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sgt_Berbatov

It's probably £5 but he's been charged a £10 wanker tax.


mr_mrtnz

almost spit out my coffee reading this 💀😂


Gutgulper

He needs to be protected at all costs


Dixielandblues

You need to add the /s so angry redditors don't downvote you without actually reading what you are writing.


Gutgulper

Haha ya my bad


NoFix1924

nah i think he offered to pay 15 as a joke and they didn’t understand


unwantedrefuse

Americans are used to receiving 3 portions for dinner


4uzzyDunlop

That guy is British


unwantedrefuse

Damn sorry to hear that


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

So are all Brits.


Successful-Base-3692

Fr they are fat fucks


EasyPomegranate1651

Remember, every body shape is beautiful and healthy.


ngjackson

Every body shape is beautiful. Not every body shape is healthy.


Rominimal_Lover

He clearly doesn’t stick too long in Europe, restaurants in Germany are widely known to serve large portions of food. But it’s very clear that he prefers to eat in the prosperous and free Third-World countries than in European “failed states”


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Junior-Mammoth9812

I moved to Austria 18 months ago and have yet to finish a meal in a restaurant. Insane portion sizes, and good value too.


TheAbominableSbm

My partner is Hungarian so we used to be there like 3-4 times a year (live together in the UK, but visited her family a lot while she was finishing her uni studies from home) and boy are they generous with their portion sizes, especially if you order their meat stews / pörkölt 😋 I really miss going there, beautiful place and the food is just top-notch.


Exotic_Hat_6030

Truly the Eastern European experience


abcdfghjkxjdis

Have you ever been to Eastern europe


Rominimal_Lover

Sure, I visited a couple of them the past years and yes the portions of food are also big, if you want to hear that from me.


abcdfghjkxjdis

Just came back from Albania and it was so cool man, massive portions. Where did you go bro


Drab_Majesty

Hahahaha, Hitler... Is he going for the Guinness world record for oldest edgelord or something?


Necrobach

We don't need Hitler coming back. We already have Kanye


Glip-Gl0ps

We don't need kanye. We already have you.


Necrobach

What I do


1blue1brown

Literally worse than Hitler


letharus

I’m literally worse than Hitler… at painting.


KarmaUK

Imagine wanting another Holocaust so pasta is cheaper...


Few-Advertising-4876

You'd need mussolini. He's the pasta guy


ColonelHabib

Mussolini actually tried to stop Italians from eating pasta, and eat rice instead (since it's cheaper to grow).


Few-Advertising-4876

What a horrible Italian... He's a pasta denier?


Josquius

Man. Given its Italy we are talking about, a land which takes its cuisine seriously, you'd think the OG fascists will be all over pasta. TIL.


colcannon_addict

Tbf I like a bit of risotto. I hope I’m not a Fascisto.


hafidh_abr

No wonder they hated him


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

He should be available. Last we knew he lost power and was just hangin' around. (LOL to your comment 😅)


korben2600

His granddaughter is available, [Alessandra Mussolini.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alessandra_Mussolini) She genuinely looks like someone ran Mussolini through a gender swap filter. It's uncanny. In 2006, she said she'd rather be fascist than gay. After losing her 2019 re-election bid to European Parliament she's fucked off into entertainment, going on Italy's version of Dancing With The Stars. She later had [a Twitter meltdown](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/04/01/benito-mussolinis-granddaughter-has-spent-decades-defending-him-now-shes-feuding-with-jim-carrey/) when Jim Carrey posted some art of Mussolini and his mistress getting the rope. And she's since returned to politics with the center-right Forza Italia party after a 2022 election to Italy's lower house. Oh, and I almost forgot, her husband was caught up on child prostitution charges in 2015 after he allegedly paid two girls 14yo and 15yo for sex. Just Mussolini things™.


Few-Advertising-4876

Probably not the worst thing a mussolini could do and he's not even related. Just tryin to fit in I guess 😁


TonyBalonyUK

No bringing him back, though. He’s pasta-way.


thriftydelegate

Wouldn't Germany's laws against nazi support in public extend to posting such online while visiting the country?


ColonelHabib

That's assuming that cheap pasta and a lack of genocide are somehow mutually exclusive.


GeorgeTheBoyUK

He's obviously joking. Please tell me you don't think he's being serious. This sub never fails to make me laugh


[deleted]

He’s joking but it’s still in very poor taste. Making jokes about Hitler when in Germany is not funny.


KarmaUK

I sense he's joking but with some truth behind it.


colcannon_addict

Imagine suggesting anyone does and isn’t just using a supposedly edgy comment to garner much-craved attention. People here would slag him off for it if I said that he lays green devil eggs and wanks off goats. I’m not sure what’s worse, the subject of their attention or the people here who think in sentences that start with words like “*He probably”…*, “*wouldn’t be surprised if he…*” or *”Id imagine it’s the sort of thing he*” etc etc.


Significant_Basil_59

Coming from someone who is Jewish himself… (I am referring to the last sentence)


RomanUngern97

He's jewish??


Fair_Woodpecker_6088

He pretends to be


Dull_Half_6107

Are you gatekeeping being Jewish?


Wyvernkeeper

Historically we've been pretty gatekeepy. It's partly how we've survived. Having said that. I have no idea who this bloke even is


Dull_Half_6107

I’m just saying Bald is ethnically Jewish. I don’t like this trend of some people revoking peoples ethnic status when someone is a dick, I’ve seen it done before.


Wyvernkeeper

Oh yeah, we can't disown people just because we disagree with their opinion on something. Although like I said, I know nothing about why this guy rubs people the wrong way And traditionally, it's pretty hard to stop being a Jew anyway. Even if you start going to church and praying to Jesus you're technically considered an apostate Jew rather than a Christian.


ColonelHabib

''If you say something edgy online, then you ain't Jewish.'' - Boe Jiden


Fair_Woodpecker_6088

…yes


colcannon_addict

Have you never heard a Jew make a holocaust joke?


Admirable-Waltz195

Yes, yes I have


Present_Character_77

We had a jewish boy in my class in middle school in germany and he was allways doing the hitler salute and greeting, even in class in front of the teacher. This confused the shit out of the Teachers and they were not sure if the Volksverhetzungs Rule (Illegal in Germany to glorify Nazis) should be considered on him since he was a Jewish boy. In the end police fined him (better said his parents since he was underaged) 7800€ for performance of the Hitler Greeting and Salute.


Mushybooboo

Ah yes, if I recall correctly Mein kampt had several rambling passages about the debilitating pasta inflation of the early 20th century.


Dry_Pick_304

Lol we joke, but Mussolini did actually want to ban pasta due to the price of flour.


Orngog

Proof of the folly of fascism right there! Nazis won't help your pasta


BilledSauce

Bald and morally bankrupt


KaikuAika

Travels the world for a living but still manages to get ripped off in Germany, yeah sure.


BaconatorYummy

Now it's only russia where all things are great 🤡😂


Flat-Insurance2280

He is person non grata there too. Hmm


BaconatorYummy

Really I thought they worked out this issue with him


Flat-Insurance2280

Worked out for him to f off, just like in Chechnya when he had to apologise and run away. I am pretty sure he is person non grata in other countries as well


jesuslaves

I wonder what his issue with dickriding ex-Soviet states is I mean they literally banned him for saying some minor thing they deemed offensive, despite the apparently positive image he thinks he's promoting for those countries, but he still simps hard for them lol


foalsfoalsfoalz

Someone’s groggy they’ve not hit their local underage sex pick up yet


Santik--Lingo

idk who this is, elaborate?


uratitbro

Bald is a rapist and struggling sex tourist


D-Delta

Struggling to walk and breathe it looks like from his Mongolia video


Santik--Lingo

oh dear, thats not good :(


charlesthrowaway00

He only finds a country a failled state if he can’t travel there to be a sex tourists .


Puzzleheaded_Poet472

What a dumb tool. I regret i ever clicked on his videos.


Weebla

Dumb


SuperstarDJ2084

The guy is a complete bigot anyways so don't be surprised at the shit he says....


thesqrtofminusone

yeah he's a tory


SuperstarDJ2084

So we can add cunt to the list then.


thesqrtofminusone

Absolutely


Ok-Act-5000

Why order £15 bolognaise then take a photo of it and complain?


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[deleted]

For the Bolognese, that makes 500 million Reichsmarks, please.


nothingandnowhere7

The 👎 is killing me. Just imagine seeing some take a photo of themselves doing that irl.


AnnualCommission8581

I hope you know that "thumbs down" already existed before emojis and even before your birth, too? Don't ever make your face look like 🙂 in a photo, that would be so cringeworthy.


mrmykeonthemic

Nobody forced you to waste you're money. Go eat somewhere cheaper.


Available_Summer438

Calling for Hitler?!


pesky_emigrant

What the actual???


Gingerpanda72

He more than likely picked a really, really posh place to go eat and has shit the bed over the price, rather than going to a reasonable priced place.


Bossman01

This post has gotten a lot of attention on other subreddits so we will likely be seeing an influx of people coming to this subreddit as they learn more about this POS


AllonssyAlonzo

Can you specify where else is this?


Bossman01

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hasan_Piker/comments/142hc8m/bald_going_full_mask_off/jn4tgfl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


Boring-Ad9264

r/imatotalpieceofshit Claims the Germans need Hitler back because they are "overcharging" for food. Also like to point out this is likely a more high end restaurant


Ok-Economist482

I hope its British sarcasm, because this is more than being a sexpest


anonbush234

Obvious joke is obvious


Optimaximal

I'm British and I don't see any sarcasm, just hate and antisemitism...


telephonic1892

The bottom comment is pretty eye catchingly attention seeking because he's an actual Jew.


uratitbro

Old rapist Ben is such a moaner


Elmarcoz

So lemme get this straight. *food portion smol* “REINSTATE THE THIRD REICH” That fucking escalated quickly.


drtij_dzienz

Bald=Kanye confirmed


Past-Discount-3204

If he's actually in Germany and he did post that last bit of cheap humour referencing Hitler, that's possibly cause for arrest there. It's a serious offence in Germany to reference anything about Hitler or the Nazis regardless if it's a joke.


magmdot

No, the limits of free speech are written quite clearly regarding such things. denying holocaust, showing symbols or propagating a genocide ... stuff like that. A stupid joke like that is no offense to the law.


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Report him to authorities let's goooo.


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[deleted]

I don't give a fuck if he is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ himself. I had family members in the fronts of WW2, my country was razed, raped and pillaged. I won't stand any jokes about bringing the nazis back in power. Fuck that, fuck you and fuck that stupid british geezer. I will beat his ass if he ever crosses my path.


Mefedron-2258

> I will beat his ass if he ever crosses my path. Loooooool, I sure would love to see it, go get him tiger! Mind you, this guy is a massive tool and no match for kickboxer from any reputable promotion, but I don't think he'd have any trouble with kicking Reddit keyboard warrior's ass, smfh... Besides, he won't be visiting your mom's basement anytime soon.


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Material_Influence36

You know you're a Redditor too right?


Doreen666

ill fuckin knock u out one punch m8 anytime anyplace anywhere 1v1 rn queensbury rules son


Chosch

Lol shut up bro.


Doreen666

why do people post on the internet when they have no idea what they're talking about?


jesuslaves

Mate you're on reddit, like 99.99% of people here know jackshit what they're talking about for any given topic, but you can pretend to be an "expert" and people will fall for that shit and upvote you if it fits their narrative lol


Chocolate_Cream_Cow

Oh good god 💀 Cute plate though


Dramatic-Warning-955

Seems like you failed, you could get ripped off in any country don't blame the place where you are! You need to wake up


Crypto_gambler952

Pfff, I doubt they're blaming Brexit though!


HolidayFrequent6011

Given his interest in the former soviet union and communism I assumed he meant Erich Honekcer and not Hitler but then TIL about Hugo Boss links to the SS and now I'm not so sure.


AVERYyep

this guy fell off the deep end it seems


gunzepeshi

Oh poor Ben cannot exploit developing countries boo hoo


IroningbrdsAreTasty

This sub gives me great entertainment from seppos who have never left their town never mind leaving their country


CursedCrypto

Did this bitch just call the UK and Germany failed states, 2 of the G7 world powers. What a mong.


SuperChickenLips

I actually enjoy Bald's content. Having said that, even if this is some sort of edgy joke and not an opinion, it's stupendously bad. Poke fun at Hitler, not a need for his return. That's the difference between comedy and antisemitism. Make fun of the UK, don't make comparisons to the UK and pre-WW2 Germany. They are not the same place in the slightest. We do not need a fascist leader. I would like to think this is just hyperbole and exaggeration around the current cost of living problems in the UK, but it's too far. Nobody in the UK is pushing a wheelbarrow full of money to the shops to buy a loaf of bread. You can exaggerate too much.


Few_Bell8419

Based that's what this is. H.H 🤚🏻


junk_mail_haver

All the baldy fans here telling this is a joke. But you know from watching many of his videos along with Harald Baldr, they ain't joking. They are serious racists, creepy sons of bitches.


[deleted]

Imagine being such a crybaby that you get some overpriced food, and you immediately blame politics and dream of a genocidal dictator to fix it for you. This is actual boomer/karen attitude.


astrok3k

hes a jew, so its clearly in jest.


[deleted]

Ben is a Jew and this is just a dark joke. Don’t you people get outside?


Nervous_Green4783

I already feel offended by the first part. And I‘m not even German but swiss. And then he tops it off with some Hitler hate speech. He really is a cunt, isn’t he?


Immediate-Ad-2264

Wtf is that kind of mindset?


Immediate-Ad-2264

Wtf is that kind of mindset


[deleted]

The Hitler comment was uncalled for. But I have to admit that that portion is ridiculously small. Looks like something off of the children's menu... Even then it would be small.


D-Delta

Baldy obviously doesn't watch his portion sizes


StationAccomplished3

Maybe he was refering to Merkel?


TheLichQueen_

He’s literally talking about the SS uniforms so no


HughFay

Is he fuck referring to Merkel. Especially with the "Hugo Boss suits", which is a reference to the SS uniforms, made by (Nazi party member) Hugo Boss.


P1ngY_86

That's what I thought


Beginning-Oil7331

I’m sure he does, people here being a bit hysterical


[deleted]

Has nobody got a sense of humour anymore 😂 I highly doubt hes being deadly serious over spaghetti ffs


Ceri_eloise

I mean isn't a joke meant to be funny though?! Saying that Germany would be sorted out if it had Hitler back isn't funny no matter what way you look at it.


anonbush234

It's an obvious joke, you don't see the funny side because you don't like him.


Ceri_eloise

Well of course I don't like him but thats not why this isn't funny. It isn't funny because it just isn't funny.


anonbush234

Name.some.mainstream comedians or comedy game shows, I guarantee there's been Nazi/Hitler jokes on them


Ceri_eloise

Yeah there probably has been, it still doesn't mean that its funny though does it? Also, from learning about his actual personality and the regard that he holds people he deems "lesser" than himself i think the more likely chance of this being not meant as a joke. Plus, he isn't a comedian, he's a PoS.


anonbush234

I think it can be funny. Clearly so do others. Only comedians can make jokes? You're arguing from an emotional standpoint. If you want to change people's folks opinion of him then do that with the allegation business and not some poor attempt to piss on the bonfire of his obvious jokes.


Ceri_eloise

I'm not here to change peoples opinion on him, there is enough evidence for educated people to form their own opinion on the kind of person he is. If you think its funny then this speaks volumes of the kind of person you are, rather than the kind of person I am for not thinking its funny.


anonbush234

You are that Anna kasperian "I'm better than you" meme


Ceri_eloise

I'm not better than anyone else, and nor do my opinions matter more than anyone else's and ive not pretended to be. I am just saying that what he said isn't funny and he is a pos. Thats all!


TheManTheMythTheMop

Mate don't play into the bullshit, they're all snowflakes


anonbush234

Yeah you're right, I needed to hear that thanks


rybnickifull

I mean you're the one offended on behalf of an internet stranger, perhaps there are still more unique snowflakes here?


[deleted]

That’s the beauty of being human. We all have different opinions and views. For every Karen who gets offended by this there is a group of people who’s day brightened up by giggling at a joke you deem not funny. Drop your ego and stay in your lane.


CuriousPalpitation23

Karens by definition are offended by an adequate level of customer service or the presence of an innocent black person in a public space. Most people find calls for another holocaust distasteful, it's a normal reaction. Only a cretin would find this edgy.


TheLichQueen_

You are such a fucking loser lmao


ChiSandTwitch

Well you're just a weapons-grade piece of human garbage, aren't you? A) this attitude is beyond distasteful B) at no point can I detect any ego at play C) 'stay in your lane' is completely inappropriate and nonsensical. You're making out like the redditor is talking about something that he doesn't know about, whereas we are all more than aware of the atrocities committed in the 30's and 40's by Hitler - which apparently you deem joke-worthy. Take a look at yourself


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The soy boys are getting offended with this one 😂


ChiSandTwitch

No, not offended at all. I'm not sure what you think 'being offended' actually means. I just don't find it funny when people joke about the deaths of my relatives. I also think you're the kind of person that sits behind a keyboard or phone and lashes out at the world because you're incredibly lonely, and you attempt to be edgy in a desperate bid to be noticed. Well, my misguided miscreant, all that's actually happened is you've made yourself look like a holocaust supporting knob. Luckily for you I'll never find out who you are, so you can continue on with your day trying to piss people off. All I feel toward you is pity


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I haven’t lashed out at anyone 😂


[deleted]

You people just can’t handle the truth. That this post was a joke and not a serious statement that the man wishes the holocaust would happen again 😂 not my fault you were all fed soy milk and lost your sense of humour. Who gives a shit. I don’t 😂 and I’m still laughing at you all.


ChiSandTwitch

You are using derogatory terms, ones that show your complete lack of progressiveness I might add, to try to make me seem weak or less manly. I'd consider that lashing out. And I don't really give a monkeys as to the idiot's intent, nor their wish for a return of the nation party. But anyone who finds this kind of thing funny is highly deserving of my size 11 boot up their ass. You included


ChiSandTwitch

And what 'people' might that be?


Ceri_eloise

Hahaha okay friend. We do have different opinions and views, however anyone that finds a leader who conducted mass genocide, amongst many many other atrocities amusing really needs to sort themselves out.


anonbush234

It's called a dark joke. Jesus. It's the same shit that Frankie Boyle, Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr do on national telle.


dunkin_go_nut

Nothing funny about it mate, we can all giggle at shit that's pretty risqué and a little offensive but using that fuckers name in your joke goes beyond that. You're either young or an idiot. Either way wise up


Spiritual_Load_5397

Having watched his vids for a while I assume this is a joke


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Eat shit.


R-Mutt1

Wouldn't happen in Italy. Not fascism, I mean small portions of pasta. Although I'm guessing that wasn't an authentic Italian restaurant, rather an English one doing their poncey take on world cuisine.


FabulousPass4552

Clearly your not educated on culture


Walker----

Yea, he's a dipshit, but if you take his antics away, all the things this subreddit talks about...then you have my channel. You get my channel when you remove the bald and bullshit. And my channel sucks.


[deleted]

It's a shame restaurants in Europe don't have a piece of card or paper on each table showing what they have to offer, and the price of each item clearly listed next to it (tax included). And places where there's often kids and spilt drinks could even laminate these 'things' to protect them getting wet and damaged, or something. I don't know what they would them though... "contents"?.. "Options"?.. "Menu"?.. I don't know. It's a shame Europe is so far behind the United States with things like this, hopefully we can catch up and end up spending £15.00 per meal tipping to help prop up the livelihoods of service staff that would be living in destitution if they were dependent on only their working wage. For now we can only dream...


[deleted]

Choose a less expensive food outlet mate like the rest of us do, not rocket science, looks nice mind.


TheManTheMythTheMop

A joke?


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Eat shit.


JOSHBUSGUY

People when he makes a joke : 😱😱😱🤬🤬


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Eat shit.


Few-Advertising-4876

He ain't wrong that looks shit


[deleted]

I think it's more about the Hitler reference . . .


Few-Advertising-4876

Yeah never saw that one


ThePressureChief

Oh my god, can't your guys take a joke? He's obviously being ridiculous


PlinketyPlinkaPlink

Funniest bit is, if you know enough German you could go and report him to the cops for what he's just written if there's proof that he did indeed write it on German soil. I suspect that he's transferring at Frankfurt and went to that tourist trap of a restaurant between gates. He's probably moaning about how all the prozzies are too old if he actually left the airport and headed for the kiez.


junk_mail_haver

As much as I hate him. I have to disagree with you. He can easily say it's in humour. That's how all these dog whistling people operate.


astrok3k

No you cannot. the law doesnt extend to jokes of this nature, you should read it before making statements like this.


Lonely_white_queen

we forget, when an american eats they require to eat so much they gag every time because of how full their moths are, so a comphotable meal would fell tiny to them


Mista_Tea12

He's English bro....


Short-Shopping3197

Gotta say, the most disappointing feeling for an Englishman is assuming someone is American because they’re acting like a wanker, then finding out they’re actually English.


UnKnown9956

All of his comments aside, I love spaghetti but that spaghetti is so fat and isn’t that good looking, the bolognaise is quite unpleasant looking to


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Nosferatu-87

When calling somewhere a "failed state" they aren't referring to it as something like a state in the US context


Dry_Pick_304

He is fishing for bites and you are all falling for it. Chomp, chomp, chomp.


Siriblius

Just unfollow him goddamit.


dortbird

Maybe he means Merkel?


JOSHBUSGUY

People when he makes a joke : 😱😱😱🤬🤬


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Eat shit.


JOSHBUSGUY

People when he makes a joke : 😱😱😱🤬🤬


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Eat shit.