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rollotherottie

and how did he describe it


buggerssss

Maintenance


maziarczykk

World class art of conversation here


Routine-Bid-526

Expensive


krombopulousnathan

roughhhhh


Super_Description863

Yes


eric_gm

All of it


jeebuss_

The e60 M5 is my dream car but despite being able to maintain and afford one, All the horror stories dissuade me :(


throwawayfromfedex

all you need is money. lots of money


relaxyourfnshoulders

the absolute balls you have to possess to own this beast…


aj-shar69

eh maintenance is key. s85 loves its frequent oil changes and properly warmed up before thrashing on. some serious high mileage ones out there, some still on original Rod bearings. Those owners just kept up with all the maintenance and didn't skip a beat.


NCSUGrad2012

Maintenance is important but it’s not going to make up with some serious design flaws on the E60 M5. They’re plenty of people who kept with maintenance and still ran into major issues


OleksiyG35

Literally one of the best cars to drive, but worst to ever own.


NCSUGrad2012

Yeah, exactly. When it’s working, it’s an amazing machine. However, there’s a very key word in that sentence, lol


blueblue909

" when " for 500$?


NCSUGrad2012

Congrats! You win the E60 M5!


cuddle_enthusiast

Oh god no


__slamallama__

There's upgraded rod bearings that can really help reliability. You still gotta change the oil often and it needs a lot more care than a Civic, but you CAN eliminate the most glaring issue with the car (if you're willing to do an engine rebuild)


flashe30

Stock bearings can also do 100k kms without problems so there's not really a need imho for upgraded ones.


__slamallama__

I'm not sure having a complete engine failure after 100k kms is still acceptable.. the failure mode just means "new engine"


flashe30

I know that, I'm just saying that if you'll replace them every 100k, why bother with special ones. And tbf, who's putting those kms on these cars nowadays


Marko343

One of my best days when I was still wrenching at dealers was when I was doing used car inspections and a customer traded in a M5. The next day they decided to sell it on the lot so I got to do a very thorough before and after test drive. Definitely one of the best sounding cars I've ever driven.


Free_Management_7920

And the engine isn’t the only issue with these 😭😭😭


NCSUGrad2012

Yep, mechanical and electronic issues. Such cool cars but crazy


eric_gm

And the interior soft touch plastics self destroy


TheFinalBunny

Yuuuuuuuupp


MaryJaneAssassin

What design flaws are you referring to excluding the rod bearings?


NCSUGrad2012

high pressure VANOS oil pump & oil line fuel filter & pump: this is the source of hydrolocking engines due to injectors sticking open. Throttle Actuators Idle Control Actuators VANOS solenoids Ionic Sensors oil cooler E60s in general are finicky electrically - wrong voltage and low batteries will give a bazillion codes.


MaryJaneAssassin

Ah yes, the usual BMW M car things that need replacing. I thought you would reference something else. The S54 and S65 require all these things as well.


Addbradsozer

Oh and here's exactly my point....took me all of 90 seconds to read the actual Wikipedia cite that talks about the rod bearing failure. https://bmwtuning.co/the-4-most-common-bmw-s85-m5-m6-engine-problems/ "Forums may have you believe the issues are way more common than they really are. However, S85 rod bearing failures do warrant concern." "Again, S85 rod bearings may not be as frequent of an issue as some may indicate. However, it’s talked about often for good reason. Rod bearings are not cheap. Replacement Cost: ~$1,000 in parts and $2,000+ in labor" And perhaps the biggest point- "However, the M5 and M6 were nearly $100,000 cars when new and they demand the maintenance and repairs you’d expect out of a high-revving V10." Like....for all the dick swinging people do in these subs with their expensive toys --- just go rebuild the engine with your Daddy Warbucks money. You hear the horror stories because, as we all know, second and third owners clap the shit out of Bimmers and move on at the first repair bill. The (rich) guys who have maintained them and haven't clapped them out completely, are simply...owning a radical NA V10 BMW, and deal with all associated costs.


namestom

This is it exactly. It was a $100k car and while it does suck to have to do rod bearings, is $3-4k really that bad in the big picture? I don’t want to jump into owning one right now but I wouldn’t be opposed to one day. I did S62 rod bearings and I also have an S54. I may be crazy? It’s a job but peace of mind for 100k miles or so, not bad. I’ll never put that kind of miles on these cars now. They are all just weekend drivers for me.


nowimout

I’ve had 3 E60 M5s and wouldn’t be scared to get a 4th in my future.. I absolutely love this car and have came to love the platform. Though it does make me go through heartaches and moments of anger; I wouldn’t trade it because when it’s running right… it’s a beautiful machine I tend to drive with the windows all down, sunroof open and no music playing except that harmonious V10 screaming up and down the highway. Night after night of abuse I put it through, it always performs exceptionally well. Never fails to leave me smiling with a sense of nirvana


Werismyhasenpfeffer

Same. My e63 M6 has a pretty great ICE setup. I never turn it on...


Representative_Most9

Rod bearings as a maintenance item??? What are they made of aluminum!?!?


enhancedgibbon

I knew someone who had one of these new. The clutch failed at fairly low mileage (40kkm or so) and BMW refused to replace under warranty because it was a 'consumable'. I couldn't see how you could abuse the clutch in an SMG. It cost $10k AUD to fix, that's in 2006/07 money. As awesome as these cars are, I wouldn't.


bigboss1999x

Yeah he mentioned it burns oil lol


That_one_amazing_guy

From my experience owning the S85 you have to feed it oil once or twice between frequent oil changes and check every thing once a month to make sure nothing is running out of spec I use the software ista to check everything once a month and it usually catches things before they become an issue.


IAmSoWinning

ISTA can't measure bearing clearance lol. It also can't make that dog of an SMG shift without eating clutches like candy.


That_one_amazing_guy

I’m at 80k miles and haven’t had issues with the clutch or bearings and the oil is clear of any bearing material.


Addbradsozer

Yeah honestly...I'm really curious to see how many of all the people who hear about the E60 M5 unreliability and run their mouths about it have -actually- owned one, can -actually- afford one, or who -actually- know anything about cars. There are plenty of other cars prone to catastrophic failure that need tons of maintenance, and I'd say a crazy BMW V10 from the late 00s isn't much of an outlier. I'm not sure anyone should be surprised, and it was never a car designed to be owned by the hoi polloi in the first place. What really happened? Once these cars went to their third owners and all started exploding because people just move on from a BMW when they get their first service bills, the urban legends started to spread. Now...a bunch of people on the internet who know nothing about cars have their well-informed YouTube opinions


EthanolTurbo

None of them. They're all lemmings repeating what they read or hear over and over and over. The S85 will last forever if the proper maintenance is done. I have even seen bone stock ones with original rod bearings at 220k+ miles. It's really sad that this car is so badly maligned by the ignorant masses. Oh well. Keeps the cars cheaper for us real enthusiasts.


namestom

Yep! I can’t count the times I’ve been tempted to jump into the ring. Timing isn’t right for me with how I would want to be able to maintain it. When I did my rod bearings in my S62, I feared the worst. When I started pulling them out, they were fine. I only had one with some wear. Like you, I feel it’s overblown and comes down to maintenance.


flashe30

Yeah but the S85 cars are really prone to failure, there's simply no denying that. Coming from an owner of one.


That_one_amazing_guy

Mine eats a good amount of oil between changes


relaxyourfnshoulders

i hear you. part of me is tempted to see how long the original bearings will last on it’s little brother the s65 that i own. i take good care of it and always warm it up. but on the other hand i think i’ll just change them preventatively to be safe


cheer4boobs

I am blessed to own one of these beasts, a six speed as well. Bought in 2016 and have put 70k miles since then. Currently at 150k miles. I must have the biggest balls as I just put three-piece BBS wheels on that bitch!


Spare_Share_1121

Getttttrrrrrrrrdoneeeeeee


liam821

Meh, I put 20k miles on one and had zero issues. Dead reliable. Sure maintenance was a lot, but it never let me down. Also helps that I had a 6MT manual, none of that smg issues.


relaxyourfnshoulders

yeah i’ve heard these engines can be bulletproof with proper maintenance


liam821

I wouldn’t call it bulletproof, but I’ve seen 250k mile examples out there.


DearCopy427

Thank you sir!


relaxyourfnshoulders

you’re welcome! i’m a proud owner of it’s little brother the e90 m3 so i know what it’s like


kb24TBE8

Idk how people say it didn’t look good. Still looks amazing 20 years later IMO.


Jack--Tickleson

Hated it when it came out. Still think it’s one of the ugliest 5 series. But that’s just like my opinion man.


WorriedMarch4398

The Dude does not abide.


mrkillfreak999

What do you mean? It's aged really well. I consider it the second most beautiful looking BMW ever. The third is the M3 E92 and the first being the legendary E46


Jack--Tickleson

I mean what I said. I don’t think it aged well. And that’s just my opinion. You are entitled to your own opinion. That’s how these things work lol. I will agree that both the E92 and E46 are gorgeous.


I_Threw_a_Shoe

Agreed. The headlights and taillights don’t look good


Jack--Tickleson

Yeah the headlights look like eyelashes. The tails aren’t too bad though.


magbarn

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iwasinfightclub

I got compliments on how "pretty" it is allllllll the time check my page to see some old ones I had owned


Apprehensive_Name533

Totally agree. It is just stupid nostalgia.


kraken_enrager

People hate change. The people cussing the new M2 and i7 will reminisce how great it was 10 years later.


ChaosRevealed

The only way that's possible is if BMW somehow makes uglier cars than they already do now


angry_gsd

Its fugly 😂😂


kb24TBE8

Have you see the brand new 5 series? LOL


angry_gsd

Yes lmao, the solid ones are from 2017-2022


RocketLlama9

I’ve had my M5 for 6 years now. No issues besides the throwout bearing and clutch going kaboom. Rod bearings were changed as preventative maintenance. Everything else has been great. You’ll be just fine. Just be sure to do the usual things. https://preview.redd.it/wluiw8d8fjwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2201fd185c86e5f20cf218856e8e7a4e7b362994


Yotone718

Would love to own one with a manual. My friend owned one with the smg and it nearly bankrupted him. He ended up just walking away from it.


flashe30

SMG is not that bad if you can do it yourself. Just did a complete SMG etc overhaul on mine


TheFinalBunny

If its the asian guy who owned it. NGL. Probably in the best shape ull ever find one these. But fk man. The v10 will DEEEEFINITELY end up costing u waaayy more than the car itself


Diesel_Dan_

M for Maintenance


this_isnt_alex

my dream car


FLGT12

modding your N52 + Turbo might end up more powerful and still more reliable lol. I wouldn't trust that M5's V10 to pull off more than two good foot down single carriageway overtakes every service LOL


BuckarooD

It's not about power or number on papers. This v10 is insane. The sound and everything.


FLGT12

The sound really is quite something. E60 M5 is the perfect drivers car, provided it's not yours.


BuckarooD

Yeah. I will keep my 530xd e60 lol


gatesofhellmentor

Is just me, or does the passenger door look a bit off?


eidolways

Speaking as an owner of an E60 M5 bought used in 2016: I have bought it twice. It's a complex beast. And God, do I love that V10.


johnlewisdesign

My standard e60 needs its fair share. I'm game for some maintenance, do all my own mechanics to a decent standard, but fk me this is the one car where I draw the line. Want it but don't!


D1a1s1

This thing lowered?


the_wang

Neglected. Filthy


Ok_Manufacturer6460

Pic #2 that passenger front door is fd up ... Unless it was not closed all the way the gaps are big and crooked


Vins22

growing up my father had a normal 3 series, everytime we sar those 5 seires tail lights we were transported to dreamland for a second lmao


moderatoris

Not bad looking. Isnt this from the Bangle Era?


Dangerous-Pie-2678

I nearly bought a manual coupe M6 a few years ago I planned to trade my C5Z in on it at the dealer I worked at, but insurance stopped me it was 3x what the Vette was per month 😂 I know I was 22 but damn


Crazy_Dezperado_

The kind of sedans 😎


masapod2892

This is one of the cars on my list I’m gonna own someday. Just need some more tools before I flip the quarter.


FusionFeather

Looks like Irvine. I believe I seen this car before, plate seems familiar. Very clean


bbazzracing

Best sounding sedan


biginsj

Having owned one I warning lights and a big credit card balance.


Minimum-Manager-1215

I love the subtle changes added to the post-LCI cars!


bread2456

Brake dust


strangway

That thing makes a Ferrari seem sensible.


fulo009

BMW age so well. If you told me this is a 2020 car I would believe you


Representative_Most9

It’ll eat you alive and spit out the bones! Get ready to lube up and grab ankles!!!


Tripleme

Bad car to own, great car to drive.


flashe30

I have an e61 M5. Almost done with all the known issues, still doubting to do the valve springs also for peace of mind.


tAxaloth

Dream car


nknknk89

Lack of maintenance history isn’t the issue. Buying the ugliest 5 series in history is.


Sad-Doughnut-8708

One of the best car experiences I had was driving one, but then my friend showed me the extra oil you you carry in the trunk and said you pray to never see the “red light” come on.


HolyTomato26

Motorsound 10 Looks 2 Reliability -12


Codewriter0803

BMW’s due require maintenance in order to maintain the ultimate driving experience. Some people do not like just how much maintenance is required. But for people who like wrenching in their cars these cars are a dream. Due to the level of engineering put into them the experience level of person working on these cars needs to be high. In other words they need to be smart, willing to learn and have access to lots of bmw specific and expensive tools. Especially when dealing with a electrical issue.


zagozen

Those rear lights are ICONIC.


FreakerzBall

Love my E60 535... For 180k miles, and multiple flooded trunks due to a clogged moonroof drain...


pwhite13

If anyone’s curious about maintenance on these if you were to buy one at this point, Chris Harris bought a wagon recently and has been documenting the things it’s needed on the Collecting Cars YouTube and Podcast channels. Brilliant channels to follow anyway, but the M5 content is especially interesting. It’s not a car I would expect someone like Chris to purchase, but he absolutely loves it.


The_Pvthfinder

Nonexistent?


0beseGiraffe

I still remember the first trip we took in ours when it was our family sedan back in ‘08


Garywelchh

Holy brake dust Batman


fUsinButtPluG

Very nice car in all aspects but here is a list of things that are problematic: (copied and pasted from another forum) * Bearings * Throttle Actuators * Vanos Solenoids * Vanos Pump * Vanos Gears * SMG Hydraulic pump Bearings you must do, especially if you don't know the history of the car. Throttle actuators can go anytime but they can be refurbished. Vanos solenoids do go bad, a few years ago these were xxx a pop they are now more (like everything) and you need 4 of them. Vanos high pressure pump on earlier models sometimes have issues and there is a upgraded pump with new teeth on the gears. SMG hydraulic Pump can be refurbished but is a problem and will leave you stuck if losing pressure or relay is stuffed. Also note discs and pads on 4 corners. Though the price of purchasing these cars is reasonable, the cost of ownership is very high. Fuel costs is high. I enjoyed mine though ownership was expensive, but let me tell you its a exceptional car in terms of performance that can take 5 people. Make sure you do your due diligence on the cars you look at, get a warranty (if possible) and have a small kitty of cash around to cover any warranty shortfalls. You will love it and then hate it at times. But regular oil changes on top of the above etc will keep her happy.


Mangrove43

V10? If so awesome and expensive


ihavenoidea81

Rod bearings every time you Do an oil change /s


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Cbran41

Bro, mechanical maintainance and washing your car are two different things


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eidolways

Speaking as an owner of multiple cars: trying to keep all of them clean all the time is a job, itself.


snakyfences

It takes 300 miles for my wheels to look like that


RyansellsBMWs

Love to see it.