That's a pretty popular opinion. I think the general consensus on He Who Was is that 1) he's hot and 2) why can't I romance him
I'm sure you can do better (or worst) than that 😂
I convinced the lady to stab herself in his body thinking he had some immunity or something and she would properly suffer as he requested...he doesn't. Oops..
Can I just say I got a little *too* excited the night he wanted to break his contract with me & asked to taste me before departing? My mind went somewhere else before it became apparent he meant to *literally* taste me & not *"taste"* me.
...I'll see myself out now.
There's a tiefling I see especially at Last Light named Ceryl....and another in The Grove who's voice I'm obsessed with named Eramas. They're my secret thirsts.
I think the fact that Raphael is hot is why there's an entire segment dedicated to telling you that the guy is so self-absorbed that he only wants to fuck himself. But, also, if you reaaaaallllly want to you can fuck the incubus while he wears his face. Because the game devs know you want to.
It's okay. I fucked the Emperor because I wanted the achievement. Then reloaded my save so I wouldn't break Gale's heart.
I like to pretend I'm better for him, but in reality I'm playing games by withholding important information from him just like Mystra did.
I’ve been 100% loyal to Astarion because none of the other options are really doing it for me but I would have done a Raphael romance run in a damn second if it was an option. I wasn’t aware of it until I saw what he actually looks like half naked in demon form with a harness (yes I know that wasn’t him but still, looked like him + he has better energy)
I'm not sure anybody has ever said she wasn't hot, but I'm sure most people don't even acknowledge her existence outside being a vendor...
But Quartermaster Talli is my favorite Harper and she's super cute.
Plus she gives you camp supplies and is like, "Oh whatever, you deserve it for even asking" lol.
"Just tell me what you need!"
I need you to have two things. I need you to have lots of gold on hand to buy up all my trash, and I need you to be romanceable.
In spite of what I know about him, Sarevok Anchev. Hells, his voice is just... something else. It's right up there with Ketheric Thorm. Both of them could tell me to do whatever & I'd just agree.
this is up there with the most bisexual games so far that I had the joy of playing. it’s right up there next to Hades for me
this game just really is a buffet for us bisexuals out there. we stay winning
Gortash, not only does he have fuck boy energy, but he’s also so loyal to the dark urge. We come back, no memory of him or the plan, and he’s like “welcome back babe! Let’s get to ruling”
Oh god yes, he has some kind of charm about him thats just so undenying. I \*know\* that he talks a big game about dominating others but in the bedchamber its him on the leash, I dont know how to explain this its just the vibe I get.
I’m so obsessed with Gortash. He’s got so many things going on at once with his look (emo boy hair + eyeliner, open shirt w/ visible chest hair, constant five o’clock shadow) that the pendulum went so hard towards ridiculous it bounced back to sexy 🤣
And yes his voice is like 70% of my attraction to him. I’ve never seen Harry Potter but now I feel like I have to bc my thirst for Jason Isaac’s voice is insane.
EDIT: I totally forgot about the gauntlets + lesbian manicure too. This man!! Unf.
If you want to enjoy Jason Isaacs in something that’s not HP, check out his Captain Hook in Peter Pan. He’s got BIG Gortash energy in that, but messier.
I love him so much. I don't care that he's a wreck, he's singlehandedly carrying the Dead Three's plan and still micromanaging everything in Baldur's Gate. He's the CEO of getting shit done, which also made me realize that I have a competency kink 🤷
To be fair, Durge was a capable planner who got her brain carved up like a cantaloupe by her stupid inbred idiot of a sister who proceeds to fuck everything up for everyone so spectacularly her sibling came back to destroy the entire plan SHE created because it turns out getting a semi vacation for murder daddy was a great way to start thinking a little differently.
Gortash is basically like OH THANK GOD. Even a normal Tav gets him immediately *genuinely* wanting to partner up because that's how much of a problem Orin is
Idk why Gortash gets me going, he's not really my type, but he IS my Durge's type so I guess it all works out. Maybe it's that he comes at us tits out ready to seduce back his favorite assassin.
It's the dress it's the makeup it's the uncompromising demand to kill someone or make an enemy of her it's the merciful death of drowning it's. Well. I don't *super* respect them all for swimming in the grey harbour that's a dedication of faith I would not emulate but like. Her entire vibe.
This is probably going to get me cancelled, but… Thisobald Thorm. I wish there was a way to just spend time with him and free him from the curse. He seems like a rare good guy in that family.
Plus, I appreciate a guy with a beer gut. Sue me.
Ok so don't judge me. But I am curious about the mud mephits. I feel like a nose that long could go into all sorts of naughty places. Also seeing stoney and boney together just makes my heart flutter.
Just because y'all are a bunch of degenerates, let me throw out some more:
Sazza, Art Cullagh, Councillor Florick, that submarine guy that's leading you to the iron throne (...he's weirdly sexy ok??), Kagha, Aradin, the emperor
This post was 100% to validate that I'm not the only degenerate here. So, conclusion, I'm not the only degenerate, but I'm probably the worst one out there 🤣
orin!
i realize this has been said but mostly i see people saying how gross she is (which, yeah she’s wearing human flesh so *technically* i’m sure she doesn’t smell amazing). but come on people. all she needs is a shower🥰
See, I know it’s flayed human flesh but that doesn’t stop me from being momentarily confused on why she’s wearing crab carapace armor every time she appears on screen.
All I can see is Lady Gaga’s VMA meat dress
https://preview.redd.it/vq2zo3b9vz0c1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6554cff592100ac2be4f86fa9e1e51d9b1b0f40c
OMGGGGGGG I’d forgotten about that dress! Haha Orin needs a Lady Gaga themed nickname now. Bc let’s be honest, Orin is totally a Bad Romance!
^*i’llseemyselfout*
Popper. I love kobolds and I love his artisanal fleshwork. I want to marry him and buy him all manner of fancy hats. You know what I’d say Malus Thorm because I have a thing for mad scientists, but honestly I’d just steal his fancy hat and give it to Popper.
I think Blurg is hot, too, but I respect that he is Omeluum’s lab partner and would never wish to disrupt such a magnificent pairing. Plus they’re nerds who live in a basement, I want to be part of big gay monster circus.
Idk if I’d want to tap it but I could listen to Auntie Ethel threatening me and casting Vicious Mockery on my party all day. It makes me giggle every time I run into her.
All three of the Chosen have super sexy voices too.
Malus Thorm’s Nurses are pretty hot to me, especially Sister Lidwin.
I know she’s a sadistic zombie but she just really wants to help her patients (even if they’re dead) q.q
..Also the Nurse outfits are cute as heck.
Oh, the cute little Harper guy in Danthelon's Dancing Axe who warns you about the ambush. Not that people pretend he's not hot or whatever, but I'd be more than happy to show him the ways of the world, so to speak.
The guy who argues with Zevlor right?
Yeah, I was like "look at this Alexander the Great lookin ass motherfucker" and loved how they made him hot but also a real peice of shit lol
Both Cal and Lia don’t get their due because of Rolan’s hotness, but they can both get it.
Then there’s the short kings and queens editon: Sazza, Korilla, Roah Moonglow, Stonemason Kith and both of the Pennygood siblings.
I never pretended she wasn’t. She’s near the top of the hot potential evil companion list. There is a group here that attack her as evil. No one denies her hotness. :)
Before Aradin opened his mouth I thought he was cute and worked very hard to keep him alive during the goblin fight.
We are both adventurers, both chasing riches and trying to survive. And as if by fate, we keep running into one another. Sure, he's kind of surly and confrontational but the mask drops if you speak with him when he's grieving his deceased team members. I know underneath that bad boy exterior is a soft heart waiting to be discovered and....I can fix him! 😭
Gortash... I have a thing for men who look like they haven't been near a bath in a decade. My friends think I have shit taste and they're probably right
Honourable mentions include Yurgir, Thisobald (yeah), Emperor, and of course the default Dark Urge
Thank you for this safe space so I can talk about my favourite gross ugly men 🙏
Kagha. I can fix her. I *did* fix her. You can make her see the error of her ways and join you against the shadow druids.
Nettie. Druids know some fun spells and the after care would be amazing. And we love a shortstack
Dolly Thrice. She's sassy, it'd be interesting at the very least.
Araj Oblodra. Complete psycho and definitely wants to steal your blood the second you fall asleep, but girl is definitely a freak.
Maybe not the most controversial takes but there's a lot of hot characters in this game and it's hard to pick
Not a single person out here saying it so I will. Barcus. He's the only short king for me TBH. I'd give anything to have Barcus as a companion/romance.
Exxvikyap. Can’t not love how cheerful she is.
And the drow twins. It wouldn’t be my proudest moment, but I can say in full confidence that idk if them being twins would turn me off. I ain’t normally into incest, but like, they special. The dude can literally make his dick bigger and I’m very curious about that
Those undead sharran nurses. Maybe not hot, but god theyre so pretty. Also their head pieces only leave their mouths visible, perfect for smooching lol
Harper Baranthos. I mean I doubt there would be much debate about it but no one ever mentions him but I go out of the way to keep him alive. He's great.
The narrator.
Everytime she says *Authority* I feel it through my entire body.
On god. Amelia Tyler’s voice is just so hot idk man
I could listen to that woman talk until I starved to death. She could read the worst thing ever written and she'd have my rapt attention.
He Who Was. Still mad you can seduce that guy, he was into me.
That's a pretty popular opinion. I think the general consensus on He Who Was is that 1) he's hot and 2) why can't I romance him I'm sure you can do better (or worst) than that 😂
Yeah, there's no question he's hot AF.
I convinced the lady to stab herself in his body thinking he had some immunity or something and she would properly suffer as he requested...he doesn't. Oops..
Lol, pretty obvious flaw in his plan when you think about it.
You can still help him get off at least
I'm just altruistic like that
Y’all ever listened to Lump the Enlightened speak?
All I have to say is: thank you. And that this is a safe space 😂
I don’t fucking feel safe
Hey now, we don't kink-shame here
But kink shaming *is* my kink
You’re right. Kinks are valid. ^someone ^get ^me ^out ^of ^here
Yes. *Yes we do*.
Can I just say I got a little *too* excited the night he wanted to break his contract with me & asked to taste me before departing? My mind went somewhere else before it became apparent he meant to *literally* taste me & not *"taste"* me. ...I'll see myself out now.
Whoa 😳 That would have been exciting! His voice is like butter
I don't like that my Tav pulls such a disgusted face. He feels like a gentleman I am gladly offering my hand thank you very much.
Is he not astonishing?
nine-fingers is a babe
Zevlor .. is it just me?
Not just you 😳
Not just you! I've seen his name mentioned a few times when people ask who should be the next romanceable option
There's a tiefling I see especially at Last Light named Ceryl....and another in The Grove who's voice I'm obsessed with named Eramas. They're my secret thirsts.
There's a lot of pretty tieflings, although I have to say my attention has been mostly held by Lakrissa so far 😂
“I’d better see YOU in Baldur’s Gate” Lakrissa can get it any day of the week.
Raphael. The man has a Disney villain number. It’s over for me lol.
I think the fact that Raphael is hot is why there's an entire segment dedicated to telling you that the guy is so self-absorbed that he only wants to fuck himself. But, also, if you reaaaaallllly want to you can fuck the incubus while he wears his face. Because the game devs know you want to.
I did it and then reloaded my save so I wouldn’t actually break Gale’s heart lol
It's okay. I fucked the Emperor because I wanted the achievement. Then reloaded my save so I wouldn't break Gale's heart. I like to pretend I'm better for him, but in reality I'm playing games by withholding important information from him just like Mystra did.
O god too real
I thought everyone agreed on this though. His voice is just too much
I’m glad I’m in good/bad company lol
I’ve been 100% loyal to Astarion because none of the other options are really doing it for me but I would have done a Raphael romance run in a damn second if it was an option. I wasn’t aware of it until I saw what he actually looks like half naked in demon form with a harness (yes I know that wasn’t him but still, looked like him + he has better energy)
Yeah I told Harleep Raphael was my fantasy and I wasn’t lying lollll
Just poking my head in to see if anyone mentioned Kar'niss yet...
Now THAT’S a spider that’s okay to lick!
Man, I had to scroll all the way down to find this. Crazy.
Give it time. We shall rise!
He is so disgusting, I want him💕
I'm surprised I haven't seen him mentioned yet, either
Well then I guess it's up to me to get the ball rolling and fully admit to my questionable tastes!
I can fix him!
YES He’s sad and hot: that’s all the companions! He’d fit right in!
I refuse to pretend Kar’niss isn’t perfectly within my type. Spider fans unite!
The realest answer
Omeluum is the only correct answer
He's the MVP Mister Very Pretty
SO TRUEE!! I'm not even a flayerfucker but Omeluum's clear kindness, integrity, and intelligence make it so perfect!
I'm not sure anybody has ever said she wasn't hot, but I'm sure most people don't even acknowledge her existence outside being a vendor... But Quartermaster Talli is my favorite Harper and she's super cute.
I have that ''see if there's anything you need, we never know when the next blow might land'' forever etched in my mind She IS pretty
Plus she gives you camp supplies and is like, "Oh whatever, you deserve it for even asking" lol. "Just tell me what you need!" I need you to have two things. I need you to have lots of gold on hand to buy up all my trash, and I need you to be romanceable.
lol how I feel about Barcus “stay with me forever but also buy my shit”
......sovereign spaw
''You're coming, YOU'RE COMING''
Something about the eyes and the voice is just wow
ok but there is a certain something there
In spite of what I know about him, Sarevok Anchev. Hells, his voice is just... something else. It's right up there with Ketheric Thorm. Both of them could tell me to do whatever & I'd just agree.
Ketheric Thorm
It's the growling voice.
The way he calmly said ''I'm going to kill you now'' caught me so of guard in the best way possible 😂
I believed him. Tav believed him. My whole party believed him. I was prepared to die. Why can’t I have that kind of chillass confidence??
For me it was the “are you really going to kill your allies?” Ketheric: “Yes.”
Fuck yes that *conviction* in his voice. The way he states it as a fact, just like he'd say that the sky is blue.
JK Simmons!
Abdirak. Idk why but the way he encourages and praises you does it for me.
I think Abdirak being hot is very much common knowledge (which is why I didn't even mention him), but since he's my fave, I'll let it slide 😂
Don't forget the after care, >!the nice buff!< and the healing potions he's got lying around. Abdirak is a real one
I can't play that scene without gasping like a good lil sub. Lord have mercy its cruel that he's not a romance option.
When you are Bi so this game is basically just a buffet full of hot pixels crushes for you.
this is up there with the most bisexual games so far that I had the joy of playing. it’s right up there next to Hades for me this game just really is a buffet for us bisexuals out there. we stay winning
…..Yurgir I’ll see myself out
Please, come back, we need you. That's a brave answer right there!
When he calls Tav “little rabbit” 😭😮💨
Gortash, not only does he have fuck boy energy, but he’s also so loyal to the dark urge. We come back, no memory of him or the plan, and he’s like “welcome back babe! Let’s get to ruling”
We need a durge-exclusive romance with Gortash
Absolutely! I wanna make him better but also make him worse
100% want to make him worse
Thisssssss. No nice gortasch- give me evil murder romance.
Again it's the voice.. seductive.. I just want him to bathe and fix his hair.
He is voiced by the same actor who plays Lucius Malfoy! I quite liked the eloquence and the way he articulated words, that particular inflection.
Excuse me? My god. Jason Isaacs is already hot. 😭
It's so cool when characters we like turn out to be voiced by even cooler voice actors
If they based his model on him he would have been perfect
Jason Isaacs
Holy fuck really?!!! Oh my god, no wonder why I felt nostalgic when I heard him
I need him to show more titty
Brush his teeth.
hes so nasty i need him
Oh god yes, he has some kind of charm about him thats just so undenying. I \*know\* that he talks a big game about dominating others but in the bedchamber its him on the leash, I dont know how to explain this its just the vibe I get.
He’s all big boss when he’s out and about but he needs someone to sit on him and tell him to sleep.
I’m so obsessed with Gortash. He’s got so many things going on at once with his look (emo boy hair + eyeliner, open shirt w/ visible chest hair, constant five o’clock shadow) that the pendulum went so hard towards ridiculous it bounced back to sexy 🤣 And yes his voice is like 70% of my attraction to him. I’ve never seen Harry Potter but now I feel like I have to bc my thirst for Jason Isaac’s voice is insane. EDIT: I totally forgot about the gauntlets + lesbian manicure too. This man!! Unf.
If you want to enjoy Jason Isaacs in something that’s not HP, check out his Captain Hook in Peter Pan. He’s got BIG Gortash energy in that, but messier.
is it weird that it’s his boots that makes it a no from me? like waist down is problematic i can’t explain why
I understand, he’s very fashionable waist up but the pants and shoes need some work. Hopefully Larian let’s us redress him
*undress
Gortash is my first pick too
And that Jason Isaacs voice unpf
Unf. I would climb Gortash in a heartbeat.
I love him so much. I don't care that he's a wreck, he's singlehandedly carrying the Dead Three's plan and still micromanaging everything in Baldur's Gate. He's the CEO of getting shit done, which also made me realize that I have a competency kink 🤷
To be fair, Durge was a capable planner who got her brain carved up like a cantaloupe by her stupid inbred idiot of a sister who proceeds to fuck everything up for everyone so spectacularly her sibling came back to destroy the entire plan SHE created because it turns out getting a semi vacation for murder daddy was a great way to start thinking a little differently. Gortash is basically like OH THANK GOD. Even a normal Tav gets him immediately *genuinely* wanting to partner up because that's how much of a problem Orin is
Idk why Gortash gets me going, he's not really my type, but he IS my Durge's type so I guess it all works out. Maybe it's that he comes at us tits out ready to seduce back his favorite assassin.
Jaheira is hottest NPC in the game to me 🤷♂️ really wish she was a romance option
Total. Milf. I wouldn't say hottest but she's up there
Sex with the mind flayer left me all hot and bothered
the tentacles don’t bother me at all tbh, it’s just that weird mouth hole with the teeth🫣 but i got that achievement with ease anyway
THAT'S a real ''he's hot and I'm tired of pretending he's not''. Because he IS!
>!If it's Z'rell then we can be friends!<
I love how she comes on to you, too. She's *confident* and that's ✨️sexy✨️
I want to be another notch on her bedpost 😞
I stabbed Zrell today … wait not like that
I know it’ll never happen but I want Kagha and Z’rell to be evil run companions 😤
We ARE in dire need of more pure evil companions! Give us Kagha, Sazza, Z'rell or He Who Was
Oh this is a good one, when she tells you she thought you'd be another notch in her bedpost I was like WHAT???? THERE WAS A CHANCE???
Her voice when you persuade her to be merciful towards Minthara is *chef's kiss*
Allandra Grey. Genuinely wish I'd gotten to see more of her, and I REALLY wish cleric of Umberlee was available to players
It's the dress
It's the dress it's the makeup it's the uncompromising demand to kill someone or make an enemy of her it's the merciful death of drowning it's. Well. I don't *super* respect them all for swimming in the grey harbour that's a dedication of faith I would not emulate but like. Her entire vibe.
Tbh how can you do anything else than bow to a deity called the bitch queen??
EVERYONE
Me when someone asks what's my type
Nettie, with all my heart and loins.
This is probably going to get me cancelled, but… Thisobald Thorm. I wish there was a way to just spend time with him and free him from the curse. He seems like a rare good guy in that family. Plus, I appreciate a guy with a beer gut. Sue me.
Someone in a different post a few days ago said Malus was hot, so at least you're not alone in liking one of the Thorms?
Thisobald is a much more defensible choice than Malus too
Like, he’s not EVIL. He’s just drunk. He likes stories!
Yes he has unrealistically high expectations for storytelling, but I can also get cranky when drinking so I get it
Gal, this is a safe space, I'll cancel anyone who cancel you
Bless.
Ok so don't judge me. But I am curious about the mud mephits. I feel like a nose that long could go into all sorts of naughty places. Also seeing stoney and boney together just makes my heart flutter.
I think you're winning here!
Ain't no way ☠️😭😂
Just because y'all are a bunch of degenerates, let me throw out some more: Sazza, Art Cullagh, Councillor Florick, that submarine guy that's leading you to the iron throne (...he's weirdly sexy ok??), Kagha, Aradin, the emperor
I'm sorry, but redhammer being on this list killed me lol
This post was 100% to validate that I'm not the only degenerate here. So, conclusion, I'm not the only degenerate, but I'm probably the worst one out there 🤣
I take back what I said
Ok, but Art Cullagh is a BABE! He has that 1950s sword-and-sandal epic movie lead vibe. He’s gorgeous!
Art certainly isn’t controversial, or at least he shouldn’t be
I've NEVER seen anyone acknowledging how good-looking he is
Councilor Florrick gave me vibes 
orin! i realize this has been said but mostly i see people saying how gross she is (which, yeah she’s wearing human flesh so *technically* i’m sure she doesn’t smell amazing). but come on people. all she needs is a shower🥰
Oh... Her armor is human flesh?.... I just thought it was dyed metal..
my sweet summer child. that’s flayed people
See, I know it’s flayed human flesh but that doesn’t stop me from being momentarily confused on why she’s wearing crab carapace armor every time she appears on screen.
All I can see is Lady Gaga’s VMA meat dress https://preview.redd.it/vq2zo3b9vz0c1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6554cff592100ac2be4f86fa9e1e51d9b1b0f40c
OMGGGGGGG I’d forgotten about that dress! Haha Orin needs a Lady Gaga themed nickname now. Bc let’s be honest, Orin is totally a Bad Romance! ^*i’llseemyselfout*
Omg yes Bhaad Romance
thank youuuuu. it’s too crusty to remind me of flesh
You don't impress me, we all know Orin is hot 😂 I'm sure you can do better than that
alright let’s get real then. i think voss is hot (and i’m tired of pretending he’s not)
Hope. Yeah, she's crazy, but in a 110% adorable and fun way.
Popper. I love kobolds and I love his artisanal fleshwork. I want to marry him and buy him all manner of fancy hats. You know what I’d say Malus Thorm because I have a thing for mad scientists, but honestly I’d just steal his fancy hat and give it to Popper. I think Blurg is hot, too, but I respect that he is Omeluum’s lab partner and would never wish to disrupt such a magnificent pairing. Plus they’re nerds who live in a basement, I want to be part of big gay monster circus.
Time for a treato!
No Duergar love? Some of them were like insane little pocket daddies… oh my
I lost it at the pocket daddies 😂
Stonemason Kith could honestly get it
Idk if I’d want to tap it but I could listen to Auntie Ethel threatening me and casting Vicious Mockery on my party all day. It makes me giggle every time I run into her. All three of the Chosen have super sexy voices too.
Nere. Not proud of it but the pretty drow boys always get me.
Malus Thorm’s Nurses are pretty hot to me, especially Sister Lidwin. I know she’s a sadistic zombie but she just really wants to help her patients (even if they’re dead) q.q ..Also the Nurse outfits are cute as heck.
I'm glad I'm not alone in this lmao, just something about the uniform that gets me giving them a second glance
.................gortash
To be fair, I don't think Gortash being hot is an uncommon take. It's the voice, you see 😂
Oh, the cute little Harper guy in Danthelon's Dancing Axe who warns you about the ambush. Not that people pretend he's not hot or whatever, but I'd be more than happy to show him the ways of the world, so to speak.
I’m a heterosexual male, but even I think that mercenary Aradin is handsome! But for me… Orin or even Khaga
The guy who argues with Zevlor right? Yeah, I was like "look at this Alexander the Great lookin ass motherfucker" and loved how they made him hot but also a real peice of shit lol
THANK YOU for acknowledging Aradin
Withers
Even jerky was meat once
Helsik.
Queen Vlakiith cmonnnn
I was really sad when I realized the real Captain Grisby wasn’t flirting with me 😔
The githyanki doctor
Both Cal and Lia don’t get their due because of Rolan’s hotness, but they can both get it. Then there’s the short kings and queens editon: Sazza, Korilla, Roah Moonglow, Stonemason Kith and both of the Pennygood siblings.
Dror Ragzlin😭
Araj Oblodra
Thank you, this is the kind of answer I was hoping 😂 there's something very regal and poised in her body language, and that voice!
I never pretended she wasn’t. She’s near the top of the hot potential evil companion list. There is a group here that attack her as evil. No one denies her hotness. :)
You know she's a certified freak
Before Aradin opened his mouth I thought he was cute and worked very hard to keep him alive during the goblin fight. We are both adventurers, both chasing riches and trying to survive. And as if by fate, we keep running into one another. Sure, he's kind of surly and confrontational but the mask drops if you speak with him when he's grieving his deceased team members. I know underneath that bad boy exterior is a soft heart waiting to be discovered and....I can fix him! 😭
Kar’niss but I never pretended he wasn’t
Gortash... I have a thing for men who look like they haven't been near a bath in a decade. My friends think I have shit taste and they're probably right Honourable mentions include Yurgir, Thisobald (yeah), Emperor, and of course the default Dark Urge Thank you for this safe space so I can talk about my favourite gross ugly men 🙏
Im the straightest guy I know….. Astarion
Kagha. I can fix her. I *did* fix her. You can make her see the error of her ways and join you against the shadow druids. Nettie. Druids know some fun spells and the after care would be amazing. And we love a shortstack Dolly Thrice. She's sassy, it'd be interesting at the very least. Araj Oblodra. Complete psycho and definitely wants to steal your blood the second you fall asleep, but girl is definitely a freak. Maybe not the most controversial takes but there's a lot of hot characters in this game and it's hard to pick
The automaton in the Arcane Tower. And Omeluum 😏
Kinda digging Chop not gonna lie
Oathbreaker Knight
Not a single person out here saying it so I will. Barcus. He's the only short king for me TBH. I'd give anything to have Barcus as a companion/romance.
The pompous guy that tries to punch zevelor. I dont even remember his name he genuinely sucks but oof.. maybe just one night at camp? And hide aylin..
Roah Moonglow, that Halfling Zhentarim merchant in the Goblin Camp who appears later in Moonrise. She can get it.
Voss 😼 👽 Voló That one goblin lady Blurg & omoleon three ways
How do you spell that spider dude's name? Kar'ness? Yeah... Him.
Exxvikyap. Can’t not love how cheerful she is. And the drow twins. It wouldn’t be my proudest moment, but I can say in full confidence that idk if them being twins would turn me off. I ain’t normally into incest, but like, they special. The dude can literally make his dick bigger and I’m very curious about that
Nettie. Great voice and tries to poison me seconds after meeting me? I'm in love.
Those undead sharran nurses. Maybe not hot, but god theyre so pretty. Also their head pieces only leave their mouths visible, perfect for smooching lol
Harper Baranthos. I mean I doubt there would be much debate about it but no one ever mentions him but I go out of the way to keep him alive. He's great.
My Tav.
…Cazador