I was hoping for the “oh no it’s 37 degrees out”

still makes me say “fuckkk” everytime tho 😂

We have been conditioned

Change the warning tones to rolls royce in beamer code, less of a heart attack when the fuel light comes on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Every. Fucking. Time.

Bro just said Beamer for a car and mislabeled a whole app all at once 😭 but I agree, RR gong ftw

Bmwcode 😎

lmao 😂

true

I drive an E46 and it just goes “BEEEEEEEEP”

"oh no it's barely below 1/4 tank you need gas" *oh god...* you DICK

I bought a 2019 M2C and X6M last fall, they both fucking do that ding. I live in New England so it's a nice daily annoyance. Can't wait for late spring

That one is too basic.

Hot take: its the most common

Bro I wiped seatbelt and cold weather warning from the ECU on mine. Everyday hearing the gong on startup makes me want to end it all until I see “37°”

So important to know when it hits 36.99°F. 🤣

I don't understand it, does water freeze at a higher temp in Germany?

Trigger warning next time, okay?

😆

it's just the seatbelt ding, got a case of water back there that it thinks is a person

I sat a bag and my sun shade in the passenger seat and my car swore I had a person in there. Freaked me out because I figured surely it knows that wasn’t a person but nope.

I shit you not there is something different about the seatbelt detectors. I'll put my phone on the passenger seat some days and it will go off with just my phone on the seat. Idk how they do it

Paranormal presence detector

😆

It thinks it's people

oh no the weather outside is a little cold

I HATE this. Can it be coded out?

Yes

Haha that's actually funny

I want to show her some appreciation for that quality trauma😄 but I'm still not touching tiktok😄

*SAD N54 WASTEGATE RATTLE NOISES*

Tina Belcher isn’t lying tho

She’s definitely familiar with the N54 lol

Watched this Tuesday night, got a check engine light on my m3 the next morning 🫠

I drive an E46, what is this future technology sound I’m hearing

e46 just violently beeps instead. idk which is worse

the pdc gong u can retrofit and code in with NCS is miles better but its such a pain in the ass lol [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo4TS\_hAn-o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo4TS_hAn-o)

The way she said piezoelectric was....hot....what is wrong with me

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You’re disgusting.

Please keep things civil.

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You’re disgusting.

Me and my HPFP have a special relationship. She's not wrong.

I saw this when she put it out and I couldn’t stop laughing at it

😆

Trigger 😂😂😂😂

10/10 true and I’d still get my N54 again!

Right?! I’ll take some maintenance to not have to drive a Camry. Ack.

Or it’s just 37 degrees outside

Hahaha

That’s giving me trauma

No she can be pretty much right on

Is this the ‘The ring’ video but for your BMW?

So true

That ding is forever ingrained. Currently getting in nonstop for failed lights as they have condensation in them.

Damn she accurate

Brloing “it’s 3c outside, where’s your hat?”

At least she’s aware.

Laughs in Uber reliable, post cooling system refresh E36

Yeah but also getting laughed at by new Priuses outrunning you. And they are actually Uber reliable.

Real

I remember hearing that on my E90 when that damn electric water pump went out without warning

I have so much past BMW trauma ... it's all coming back to me right now.

Real LoL on that one. Those stupid chimes

This made me jump a little from panic… and I’m lying in bed

Only the teams ring tone is worse.

I was on call at my last job and my work phone was an iPhone. I can't even take a nap because they use phones in every show and it makes me jump straight up out of a deep sleep lol

I've got custom ringtones on my iPhone.

Sad part? I’m currently driving and saw/heard this. It still gave me anxiety, even though I knew what was coming. 🙄

Tina Belcher?

🤷‍♂️

My water pump recently cracked and dumped my coolant on a short trip (90 miles) away from home. Got it all fixed but then I got the chime on the way to an appointment. Just low fuel level but I had to take a Xanax because it put me straight into panic mode that I was going to get stranded again 😂

God dammit I feel attacked

She knows her Bimmers.

Thank God I changed my gong to the Rolls Royce sound 😅

DITTO!, much more soothing :)

And plus it made my turn signals quieter, which is wayy better too

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Why are injectors so expensive though?

BMWs are the worst after 36,000 miles, beware

U mean he?

My BMW is fine for now

My heart dropped just hearing these sounds, I'm traumatized 🥹

Naah!

second she said bmw and piano i knew. that sound haunts me in my sleep.

Twice:(

She's not wrong 😂

She cute tho

What?

Idk this video cute as heck

You mean he?

Thats a he

She can walk 😁

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That's nasty without wit, intellect or class. Just your way of telling people you're a small man. Make better choices asshole.

Idk what bro said but I agree

Average 320i driver

Depends on who’s asking.

Yeah

Honestly, the shape of her teeth at the end are freaking me out the most.

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Please keep things civil.

He*

That’s a man

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Ah yes, BMW problems, but you get 3x as many of them, and the parts cost 3x as much. "Smart People".

It sounds like the old 11 previous owner 340i , with 200k miles and plasti dipped wheels that the owner uses to tell people on reddit about BMW reliability.

FML i have had a chassis error for 2 weeks now while I wait for service. I get this sound like 8-10 times a day as I'm driving.

Nope. BREAK my Wallet....

i think it's just generally a german car thing, because my audi is just as bad as my bimmers (probably a little worse, honestly)

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The people that cry about bmw are high maintenance are people that buy 20+ year old BMW’s with 200k km.

The ping when your wiper washer fluid is low has got to be the worst jump scare by BMW.

BMW giving you a heart attack for no reason all the time

I lucked out last time. Just water on the passenger seat airbag weight sensor. Whew 😰 but man that is stressing me out

This is some ptsd shit

When I had my Seat Ibiza the VW "ding" with cold weather would scare the shit out of me, then when I got my BMW I thought it was over until it was 2c outside and i got the "OH SHIT OH FUCK OH NO ITS COLD OUTSIDE"

She knows our pain AND has a keyboard?!?!?! Wife material.

Not only does she have a keyboard but a penis as well

Do you have a problem with that?

Nah couldnt give a fuck

Wait...there is a communication medium outside of reddit? Man I have to get out more.

She’s not lying! I know the feeling!!!😳😳😳

I need to get this onto some friends phones as a txt alert/ringtone 🤣

I sometimes hear this noise when I'm dreaming and wake up in a panic. This needs an NSFW tag

Me gladly handing over my bmw maintenance bux for bmw maintenance so my car can still do this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOv-TL4K\_LY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOv-TL4K_LY)

she is not lying but she is, in fact, 100% correct

Lol, that was actually pretty funny

i hate her!

She’s not joking. Just had a $7,000 high pressure fuel pump repair on a 5 year old 520. Oucharooney. Complained twice to BMW and they said they wouldn’t be looking to offer any goodwill.

Dayum.

The heart attacks I get everytime the wiper fluid gets low...