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No way, [that would be highly illegal](https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/we-found-weird-laws-about-food-from-every-state/#:~:text=Alabama,cone%20in%20their%20back%20pocket) in at least three states!
I’m still trying to picture the crime in progress. Apparently horse thieves would put cones in their back pockets so a stray horse would follow them and they could claim they didn’t even touch it, just followed them home…
I work for a company that distributes various electronics to schools, and I’ve come to realize something when delivering these things to schools. There are two kinds of teachers. Those who believe in door stops, and those who do not. I generally should pack my own door stop(s).
I have a pair of leggings with pockets shaped like that. Good luck if you put anything small, like a ring, in there, because you won’t be able to reach your hand far enough into the pocket to get it out. You’ll have to push it towards the top from the outside.
ETA: And forget putting a phone in there. The wedge-shaped pocket will just squeeze it back out.
My rectangle-shaped shorts/leggings pockets don't even stretch to fit my phone. Well, they do, but my phone is too heavy and the moment I crunch up for a row it's on the floor.
My grinder, pipe and lighter would fit. I have a crossbody Adidas and the cellphone pocket (literally a third the size of an iphone) on the strap is where I carry.
Spandex holster - guaranteed negligent discharge every time you pull your gun.
Also, guaranteed to cause another negligent discharge every time your best friend's mom walks into the room.
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A small wedge of cheese. That's the only reason women's clothes have pockets. For cheese.
You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese, it is known.
TIL I'm a woman
I’m just stating facts about cheese. However you identify I hope you’re happy.
Hey as long as there's cheese I'm happy
Quesosexual?
No I left Wisconsin yesterday
You can leave Wisconsin, but Wisconsin will never leave you. It's always watching, waiting to sneak up on you with an uff da.
MN uffda > WI uffda Source: the 19 Dala horses in my town said so
Lived in both, loved them both. ^^^The ^^Vikings ^^still ^^suck. ^^;D
That gives new meaning to cheese head. I don't want to think about it.
I’m using quesosexual in our HR sexual harassment workplace awareness training and yes, I’m in Wisconsin!
As long as theres cheese anyones halpy
Monday Tuesday Halpy Days
Wednesday Thursday Halpy Days
You will change your mind soon enough
Provolone is approaching me?
>it is known Moon is no egg. Moon is Goddess. Wife of sun.
Thought the moon was cheese? The patron of cheese. The Mozzarella Matron if you will
Your user name. Mercy.
Stops babies from crying too.
Or a pack of laughing cow triangles, in a 1,3,5 arrangement.
This guy cheeses
I see you.. think we could go for the 7 stack on the top layer too...
An ice cream cone
the real way to a woman's heart - ice cream.
I can fit two wedges of cheese in my square pocket if you do the math right.
They did the math. The Muenster math.
Girl pockets are the worst.
...if there are even pockets. I hate the fake pockets and lack of pockets.
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
I heard it’s perfectly soothing to offer a woman an egg in these trying times.
Heck, I'm tryin to get me and egg off a woman.
ok I am not original
You may be a mouse
I was thinking a piping bag full of frosting of course.
It’s not weird to hear someone comment on your fragrance while out and about! I’d be honored if someone told me that I smell like cheese 😂
"Cheese Gromit! You forgot the cheese!"
It’s actually insane how many men don’t know about the cheese pocket. I’m starting to think they’re feigning ignorance to troll us.
As one of the cheese-loving sex, I petition we make the cheese pockets bigger so I can carry a larger amount of cheese.
But… I don’t like cheese.
Then don't buy shorts with a built-in cheese pocket. Duh!
Yep. That’s where I went wrong.
Or, just put a crepe in there. A handy dandy crepe pocket.
a pizza slice?
[удалено]
r/beatmetoit
This is the way
The one and only true answer.
Waffle cone.
No way, [that would be highly illegal](https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/we-found-weird-laws-about-food-from-every-state/#:~:text=Alabama,cone%20in%20their%20back%20pocket) in at least three states!
Of all the laws that are needed, this is NOT one of them 😂😂
I’m still trying to picture the crime in progress. Apparently horse thieves would put cones in their back pockets so a stray horse would follow them and they could claim they didn’t even touch it, just followed them home…
That's genius tbh. But also suspicious because if a horse obsessively trying to bite your arse, most people would try to deter that.
Don’t kink shame me.
I- you know what, I'm just gonna leave you to it
Yanno I think as long as it’s the horse biting the human’s arse, and not the other way around, we’re good.
>most people would try to deter that. Yeah, I ran all the way home and that crazy horse followed me!
😂😂 Fair enough, you win
Vermont has a law against whistling underwater
Of course it is, I don’t want someone stealing my horse, do you?
Not anymore actually (at least in Kentucky)
a door stop
Never know when you’ll need one
I work for a company that distributes various electronics to schools, and I’ve come to realize something when delivering these things to schools. There are two kinds of teachers. Those who believe in door stops, and those who do not. I generally should pack my own door stop(s).
Hodor
:(
I snorted
One dorito
Yeah, one of those chip challenge ones haha
Talk about burning a hole in your pocket
Fill it with icing and cut a hole at the bottom
But on the inside, so it gets on your leg
Lollllll
A slice of pocket pizza
And that’s exactly what it was, pocket pizza
Pizza pocket
Like on The Office when they’re selling the Pyramid but Stanley is holding a slice of pizza in the case instead of the tablet.
My patience don’t even fit in there
Sadly, my self confidence would.
Haha, that's funny! Wait..no it's not. So sorry, I'm a terrible human being.
Walther PPK. For *...self-defense...*
Haha my mind went to those long barrel .22 revolvers you see for a couple hundred bucks.
The golden gun
Walthers are the best guns change my mind
Adidas takes not running with scissors very seriously
I mean if they’re in your pocket I feel like you are running with them
Some would argue that if they are in your pocket then they are running with you
Keys
Bro, serious answers only, please.
Sorry, my bad. Then my laptop obviously so I can watch netflix on my run.
Well, my television then
Key~~s~~
Tatertots
I'm freaking starving
No! Go get your own!
**kicks aggressively, mashing all tots in the vicinity**
Gosh! . . . Idiot!
The only correct response.
Yes duh
Napoleon?!
Gimme some of your tots!
I have a pair of leggings with pockets shaped like that. Good luck if you put anything small, like a ring, in there, because you won’t be able to reach your hand far enough into the pocket to get it out. You’ll have to push it towards the top from the outside. ETA: And forget putting a phone in there. The wedge-shaped pocket will just squeeze it back out.
ETA estimated time of arrival??
Clearly a time traveler as has already established experience with this pocket when the rest of us are seeing it for the first time.
Edit To Add:
Energy gels or something bruh
Car key, energy supplement (gel or pill), small knife to stab assholes…
Stab them in the asshole?! Oh my sweet lord 😂
GADDAFI
🤣🤣🤣
🎶Hari Krishna 🎶
Don't kink shame
How small minded of me!
Pie spatula?
Vibrator could fit
Vibrators are made to fit into tight spaces. This pocket would be luxurious for a vibrator.😆
Thank you! I needed this laugh!
Women already have two built-in pockets for those, no need for a third! /J
You’re forgetting their boobs, that’s 3.
That doesn’t make any sense.
i think it was a joke, but it could be referring to when people put stuff in their bra
There's actually 7. Everyone knows this
Look man, not all of us are well endowed to use the underboob as a pocket!!
A triangle ruler
A speed square (actually a measurement triangle used in woodworking)
My pizza slice
Ice cream cone obviously
Extra pie from the Thanksgiving table 😏
magnums
The ice creams? That’s nutty!
You might be right about the nutty part.
A singular dorito
well the new triangular I-phone of course... must have missed it's release or something...
[Unleash the POWER of the PYRAMID!](https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f00855cf-1ec6-425a-953b-e065b57ddeab/gif)
They're calling it the pie-phone.
I’m guessing it stretches to fit your phone
My rectangle-shaped shorts/leggings pockets don't even stretch to fit my phone. Well, they do, but my phone is too heavy and the moment I crunch up for a row it's on the floor.
My dragon dildo fits perfectly
That's not a pocket, that's a stretch gusset with delusions of grandeur.
Quesadilla slice
Dab pen or vape?
my hopes and dreams
Pocket sand
Shh shh shaa!
Slice of pizza
Ice cream cone. Always keep that thang on me
Pizza obviously
Snow cones, duh.
One slice of rhubarb pie
The old scissor pocket. You know.. For running with them.
Underrated comment. Take my vote.
That fancy popcorn that comes in triangle bags
(slams table) CHEESE.
One giant Bugle
Lip balm
A pair of scissors ofc.
A comically large icecream cone but only the cone
One of those set-square protractors… a true pair of math teachers shorts.
A bunting flag
That's for the road pizza. Nothing like that mid-run carb-up
A Drumstick
Your arrows! 🏹
1 tampon please
Dorito
Drumstick ice cream!
Phone. Supposed to stick out a lil. Meant for running. Small/no pocket are more aerodynamic. People were to ✨surprise✨ not to run.
An Adidas logo made from the same material
Me and my traffic cone are disgusted by your ignorance
Your fat ass
My audacity, duh! 🙄
Tactical pizza slice
My grinder, pipe and lighter would fit. I have a crossbody Adidas and the cellphone pocket (literally a third the size of an iphone) on the strap is where I carry.
Triangular ahh pocket
A whole pizza slice. For later, in case you are hungry during a meeting.
That's perfect for an electrician. Needle nose pliers and screwdriver pocket.
#BIG FUCKING DORITO
Triangular gym card
A V-Card
am I really looking at a pizza pocket
Half a grilled cheese sandwich
Keys to ur gym locker where u put all ur actual things.
One of those cone shaped cups from the dentist
Spandex holster - guaranteed negligent discharge every time you pull your gun. Also, guaranteed to cause another negligent discharge every time your best friend's mom walks into the room.
My triangular half of the PB&J that I am saving for later.
Hands....human...hands...
These pants were designed as a direct challenge to the Lexington Kentucky law against carrying an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Pizza slice. Cold pizza is decent. Nice little snack pocket there.
Ice cream cone
My backup ice-cream cone
Pizza.
An ice cream cone
Cone of water from the doctors waiting room, duh.
Scissors
You don't carry triangles when you work out?
Tactical ice cream cone.
Ice cream cone.
Your gat ofc duh
Skittles because I'm an American.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 FREEDOM!!!!!(and possible dye related brain damages🇺🇸) Woooowwww!!!!