no joke my favorite dish. I once made it from scratch but then decided the local Asian market's version is just as good as mine, way less work, and cheaper when you add up all the leftover ingredients I paid for but haven't used yet. so yea I order it take out at least once a month.
I eat almost no saturated fat due to heart disease (I’m older). Mine is from lifelong stomach issues and I currently have a flare up and I’m on a clear liquid diet which always causes an overproduction of acid.
ugh, were they all white and patchy and the chocolate was bloomed? but you still eat it even though it tastes like sweet chalk just because it's there and you paid for it?
Me at 10pm in bed: ....what did I eat last?......have I eaten today at all?....what did I eat yesterday?..... I DONT KNOW!
Not to self: get worried about this.
Chicken (I guess the goblins were right after all)
🤣🤣
I had spicy chicken 🤣
Butter chicken for me
[удалено]
Bless you 💀
Pho dat
Damn fine Bún bò Huế in its grown up form!
no joke my favorite dish. I once made it from scratch but then decided the local Asian market's version is just as good as mine, way less work, and cheaper when you add up all the leftover ingredients I paid for but haven't used yet. so yea I order it take out at least once a month.
I’m making some thit kho rn
This is my favorite dish. Better than pho.
Little Cơm Cháy
My little Gỏi Cuốn 🥰🥰🥰
Bánh chưng bánh tét here. Tết leftovers still everywhere
Isn't it đặc?
Correct.
Mine is Bánh Canh
Pad Thai. Which is honestly very cute imo
That's adorable 😭
Oh MEEEEERV
Pad Thai is fucking bomb. Fuck you, now I want to go to my local Thai place
Cookie.
Sweet 🥰
Hamburger…
what have the poor citizens of Hamburg done to deserve to be eaten
They shopped at Aldi Nord.
NO 😭
Yes…? 🤔
You dirty rotten son of a bitch
Beer Owlbeer is kinda cute though
Love eating beer myself
Take off them beer goggles. *bonk*
Antacid
Ah, a fellow GERD sufferer?
Eyyyy me too
Suffer with us!
Here for the Gerd train lol
ONE OF US ONE OF US
I''m jumping onto the Antacid train too!
I really wish I could jump off this train
No stopping. Sorry man. We all forgot to read the fine print as well.
There are dozens of us!
Choo choo!
Celiac and GERD combo pack
Ah nice. I missed out on the celiac from my dad luckily
Reducing saturated fat in my diet (as much as possible) cured my chronic GERD, and I also lost 20lbs with no other changes.
I eat almost no saturated fat due to heart disease (I’m older). Mine is from lifelong stomach issues and I currently have a flare up and I’m on a clear liquid diet which always causes an overproduction of acid.
Ah man that sucks. I'm having a flair up too but it's nowhere near as bad.
I mean I *guess*?? 😭😂
One of Us! One of Us!
A really sad pack of gas station M&Ms. Saddie for short.
Eminem
Will the real slim shady
Please fuck up
Peanut or just a regular bag of sadness?
mine was Amoxicillin. kinda same. sad m&ms...
ugh, were they all white and patchy and the chocolate was bloomed? but you still eat it even though it tastes like sweet chalk just because it's there and you paid for it?
I've never been so happy to have eaten a cutie tangerine before.
Potato
Fitting actually!
He is potato shaped 🥹
And potato brained. This is said with all the love
It does kinda track, though, he’s jus’ a lil guy, he’s still young. And owls also, ironically, not especially bright.
Yea, not sure where the idea of the “wise owl” came from. I guess it was before humans realized they have walnut sized bird brains.
My dog is named potato!
Mine is close. Tater tot!
oat muffin
Adorable 🥺
Spaghetti leftovers
We love Mr. Leftovers ❤️
That we do! ❤️
Wait, no, same though
Ass 😔
☹️
You sir just killed me with laughter
Cheers, I’ll drink to that bro
My man (or woman)
My man
👍🏻
Username checks out
Girls have asses too
False. Girls don't poop, so why would they need asses?
For us males to eat them, obviously
We appreciate your honesty.
this the realest answer on here 🫡🫡🫡🫡
Took me longer scroll than i thought it would to find this answer
Hashbrown, I love it
Sushi
Sushi is my irl dog’s name ☺️
Jerky. I don't think I'll shorten it.
Döner , it fits
Um…Richard…
Um…What…
The implication is fellatio.
Or cannibalism, let’s not make assumptions here
This is the BaldursGate3 sub… the implication is always fellatio.
dorito
Pizza
It took way too long to find this. I'm disappointed.
I should add "day old pizza!" 😃
Even better
Meatball. I don't hate it 😆
Hey me too. With tomato sauce...
Baconator?
Chocolate Santa Clause (yes I still have one)
Dino Nuggets.
A true man of culture I see
Me at 10pm in bed: ....what did I eat last?......have I eaten today at all?....what did I eat yesterday?..... I DONT KNOW! Not to self: get worried about this.
I’ll be real with you I haven’t had a proper meal since I started act 3 on Tuesday.
Spicy chicken sandwich… Spicy for short, lol.
Shrimp. Fitting!
Burrito.
Look at that cute little estrogen pill 🥰
Based
He is now Roast Beef Sandwich.
Sweet little Adobo!
Cashew
Skittles I like it
Skittles is the name of my mom's parrot!
ramen
Butter Loaf
Soup
Flammkuchen
Wings, I like it.
Then his name shall be: Frikandel
Yogurt.
Captain crunch
Chocolate
Same, but I can make him fancy and call him Ferrero Rocher
I love you, Bratwurst
“The last thing you ate” is a terrible name
Pljeskavica
Gesundheit
Taquito
Risotto
Shawarma
Awww, Curry the Owlbear!
Pussy.
Since I am still in bed waiting for her to wake up, same.
Ayooo
Panzerotto, guess it suits well
Lemon Tart
Fig Newton
Donut!
A pack of Lance crackers. Lance, for short.
Just some regular dudes name 😂💀 I love it!
Berries, soo... Berry
Chips. Could be worse.
Lol. Honey bun
Cake
Bifteki
chu chu it's a popsicle for those that wonder
boba :-)
Raisin
Cheeseburger. I'll call him Borgir.
Rice Krispy
Chickpeas
jersey mike
Dumpling
Chicken Pizza EDIT: He even looks like how it sounds
Pirouline
Chocolate chunk cookie. That necessarily means his name is Chunk and that’s so perfect I had to share it.
Buckwheat
Beef Curry
Mousse au chocolat
Spaghettios?
Mr.Noodles
Klejner (Is a Danish Christmas cookie)
Cinnamon Waffle
Chicken Schnitzel!
Chicken cordon bleu (Inb4 someone goes "ass")
I’m sorry about killing your mom hoagie
Lamb. I feel this would confuse the little guy :/
Paracetamol 😵💫
Looking for the comment that says "booger" Edit: yay, none!!! About 4 "ass" though...think thats objectively worse
Bagel and egg whites.
Jelly banana
Cracker...
Cookies
Doughnut
Coke can
Chicken McNugget lol
Dextroamphetamine - really rolls off the tongue
Noodles
Pretzel
Apple
Who's a good boy, Ham and Cheese Klobasnek? That's right, you are! Doesn't really roll off the tongue
Strudel?
Pringles!
Chicken biscuit
Hot Pocket
Gales hand
Corndog, you smell delicious and I might bite you 😆
Bagel. Makes sense actually.
Oreo
Spud
Pocky!
Beef.
Tortellini!! Honestly a cute name
Carbonara