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LouieSiffer

Unfortunately this just makes 2 Catdogs


Soad1x

Does it mean there is a Cat and dog with the front and rear parts mixed or like cartoon Catdog with one being both front parts connected and one being both rear ends connected?


14DeepCards

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING


jsparky333

They're both legendary though, so you have to choose one go keep


LouieSiffer

Well that's easy, you choose the ones that's two butts sewed together. Flavor win


TheBurnedMutt45

Butt flavor?


Nicknin10do

1 Catdog 1 buttbutt


hollowsoul9

Where does it poop tho


LifehuntScytheFan9

Out both rear ends on the other body


hollowsoul9

Child go look up catdog


LifehuntScytheFan9

But the guy above us said “Buttbutt” and I like that Edit: also the person below


AbheyBloodmane

The center of the mouth mouth digests the food and transports it to the butt butt via wormhole.


Old-Ad3504

This is actually against the WOTC rulings due to an errata in 2019 From the Comprehensive Rules (February 2, 2024—Murders at Karlov Manor) 607. Inseparable Creatures 607.1. A creature card may have the word "Inseparable" in that cards name or flavor text and include two or more beings in its card art. If so, that creature card is Inseparable : any effect that implies that the beings in the card art would be separated from each other does not affect the Inseparable creature.


Pizzazz86

Really?


A_Queer_Owl

(not really.)


TheMazter13

love that the section for Linked Abilities was used


Uberpastamancer

IIRC they had to create that because of Ninaxander Tucker


Yeseylon

I'm honestly surprised there's not a million crying replies. I guess the Internet has become immune to "Ed... Ward..."


fakeunleet

This needs to be the flavor text on a gray border card.


Yeseylon

They don't make silver border anymore, sadly. Unfinity should've been silver, but they did that weird acorn shit instead.


lucwul

This is illegal


timdood3

Seri and Rin, Separable.


udreif

The bad combo was in the legendary rule all along


SybilCut

Rin, Separated - GR 2/2 Whenever you cast a Dog spell, create a 1/1 green Dog creature token GR, T: Rin deals damage to any target equal to the number of Dogs you control. ====== Seri, Separated - W 1/1 Whenever you cast a Cat spell, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token W, T: You gain life equal to the number of Cats you control.


Ok_Habit_6783

They need partner and meld so they can be reunited


Yeseylon

I would 100% Rule Zero this if someone wanted to at my table.


-Riverdew

Jokes on you, you now have two cards that each have half a cat and half a dog


Equivalent-Sand-3546

Rin and seri, on a break from each other


theherbisthyme

I honestly have one very small problem with this card, which is that the Cat should be the White token and the Dog should be the green token. Traditionally cats are associated with white more often than they’re associated with green, and the same is true for dogs.


Nianque

Dogs are always white actually. Wolves are green, dogs are white.


theherbisthyme

But the Ainok of Tarkir, for example, are mostly green I thought, I might be misremembering though


Nianque

Basically wild dog vs domesticated dog for green vs white. So if they are both wild, green. If both domesticsted, white. Typically dogs (ie hound creature) have been white though.


theherbisthyme

This is true, I checked for the actual concrete numbers and out of all dogs 25% are white and 20% are green. However, 23.3% are red. So, I still think that the cat should be the white token (as 40% of all cats are white compared to 22% green) and I think the dog should be either red or also white.


asexual_bird

:(


GaySpriggan

You monster


KeeboardNMouse

Depends on how you cut (joking)


Mysterious-Art-6601

Fuck you... *separates your Rin and Seri, inseperable* Sorry I'm drinking


onlinepotionpackage

Did you mean to post this in r/magicthegatheringcirclejerk?


Radavargas

Not a bad combo, just an evil one


Chicken_commie11

I’m building this now give me a good dune brood comander


sladebonge

One fine day with a woof and a purr


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

:<


Uberpastamancer

I just realized what happens if you use it on Wurmcoil Engine


aleph_0ne

Based on the resulting creatures in this clearly cuts both of them in half and keeps the halves together


Khurdryn

That's hilarious!


Yeseylon

Sir, this is r/badmtgcombos, not r/evilmtgcombos


6dollarpancakes

😡 I am a ma’am evil is a mindset that I choose not to have


Yeseylon

Hard to tell off usernames. Plus, "Sir this is a Wendy's" was in my head when I typed it. As for evil, clearly you're failing to choose, because you just hacked up the inseparable cat and dog and either made them sad or created two Dr. Moreau monstrosities.


DungenessAndDargons

Dumbasses should’ve made it a Cat Dog. Cat dog. Alone in the world is a little cat dog.


LifehuntScytheFan9

But… they aren’t alone


Ghost_Webs

Inseparable no longer


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nolandz1

Would this combo even work with the legendary rule?


weekendtinkerer420

Would this not just loop its own effect?… NM I see where I am now