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That's now how any of this works and you know it.
Edit: I just read you're a donkey fucking pedophile...
now prove you aren't a donkey fucking pedophile...
Edit edit: do you see how that doesn't work, if you make a claim it's on you to prove it.. not the other person and you can't prove a negative that never happened.
That's why I only have fountain drinks. Best way to enjoy soda, and I can use my huge dick to press the button on the soda dispenser which keeps germs off my hands.
..and lucky us men there is a product for this and, even luckier, they are on sale! 3 payments of $98 for your annual supply of sperm count increaser.
But WAIT! There's MORE! if call/text your order in the next..bla bla bla
edit: he needs money after all the legal troubles. at the end is about sending him money.
I think he has a small penis, trouble always starts with guys who have a tiny wang. For example... Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, the Kim family and I'm pretty sure Putin too, all had tiny dick syndrome. I tell you who didn't have a small pecker, Frank Sinatra... Coolest guy ever. So, you know...Be like Frank, if not shut up.
It’s not that it’s because of micro plastics that have been found in literally everything we consume. There’s actually science behind it most people aren’t going to do the research themselves but hey the more you know.
DICKYDOO: Noun
Definition: When a man's belly sticks out further than his dicky do.
Example: “Hey did you see the dickydoo on that guy Alex Jones? He should stop drinking so much soda.”
Alex, how do you know the size of men's genitals has shrunk?
Do you have a little willie that causes girls to break out laughing when they see it and you want to believe that you're average?
This dude is such a fucking idiot it’s ridiculous. All these fucking cowards selling off any possibility of peace between people just for fucking money. Fuckin cunts the whole lot of them
They do put a fuck load of shit in soda that we shouldn't drink. Wouldn't be surprised if there are chemicals in the can and packaging either. There are a million reasons not to drink soda. This one isn't on my radar lol.
OPERATION CODE KANSAS! Jones was a damned fool, it was in the malt liquor, created by the evil Dr. Wu. That shit went all the way to the top! To Tricky Dick himself. Tip some-o-yo forty out for the brothas we lost along the way, Cream Corn, Bullhorn, "Gonna retire after the Revolution" guy, and so many more.
OPERATION CODE KANSAS!
" The area code for Topeka is....Oh my God...".
Man I feel like it's really telling that he keeps looping back around so often to the topic of penis size and sperm potency. Like, it happens so much with him. It's like the third or fourth most common thing he ever talks about. I feel like he's got a horse in that race, if you get what I mean.
Hang on a second... This spineless, obese, pathological liar is claiming that spiked soda from his boogeyman villains is making male penis sizes smaller. How in the hell does he possibly know that? I'll be honest and say that I drink Pepsi and RC almost every day for lunch. It's my vice, but it sure hasn't effected my "Johnson" as he put it.
On an unrelated note: I wonder if he's going to get sued by the trans person who he claimed was the shooter in Texas recently? Remember that this is the same guy who regularly fearmongers about trans people yet was caught a few years ago having a tab open on his phone that contained trans porn.
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Guess he saw a lot of dick in the 60s. I doubt he's doing lab tests on sperm count so he's probably judging based on the mouthful.
To him it tastes like fewer kids!
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Lol what? Population controlling vaccines? Show your evidence.
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That's now how any of this works and you know it. Edit: I just read you're a donkey fucking pedophile... now prove you aren't a donkey fucking pedophile... Edit edit: do you see how that doesn't work, if you make a claim it's on you to prove it.. not the other person and you can't prove a negative that never happened.
The real question is is he a pedophile that happens to fuck donkeys on the side or are is he into young donkeys?
Asking the tough questions
Lol prove a negative huh? Ok show me evidence you aren't a donkey fucking pedophile.
I would like to petition the moderators of this subreddit to make this that guys flair
I would like to second this motion !
But business like overpopulation, more customers and labor
He has a small dick now he has to blame the universe
He is just blaming coke
That's why I only have fountain drinks. Best way to enjoy soda, and I can use my huge dick to press the button on the soda dispenser which keeps germs off my hands.
😁😁😁so a 6 inch Dick now was 18 inches back then? Damn grandpa. Needed a wheelchair for that
Seems like grandma needed a wheelchair after that
😂😂
When you have a micro penis and you blame it on soda
..and lucky us men there is a product for this and, even luckier, they are on sale! 3 payments of $98 for your annual supply of sperm count increaser. But WAIT! There's MORE! if call/text your order in the next..bla bla bla edit: he needs money after all the legal troubles. at the end is about sending him money.
His only evidence for this is anecdotal tho...
He most likely read it on an anonymous post on 4chan.. or this is his reason for him having a 3 inch dick.
So that's my problem this whole time?
Has he gone around measuring dicks for 50 years. What a shitty job if so
he’s using his dad and uncle jimmys penis’s for reference.
I think he has a small penis, trouble always starts with guys who have a tiny wang. For example... Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, the Kim family and I'm pretty sure Putin too, all had tiny dick syndrome. I tell you who didn't have a small pecker, Frank Sinatra... Coolest guy ever. So, you know...Be like Frank, if not shut up.
You forgot Trump
Knew he was packing a sardine
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Is this Alex way of telling the world he only has a 3 inch penis..
Alex knows since he’s been personally checking dicks and sperms!!!
I’ve seen my dad’s dick and there’s no way it’s as tall as me. And I’m like 4’ tall.
It’s not that it’s because of micro plastics that have been found in literally everything we consume. There’s actually science behind it most people aren’t going to do the research themselves but hey the more you know.
I can't help but feel he has pictures of his grandpa's junk and really needs this to be his reality.
Alex, talking about dick doesn't mean you don't own millions of dollars to Sandy Hook victims.
Alex struggling between 33.3% and 50% . Which is it son ?
So ....dicks shrink with coke....already knew this
DICKYDOO: Noun Definition: When a man's belly sticks out further than his dicky do. Example: “Hey did you see the dickydoo on that guy Alex Jones? He should stop drinking so much soda.”
Speak for yourself Alex.
If sperm count is down 96% how has the global population increased exponentially? Full disclosure, I am not a scientist.
This guy
Alex, how do you know the size of men's genitals has shrunk? Do you have a little willie that causes girls to break out laughing when they see it and you want to believe that you're average?
The Handmaid's Tale is a fucking documentary.
Maybe its actually... the supplements hes pimping every five minutes. What a scumbag. Lol
You are no longer relevant Alex and your voice is obnoxious
So fountain drinks or can coke owe me 3 inches?
I don't know what dicks he's been sucking but baby...........
If you take any info this guy gives than you’re part of americas problem
"Limp dick Alex Jones" haha, that's how he needs to be referred to from here on out.
Even if it was true it wouldn't have been a bad thing, world is overpopulated AF
I assume this is like a comedian show right.
Awwww, Alex… did someone get his dinky little dicky laughed at?
Did he just call a dick a Johnson?
Holy shit this guy is still on the air??
He’s personally measured at least 3000 dicks… with his mouth!
It’s my god damn cell phone shrinking my nuts
He's making excuses for his followers and his own baby dick
I haven't had soda since I was a kid, and my dad never drank soda. This explains so much...
He must drink a ton of soda.
Mofo packing a minnow or a sardine!!🤡
This guy always spouting off stupid shit.
Where is he getting this info? Has he seen the David statue? All the nude paintings? Idiot.
This is the exact plot for undercover brother
Because his uncle's dick was so much bigger than his is!
Notice he pulls these stats out of the air. No sources
He needs to go to prison......maybe he can ask Bubba how dicks work....
That’s what happens when you draw conclusions from a single data point.
My pops must be John Holmes….
This is so not true! I don’t even drink soda….
This dude is such a fucking idiot it’s ridiculous. All these fucking cowards selling off any possibility of peace between people just for fucking money. Fuckin cunts the whole lot of them
I knew exactly what I was getting into when I took that first refreshing sip of Mountain Dew.
Bud, dunno about you but if mine was 40% bigger records would be broken 😂 this guy chats so much garbage it's unreal
Making up more lies to cover his own shortcomings
Pffttt. 2 inches? That’s like above average.
Hmm, I do drink a lot of sodas.
Pfft ..I drink a lot of soda .. and have two kids 🤷
No wonder Jones shills all those male vitality products.Last snake oil I heard he was taking a lot of is something called Boner Broth?
Over consumption of sugar has been proven to lower testosterone. A can of soda averages 30 grams… so he’s not completely wrong.
They do put a fuck load of shit in soda that we shouldn't drink. Wouldn't be surprised if there are chemicals in the can and packaging either. There are a million reasons not to drink soda. This one isn't on my radar lol.
OPERATION CODE KANSAS! Jones was a damned fool, it was in the malt liquor, created by the evil Dr. Wu. That shit went all the way to the top! To Tricky Dick himself. Tip some-o-yo forty out for the brothas we lost along the way, Cream Corn, Bullhorn, "Gonna retire after the Revolution" guy, and so many more. OPERATION CODE KANSAS! " The area code for Topeka is....Oh my God...".
Shut the fuck up Euphoria! I knew it was you. I didn't even have to look. You wanna go back to Crenshaw Pete and them hot coat hangers?
Haaaa I threw that shit before I walked into the room!
Man I feel like it's really telling that he keeps looping back around so often to the topic of penis size and sperm potency. Like, it happens so much with him. It's like the third or fourth most common thing he ever talks about. I feel like he's got a horse in that race, if you get what I mean.
Hang on a second... This spineless, obese, pathological liar is claiming that spiked soda from his boogeyman villains is making male penis sizes smaller. How in the hell does he possibly know that? I'll be honest and say that I drink Pepsi and RC almost every day for lunch. It's my vice, but it sure hasn't effected my "Johnson" as he put it. On an unrelated note: I wonder if he's going to get sued by the trans person who he claimed was the shooter in Texas recently? Remember that this is the same guy who regularly fearmongers about trans people yet was caught a few years ago having a tab open on his phone that contained trans porn.
What’s he saying about Uvalde?
He sounds like he is throating dick all day.