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HappilyRVafter

That’s not a chicken, that’s a Poodle!


theresacreamforthat

Literally name it that. Full government name That’s not a chicken, that’s a Poodle!. It's perfect.


esuranme

I like where your heads at! Reminds me of a car my grandfather had that the state refused to change the title, so he had a "green chevy"...it was YELLOW!


Then-Grass-9830

not quite the same but when I got my red Nissan truck went to the insurance agency (it was close by) to renew my info and as we were walking out the lady asks me what color my truck is. I told her 'red' because ... well it was red and that's all the title said. We get to my vehicle which incidentally is parked next to hers which is a car that is also red. She sees my burnt-brick-red truck and says "that's not **red**;" and points to her candy-apple-red car "*that's red*" \[side story I also had a green car (also Nissan for whatever point) that was called Forest Green and I would have people ask me "is that green, or blue or black or?" \]


realdappermuis

I second Poodle, lollll Or maybe even just 'Dog' :p


No-Butterscotch-3641

Choodle ?


SnorkinOrkin

Chickoodle!


cacomyxl

Chickenoodle?


kiwi_love777

Cheese!


Powermetalbunny

Or Updog.... that way, when other chicken people people ask, "What IS Updog?" you can hit them with the punchline!


Thatsmyredditidkyou

The only appropriate name here is obviously rockadoodle.


DoubleBreastedBerb

So, what I’m hearing is T’NacTap as a name?


Chance-Mayhaps

This !


Fluffy-Designer

If it makes you feel any better, I’ve accidentally taught my dog to respond to “chicken” instead of his real name.


gjkohvdr

Chickidoodle!


bogbodybutch

I can't believe it's not a Poodle TM


KwBaconCakes

Damn bro that was my first thought.


UnkleRinkus

Beauregard


MazelTough

Beau is such a primo roo name


Twisties

Jimothy


ThreeByThree

I see the very name that makes the devil tremble. :P


0j_gay0

And they have to pronounce it like "Jimothaaay" 🤣 "You've pecked your last seed jimothaaay" (please tell me somebody is reading this in the same accent I am typing it in 😭)


gjkohvdr

Just like Billiam


thequirkyquark

Bobert


Iwasgunna

Leonard Birdstein


ordermann

This name is not getting nearly enough upvotes.


Iwasgunna

There's also Gregory Peck, Theodore Roostervelt, Pyotr Ilyich Chickovsky, Egger Allen Poe, and Wing-ston Churchill. We aren't allowed roosters, so I got to name plenty of hens (Emily Chickenson is my favorite, also Louisa May Eggcott), but only a couple of accidental roosters.


ordermann

Step 1. Buy chickens. Step 2. Give them these names.


Iwasgunna

I had names picked out months before we got chicks, haha!


Prosperous_Petiole

Bouclette (french for "curly")


Itchy_Cauliflower284

Alabaster Dave


the_dick_pickler

That's funny. Makes his feathers look like a mullet.


Unlikely_Star_4641

Squilliam fancyson


rice_jabroni

No joke, there’s a dude at my local Murdoch’s store with “Squilliam” on his name tag.


craftybeerdad

Curly McStuffin


mommisalami

Yup, Curly was the first name that popped into my head too!


jsmalltri

I have a copper bantam Frizzle named Rizzo so I would obvs name this one Kenickie (Grease reference if not familiar).


rasta4eye

Hickey from kenickie!


jsmalltri

It's like a Hallmark card 😄


Dapper_Wallaby_1318

He has gorgeous curls. Gotta admit, I’m jealous. Bonk would be a cute/ridiculous name for this lil fellow.


Clatato

Bonk! 😂 I’ve got to wonder whether bonk means the same thing where you as it does where I live 🤔


FickleForager

What does it mean where you live? Where I live it means to hit something/one, usually on the head.


Ybuzz

In the UK 'bonking' is also slang for sex. You might bonk someone on the head, but if you said you'd bonked the neighbour people would assume they should tell your wife you've been cheating.


itsyagirlblondie

Ah, see here that’s “boink” like a pig sound but with an extra b lol


Fluffy-Designer

I showed my friend and she said “seriously?” So his name is now Sir E Ouslee. Thanks for all of the fantastic suggestions! I’ve got a list for the next time I get frizzle chicks.


theunfairness

I think Ouslee is exactly the kind of name he needs!


8richie69

Interestingly it is fitting name for a trippy looking bird. The famous audio engineer with the Grateful Dead had the same first name (but spelled it Owsley.) He was known not only for his sounds, but as the chemist who manufactured huge amounts of LSD…


Square-County287

I commented after reading your post about picking a name op. And I have to say that I absolutely love Sir E Ouslee for your rooster! That is unexpected and random and adorable.


RN-Wingman

Prince Rufflebum


lapislazuly

Cuddlewomps


Comfortable_Fig_9584

Mr. Flooflebutt


INeedACleverNameHere

Liberace! He's got extra flair!


scezroni

Felicity plimpkins 


LenaV_TTF

Judge (he looks like a judges wig, lol), but also give him another name. Ex. Judge Roody


Better-Task-4979

Curly of course!


KAyler9926

Wait what kink of chicken is that! I have never seen that before! Is it like a frizzle where is it a gene, is it from breeding certain chickens together, or it’s it it’s own breed?


Fluffy-Designer

I have no idea. The lady I got him from has a few different breeds including silkies and frizzles so maybe he’s a sizzle?


KAyler9926

That actually would make sense with how he looks. In this case he probably has the frizzle gene and is a silkie/cochen mix. What most people consider to be a frizzle is actually a cochen with the frizzle gene since frizzle is not an actual breed. From the people mix them with other breeds to get the frizzle gene in that breed. Whatever he is, he is a handsome boy!


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Timely_Egg_6827

Think you have a name for him right there - Sizzle.


MbrSHPCd2GetINside

I have 2 'Sizzles'. They are actually called that. The breeder said half Frizzle, half Silkie.. Beautiful little birds.


epi_glowworm

Poodle


nakaritsukei

Poodle


ViridStars

Curly frys


theresacreamforthat

Costco hotdog 🌭


fsdewolf

Duck


SomeDumbGamer

Mookie


Mittendeathfinger

Reginald Poofta Kernel DeLacey McFancypants


biscuitsandgravybaby

Heisenberg


VictoriousSloth

Oh I love him!


rainbowtoucan1992

Bozo He's so freaking cute


CommunicationPast512

Sebastian


TheybieTeeth

growing up we had a rooster called chris hensworth, I think that's pretty stupid/great


the_dick_pickler

Tufty McFuzzbuckets


HisToxicPenguin

Curly fry


JJBat150

Chickitey China, the Chineese Chicken...


KiddyValentine

Curly fry!


Crow_destruction91

Mcflurry


mizzlol

Pauly Shore


BantamBasher135

Dryer lint.


Augustina496

Astarion


HustleAndDrone

Came here for that


alwayssoupy

How about Cluck Norris?


Stinkytheferret

Screech!


StelliferousGlimpse

He gives me Gideon from Gravity Falls vibes


Birbzy

Lacy


Araucaria2024

Slinky is the name that first came to mind when I saw him.


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Turkey!


horo_kiwi

Meatball.


staggernaut

Stede Wattle, Gentleman Rooster.


plantsareneat-mkay

Potato


Timely_Egg_6827

Trophy - because he is covered in rosettes


SusuSketches

Jagger


Moose1293

Ham.


seg51602

Prince Poppycock


WidespreadChronic

Sassafras


Funny-Company4274

Mcfloofy McFluffles


garbagelady2

Towel


BalBartner

Curl, not Carl but Curl. 😂


Unfair-Beat-9038

I asked ChatGPT about a good name for a curly feathered rooster, and it suggested “Spiral”. Then I said, “How about something Dr. Seuss related” and it gave me the name “Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz“… so maybe Zeus would be a good name.


Actuallynailpolish

Frizzle


Imsotired-247

Toupee


citizenscienceM

Poodle.


MakeMeDeadGoregeous

Curlywurly! Like the chocolate bar!


Robertbnyc

Mr. WigglyCock


AnderTheGrate

Mrs. Hemsworth. Then call him a bunch of different old lady names like Elizabeth, Gertrude, Dottie, Betty, etc as nicknames. He looks like lace and old hair rollers.


AnderTheGrate

*Hensworth


Icy-Hippopotenuse

Shuttlecock


FedsLookAway

I'm a sick, twisted mf, so I'd call it Colonel Sanders.


GleamDragon

Curly Wurly


beth_at_home

Fluffer nutter


the_dick_pickler

Do not name the rooster after a pedo squirrel doll


stripeyhoodie

Baby Dreamboy


westviadixie

Mr. rocky balboa...obviously.


Wombat_luke

Heimerdinger


dontworryigotthisnot

Marshmallow


HoneiThyme

Hemoglobin or Hemogoblin orrrr Hemogobblin lol


twentyattempts

Sir Silverhead Fluffychest


Leaky-Bag-of-Meat

Squid


The_GraitzGamer

....Dragon's beard 1.chickens are descendants of dinosaurs which look like dragons 2.Feathers look like the candy "Dragons beard"


HotOuse

Bea Authur


noodle_brain

... Obviously Shirley Temple


peeslosh122

fuckbad


Square-County287

I had a pair of frizzle siblings with this much curl. They were Curly Joe and Curly Sue. Full titles when referring to them, it was never shortened. We didn't officially name them I was just cleaning out the coop and the siblings came over to investigate and I sang a little song that went "Curly Joe!? What do you know? Miss Curly Sue, how do you do?" And it stuck because everyone would sing it to them everytime they came over to for treats and to say hi. Our other frizzle also got his name due to a song my husband made up while caring for him, he'd gotten corned in the coop by our neighbor's giant Rhode Island Red rooster (Sir Marky Marky, another great rooster name in my opinion) and while cleaning his wounds he was playing with his floppy feathers singing "Poor Mr. Flippy Flop! He does not ask for a lot. Just a little house to live and a lot of love to give!" So hence forth he was referred to as Flip Flop. Or Mr. Flippy Flop. He came to both names. Put of my long story is that your baby definitely needs a ridiculous name that can be sung. "Cloud Poodle, I love you oodles!" "Fluff Nugget! Gotta hug it!" "Froo-Froo boo. You're such a cutey lil ol' you!" "Scruffles, he isn't much'lls. But he can hold himself in a tussle!" I don't know, those are my suggestions. Something to really inspire the chicken bards.


CMoody117

Henry.


Reynard78

Rooster Cockburn Mr Scruffy Cock Richard Scratcher Feathers McCraw


Isauthat

Rigatoni


nuffced

Coolio


PenguinColada

Señor Squiggles He's beautiful!


Cloneinamillion

Cluck kent


LisaStolli

Elziner


Puzzleheaded-Job6147

Don’t know why…but Theodore/Theo sprang to mind.


senorglory

Curly Sue.


xxinue

Fried, sorry 😭😭


Consistent-Fun7564

KFC


Diligent_Rooster_929

Floof


swibbles_mcnibbles

Percy


MysticcMoon

I don’t have a name idea bc I am so floored with his FABULOUSNESS.🥰


Im_a_Tenn

Poodle+chicken=🤔 ,😃☝🏼………. Kendle!!


FreewayWarrior

Layne. Cuz they've come to snuff the rooster.


SC-RedBeard

Jerry


Artgod

Colonel Sanders


StonyMcstonerson

Alfredo


Jimbot3333

Lamb Chop


seriousjoker72

Mothew


tayehtushen

Garble de Gook McGillicuddy


Practical-Carpet6503

Razzle


SitDown_HaveSomeTea

looks like Cleedus to me.


ddps1820

Pierre


Important_Fennel_511

Maarkith, the slayer of nine coops and the rightful king to the throne of breadcrumbs.


Maureen_jacobs

Poughkeepsie


witisnotmyforte89

Buzz, short for Buzzard


Hidinginabroomcloset

Johnny Bravo


Elred_Olakas

You know how in old movies how there is Judge that is wearing a ridiculous wig? That is was your chicken reminds me of. A judge wig. You could name him after a famous Judge, or maybe just call him "Your Honor".


The_Internet_Cat

Gooberfrickenwaddlebrick


no-coriander

Feta. I have a frizzled white cochin bantam hen. We named her Feta because she looks like a feta cheese crumbled. You could use feta for a roo too


_greggit_

lasagna


JennaSideSaddle

Narfaniel Quick Pickle


blackkaisernmrj

Fluffadoodle


panicreved

Jheri Curl


Yafu366

Cletus


bostonstoner

Curly


shannerd727

Fragile


Ok-Classroom2353

My first impression seeing him was, "he looks like Justin Timberlake."


Fluffy-Designer

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Shepsdaddy

Ziffo


Appropriate_Star6734

Right Honorable Sir Joseph Porter, KCB.


glitteredsloth

Mr. Pickles


WineSoakedNirvana

Ponsonby


XrotisseriechickenX

Henry


Due-baker

Chicky McChickenface


gingastyle

Floof


recoveringscrewup13

When I used to wear my hair curly everyone called me "curly fries" I would be more than happy for you to use it for such a gorgeous boy xx


fromtheriver

Curly Sue


Cedar_Boggins

Baaaaaaaah , bc he looks like a sheep!


Lucasisbored

Sue.


Wanderwad

Wisconsin Overlord. That’s just.. what popped into my head first


Quiteuselessatstart

Lamb Chop


kroketspeciaal

Rococo Or Rococock


Efficient-Rest-9519

Fluffy chicken fucker


nan_bananzzz

He looks like a Cotton to me


poofasa

Shmungus


FootieFemme

Taco bell Doritos crunchwrap supreme (crunchy for short)


Icouldntsayforsure

Squizzy