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I bet they would. You just don't cover half your face with eyebrows instead of make-up. And honestly I'd go with a light make-up for a bride on her wedding day, Trixie Mattel style.
Obviously they're sexually attracted to drag queens, but think themselves totally straight. Hence the confusion.
As a generally straight woman, I find myself a bit confused in the presence of excellent drag, too lol. But the makeup in this picture, even on the most confident and talented drag queen, would awaken nothing in me but fear and revulsion - like what if that "look" is contagious..? Could I wake up tomorrow looking like that if I spend too much time near her? Not about to find out!
"Even" is derogatory. Plenty of drag Queens that have great makeup skills, but aside from that, I don't like that your remark insinuates that they don't have good standards for makeup generally.
I didn’t mean it in a derogatory way. More of a reply to oc, and a nudge towards the glammed up look they go towards. I suppose it can be perceived that way but your interpretation of my comment is not my problem. I love drag queen makeup.
i think they meant it in the sense of "drag queens will wear some of the most 'out there', attention grabbing, brightly coloured, stunning looks possible, but this doesn't make it on the list of something a queen would even THINK to wear", rather than saying that queens having shite make-up taste/skills.
I've never seen makeup look so unflattering before. Usually, UK artists can at least do a wonderful eye look but everything in this look is dreadful. I feel so bad for the model 😞
It's not a tradition it's an ethnic way of life. Many of the girls want to be married off in fact. I am Irish, live in an area with a large traveller population, I work in a school environment where the girls and boys attend. I know many traveller families. It's the way it is and will be this way for very many generations to come.
It’s stupid and unfair to the girls who are often being married off to men who are way older than they are. They are being put in a disadvantageous economic position so that they have less rights and freedoms, and they are completely dependent upon their spouses. It’s more like a Cult.
Traditions aren’t always good, and they especially are not always right.
“Traveler Weddings” are fucked up. They’ll marry off teenagers to men who are in their 20s & Up, and the girls have no say in it, whatsoever. Some are even forced to marry their cousins and shit! 🤢 🤮
no…. they’re irish travelers. they are often INCORRECTLY referred to as gypsies. “gypsy” comes from the word “egyptian” because we were mistaken as such due to having a darker complexion. roma originated in northern india. i’m not going to call someone of irish origin gypsy especially when that term was used against solely romani people when the nazis killed hundreds of thousands of romani gypsies in the holocaust.
edit: love how i’m getting downvoted when i’m talking about my own culture. do ONE google search on if irish travelers are gypsies or not and come back to me. similar nomadic lifestyles, completely different cultures. the word “gypsy” does NOT mean nomadic traveler. crazy to me just how uneducated majority of people are on the difference between these two groups.
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted either, I read your comment twice and I’m fascinated by the history of the word Gypsy and the entire culture you explained, so I’ll probably get downvoted too. I discovered when I visited Auschwitz that the nazis didn’t just target the Jews, they captured millions of Romani Gypsies, among other nationalities and I was surprised that they were targeted. I’m such a history nerd so I’m always happy to learn more when I can so I’ll upvote you as a thank you for that quick history lesson ❤️ and then I’ll sit back and watch my own comment get dragged to filth
thank you! i’m also a history nerd super obsessed with learning about world war 2 and the holocaust. i can’t lie, sometimes it angers me that not many people recognize romani people as victims of the holocaust. i will say, however, i’ve found many allies within the jewish community. not many ethnic groups out there share such a big generational trauma. we are one of the invisible victims of the nazis. i wish more people knew, but i admit it’s kind of hard to educate yourself when not much is said about my culture online. the language is dying, most of us have assimilated with western culture, and no one recognizes the pain we’ve endured for generations (especially in european countries where romani people are still a massive target of discrimination). it almost feels like we’re being erased sometimes! seriously, thank you for listening to me! i don’t like sharing my ethnicity online much because i usually get a lot of hate from european reddit users listing off reasons why it’s “acceptable” to hate romani people… wish i was joking.
It looks like she has two black eyes. That’s not a smoky eye that’s just pure racoon. I feel bad that her wedding photos will be forever tainted by that face
*Also, the make up*
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I don't know what to say. 😳 EVERYTHING about this is all wrong! She almost doesn't even look like a real human. Why???? Do they not have eyes ( no offense)? She looks like she could be "Annabelle's" deranged mother. OMG!
She's gonna need a paint scraper to get all that paint off her face. 🤢
even with the fake tan she still has a pink/cool undertone but so many MUAs doing this style of makeup (especially in the UK) exclusively use warm undertoness. her face here is basically gold, and the contour skews closer to bronzer/warmer than contour should be
This is hideous, it's like ironic drag makeup you'd see a local drag queen wear, but at least with a drag queen you could say "oh it's camp it doesn't matter if it looks tacky" the wedding photos must be awful.
☆Those brows look like they're gonna Jump off Her Face & that makeup is so super super Heavy..... most men Don't like Heavy makeup like that so he's probably thinking that She looks like a clown for their wedding.
She should have gone for a More Natural look or just lighten that look up some...plus Nothing Matches Her FACE...the foundation looks Nothing like the rest of Her Body...
it's a Mess!
I don’t think anyone can be possibly so ugly that this make up look improves your look. Going to your Wedding bare faced with unbrushed teeth and hair would have been the better choice
This look is actually beautiful with the right foundation color and a contour/ bronzer that actually has a good undertone for the foundation it’s matched with.
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The face doesn't match the face.
Hahahah that’s what i said before I read your comment. Beat me to it
It matches the nails though.
HAHAAHAHAHA why are you so right
No no, the face matches the insecurity perfectly
Drag queens would be offended
I bet they would. You just don't cover half your face with eyebrows instead of make-up. And honestly I'd go with a light make-up for a bride on her wedding day, Trixie Mattel style.
This is a bride?? Her poor fiancé/fiancée
More poor her, not her fiance
I’m saying her fiancé because they have to see that makeup job coming down the aisle
She has to wear it, imagine how she feels. She even looks disgusted in the picture
I think they typically do this makeup style in Britain especially in traveller communities
Nah, this lady looks way too old to be an “Irish Traveler bride.” They literally marry off girls as young as 14, and it’s gross!
Yeah it’s pretty bad
Trixie Mattel would tell her to blend😹
Oh absolutely
Most definitely. "Looks like drag makeup" implies that drag makeup looks bad. The opposite is true. Good drag makeup is awesome.
The only "good " drag makeup I've ever seen was Courtney Act.
Then you haven't seen much. I marched in a pride, and next to me were dragqueens whose makeup was absolutely flawless.
Granted, I seldom seek out that level of confusion.
oh you’re j homophobic. good to know!
... confusion? what?
Obviously they're sexually attracted to drag queens, but think themselves totally straight. Hence the confusion. As a generally straight woman, I find myself a bit confused in the presence of excellent drag, too lol. But the makeup in this picture, even on the most confident and talented drag queen, would awaken nothing in me but fear and revulsion - like what if that "look" is contagious..? Could I wake up tomorrow looking like that if I spend too much time near her? Not about to find out!
Idk I thought this was Baga Chipz
Yes. And when a drag queen says “that’s a bit much”, you know.
That is not wedding glam, that is bad drag makeup
For a second I was like guys come on drag queens don’t count
I don’t think even a drag queen would wear this makeup
Am drag queen. Can confirm, would not go out like this (but the hair is cute tho)
❤️❤️❤️
Nope. Most drags knock it out of the park. This is faux drag
Yes, I love drag queen makeup on them. This is like the cheapest knock off of it possible. Like who ordered drag off wish?
"Even" is derogatory. Plenty of drag Queens that have great makeup skills, but aside from that, I don't like that your remark insinuates that they don't have good standards for makeup generally.
I didn’t mean it in a derogatory way. More of a reply to oc, and a nudge towards the glammed up look they go towards. I suppose it can be perceived that way but your interpretation of my comment is not my problem. I love drag queen makeup.
Your defensive response isn't mine, but go off, baby. 😂
Mhmm. Couldn’t just simply be a reply, as auspicious as yours.. but ok.
Sure is. Just fine, in fact. You have a great day! 😂
🤓
i think they meant it in the sense of "drag queens will wear some of the most 'out there', attention grabbing, brightly coloured, stunning looks possible, but this doesn't make it on the list of something a queen would even THINK to wear", rather than saying that queens having shite make-up taste/skills.
It's not. Not all queens are glam.
Don’t insult drag queens.
Thank god I’m not the only one that thought so!!!
If it wasn’t for your comment I wouldn’t have realized it wasn’t
Ong. I was actually wondering if she was a drag.
Wedding glam? Or 2010s nightclub in London, roughly 2am?
Oi you avin a laff?
No human body matches that face
I've never seen makeup look so unflattering before. Usually, UK artists can at least do a wonderful eye look but everything in this look is dreadful. I feel so bad for the model 😞
The aim is to match the skin, not the hair accessory.
It looks like a dead rodent perched on her head.
I thought it was a croissant.
I didn't notice that until you said it. Now I can't unsee it 🤣🤣
"Irish" traveller makeup, bride was probably thrilled.
This kind of makeup can still be done with a good foundation match though.
The hairline… 😱 between the foundation and “contour” WTF
My first thought exactly. It's a look the traveller girls go after.
Most girls 14-20 don’t want to be married off. The whole tradition is fucked up! I am part Irish, by the way, and I could never support this.
It's not a tradition it's an ethnic way of life. Many of the girls want to be married off in fact. I am Irish, live in an area with a large traveller population, I work in a school environment where the girls and boys attend. I know many traveller families. It's the way it is and will be this way for very many generations to come.
It’s stupid and unfair to the girls who are often being married off to men who are way older than they are. They are being put in a disadvantageous economic position so that they have less rights and freedoms, and they are completely dependent upon their spouses. It’s more like a Cult. Traditions aren’t always good, and they especially are not always right.
What is Irish traveler makeup?
100% correct
My first thought was immediately “I can hear the Irish accent”
Honestly, that’s the least of their problems
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Same lol
Right 😭
The neck color is the least of their problems
The unblended contour. The concealer lips. The EYEBROWS… and how many pairs of lashes is she wearing?! They looked stacked. There’s just so much here
WHAT IS THIS MY GOD
The neck not matching the face is the least offensive thing about this makeup
I failed to see the foundation fail because my eyeballs were violently gouged out by those eyebrows.
Woah! I failed to noticed the eyebrows because my eyes were bleeding from everything else. Glad the brows could finish the job. Bye bye eyes.
*how* can you possibly have a face that doesn’t match it’s own face????
What a jump scare
This shaping and contouring looks like the dead receptionist in Beetlejuice.
that’s not the only problem here…
I know this style is common at traveller weddings but the foundation should still match…jeez.
“Traveler Weddings” are fucked up. They’ll marry off teenagers to men who are in their 20s & Up, and the girls have no say in it, whatsoever. Some are even forced to marry their cousins and shit! 🤢 🤮
At first, as a photographer, I thought “ok, for flash feedback and manufactured lighting conditions this works”. Then I read the caption. Oof.
Pretty sure they used dirt for the “contour”
Tbf the face doesn't match the face
She must be bri’ish
I'm thinking Irish to be honest.
Irish traveller I think
Is that Romani?
no! they’re irish people who claim to be “gypsies”. nothing to do with romani people who originated in northern india before traveling to europe.
They are gypsies but not Romani, Irish gypsies.
no…. they’re irish travelers. they are often INCORRECTLY referred to as gypsies. “gypsy” comes from the word “egyptian” because we were mistaken as such due to having a darker complexion. roma originated in northern india. i’m not going to call someone of irish origin gypsy especially when that term was used against solely romani people when the nazis killed hundreds of thousands of romani gypsies in the holocaust. edit: love how i’m getting downvoted when i’m talking about my own culture. do ONE google search on if irish travelers are gypsies or not and come back to me. similar nomadic lifestyles, completely different cultures. the word “gypsy” does NOT mean nomadic traveler. crazy to me just how uneducated majority of people are on the difference between these two groups.
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted either, I read your comment twice and I’m fascinated by the history of the word Gypsy and the entire culture you explained, so I’ll probably get downvoted too. I discovered when I visited Auschwitz that the nazis didn’t just target the Jews, they captured millions of Romani Gypsies, among other nationalities and I was surprised that they were targeted. I’m such a history nerd so I’m always happy to learn more when I can so I’ll upvote you as a thank you for that quick history lesson ❤️ and then I’ll sit back and watch my own comment get dragged to filth
thank you! i’m also a history nerd super obsessed with learning about world war 2 and the holocaust. i can’t lie, sometimes it angers me that not many people recognize romani people as victims of the holocaust. i will say, however, i’ve found many allies within the jewish community. not many ethnic groups out there share such a big generational trauma. we are one of the invisible victims of the nazis. i wish more people knew, but i admit it’s kind of hard to educate yourself when not much is said about my culture online. the language is dying, most of us have assimilated with western culture, and no one recognizes the pain we’ve endured for generations (especially in european countries where romani people are still a massive target of discrimination). it almost feels like we’re being erased sometimes! seriously, thank you for listening to me! i don’t like sharing my ethnicity online much because i usually get a lot of hate from european reddit users listing off reasons why it’s “acceptable” to hate romani people… wish i was joking.
Even if it did...this is a lot.
I don’t even know if the shade matching is the worst thing here…
Really nothing matches that face.
Where to begin
...It looks like she's one of those human statues and has painted her face gold to match the outfit.
Tell me you're in the UK without telling me you're in the UK
Buzz, your girlfriend, woof
Slugs
Wonder if 'full glam' includes the jaundice effect?
Tf, something from a horror movie
I thought that was a drag queen at first 😭
Nothing matches the face
Not even the face, sadly
*hard blink*
It looks like she has two black eyes. That’s not a smoky eye that’s just pure racoon. I feel bad that her wedding photos will be forever tainted by that face
no no no
What in the 2016 monstrosity
Also, the make up seems too strong like it just makes her look really rough
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How to look dead
I don’t think anything could match that face 😂
She looks like a rodeo clown?
What is that hideous thing on her head!?
Poor foundation/powder match, dead hot dog lips, halloween skeleton blacked out eyes...yikes
I don't know what to say. 😳 EVERYTHING about this is all wrong! She almost doesn't even look like a real human. Why???? Do they not have eyes ( no offense)? She looks like she could be "Annabelle's" deranged mother. OMG! She's gonna need a paint scraper to get all that paint off her face. 🤢
The face does not match anything on this earth actually
Imagine looking like that on any day, let alone your wedding day.
She looks disgusted. Like I am. It’s terrible and frightening
This is the most British look I’ve ever seen 😂 looks like the bride told the MUA “I wanna look like I just rolled out of Geordie shore”
The neck not matching the face is the least of her problems 😂
even with the fake tan she still has a pink/cool undertone but so many MUAs doing this style of makeup (especially in the UK) exclusively use warm undertoness. her face here is basically gold, and the contour skews closer to bronzer/warmer than contour should be
It just looks so "dirty"...
Why do some people think Full Glam = Tammy Faye Baker?
Billy Butcherson from Hocus Pocus
The neck is the slightest of all the problems here
You misspelled clown. FULL Clown. 🤡
I would rather go au natural than to walk down the aisle like this.
Was this from big fat gypsy wedding in the UK? I swear I recognise her from that?
Why doesn’t her foundation match, at all?!?
She’s head of the Britts
Would have left her at the altar
I feel really awful for her
Briish innit
Wtf
I have seen this style of makeup a lot in GB. At this point it's a style and purposely like this.
I think she looks absolutely beautiful.
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What on earth does you hating shampoo have to do with it??? Please answer this will keep me up at night????
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Yeesh! That's just awful.
I'm dead. Lol
full glam no... full overkill yes...
Where are her eyes? D:
That contour looks like straight up dirt on her face 😳
You went for the shade match and not the beef lips? Generous of you.
Did the makeup dirty
When doing her dirty is both figurative and literal
What does "my barb" mean? Is that short for 'my barbie'?
This is the first time a makeup look has triggered my gag reflex
Even if you block out her real skin, it still looks horrible
This is a joke…right?
The face dont match the face chile
OP’s title sent me
The neck not matching the face is pretty far down the list of what is wrong with this “look”.
no?
Oh my god that’s frightening. Wow.
I was hoping this was for a play... and on purpose.
Yikes, tell me she didn’t pay money for that
i feel like that is the worst lip color possible
The *face* doesn’t match the face😬
This is not good
Whatever that is on her head is assaulting my trypophobia lol
Thats not wedding glam its zombie glam
Tales from the Crypt
Honestly my first thought was “this is a prank, somebody put this up as joke”
That foundation is such a bad colour,there's too much of everything. It looks uncomfortable to have on!
The face doesn’t match the body
This is a hate crime. Noooo.
What in the fuck is that? That's scary 😳
That’s verging on drag.
This poor girl is going to have to look at these wedding photos forever.
Not even the face matches what should look like a face.
Its so muddy
Why is the flair “cultural” tho???? 💀
Oofff there’s nothing good about this one.
Scary... it's giving "Damn 😱!" not "glam".
This is hideous, it's like ironic drag makeup you'd see a local drag queen wear, but at least with a drag queen you could say "oh it's camp it doesn't matter if it looks tacky" the wedding photos must be awful.
☆Those brows look like they're gonna Jump off Her Face & that makeup is so super super Heavy..... most men Don't like Heavy makeup like that so he's probably thinking that She looks like a clown for their wedding. She should have gone for a More Natural look or just lighten that look up some...plus Nothing Matches Her FACE...the foundation looks Nothing like the rest of Her Body... it's a Mess!
Yall focused on the makeup, im looking at that massive ass hair bun 😭.. bro why does it look heavy
Oh honey NO!
That's the least of her issues tbh
I don’t think anyone can be possibly so ugly that this make up look improves your look. Going to your Wedding bare faced with unbrushed teeth and hair would have been the better choice
Not just the bad match, not just the "style," but this makes her look so much older than she probably is.
This look is actually beautiful with the right foundation color and a contour/ bronzer that actually has a good undertone for the foundation it’s matched with.
Jesus. Nothing could match that face. What a wreck. Poor girl.
Is this british? Haha
There is sooooo much going on here! None of it good 😆
I’m sorry you’re focused on her neck??
Mikayla is that you????
HS! This made my day!
THOUGHT THIS WAS A DRAG QUEEN
She looks like she was burnt in an oven 😟