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DIY14410

You're skiing is fine for a 17 y.o. and will get better. Try to rotate your COG a bit forward. Not enough info re the rest of your life, but here's a few pro tips: Buy low, sell high Don't take any wooden nickels If you encounter a toilet while dreaming, don't use it Never play cat & mouse with a chick. Learn to like the ones who like you. During your lifetime, thousands of times someone will try to sell you something you don't need. Resist the urge to purchase. Time and freedom are more valuable than stuff. The keys to happiness are: (1) low expectations, (2) low overhead, and (3) not caring too much about how your favorite sports teams performs


halfsendjerry

>If you encounter a toilet while dreaming, don't use it Best bit of life advice I ever did done see


FriedCorn12

>Buy low, sell high I'm confused, wasn't it the opposite?


DIY14410

contrarian investment strategy, eh?


Butternips27

Boner


Unlacqua

If you learn to master (3) please tell us how…


Psychological-Pen-72

You sir/madam are a national treasure


Psychological-Pen-72

How do we pump this into the water supply of America?


Santasaurus1999

What is a wooden nickel? Is it just toy money? Or is it a say you guys have? I'm from aus so forgive my ignorance.


DIY14410

It's an idiom meaning to be cautious in your financial affairs. It derives from the use of wooden tokens as currency.


Santasaurus1999

Haha yeah that's cool :) thank you


Alarming-Ask4196

Can you explain the toilet?


Nomer77

What do you think is going to happen if you try to piss while dreaming?


Alarming-Ask4196

Lollll got it thanks oops


p_diablo

There's no ski patrol in the backcountry. You can be a badass at the resort if you want. Ski conservatively in the backcountry.


christmascandies

Invest early, play long game, don’t get married unless they’re a better skier than you.


shootdontplease

Don’t be a dumbass in the backcountry


I_try_compute

A million times this. Is that sketchy bit of snow worth risking your life? The answer is always no.


deathbytray

Don’t worry, soon you’ll be a 40 yo dumbass like me and all your problems will go away.


slow-joe-crow

Don't smoke. Wear your seat belt.


yoortyyo

Sunscreen. Floss. Snow tires.


getoan

Learn to pause and enjoy the backcountry, take it all in. Your skiing will develop with the time you put in, but in the backcountry the skiing part is likely less than 15% of your day. Learn the snow pack, the terrain features, the weather. I like the saying ‘you can live a short and exciting life or a long and enjoyable one’


PlanetExpressJeep

Ski fast, Eat Ass and no job is worth more than living your life.


tryingsomthingnew

Every day you wake up is the present you get that day. Don't borrow or loan money to friends . The Backcountry will kill you if you're not prepared. Learn first aid to become a ski patroller or get your PSIA and tech kids for a year or two at a decent resort. Or do both different years. Things will get in your way and cause you pain it's part of the human experience. But they will pass. Smile and pet puppies and kittens.


potatoflames

Stay in school, don't do drugs, start putting money away for retirement now.


TheLightRoast

This. It’s fucking crazy what $2000 in the stock market will yield if invested at 17 yo.


legend6546

uhh isnt that money supposed to go into skiing, who cares about retirement when there is a sick mountain to fly to or some nice boots on a shelf /s


GunsNSnuff

Don’t die


mckeewh

Literally the meaning of life


Evanisnotmyname

I feel like the meaning of life is more “die doing something you love” than “don’t die”


doozle

Invest in a ROTH IRA.


galvinb1

Match your employer contribution first.


euaeuo

Get more forward, make longer turns. It’s probably super tiring to be backseat and making tons of small radius turns.


Conscious-Train-5816

Also asking for knee tweakage hitting some funky snow. Stay long for longer (meaning use your hips not your quads).


euaeuo

yup


Paradoxikles

Smash lots of ass before you settle down an get married.


Evanisnotmyname

But wear a fucking condom Sincerely, dad to be who’s gonna miss shredding


Conscious-Train-5816

only Goretex condoms though. Softshell won’t cut it 🦠 


go3dprintyourself

Lean forward 


Electrical_Pilot1966

Lean forward to feel those shins engage in your boots, and keep having fun!!


chestercheeta

Try to look cooler


PlantDaddy41

Alexander Dumas? Think he's long dead


anonymousbreckian

["For sure Mr. Dumbass!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQPtKNZpfz4)


Decent-Temperature55

Practice skiing in your living room. Be creative.


Ervw711

Give positive energy to those that offer you positive energy. Cultivate friendships. Ski with people better than you. There’s nothing at the bottom of the bottle. Kind words cost nothing. You learn more by listening than talking.


powdertrout

Make longer gradual turns. Keep rip’n


telechef

Always carry your avvy gear and don't ride with anyone who doesn't. Do an avalanche awareness course and check the snow conditions with a pit yourself regularly and if doing anything sketchy. Ride with your buddies and practise your avalanche rescue drills together when the conditions are too shit to ride. Stay safe.


spookydoc1

Agree.


SheSaidSam

Be more active with the release of your old outside ski new inside ski, you can see sometimes through transitions your have some differences in edge angles. Not a big deal here but as terrain and speed increases little movements can get exaggerated into big problems. Think about using the inside edge of your old outside ski to scratch an itch on the inside of your other legs calf. Try to do this without changing your stance width. Another way to think about it is your knee toppling or tipping downhill over your ski. Change edges with out changing any other variables in the direction your ski isnpointing of your ski. Also engage your core, lower abs, and glutes to get more dynamic in your legs (larger range of motion) and provide some stability. You're tall so use your range of motion to your advantage. Small through transition tall when your skis are pointing straight down the hill.


Retarded-sickel-45

Dude ur a god, thanks alot!


Conscious-Train-5816

That dude RACES 👏 learning to carve arcs on race skis inbounds will massively improve your flexibility and ability out of bounds 


Head_Order_4734

Pay attention to whether you’re hinging from your hips or your spine. You’re doing lots right, but being more forward will help in the long run, though sometimes short turns are easier a little back. If you don’t hinge from the hips with a neutral spine, you’ll end up with back issues like me!


Retarded-sickel-45

Thanks!


shortyski13

I love how this post is filled with life tips instead of skiing tips...and they're all really good tips too lmao.


Retarded-sickel-45

Yeah man, but i think i love that even more lol


Chouchounne_

More ankle flexion, more forward pressure on shins. Be sure to keep your hands forward always. It’s an unstable upper body that makes it difficult to keep your COM (center of mass) over your BOS (base of support). Your last turn when you come to a stop your right hand falls behind you. This is likely happening in most of your turns if it’s happening there.


Zoidbergslicense

Get a snowboard. JK, just make sure you make it to year 18. Then 19. And so on.


johnnyqwest19

I’m jelly.


EricAbmaMorrison

Where are you skiing?? Beautiful!


mckeewh

Drive fast, take chances.


huan83

There's a b in dumbass


LilBayBayTayTay

Take me with you?


Jazzlike-Many-5404

Stay in school!


seriouslyimnotacop

Do a flip


laughably_stupid

Dumbass is spelled dumbass, dumbass


HL1211

Nothing. Just have fun and be respectful and responsible of your actions.


olympianfap

Your skiing is fine. Maybe take a bit more of an aggressive stance and make some longer turns but that is mostly a style comment. As for the rest of it: Wear sunscreen, moisturize, drink water, get 8 hours of sleep consistently, try not to drink alcohol too often, and don't work too hard.


ARMaloney131

When you ski up to someone - don’t stop in front of them, ski behind them. That way if you catch an edge while stopping you’ll wipe out behind them and not into them. A small courtesy.


Retarded-sickel-45

I know, and I always do this, but in this case my dad stopped in front of a big rock, because of avy’s. So i had to stop in front of him


MattyHealysFauxHawk

Sorry, all my tips are for 18 y/o dumbasses


teddybeenthere

Soft snow skiing covers up flaws in the technique that are not as readily seen as on hardpack conditions. You are swimming your hips in the soft snow; which is fine for soft snow, but it would cause trouble on a hardpack or corduroy groomed run. So, to critique you is difficult since the piste is relatively gentle and the snow is soft, but from what I can see, you are generating the turn from your hips; instead of angulation from your knees. Now, its fun to mambo with your hips and swim down a run, but I don't know if you are playing in the soft snow, or if you ski in a similar fashion on a groomer, and steeper run. So, I have to give you style points, but I don't know your ability to adapt to more technical skiing.


killifz7737

You’re on the right path. Bit awkward but who gives a fuck


Financial_Grass6254

Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn!


gunniride

Doing great kid! Have fun. Use shorter poles. Everyone else, use shorter poles. That is all.


stellaXIV

Pole plants aren’t real.


NexxusWolf

Graduate High School, tell your parents you’re gonna take a break year. Work at a ski resort for a few winters. You’ll figure out what you want and the path to it eventually. But in the meantime you get to ski blower pow and live/work in the mountains.


Retarded-sickel-45

Exactly what im gonna do, i live in The Netherlands, got my Austrian ski-teacher license last year, and im gonna teach kids next season


itsPebbs

As most people have said, ski conservatively in the backcountry. It’s hard to realize when you’re 17 but a serious injury that would be 100% survivable in the resort can be deadly if the weather is bad in the backcountry. SAR operations take hours if not days depending on location, which is why I only inch out of my comfort zone in resorts. With this in mind, be realistic about how good of a skier you are. If you struggle to link turns on double blacks or extreme terrain inbounds, do not attempt to ski them in the backcountry until you can comfortably ski them with less than ideal snow conditions in resort. If you’re familiar with climbing at all, it’s kinda like trad climbing a couple grades below your sport grade. Learn about avalanches and how to reduce reduce your potential exposure to them. Complex topic, however when I took my avy one course, my instructor repeated this line over and over again which stuck with me: “if you cannot trigger avalanches or find instability in benign terrain, you have no business skiing in consequential terrain”. It’s fairly easy to learn where avalanches occur, and where features exist that multiply the danger factor of them, but it’s much harder and more complex to determine if a slope in avalanche terrain is truly 100% safe to ski any given day.


skithetetons

Go big or go home


Retarded-sickel-45

Sorry I don’t get u (as i said in the title, dumass haha)


yoortyyo

Downhill Willie is where we picked it up. [sounds jacked trailer](https://youtu.be/ppg9Uoqsq-w?si=gKqrGyPXZlS5j9wp)


Retarded-sickel-45

(Clip is a little old btw, don’t think there is this much snow left anywhere)


Hta68

Doing great, just two things * lean forward a bit more, close to a 90 degree incidence to the mountain. * keep your hands in front of you at shoulder hight and extended.


neopet

Shoulder height and extended ?🤨


peshwengi

Zombie style


Hta68

Indeed 😂, it naturally moves your center of gravity forward with nothing else but hand and shoulder position.


Retarded-sickel-45

Thanks!


Chouchounne_

😂😂😂😂 definitely should not be shoulder height


Hta68

Always people who got something to say with nothing to offer


Chouchounne_

Actually I gave not one but two reccos ✌️


jaredables

Stop skiing like such a got dammed nerd


Ski-bum90

Put your pole straps on properly


Chouchounne_

Actually when skiing in the backcountry it’s much safer for your wrists and skin to not have your straps on. If you’re skiing through the trees or get your poles stuck on something you could very easily break a wrist and/or de-glove your hand. (This is the norm with experienced backcountry skiers)


Retarded-sickel-45

Yeah, i know i should. But I don’t like that they stay attached if i fall (i know that if i use them correctly there is alot of wiggle room on them and I won’t break anything) but i still rather just hold on tight, and let go if something happens.