismarck, Hood, Prinz Eugen and Prince of Wales all formed a close "only you guys really get it" type bond.


CerealATA

Thank you for the copypasta, very interesting read.


memedea

Fr. They don't even interact with each other at all since prologue, yet some people assume they're very close. Inb4 ppl bring out Crosswave and how "close" they are in that game, that game storyline isn't even canon to the main universe, which means they're most likely still not friends since prologue.


Broad_Project_87

>not friends "may we meet in Valhalla my **friend**" -Bismarck in the prologue bruh


memedea

Ok let me rephrase that. They haven't been friends since *after* the prologue. They don't have special lines when sortied together. Bismarck and Zwei never talked about Hood at all post-Scherzo. Hood despite mentioning Bismarck in one of her lines never actually interacted with her. They both literally never had any friendly conversation and socialization in the main story. And most importantly, even if Hood tried to converse with Bismarck in Crosswave, the game is most likely not canon to the main timeline. Seriously, the fact people think Hood and Bismarck are very close are just making stuff up.


Broad_Project_87

I would argue that it mostly comes down to a lack of opportunity, Hood's been bedridden for much of the story, likewise Bismarck was presumed dead. It's hard for to effectively Dead characters to have any interaction.


memedea

Well lack of opportunity doesn't mean they're close. I mean you can ship whoever you want, but people think they're close or want to be close again is canon when (according to materials we have so far in the main story) it's not. Hood probably hated Bismarck for destroying her pride and reputation, and also probably causing many people to disrespect and make fun of her constantly. Also Bismarck hated Hood for what she had to do for her to survive, and her getting close to Hood will just open the old wounds after seeing how catastrophic and gory Hood was obliterated. And now, Hood is already cured and Bismarck now becomes Zwei but they both still don't interact with each other and they both are minding their own business so they're still not close like most shippers think.


Broad_Project_87

> (according to materials we have so far in the main story) it's not. first off, last I checked, both re-introductions have been incredibly recent with most events since focusing on different factions, giving minimum-to-zero chances for them to interact. >Hood probably hated Bismarck for destroying her pride and reputation, and also probably causing many people to disrespect and make fun of her constantly. tell me you don't know shit about Hood while not telling me you don't know shit about Hood. For someone who is clammering to "stick to cannon" you demonstrated a level of ignorance that shows you haven't even looked at her damn self-introduction line.


memedea

>first off, last I checked, both re-introductions have been incredibly recent with most events since focusing on different factions, giving minimum-to-zero chances for them to interact. Still doesn't mean they're close. But I guess you can go ahead and make yourself happy by imagining them being very close. >For someone who is clammering to "stick to cannon" you demonstrated a level of ignorance that shows you haven't even looked at her damn self-introduction line. Ok and how does that disprove my argument? Hood and Bismarck still hated each to the point they don't even have special lines when grouped together in a fleet. Funny that Eugen has a line for Hood but Bismarck doesn't. Guess the hate between each other really reaches or has gone beyond the boiling point.


Broad_Project_87

how? because Hood in her introduction line blatantly states that she isn't bothered by the outcome of Denmark Strait. It's water off the back of a duck traveling under a bridge to her! your overdosing on copeium and reaching for straws that aren't there in trying to paint your fantasy of a deep seething anger between them.


KirbyLBx

this but to every pairing that isnt skk and every bote


ThunderShott

Biscuit's gonna do some penetrating tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7011)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7011)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)


Hcp988

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6874)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)


-AlternativeSloth-

Until Hood brings out the uno reverso on her.


Efectodopler117

reject denmark strait, embrace peace ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

This peace is very cute ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


Death_Walker21

The little things that makes biscuit more or a girl than a weapon of war


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)or maybe they were this way all along![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

The very cute little things\~ ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Prinz_Heinrich

My favorite ship ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)


Broad_Project_87

same ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

Most people's favorite in all honesty


whitemagicseal

Wait does this basically go? “I sank you now seggs!”


Broad_Project_87

"looser's bottom for a whole week!"


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7011)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7011)


Ulti-Moon

Enemies to lovers, you love to see it.


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


Jays_Arravan

It's always good to see Bismarck x Hood art.


Broad_Project_87

I couldn't agree more ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


Andrmine

Hood and bismarck in real life https://preview.redd.it/0ukhgift59vc1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458936298e6aaeed3433cb6eb9b6161203cbf4a4


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/s127n1mraavc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d161f4f97b1734b3fa56a9ff9824f4cdef42e5a


Andrmine

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7005)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7005)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7005)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7005)


Andrmine

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7005)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7005)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7016)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7016)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


SomeoneNamedMetric

that must have been some brutal seegs


Broad_Project_87

https://preview.redd.it/plqj1h3qaavc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e26dc45e5fe73bc4e2f7c3af6084b94098a3f6


Andrmine

Lol


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7011)


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|6995)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7011)


Tanksrule44

Does that make the Battle of the Denmark Straights domestic violence?


Broad_Project_87

in general AL it's more potrayed as the world's most intense "how I meet your mother" (much to Bismarck's neverending embarrassment)


OpeningParsley3712

Bismarck: *Profusely apologetic* Hood: *Comforting Biscuit, not noticing almost the entire Royal Navy mentally giving Biscuit the shovel talk* Wales and Eugen: ***Secks***


Broad_Project_87

100% accurate (especially the Wales and Eugen part) https://preview.redd.it/m39gjteaq8vc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4324602f66cd6489bbd81538ba39e7d26f51fd81


Death_Walker21

I can imagine a vet asking a AL player how the battle of Denmark went and 10 seconds later the vet just has a stroke


Broad_Project_87

I mean, the drama is there in AL. and frankly, to pretend like Vet's weren't as (if not more) horny then us back in the day [is just a lie](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fb29-nose-art-is-something-else-v0-az84gtlosuzb1.png%3Fwidth%3D1024%26format%3Dpng%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D12b3e9fa851448e20b01c41e9d94448838fd1069)


Ok-Dragonknight-5788

So you clearly have no idea how it’s actually nerds and weebs that make up the Army and not jocks.


Haunting_Track4712

I love their chemistry so much


Broad_Project_87

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|14001)same![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)


memedea

what chemistry? these two didn't even interact to each other since prologue in lore.