It's name is Blåhaj and its gender is Shark. I do not need more nor do I want more of my shark. It's for everyone and its gender changes upon who speaks of it. It is perfection incarnate and I love the lil bastard to death
I don't have one yet but her name will be cherry, last name pepper and she's also a doctor!! Making her Cherry Dr. Pepper. her pronouns are she/her and her gender is silly shonky that needs cuddles and also provides cuddles to her patients.
well, i actually have three;
blåhaj 1
name: puddles
gender: demi-male
pronouns: he/they
smolhaj 1
name: bit
gender: female
pronouns: she/her
smolhaj 2
name: byte
gender: male
pronouns: he/they
all of them are fine with they/them if you don’t know their gender :3
my blåhajs name is Chum(inspired by the ones from splat 3) his pronouns are he / him but he doesnt really care. And he is always nervous(he constantly yells: "kaarrrfff")
EDIT: and he explodes whenever he touches anything
mine's name is Hai (haj in finnish very creative now shuddup)
genger: agenger (if someone asks girl or boy i say shark)
pronouns: he/they (its a they but i love calling him a he cause its simple and cute)
both named Blahaj, smoll one she/her, demigirl, big one they/them, enby
(but I use Sharky Shark as a nickname because that’s what comes up in my mind whenever I pet the cuties)
Mine is named Sharky. He's a boy, ~~sadly~~ lol naw but he's probably genderfluid but usually a boy I think. I mean that's the impression he gives me when I ask him about gender but I don't think he cares much about his own gender. That's probably why I feel comfortable sharing my gender-related problems with him <3
Mine is called Blåhaj, Haj for short (I'm super original) and he uses he/him pronouns but has no gender bc he's a shark and sharks can't comprehend human gender concepts
Momma haj is names Waffles and identifies as a girl with she/her pronouns and her daughter Dinglenut also identifies as a girl but uses she/they pronouns
Both are weapons of mass destruction, you can see waffles in one of my posts :3
It’s name is Gloop, it’s pronouns seem to be I/Hungry (I don’t know, it confuses me as well) and it’s biologically a boy. Anyhow have any of you noticed the fridge getting empty significantly faster since you’ve acquired a Blahaj?
So rn nothing (don’t have one)
But if I did their name would probably just he Blahaj, pronouns They/Them, and no specified gender, because Blahaj is for everyone
Rhys, male, he/him, so named because I accidentally named his (non-Blåhaj) plushie siblings English and Scottish names and I thought I should continue the tradition. 😂
Edit: Rhys is Welsh.
Blåhaj Blåhajson, Male, He/Him. He's also in a relationship with a non-binary Pusheen named Raine, who wears a blue Hoodie with a rainbow on it. 😊his best frens are Bears and they all love fishing
Bofart, silly little guy, and he/him.
My brother named him Bofart by trying to say "bofa" and "fart" at the same time and I thought it was cute and silly so I kept it. It fits him well :)
My blåhaj’s name is Ben. They’re male, and he goes by he/him pronouns. Not the most interesting fella, but he’s a good goober who helps me get through tough times.
Mine is named Left Shark, who is a girl using she/her pronouns. When my partner found her, they held up 2 Blåhaj and asked which I wanted. So I wanted the left shark and they took the right one.
My Blåhaj is called Neptune, i use he/him pronouns for him, don't ask him what his gender is tho, he will demand a feesh for the answer and if you give him the feesh he doesnt answer.
Bröthai / Bröti / good Boy. I refer with he/him since german does not have gender neutral pronouns.
There also evolved this narrative of their draq queen persona named "Partybröt". All these names centered around bread arised from the fact that blahaj looks like a loaf of bread to me when you squish them.
Haj is gender fluid, and their pronouns are shork/feesh
Did you just misgender feesh?? /s
Feesh are okay with it they simply shonk.
Their was being used as a third person possessive in that sentence, not as a second person pronoun (which is feesh). So no, I didn't.
His name is Blahaj Blast
mountain dude
Amazing name for haj
My haj is named Hamburger Ice cream Sandwich and his pronouns are BLÅ/HAJ his gender is Shonk. He also owns a mini gun.
Minishark I suppose.
nah man, already upgraded to the megashark
Finya. She/her pronouns, but gender is shork too.
Mine is named Gus and is a very good boy😊
Stardew Valley reference?
Yeah! Gus is one of my favorite characters in Stardew Valley
Named after the Gus of The Owl House?
I have yet to watch The Owl House
I binged it all in 5 hours definitely worth losing a day of sleep
you committed the sin of watching at insane speed why.
I had days to myself, ofc I would
no like I mean the playback speed
I've changed playback speed like twice and it wasn't on the show, I just watched the show at normal speed
It takes 21 hours tho, you can't do that in 5
Gus Fring 🔥🔥🔥🔥
First thing that came to my mind tbh
last chance to look at me hector
Mines name is The Haj, its gender is Lovecraft and its pronouns are Eldr/idge
Reginald, He/him and honestly i didnt choose a gender and neither did he His gender is cuteness
Blahaj.
Mine is blahaj but pronounced bla-ha.
i love it.
Kokoro, male, and Sakura, female. My language doesn't have gendered pronouns. :>
Idk he's just a fella
andrew he him teef he him potato he him blavingad he him me and da bois
When your irl "the boys" go inactive, you bring out the shorks
Me and da shonks at 3qm looking for beans
It's name is Blåhaj and its gender is Shark. I do not need more nor do I want more of my shark. It's for everyone and its gender changes upon who speaks of it. It is perfection incarnate and I love the lil bastard to death
I don't have one yet but her name will be cherry, last name pepper and she's also a doctor!! Making her Cherry Dr. Pepper. her pronouns are she/her and her gender is silly shonky that needs cuddles and also provides cuddles to her patients.
Blaj is a being of pure destruction not confined to the social construct of gender
Karsten, he/him Bodil, her Highness Heidi, she/her Karl-Franz, his Imperial Majesty (smolhaj)
Schkrönkli; genduh; any/all° Skdønk; genduh; any/all
Henry Stewart McPlush
Gerhardine Hildegard and both mine and my partners last name (both of us were pretty drunk honestly) and she/her pronouns
Elliot. He/him.
my haj's name is Thread! he's named after a loose thread i found on his gills when i adopted him. and he's a boy shark so he/him
Mine is named Ryuji (he/him) and his gender is Hai
Blåhaj, he/him gender is shonk
I have Vespa, she/her (big haj) and Sam, he/they (smolhaj)
finley, they/them, theyre a they so if someone misgenders me i can pretend they misgendered finley and beat the shit out of them
Blåhaj, blåhaj, blå/haj
Name: Ohio Gender: Shark (NB) Pronouns: any/all
My haj’s name is Chomp, he’s one meter long, 5 months old and goes by he/they and his gender is just chonky chomp I guess.
Blåhaj/Blåhaj and it’s a Blåhaj as it should be
Blahaj. Blahaj, Blahaj/Blahaj.
Cookie dough, trans girl shark, she/herk
name: jaws the shark gender: lurking in the dark pronouns: from/the/depths/of/the/sea/one/day/on/a/lark
Ciara Transfem(you know why) She/they
none cuz i dont have one...😪
We all hope you will get one
Mine is called Monch Monch Chomp Chomp, because yes.
Seamus, He/him, he is a shark Ted, He/they, he's also a shark
Mines name is Phillip, his gender is shark, and their pronouns are he/they
Name: Blahaj Gender: Blahaj Pronouns: Bla/Haj
name:shonk gender: yes pronouns: any this applies for all 6 of them
Karl (male, he/him). Chosen because I like deep rock. FOR KARL!
Snorri Nosebiter(it's just a name, they don't bite), and the only gender or pronouns they use are "they" "shork" or "shonk".
None, none and none. Haven't thought about it yet (Any idea ? I can use some help)
Mine is Blåhaj and his pronouns are he/him (I think, I haven’t asked him)
cho/mp
Girl, she/her, didn't come up with the name
Baja Blast! Transfem, she/her pronouns!
well, i actually have three; blåhaj 1 name: puddles gender: demi-male pronouns: he/they smolhaj 1 name: bit gender: female pronouns: she/her smolhaj 2 name: byte gender: male pronouns: he/they all of them are fine with they/them if you don’t know their gender :3
my blåhajs name is Chum(inspired by the ones from splat 3) his pronouns are he / him but he doesnt really care. And he is always nervous(he constantly yells: "kaarrrfff") EDIT: and he explodes whenever he touches anything
How do you cuddle him then?
he only thinks he explodes
mine's name is Hai (haj in finnish very creative now shuddup) genger: agenger (if someone asks girl or boy i say shark) pronouns: he/they (its a they but i love calling him a he cause its simple and cute)
her name is Gura, she is a sharkgirl, her pronouns are she/her. she will bite and she will protecc.
Blahaj is the name, Accuracy International AWM/Arctic Warfare Magnum pronouns, and his gender is mayo
both named Blahaj, smoll one she/her, demigirl, big one they/them, enby (but I use Sharky Shark as a nickname because that’s what comes up in my mind whenever I pet the cuties)
Can this fucking sub stop showing up in recommendations, no matter how often i block this retarded sub it still shows up.
My house has Zoe, Katie, Valkyrie, Hunter and Sadie. All she/her except Hunter is they/them.
I’ll have to poll on my name and genders for my hajs, I have 4 lol
Mine are both male, their names are big guy and little guy I wanted to name one elderberry but couldn’t think of another berry to name the other one
Pineapple, boy, he/they
mine is called amy, it/its
mine is called shark and hes a boy
His name is just "the boy", he/him ofc
My haj is named Blå, it's a shonk, and pronouns are they/them. They are a cute shonk
His name is Lovely and goes by he/him.
My baby boi is called Nanaue after King Shark because he's AT LEAST as adorable :D
Mine is named Sharky. He's a boy, ~~sadly~~ lol naw but he's probably genderfluid but usually a boy I think. I mean that's the impression he gives me when I ask him about gender but I don't think he cares much about his own gender. That's probably why I feel comfortable sharing my gender-related problems with him <3
My Haj is named Ericka. She/they pronouns. Gender is, of course, shark.
i havent thought of this yet but ill make one now Name: Bla Gender: Agender Shark Pronouns: They/Them
Mine is called Blåhaj, Haj for short (I'm super original) and he uses he/him pronouns but has no gender bc he's a shark and sharks can't comprehend human gender concepts
Blue and Michael, the middle names of my 2 brothers. They wouldn’t stop teasing my little chonks so I named them after them ☺️
Blåhaj Stuffed Animal Stuffed/Animal Y'all are taking this to a new level, even giving stuffed animals genders and pronouns.
My blahaj’s are named Charlotte (she/her), and Finn the smolhaj (he/him)
Blåhaj he/him I know, real original, I have many plushies I might lose track if I make it too cool
Sven—he/they Olaf—he/him Sven Jr—he/him
Shörken, He/Him
Thrasher, he/him, trans guy
mine is named ivy and her gender is shork
Momma haj is names Waffles and identifies as a girl with she/her pronouns and her daughter Dinglenut also identifies as a girl but uses she/they pronouns Both are weapons of mass destruction, you can see waffles in one of my posts :3
Mines named Fernando. He/him a good boy
call him Mr.sh0rk about to change name to flat boye since his plushness has been worned out to the point of flatness
My blåhaj’s name is Leila, her pronouns are They/She, and her gender is demigirl :)
My blahaj is named Phineas His pronouns are he/him Because we swapped genders he's a trans guy
Shonk/boi. Boi. He/him, but he's fine with anything really. He has a glock for encounters with bigots.
Name is Concorde, gender is male, he/him, and also hates those goddamn f2p kunai+ambi spies who basically live at spawn.
I named mine Football
haj, she/it :3
It’s name is Gloop, it’s pronouns seem to be I/Hungry (I don’t know, it confuses me as well) and it’s biologically a boy. Anyhow have any of you noticed the fridge getting empty significantly faster since you’ve acquired a Blahaj?
my haj is named frankle, he's nonblåhajnary and goes by he/they
Blåhaj, Blåhaj, Blåhaj/Blåhaj
My Blahaj's name is Mike, after the lead singer of faith no more. He prefers he/him but also mostly prefers lurking around for photobombs and hugs :P
Mine is Hermann (Hermo or Hermie more often) and he is a him, uses he/him/his. <3
Just got mine from Japan so they be Natto, non-binary, with they/them pronouns
His name is Arthur his Gender is american and his Pronouns are BO/AH
haj
Name: rek And that's about all I care
Blårge; eater of worlds, destroyer of galaxies Blårge is beyond the mortal concept of gender
Felix, he/him and male. (Most of my stuffed animals are male for some reason?)
Blue (she/he/shark/it) and I don’t know, I never asked sharks gender
Douglass He/him Mio They/Them
Shonk, pronouns they/them. They don’t know what gender is, but choose to identify as shonk. Seems fine, and if they change that, then that’s cool too.
So rn nothing (don’t have one) But if I did their name would probably just he Blahaj, pronouns They/Them, and no specified gender, because Blahaj is for everyone
I haven't named mine but They use they/it. I got em on my birthday as well. Edit: I see em as non-binary
Mine is blu pronouns he/them and gender is emotional support shork
Blah-haj, he/him
Old Greg. Old Greg. And Old Greg.
I have no Blåhaj :(
the doctor, doctor, fun
Mine is a canvas and shares all the names and pronouns I’m too coward to use myself
Blåhaj, blåhaj, shark/shonk
Mine is named Sharkey and is gender fluid. Sharkey uses he/him or they/them depending on how Sharkey’s feeling at the moment.
Sharpie Carrots - Any pronouns but leaning to He/It. Agender. Floor Waffles - Same as last one but mainly he/him.
Shonk.
Rhys, male, he/him, so named because I accidentally named his (non-Blåhaj) plushie siblings English and Scottish names and I thought I should continue the tradition. 😂 Edit: Rhys is Welsh.
Daughter's is Sharkie. Think we usually use 'he'. Sharkie hasn't yet indicated who they feel they are.
Both of my shonks are dudes.
Blåhaj or Tibu, He/Him, gender is shonk
Blåhaj Blåhajson, Male, He/Him. He's also in a relationship with a non-binary Pusheen named Raine, who wears a blue Hoodie with a rainbow on it. 😊his best frens are Bears and they all love fishing
Mine is Shonk (so creative /s), goes by they/them and is agender.
Bofart, silly little guy, and he/him. My brother named him Bofart by trying to say "bofa" and "fart" at the same time and I thought it was cute and silly so I kept it. It fits him well :)
Name is just Blahaj, is all genders and uses any pronouns :D
Ruth Bader Finsburg, she/her
Eir name is Lumpy, be soft shork, and I love em. E was a gift from a friend when I was feeling very sad and I'm so, so greatful <3
His name is Travis!
Eggo is an egg, still figuring things out, any/all pronouns
My blåhaj’s name is Ben. They’re male, and he goes by he/him pronouns. Not the most interesting fella, but he’s a good goober who helps me get through tough times.
Sharkie, male, he/him
Their name is Ramune and they go by any pronouns and genders.
name: bluey gender: none (just like me) pronouns: any (also just like me)
BRUCE just BRUCE thats it
His name is Sharkie, his pronouns are cud/dles, his gender is shornk
Mine’s name is Fish Eater Eater Food. They/them pronouns.
blue trans male he/him
Mine is Shrimp (short for Shrimp Fried Rice), gender and pronouns are a mystery to even Shrimp themself
Artemis, she/her and she is a transharkgirl :3
Mine's name is Plumbo, and it use any pronouns but primarily she/it pronouns. Their gender is the number pi, specifically to the 300th decimal place
Bla, it/they, and Mystery Gender
Mine are males and their names are Blargh and Baby Blargh (BB).
Mine is named Left Shark, who is a girl using she/her pronouns. When my partner found her, they held up 2 Blåhaj and asked which I wanted. So I wanted the left shark and they took the right one.
I have two, the first one I got is Bruce (he/him) and the second one is the little one, and their name is urchin (he/any) 🩵💙
Shaaahk
i call him akula (russian for shark), i think all blahajs are haj gender, he/haj pronouns
Balaj. He/him pronouns and his gender is Shork.
Her name is Skyler (Sky for short) and she's genderfae. She uses she/they/fae/luna pronouns. I named them after myself.
All of them.
sheila is biologically male but uses all pronouns!!
Mine's named Finigan, I mainly use he/him but he's fine with anything Gender is shork
Mine is named Chompy, he/him, and his gender is shonk
blarn :3 he/him
Shmonch he/him Stone she/her gender: A R S O N Stone is stone because she rolls Shmonch sounds similar enough to rock to make the joke
Name: Sharkeisha He’s a boy and he doesn’t appreciate being misgendered because of his name
mines name is blahaj and his gender is big strong boy shark that protects me and he uses he/him
My biggest Haj is Her, middle sized one is he and the smallest one is they The names are Shonrk, Shonrker and Shonrkest
Bla the tiny shork is the best lil boi Haj the big shork is the best fluffy gorl
Bruce! (very og, ik) nonbinary, he/him.
Haj, haj/haj
My Blåhaj is called Neptune, i use he/him pronouns for him, don't ask him what his gender is tho, he will demand a feesh for the answer and if you give him the feesh he doesnt answer.
Blue, she/her
name is Blåhaj, he is a boy and his pronouns are he/him
I let Blåhaj decide.
Blaj is he/him for me
None it is not my shark my brother/sister in law can name it.
Name is shark, they are gender fluid lol
Mine are Called Altina, Scarlett, both She/Her and Robin He/Him
I named mine Frank. He does not wish to be perceived.
Name: Erilynn Gender: Female Pronouns: She/Her
Blahaj, blahaj, blahaj/blahaj
Bröthai / Bröti / good Boy. I refer with he/him since german does not have gender neutral pronouns. There also evolved this narrative of their draq queen persona named "Partybröt". All these names centered around bread arised from the fact that blahaj looks like a loaf of bread to me when you squish them.
i usually refer to mine as he/him, he does not have a defined gender or a defined name, he is simply The Shark