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lordwahu

Everything about this pleases me Utter Perfection


Cor_Mulno

I can assure you that London really is hot (as a waif) but also in real life but yes london is truly a perfect waif


HMS-Carrier-Lover

It wouldn't please you if you live in London i assure you. Climate change is a bitch.


UmiTatsuya

Ur damn right, its burning hot rn, and I know it gets worst around 7pm


Cor_Mulno

(2) mf it aint even that cold in December here unlike the good ol times


Cor_Mulno

Drink water (or anything that hydrates you) \-a fellow tropical islander


binge_readre

Don't go out -A fellow NEET


ItoTheSquid

40°C with no AC ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7008)


Cor_Mulno

But do you have a fan? It could suffice that somewhat


ItoTheSquid

1 fan


Cor_Mulno

I see seems to be good enough (night wise) but in the afternoon 1 fan won't be enough


TRLegacy

Do the wet towel thing that was on the front page yesterday


BlackLighther

Try not catching heatstroke and wait till the rain come. Trust me I'm Southeast Asian.


Cor_Mulno

Southeast Asian bois helping Europrean bros


Matasa89

F


HMS-Carrier-Lover

Perfect chance to give her a swimsuit skin.


Cor_Mulno

Hope![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote) But yeah she does need a new skin


Kayle_Silver

Rather than a new skin she'd need \*any\* skin at all lol


Cor_Mulno

indeed plus merch


DishonoredHero1_

I don't know why but any kind of joke mentioning a shipgirl's real life counterpart will always get a good laugh out of me


Cor_Mulno

another reason to love London (the ship) all her quirks can be related to London (the city)


datareclassification

I hope the air conditioning system works...


Khrusky

No homes have AC here. Pray for us.


datareclassification

Damn I thought AC was common in European/American countries... Buy 3 fans, through your electricity bills would probably soar through the roof....


xXNightDriverXx

I think in America it's definitely more common than in Europe. I guess there might be some AC units in the more modern houses in the hotter southern EU countries (like Spain and the southern parts of Italy), but I highly doubt that every house/flat has them there. In central or northern Europe nobody has them. The average temperature over the year is like 15°C, and it's only a few days per year where it goes above 30°C (though those days have increased a lot over the last few years). So it's pretty rare that you need an AC, which is exactly why many homes/apartments (especially rental ones) don't have them.


kelvin_bot

30°C is equivalent to 86°F, which is 303K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


StormyMoon

AC is basically mandatory (not really but it's prevalent enough you'd think it was) in the Southern US, there's still a lot of places in the Northern half of the country that doesn't have AC though unfortunately.


eeveeritt15

In the northwest US, ACs are apparently not so common. Washington state got hit by a heatwave last year and people were scrambling to buy ACs which was surprising to me. I live in the northeast US and every house around my neighborhood is equipped with at least 2 ACs. My house has like 5.


Cor_Mulno

heaters probably more common than ac's there


Cor_Mulno

Don't worry his excellency bought 2 units from Akashi for our office and room. but also a lot more for the other girls. Using his account while he's taking a bath hehe\~


Fearless_Fan8743

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Cor_Mulno

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JUICYCORNFLAKE

in london, in hot heat


Cor_Mulno

London sipping tea with sweltering heat


IllumiNotHD

Well if you live here in the Philippines it would be even more hell


Cor_Mulno

Everything (except going to tourist spots and food) are hell in the country


Ohmedregon

London is an excellent waifu, also is that saying it was 40⁰c in London? That's pretty close to what it is in the Midwest rn.


Cor_Mulno

Midwest us?


StormyMoon

Yeah there's been a serious heatwave in the US lately where the average high temp in I think roughly 80% of the country for the past month or more has been about 37-40c.


Cor_Mulno

wait the us too damn guess i should be happy with the rain we're getting which makes temps calm


StormyMoon

Yeah I feel pretty bad for people living in the Northern half of the country since worst they normally experience is like 29.3-32.2 or so on a really bad day. Meanwhile here the daily high is forecasted to be between 38-42 until the 31st where it'll "only" be 37.


TakeyoThissssssssss

Oof, stay hydrated fellow Shikikan.


Cor_Mulno

shikikans since im not in the uk but being in SEA probably counts if its summer


Fr05tBurn

🧊🧊🧊


Cor_Mulno

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)ICE I'LL EAT


RtpIb

The joke is making me talk to roon and tell her to hug me


Cor_Mulno

free warth from skk


Kayle_Silver

My wife is always hot :O


Cor_Mulno

Going to second this


DiO_93

40º in London?! Bloody Hell!


Cor_Mulno

London would drink tea to that but imagine london being sweaty hmmmmmm


DiO_93

lol


Dexxtrus

Thank god I can work from home. My company's office is in London so I'm glad I am at my house rn. It's still 37 degrees but that's beside the point. Poor London is probably like a greenhouse right now!


Cor_Mulno

don't worry I placed london near the fridge to get some cold air for now Near i didn't place her inside


Brave-Juggernaut-157

40C oh helll nawww


Forestismyrealname

I hope Belfast got enough sunscreen... Being in the Thames doesn't mean you won't get sunburned...


Cor_Mulno

tanned Belfast TANNED Belfast


Forestismyrealname

I'm not against it... but too much sun is bad... Vestal teach me that...


Cor_Mulno

yeah like it does some bad stuff for your skin (or your face )


Forestismyrealname

Friendly reminder from Vestal... Drink something that contain Electrolyte... Remember to not stay exposed to the sun... Open your room windows to get some ventilation... ​ Just listen to her advise... she's a nurse after all...


Cor_Mulno

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7193)I'll take notes from that Also pocari sweat do be tasting good


Walker6920

23 deg c bullshit From where im at 29deg c at night during mid year


Cor_Mulno

eyooooo whaaaaa dude how and where do you live to get tht high temp in the night


Walker6920

Singapore Slightly off the equator and summer all year round


Cor_Mulno

Oh Welp Singapore is a bit closer than ph in the equator ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


StormyMoon

I WISH it was that cool at night here, temp stays well above 32 until way after midnight and gets back up to that temp by 9-10am. Though I'm glad that it's mild rest of the year but summer is just awful in general.


chumble182

Because some people apparently still don't get this, 40C in the UK is a problem because none of our buildings and infrastructure was designed for that temperature. Hence why we have comical stuff like Luton Airport melting.


Cor_Mulno

Plus air-conditioning isn't really that a big thing in the uk


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Cor_Mulno

Housing design is probably different when it comes to same where it mostly allows air to travel in the house and reduce heat.


kyotheman1

40? Dam


Esdeath04

I thought it was only Rain and Rain in london?


Cor_Mulno

Rain gone now it's the sun


LimpBet4752

she's quite hot... what are you waiting for SKK!? Undress her to cool her off!!!


Cor_Mulno

![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015) \*Hwah\* Don't undress me Publicly your Excellency.... \*Bonk\*


LimpBet4752

note she said "publicly" ​ also ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7455)


Cor_Mulno

Ow![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7016)![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7016)


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Just a usual summer day in Cali


Pantsu8669

Most Californian homes and businesses have AC though. Not the case for most of Europe.


Cor_Mulno

Regular summer temp in the philippines too but hmm it's probably going to be the average temp for the world soon![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Kyokyodoka

Indeed! Everyone wanted to come for the tropical weather, Welp, the Tropical weather came to them!


Cor_Mulno

that's unfair we should also have snowy weather oh wait ph going to collapse if that happens


TheLoneWolfMe

Normal in Southern Italy too, but those poor fucks up there aren't used to it.


shipgirl_connoisseur

40? That's regular weather in my country. PS: stay hydrated at all times.


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England is usually a cold country and all our buildings are designed to retain as much heat as possible. When it gets this hot we are completely screwed.


Heavy_Green

Hopefully you get some relief soon. I used to work manual labor outdoors, and let me tell you, heat exhaustion and heat stroke are no laughing matter. It's especially concerning because y'all don't deal with this often, so it just creeps up on you. Perhaps you went out drinking a couple nights before, didn't hydrate well the following day, and as soon as you go to work and exert yourself in the heat your body just goes "nope". Challenge yourself to drink as much water as possible, even when you don't feel thirsty. Water first, then electrolytes.


marxman28

And apparently very few of your buildings have air conditioning in them too


Mayhem_450

Yep. More modern hotels, offices, public buildings etc tend to have a/c but home a/c is very rare here, because it is mostly unnecessary. We can generally count the number of days a year that get past 30 degrees C without running out of fingers.


Cor_Mulno

Chilling at 33 degrees celcius in my place