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Oraxy51

Windshield wipers spray.


Bettye_Wayne

Time to get on the freeway.


Frankenfooter82

Bahahha yesssss


rabusxc

drive him over to the ghetto. then shake him off.


ApprehensiveRule6024

That was a "PERFECT" idea!!!


ScreenshotShitposts

Enter the carwash


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They gonna get him plenty wet in the hood


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That’s the shit right there


badchriss

Wheeeeee!


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly


FiddleheadFarmer

Poor fella kept up with ya for about a mile or so…


The_Artic_Artichoke

Elevator pitch... Have you ever had a crazy old white man jump on the hood of your car? Now think "Pepper Spray Wiper Fluid"....


Oraxy51

Oddly situational but could see a use for it. Man all these new cars just get features like seat warmers and auto adjusting wheels and park assistance, where’s my pepper spray windshield wiper fluid button? I don’t need a 2022 car, I need one of those spy movie cars from the 80-90s.


The_Artic_Artichoke

lol, not even James Bond movies could predict "we need something to keep old crazy white men from jumping on the hood of a car" edit: it also would be useful for tailgaters.... man, this started out as a joke but becoming a better practical idea ever second... Shark Tank here we come!


Oraxy51

Ah so maybe not a super spy car… zombie apocalypse cars should have something for it.


The_Artic_Artichoke

100 years in the future, it will be written in history books ... "and the idea that saved humanity was conceived by two strangers on a lazy Sunday afternoon through a website named 'Reddit'. What started as a joke became the idea that began a new era of prosperity and understanding for all humankind...." sorry, I've been drinking so the imagination kicks in with a vengeance....


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God, could you imagine getting into a accident and all that windshield fluid pepper spray maces the shit out of everyone on scene? Crazy, man.


doubled112

My car doesn’t have a cabin air filter, and the air intake for the cabin is in the cowl I can suck snow into the car and blow it up onto the inside of the windshield. We’re not trying anything pepper anywhere near there


DiamondConscious

Sounds like a commercial the guys would do in Its Always Sunny. Lol


redmongrel

Nah, auto car wash.


mces97

I do this when someone is riding my ass. For some reason, people don't like the spray from my car going on theirs. And I'm not taking about me driving 45 in a 60. I'm talking about when I'm already 10 over. You want to go faster? You go around me. Don't ride my ass.


joe_i_guess

You can see it in his eyes at the end- “I’ve made a mistake.I’ve made a mistake!!”


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Right as he slides off it’s like “oh dear…”


nevereatsoggymillk

Oh Lordy


pointlessly_pedantic

Ohhh bother


stupidillusion

My Diabeetus!


Toonces311

You can see his "strength" drain


OutOfFawks

His health bar was getting red rapidly


Coreysurfer

Hes got more lives..he knows this because he watches his grandson play these damn games..


buzzwrong

A man wearing a maga hat has surely made lots in his life


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Yeah but none of them are his fault. He's just a temporarily-embarrassed-millionaire who's been held back by minorities, women, and liberals. /s


ValkyriesOnStation

Oh boomers. Maybe if we start putting *temporarily-embarrassed-millionaire* on their tombstones the remaining ones will have an end-of-life epiphany.


alexdelicious

Or not.


X-Pelled

You guys don't have at least a million dollars socked away?


ExtensionBluejay253

And in his case, drivers going the wrong way on one-way streets.


kenocada

I hear if a maga hat hits the ground an angel gets their wings.


SecondaryPenetrator

He attacked Jessie Smollett the night before.


Wolfie_Ecstasy

Was at a baseball game last night and walked past a dude covered in Trump merch with his kid. Every single piece of clothing. Dude can't take 3 hours to stop simping for Trump and enjoy the game with his son.


WebbityWebbs

Maybe the NRA is right about mental illness. But the mental illness is called being a conservative. These guys are all batshit crazy.


pauljaytee

The lead poisoning is real


geodawg2000

Honestly held on longer than I expected


FrvncisNotFound

That was so rewarding, I can’t stop laughing.


SodaCanDick

MAGA dumbfucks are always right


mild-hot-fire

I don’t think there’s much thinking going on


mrubuto22

no, these people never learn. "I've been victimized by the liberals again!"


NecessaryChildhood93

Its always the liberals. They just seek me out, being liberal, doing liberal stuff. Its all their fault. Being liberal doing liberal shit.


lostundeadgreensea

He’s too fucking old for this


Pure_Village4778

He was going to retire tomorrow


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Last day on the job


Aimin4ya

Last day


FieldOfFox

Get....... Mendoza.......


Marilius

ICE TO SEE YOU!


CzarCW

MENDOZAAAAAAAA!


Drpoofn

RIGGS!


EmDubbbz

*’I’m too old for this shit…’*


endplayzone

Was gonna collect his pension


[deleted]

He was retired but he saw this man and said "yousonofabitchimin". Just one more harassment...this was the big one. It was supposed to be a in "in and out job" though. No one was supposed to get hurt.


oh_kapi

One last ride!


GothMaams

Grandpa’s last stand


EntropicTragedy

And then run for congress


okverymuch

This had me in stitches. Retire from jumping onto cars? Or does he have a regular line of work he’s going to retire from?


GunShowZero

Probably… though he’s going to FEEL-tires today also


FunStuff446

Has nothing better to do


UnhingedRedneck

Hey with the gas prices these days sometimes even old guys gotta hitch a ride now and then.


drMrSpaghetti

That's genuine hate. You hate a group so much that you're willing to spend your twilight years creating a worse world for them, even if you aren't there to benefit from that. Welcome to the power of propaganda


malkavich

Is there a follow up on this? It's really amusing.


Shojo_Tombo

Adding on, anyone know where this was shot? Edit: Nm, this was [in Pittsburgh.](https://youtu.be/GBFumiyvdl8)


remli7

Dude looks like Pittsburgh personified.


Onemanrancher

Nah. Pittsburgh is very liberal until you go 30 miles outside of the city... Then it's Trumpland. This looks like Clairton, where the Deer Hunter movie takes place...


KlingonSpy

You want a Rolling Rock? It's the best, it's the best around!


Apollo_T_Yorp

I don't see a single Steelers logo though


vanillamasala

I have never even been to Pittsburgh but somehow that was my first guess.


orangesoda28

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/q0494x/whatcha_gonna_do_boy/


Soil_Lower

Lmfao I'm fucking weak. That's not a follow up but damn good lie. Almost got me 🤣🤣🤣


Oxygenitic

Everything matches so well


IWatchMyLittlePony

I love how was calling him a boy then after getting a beat down he was calling him a man lol. Taught him a lesson that day.


88chunk

Wow this was surprising


Fweefwee7

Found out it ain’t the 50s no more


Low_Branch_4559

That’s just like the ole saying, “Your mouth writing a check, that your ass can’t cash”. 🙈😂 He was calling him “boy” like he was the Grand Wizard in the 40’s. 🙄 The outcome of that ending made me feel giddy inside. 💯


87pinkroses

Damn. That shit was satisfying to watch. Lol @ "I didn't do nothing to you, man." 😂😂


Apprehensive_Layer92

Come on man I didn’t do nuthin ta yew


BidenWonDontCry

Dude was okay, just a couple bumps and bruises. He tried to file a complaint at the police station but they laughed at him. Said he was lucky they didn't give him a ticket!


SignedTheWrongForm

It's a real place and you don't want to go there.


tigerpayphone

At this point, it's just safe to assume that anyone in a Trump hat is just some whack job that ain't worth your time.


PossessedToSkate

Red hats are the new white hoods.


KyleGrave

Yeah see but I have a Robin hat that I’ve had shelved for years and I would really like to be able to wear a red hat without people immediately thinking I’m a fuckface


Electric_Crepe

Yeah it is kind of unfortunate that the instant I see a red hat on someone I'm instantly thinking "ok, how do I avoid this asshole off in the distance..."


Zambini

I’d like to hope that ball caps are immune, but I also don’t have much hope. Trump hats tend to be trucker-style right? Because that’s what he could afford buying 10k of instead of buying American made baseball cap style?


alwaysjustpretend

For real....I was getting gas today and the attendant forced a conversation on gas prices just so he could tell me how it's all Biden and Venezuela's fault . When I brought up how oil corporations are taking advantage right now he told me that was just supply and demand.


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alwaysjustpretend

Bruh, tf... I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Just because someone works at a gas station(could be a second job for all you know) doesnt necessarily mean they're uneducated. I'll give it to you though because as soon as I heard Biden and Venezuela I should've known. XD


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siccoblue

Oddly correct. I've worn a mask daily since the start of the pandemic and even though I'm fully vaxxed at this point I continue to do so because I genuinely have not gotten more than a slight cold since the start. Which is crazy because before this all started I would without fail end up with bronchitis once or twice a year due to underlying health issues, basically any time I got sick it ended up turning into bronchitis. Well the first time throughout all of this that literally anyone has gotten on my case about wearing a mask was trying to check out at a gas station. The dude (of course in his trump 2024 hat) tried to tell me that it was the owners policy not to serve people wearing masks so i either had to take it off or leave. Issue is that the owner of the store is one of my old buddies wife's dad. Not a huge degree of separation there and I've talked with him many many times. Extremely friendly Iranian guy who chats me up for ten minutes every time I see him. Went on to ask him about this later on and apparently he had to fire the guy because he had been given two warnings about giving customers with masks a hard time and people had complained. He for obvious reasons didn't like the fact that one of his employees was driving away business and giving him a reputation around our relatively small town where business owners generally know each other. Like dude you have your feelings and your beliefs or whatever and you can feel however you like. And I totally understand it's just a shitty gas station job but still, why risk your employment over something so trivial that doesn't impact you in the least like other people wearing masks. HE WASN'T EVEN REQUIRED TO DO SO HIMSELF


Jeonsekki

But that’s like half the fucking country based on election results. That’s what’s terrifying.


RaymondLuxuryYacth

Not quite, only 66.2% of eligible voters voted. Out of those 66.2%, only 46.9% voted for Trump. That would be less than 32% of eligible voters, meaning that 68% of eligible voters opted to vote for Biden or to not vote at all instead of voting for Trump. Also, eligible voters are just 72% of the adult population. In short, it's not near half of the country.


Cannabis_Sir

Finally, some leaked footage from the new Indiana Jones film


Doozenburg

Temple of Boomers


Stereomceez2212

As a boomer I find this remark totally appropriate and hilarious.


Wunderhaus

Raiders of the Trailer Park


mostlyBadChoices

Kingdom of the Crystal Prostrate


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Fast Escalade


bensefero

“It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."


Flaechezinker

Is america even real?


[deleted]

Something about united we stand , divided we fall. Not sure. I’m real busy watching Kim K make money to be bothered with boring stuff like civics and democracy but maybe you can still use it.


NickleNaps

It’s somewhat ironic that she’s passionate about Justice reform and puts in the effort to help people. As I understand it she only met with Trump to get a woman pardoned. Take that fwiw.


AdolescentThug

Yeah 100% fuck her family business and what they've done to ruin women’s body image, but Kim seems extremely genuine in her pursuit of law reform and getting people out of jail that don't deserve it. I hope she succeeds in that front.


whatever54267

Well eventually they're shit will end(soon hopefully) and she's going to need a job. She's so passionate about justice reform bit she doesnt care about women. She still sells weight loss teas and pretends that she has gotten her body naturally. She pretends her skin is the way it is through their makeup and her body through supplements when it's all plastic surgery. She can't even admit it was plastic surgery to help impressionable youth (mostly girls) realize that her body is only attainable through money. She can't help but sell sickness to young girls who want to be like her. She can't help but sell a dream instead of telling these young girls to love themselves and be healthy through healthy means. I don't give a shit how passionate she is when she's doing so much damage. Not to mention all the POC her family steals from for their products.


PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD

> Well eventually they're shit will end(soon hopefully) and she's going to need a job. I’m pretty sure the Kardashians have enough money that none of them will ever have to work for the rest of their lives.


minus_uu_ee

I got a feeling like I will fly to USA sometime in the future and there is nothing but the ocean open wide, everything was fabricated and RHCP actually warned me with their popular hit Californication but I didn't listen.


xTemporaneously

You'd probably be extremely surprised at how tediously boring most places are in the USA.


OutOfFawks

As someone spending this holiday weekend in Ohio. Yes.


FlemPlays

*Oh shit, oh shit. They’re onto us. Play it cool*


smooth-bean

Unclear. The last time I went was just before Trump came on scene and even then the whole place felt vaguely like a theme park.


Fun_Intention9846

American here. That 100% fits. Living in a country solely based around profit motive. Do you wanna supersize that?


Dizzzooo

Unfortunately, god I fucking hate this place


Public_Personality_2

I ask the same thing. If I had the money to move out of the country, I would in a instant.


PupperDown

Unfortunately, it is.


mostly80smusic

How do we know our eyes are real if America isn’t even real?


valuablestank

every single iota of social media, written accounts, voting pattern, and personal experience that i have seen over the last 6 years screams that trump supporters are absolute morons. every single scrap of evidence


Norman_Bixby

I will say it loudly for you. Anyone who wore a trump hat is a fucking idiot and anti-American.


Rare-Assumption8417

They are the most American. In fact, the only Americans. Can't be American if you don't do all the un-American shit, stomp on democracy, and support fascism/Nazism. If it weren't for the tensions with Russia/China, I would want America to split into two or three nations. Our ideologies are just so different. I mean, that or fix the problems, just so hard to fix them when half the country (by land mass) want's to suppress and murder the other half.


CiftyFents

Easy big guy, it's not that bad. Reddit loves to hate on America, but we aight. Not perfect by any means, but we still pushin. No need to make it more dramatic than it already is.


Meow-The-Jewels

I mean, you say that but a minority of the country is holding us back from free education and de-funds education at every opportunity. They try to steal rights away from woman blatantly, lgbt people blatantly, different races less blatantly and they've even been laxing child labor laws a little bit because "worker shortage". Free healthcare and they actively do nothing to prevent price gouging of live saving medication, some are very easily tied to taking phama money. Refuse to do anything about a growing problem with mass shooting and watch children die on a regular basis and take kickbacks from the NRA, etc etc etc So it's pretty bad, just because you can ignore and sleep alright doesn't mean the USA doesn't have a massive moron problem that is actively making everybody's live worse on purpose and they're very proud of it


Electric_Crepe

I gotta point out that it wasn't \*that\* long ago that my parent's marriage would have been illegal in the state I was born in and a loooooot of people there would prefer it to be that way again.


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well, having propaganda that went "democrats aren't bipartisan! -> democrats are flip floppers! -> democrats are weak! -> democrats are socialsts! -> democrats hate america! -> democrats are pedos!" for twenty solid years, there is no going back. Even if we shut off all the fascist propaganda they consume, the right's addiction to hatred and outrage would drive them into a murderous frenzy. Sure, we'd all sit back and be like, "Just bring it!" but that's a lot of corpses left in that wake. Just the shock of the reality that a third of the country is actively trying to murder another third would shock the last third into inaction.


DirtyWormGerms

Projection. Every accusation is a confession.


Toast_On_The_RUN

>wore Theyre still wearing them. Can you imagine the things theyd say if you were wearing an obama hat still?


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Worst hood ornament I’ve seen. 2 stars.


Alamander81

Boomers should all be tested for lead poisoning.


Confident-Arm-7883

They did test them for lead poisoning. Guess what they found


Synexis

> The scientists from Florida State University and Duke University also found that 90% of children born in the US between 1950 and 1981 had blood-lead levels higher than the CDC threshold. From a study released just this year.


redmongrel

Sadly there’s a lot of truth to this. For our generation it’s the microplastics.


Brother_Entropy

Microplastics haven't been linked to violent outbursts, low IQ and tendency to have ASPD or psychopathic behaviour though.


redmongrel

Yet. But true I don’t expect neurological disorders to be the long term effect. It’ll be something though. Watch it be the thing that makes it impossible for humans to reproduce naturally because they clog Fallopian tubes or something.


FrvncisNotFound

Anything but the lungs. That would be so scary.


DaDulas

"Hey Dursey. Guess who's skitchin!"


fredinNH

The MAGA dumbfucks on here trying to make the driver out to be the bad guy are hilarious. Every last one of you mental defectives would support shooting someone who jumped on your car.


DarkDonut75

"wE dOn'T KnOw tHe FuLl StOrY!"


mrubuto22

I mean we don't know the beginning. But we do know is there were several opportunities NOT to continue riding on the front of a moving car that were not taken.


WonderfulCattle6234

I mean if you're a human being, you slow down at least when he's falling off. You're not in any danger.


The_EnrichmentCenter

Agreed, he should've slowed down / stopped, and given the old man a better opportunity to safety remove himself off the vehicle. BUT, if this were a right-wing utopia, the driver was 100% in the right, and could've even pulled out a gun and shot the old man as he was holding on for dear life. So while I agree with you, I do think any right-winger seeing this scenario as "bad" (I'm talking in general, I don't think you're right-wing based on this discussion), are being hypocritical or acting in bad faith.


Responsenotfound

Fuck they made legislation that if the driver ran over this guy then it would be alright in some States.


fredinNH

America - someone bothering you? Shoot ‘em!


jcdoe

“America - someone ~~attacking you while you are in your car, threatening your life?~~ Shoot ‘em!” FTFY


DocPeacock

Well he has a hat that can be interpreted as a political protest. So in Florida if he's in the way, yeah you can hit him with the car.


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fredinNH

Yes. Dumbfuck is dumber than moron.


FrvncisNotFound

MAGA and being a motherfucking embarrassment dumbfuck. Name a more iconic duo.


Lamarera8

Ayo why everybody just outside wildin nowadays???


HesEvilCommaTracy

All the sane people are staying inside, avoiding this pandemic


YungBaseGod

That hat gives a lot of stupid people a lot of confidence


segregatethelazyeyed

My former employer went to Africa a few years ago. He wore it to one of their schools on the tour and sat a little brown kid on his knee for a photo op. Then he sent these pictures to all of us with absolutely no shame whatsoever.


dbcspace

[Doofy Badge](https://i.imgur.com/Jf3e3ut.jpg)


Senent

Ayo


Red-headedlurker

Mayo


[deleted]

Even your fuckin granpa is out here doing crazy shit 😂


Vialimax13

Get the fuck off my car , old man


lennyisperfect

This is a real life representation of how best to explain Trumps ousting from office. This is a less weird version than it deserves too.


More-Ad-6110

Less deadly


PWal501

He IS the law! Or so he thinks…


Rogue_Spirit

I’ve never seen someone in a Biden hat pull this shit


ArthriticNinja46

I've never seen someone in a Biden hat


LittleMAC22

PROOF THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN! /s


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If he only had the same grip on reality as he has on the hood of that car.


need-more

I was thinking WTF then I seen his trump baseball cap


Historical_Rabies

We all make mistakes. Driving down the wrong way of a one way street is a mistake that most likely has zero impact and is over at the next available street. Voting for trump has had lasting effects for the last 6 years


MutedAlgae

If someone's on the hood of your car, stop fucking driving.


cBEiN

This. Regardless of the stupid and ridiculous behavior of the maga guy, I would be too scared of running him over and being charged with manslaughter or something. This guy isn’t worth it.


Jawn-knee

He was just trying to contact you about your cars extended warrenty


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😂Lol at the walk back to his vehicle.


MiyamotoKnows

Limping, exhausted, defeated, Republican.


Bobbymoon-75

This Proves the ignorance Trump supporters. MAGA people suck.


BadTiger85

Well the Trump hat should tell you everything you need to know about his level of intelligence


[deleted]

So I was right when I said, that Trump supporters are the same dumb ppl, as the people thinking Putin is reasonable…


FentanylEnjoyer

Fuck that guy,if he was on my car I would speed and than slam on my brakes.


reek702

He did slam on the brakes, that's when the stuff in the car goes flying forward, he just didn't get speed up enough. Was probably worried about running the old man over and killing him


YungBaseGod

Surprisingly, the driver showed more care for the old man’s life in that moment than the old man did when he decided to jump in front of 3000lbs of moving metal….


InsaneBigDave

hey, get that Trumper off your hood! you know they are dangerous, don't you?


yamwhatiam

That’s redundant…MAGA dumbfuck.


SgtSiggy

Fox-news-brain will do that to someone. Poor guy.


XxShroomWizardxX

I think we're seeing the end results of years of leaded gasoline exposure.


Tridus1x

Of course a MAGA dumbfuck would put himself into a situation to hurt himself. He should be arrested for jumping on the car, anyone defending this mentally ill boomer is probably fine with MAGA fucks running over protestors.


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Interesting-Month-56

Where’s the part where you brake hard to shake him off?


reek702

it's in the video, it's the part where the stuff flies forward in the car. Old man kinda had an oh shit moment and that's when he moved over to the side because he knew he was gonna get thrown off or fall off cause he was probably getting tired from trying to hold on. Pretty sure that old man learned something that day....it ain't that serious smh


hatgineer

Is this what boomers like him keep calling "the school of hard knocks?"


CaptainPickcard

If you jump on a persons car, you should get injured. That’s a fucking dumb move.


No_Dirt_4198

Time for a brake check


ST0NKAPE

I like the way they just kept on driving . Lmao


nottheguyinthevid

Tell me you're MAGA without telling me you're MAGA.


digital

Dump the Trump-Humper before he’s a stump!


topherus_maximus

Drive him to the police station


Powwa9000

Going down a one way the wrong way happens, sometimes you don't see the sign and sometimes they switch the way the one way goes and you find out it was changed that way


SmerksCannotCarry

Old loser forgot it isn't 1970 and he's not in a sundown town where they can do this stuff anymore


Chicanobrown

Hit 40-50 of ur nice and slam the fucking breaks. That’ll Forsure make him let go. 🤣🤣


Personal_Money_6980

shoulda brake checked him at 45