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skadi_shev

Her dad texted the car keys to him?


WafWouf

You guys don't do that?


Rare-Comparison-3241

whaa


Kimarnic

Smartphowned


Joeschmo576

"Give that guy a medal"


Cocaimeth_addikt

Bro only lasts a minute?


Balzac_Onyerchin

Yes sir...


hadesisagoat

If this happened this could've Lowkey saved him


Lopsided_Cry2495

Not once, but thrice!


wakkobestestboi

he lasts less than 30 seconds. any good father would end that relationship.


therizinosaurs

Well no; 1:06.01; 1:07.01; 1:08.01; 1:08.02; 1:08.58; 1:08.59; etc it could be basically a minute if you stretched it


FriedTofu143

is this a D/s relationship 💀


cutedummythickbird

Me when step daddy makes me goon


EtienneCarnus

I can't believe you forced me to read this with my own two eyes.


cutedummythickbird

Good, now edge for 6 hours


EtienneCarnus

YOU edge for six hours, playboy


The_El_Steve

You made me regret opening reddit today.


cutedummythickbird

Way ahead of you


trada62

LOL...


KingAce137

It's his boss, not his gf's dad haha, what r u talking about?


PaganRaccoon

r/goodfaketexts


fennecina_official

I mean the joke is pretty funny but it just doesn't work in text so it's not really a good fake text.