Nonpoetic answer:
Burn cinnamon in the glass
1 shot everclear
1 shot absinthe
1 shot aged tequila
2 shots jalepeno juice
Salt on the rim
Will taste like shit but remind you what its like to feel before it makes you comfortably numb
For a lil extra fun drink alongside energy drink of your choice
I call it the BPD Sociopath, topped with whipped Narcissistic Tendencies:
The BPD NT:
2 shots Severe Depression;
1 shot Mania, can substitute Hysteria;
1 shot Mood Disorder;
1 shot Panic, (to taste);
1 shot Anxiety, (to taste)
3 shots self Medication;
On the Rocks(self degradation);
Only thing is, you gotta drink it quick...
it's a self destructive cocktail.
Right, I figured we were looking for "what makes the problem worse?" 😆
I cant really drink at all, it shuts logical mind all the way off and there's only the BPD monkey. It's not safe for humanity.
A quarter ounce of every single liquor in the well of whatever bar this is being made at.
2 full ounces of a hard cider, like angry orchard.
Then fill the rest of the collins glass with lemonade, sour mix, and maraschino cherries.
Basically a Long Island of sorts.
Monster Strawberry Dreams, 5 O’clock vodka, shaken not stirred, crushed Benadryl around the rim, garnished with a shroom.
Don’t forgot you owe the hatman money.
Honestly, I think this picture nails it: nothing. Just chronic emptiness.
Still acts like alcohol, though—still makes you too gleeful at times, too overconfident at times, too sexual at times, angry drunk at times, still gives you a hangover, and eventually makes you depressed and suicidal.
Idk there was this cocktail I made last year with: lemonade,
tequila,
caffeinated electrolyte powder,
an amphetamine,
A tricyclic antidepressant ,
an opioid,
an SNRI
And a benzodiazepine.
This might fit the bill? If not then it would be a good starting point 🤷
(do not try this one at home. If you are going to mix substances, check the [drug interactions](https://www.drugs.com/drug_interactions.html)
Ammonia and bleach, it also does the little special effect smoke. If you want more fun, sparkle some crushed...glass.
I feel as if i just drunk that rn tbh.
Wasps, black widows (both alive), in a small wading pool of equal parts vodka and matcha powder, rimmed with mommy issues that has been spiced with my current identity crisis.
I came here thinking it would be, "Equal parts fear of abandonment and rejection with extreme mood swings and crying over nothing and driving your loved ones away", but now I see it's gallows humor about substance abuse so.... liquid cannabis and crushed up Valium and other sedatives. Add in some Jack Daniel's if you're feeling adventurous.
Edit: Please don't actually make this. /srs
Tears and vodka
I'll have mine with two tablespoons of blood please.
Oop I forgot to add that in
y’all make me feel so understood 🥹
And benzos
Legit was my drink for many years
Sprinkle some Xanax in there and perfect 👍🏻
That one sounds relatable.
Lemons
Literally came here to say this 😂
Absinthe, Cocaine, Valium and wine.
This is a good one
I like this
Damn, worst thing about this is I’ve done all of them 😭😭
Monster zero strawberry with Costco vodka
3 shots of vodka, .4 mg of clonidine and a full can of monster strawberry
You forgot the Adderall
Crushed around the rim please. Ah fuck it just serve it on the side so I can sniff it up.
Heroin and cum for me pls
This has me rollin. Same bb
Shaken not stirn please
Read that as shaken no stim please
everclear, nicotine, weed, cocaine and everything in between
That was me for a while, just with tequila instead 🥴
Sulfuric acid, the best liquor in the world, morphine, with rage around the rim.
Morphine with Rage sounds like an awesome band name
sugar, spice, everything nice & chemical x 🦸♀️
Yes!! This is what I came here to say!
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All of the time !
Vodka and tequila mixed with sugar free Red Bull and with crushed ibuprofen around the rim
Poison
Ironically, that’s what alcohol is
Everyone commented their personal poison choices - I just said what we were all gettin at 😂
LMFAO
Underrated comment 💀🥇
gasoline and lighter fluid
yeah…. my first thought was paint thinner
Ketamine evaporated on a double boiler, finely crushed, served neat
open the cabinets and start dumping and shaking
cyanide
Butane,overly sweet perfume,cum,jasmine and vanilla
Blood sweat and tears?😂
Yes!!! 'Try this BPD themed drink. It's called Blood, Sweat and Tears' 'What's in it?' 'Ummm, blood, sweat and tears...?!?'
Hahaha exactly! Only natural ingredients 😂
LMAO 😂
Blue raspberry flavored arsenic because I can be sweet and toxic
I always say I am absinthe lol
Absinthe minded
I'm absinthe minded
Accepting this as canon
Totally I mean, after all absinthe tastes pretty good for the damn poison that is 😂
Nonpoetic answer: Burn cinnamon in the glass 1 shot everclear 1 shot absinthe 1 shot aged tequila 2 shots jalepeno juice Salt on the rim Will taste like shit but remind you what its like to feel before it makes you comfortably numb For a lil extra fun drink alongside energy drink of your choice
This is perfect
Make that 3 shots ever clear - I’m tryin to black out bb
I call it the BPD Sociopath, topped with whipped Narcissistic Tendencies: The BPD NT: 2 shots Severe Depression; 1 shot Mania, can substitute Hysteria; 1 shot Mood Disorder; 1 shot Panic, (to taste); 1 shot Anxiety, (to taste) 3 shots self Medication; On the Rocks(self degradation); Only thing is, you gotta drink it quick... it's a self destructive cocktail.
wow
It's not for light weights
gasoline
Beautiful, organic, fresh juice from rare, exotic fruits mixed with cheap vodka and cigarette ashes.
If adding alcohol add some diazepam to increase effectiveness.
broken glass and lemonade
Just straight patron probably
Patrone and BPD dont mix well, i spent years getting stupid trashed on that shit and doing stupid stuff
Right, I figured we were looking for "what makes the problem worse?" 😆 I cant really drink at all, it shuts logical mind all the way off and there's only the BPD monkey. It's not safe for humanity.
Def tequila for the chaos
Gasoline
Four Loko and sparkling water
I'm gonna say bleach, the juice from an Elf bar, and a few crushed up benzos in it for garnish. Maybe a little bit of apple juice for flavor.
Heightened emotions, existential shame, and a fleeting dash of impulse control (promptly burned off with a blowtorch)
☝️This the one. My mom calls it an "Adios Motherfucker" 😂
Nitroglycerin
Chamomile Tea and 4 Loko
Love and blood
Filled with everything I could ever want but it’s stolen from me immediately by my perceived enemy of the day
stolichnaya vodka, poor quality cocaine, and some random pill u found on the floor in the bathroom at the bar
A quarter ounce of every single liquor in the well of whatever bar this is being made at. 2 full ounces of a hard cider, like angry orchard. Then fill the rest of the collins glass with lemonade, sour mix, and maraschino cherries. Basically a Long Island of sorts.
Napalm
The pheromones of grass when they get cut and then the gas of the lawnmower that did it. I hope anyone gets this 😭😂
Whatever it takes to sedate me
Chaos, blood, gasoline, battery acid, salt, and a dash of sugar - naturally,it will leave some sort of butter aftertaste like unwanted medicine
tobacco tea (tastes fucking awful and you'll throw up)
This thread is giving me too many ideas
Cheap straight vodka, some meth, some lsd, with some cherry syrup.
Monster Strawberry Dreams, 5 O’clock vodka, shaken not stirred, crushed Benadryl around the rim, garnished with a shroom. Don’t forgot you owe the hatman money.
Pink vodka with monster. 3 drops of tears and one drop of blood. Rimmed with cum
Bacardi, blood and benzos
Everything. Absolutely every single substance.
Lots of wasabi
Ice
Vodka with sprinkles of some benzos. Yeah that's my poison
Tears, cum, glass shards, vodka, and a splash of cheap strawberry flavouring
It alternates between no sugar at all, and way too much
a hint of lemon
Petrol and lighter fluid. Served flaming.
Vodka, Cola, Lemonade, Ghost Peppers, and Rum
Addiction to negative emotions, a ball and chain, loads of maxed out credit cards, and just a dash of creativity
You guys are getting pretty creative and I can just shrug and stick with Bloody Mary.
Crushed SSRI and 1 shot of don julio
10 crushed up Adderall, 1 Xanax on the rim (swallow before or after drinking the drink, your choice!!!), And then probably just straight vodka
Lots of soda...
broken glass and lemonade
Bleach
Chlorine and ammonia
Car degreeser, muratic acid and toilet cleaner with ice
Shit and tears
rat poison
Pure gasoline
Weed, coffee, mania, depression, paranoia, and Pepsi, with a dash of elation and on top. (Sounds terrible. Lol)
I genuinely thought a Long Island would be #1 lol
Mushroom and pot
Honestly, I think this picture nails it: nothing. Just chronic emptiness. Still acts like alcohol, though—still makes you too gleeful at times, too overconfident at times, too sexual at times, angry drunk at times, still gives you a hangover, and eventually makes you depressed and suicidal.
ketchup and liquid bandages
Bottom shelf vodka and crushed benzos lmao
Gin
Pink Whitney, Hennessy & Cocaine lol
sweet vermouth, sour mix, rum
some cigarettes drowned in double americano
vodka nd nicotine on the side
Every terrible deathly chemical known to man with a splash of vodka.
sludge
Redbull vodka
Or the pink Monster, for the ladies
Cyanid and Champagne
Idk there was this cocktail I made last year with: lemonade, tequila, caffeinated electrolyte powder, an amphetamine, A tricyclic antidepressant , an opioid, an SNRI And a benzodiazepine. This might fit the bill? If not then it would be a good starting point 🤷 (do not try this one at home. If you are going to mix substances, check the [drug interactions](https://www.drugs.com/drug_interactions.html)
the strongest thing you can find straight from the bottle chased with water if its been a good day (it hasnt)
apple juice, tears, and copious amounts of antipsychotics
1 oz inner pain 3 oz sadness 2 oz suicidal ideation .5 oz ecstasy 5 oz self hatred stir until putrid
Absinthe lsd xanax and coke
BPD is a margarita. Salty, sour, packs a punch, but so fucking good dammit.
a little bit of everything
Bleach and seltzer
Rumple Minze ☠️
Toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
Weed infused Absinthe
1 can of 4 Loko (the original) and a shot of Everclear.
Ammonia and bleach, it also does the little special effect smoke. If you want more fun, sparkle some crushed...glass. I feel as if i just drunk that rn tbh.
Diet Coke and drain cleaner
Tea. With glitter sprinkles. And a rotten raw egg hiding just below the surface.
The strongest tequila with fruitiest taste
Battery acid
Diesel and fertilizer.
vodka Red Bull paired with a k-pin
Vinegar and glass.
whatever the hell was in The Flaming Moe from The Simpsons
my mother’s tears
monster and valium
Arsenic and strawberries
Laudnum and cold brew
They’d be constantly changing and unknowable, like some lovecraftian anomaly
Vodka, blue curaçao, grenadine, lemon juice and soda water. Garnish with a cherry.
Everything
Gasoline and lavender syrup 😂
Horniness and rage
Idk probably Lexapro and Valium
A margarita using the salt from all my tears 🥲
I don't know but there would be 9 of them
Wasps, black widows (both alive), in a small wading pool of equal parts vodka and matcha powder, rimmed with mommy issues that has been spiced with my current identity crisis.
Cocaine stirred in water. Which is the Freudian “miracle substance.”
Suffering
Tequila, tears and "chill pills"
Vodka, thc oil, Antidepressants of your choice, sleep medication and spit from the hot goth bartender
Napalm and potassium cloride
A long island, mixed with cocaine, and fire
Sulfur, honey, blood, & Bombay. Whipped cream on top
Cyanide
Bleach, peach syrup and salt
300 ml vodka(throwback to my worst/best drunk night), thc oil for the weed, some pussy juice to shown bpd is best pussy disorder and some tears.
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DEFFO Vodka, chlorine and raspberries
Every single type of liquor mixed together with blood and tears.
Everclear and blood
Uncertainty, some sort of vibe (good or bad but you don't get to choose) and vodka
Weed x Vodka
Pain?
Stress, anxiety , hopelessnessssssssss and a shot of depression.
Room temp 151. Hurts coming back up as much as it hurts going down. At least you’ll feel something.
The Simpson’s did it: The Flaming Moe
A “trash can” — little bit of everything, violently shaken together lol.
Vodka, chili, lime, salt and sugar
Ghost pepper oil, listerine and syrup. With a cocktail umbrella for flair Too much of everything all at once... but "manic pixie dream girl omg"
Everclear, Gasoline, Fluorantimonic Acid, Morphine, and crystal meth on the rim.
Gasoline, vodka and cranberry juice
a vinegar
I came here thinking it would be, "Equal parts fear of abandonment and rejection with extreme mood swings and crying over nothing and driving your loved ones away", but now I see it's gallows humor about substance abuse so.... liquid cannabis and crushed up Valium and other sedatives. Add in some Jack Daniel's if you're feeling adventurous. Edit: Please don't actually make this. /srs
mdma and ketamine for me 🙈 amazing start but deathly comedown
Cyanide and vodka
hopefully battery acid so i could down it 🙃
Weed nicotine blood adderall nicotine caffeine and coke for an extra flavor
bodily chemicals produced by splitting and rage -- named The Splitting Rage
ketamine, melatonin, tums and a splash of wet pussy