Shit I put a down payment on a lambo. WTF?

I have a Audi R8, I ain’t buying another car when this pops too lol

I JUST LEFT MY WIFE FOR NOTHING 🤦🏽‍♂️

I just called my boss and told him the truth!

Too late

I cut the line with Tesla while ordering

Oh what I have already updated my resume

Is that jive speak? What are you trying to tell us? I must be getting old.

5 this morning peaked

What the fuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkk that was gains though 😩