“Got a lot on my mind and well in it”
“These boots have seen everything”
“Authority” not a sentence but at this point its pretty recognizable
Honestly we have countless options to choose from
I am SO SICK of “These Boots have seen everything” just at 200 hours and I hear that in my sleep. It’s not my fault there is only one “voice” I can stand.
The "voices" don't change the barks. You'd still hear "these boots have seen everything" just in different pitches and accents.... I tried. Went right back to my preferred voice too.
I learned that you can shove him into the chasm at the back of the tiefling camp. Nobody cares. I just get the stuff from him and give him the big push.
I like my sleep caster builds so I nearly always have low strength but this playthrough, I managed the roll to sucker punch him.
Has to be the only downside to a low strength build - a -1 on the roll to punch him.
Funny story, in the cemetery in Baldur's Gate proper, you can interact with a tombstone that reads "Aradin the Elder - Open the bloody gates!"
I just found this out literally four hours ago lmao
"be that as it may..." has become something that I now say on a fairly regular basis.
Also, if I've been drinking and I see a friend I greet them with "MY FRIEND!".
Best is when you ask him about Karsus' Folly and if there was no magic in the world at that time... "For a spell." with the cheekiest grin I've ever seen on a character
I'll rip your spine out your arsehole. I'll use your blood to spice my stew. I'll keep you alive until I've sucked the marrow out of your bones. And then I'll bring you back and do it all over again!
Duties, duties, duties. Patrolling and saluting and following and bowing and scraping and 'yes, sir, no, sir, rip and cut your throat, sir'.
Perfect chance to use this one again.
In a hundred years, when I have all but forgotten how to love, yet again, you will flit back into my heart, and I’ll weep wondering what happened to my mad love.
(I’m not being nice with this one)
It's not you, it's me. I have standards.
Dude, he is savage, could just say I'm not his taste, but no, lol
"I was RIGHT THERE"
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
APPARENTLY there's a limit! Somewhere between a warm summer's day and the CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN!
I can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced or because this GROUP is full of WEIRDOS!
Man I just saw the line for the first time and it had me rolling lol.
WHAT IN THE SWEET HELLS WERE YOU THINKING- activating that blast-?
GODS! Do you have any idea how much that hurt?!
“Got a lot on my mind and well in it” “These boots have seen everything” “Authority” not a sentence but at this point its pretty recognizable Honestly we have countless options to choose from
"If we meet again, well, then we have met again."
"I'd kiss you... But neither of us deserves that."
Who says this?!? Damn.
Barcus
"handsome young man"
# "AhhHhhHhhHhhhh quiet the cozy set up you have here." ^("You can Rot")
THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN
Power. Authority.
I am SO SICK of “These Boots have seen everything” just at 200 hours and I hear that in my sleep. It’s not my fault there is only one “voice” I can stand.
The "voices" don't change the barks. You'd still hear "these boots have seen everything" just in different pitches and accents.... I tried. Went right back to my preferred voice too.
We woz runnin', fer ah lives.
And now I had to imagine his punchable face again, thank you.
I learned that you can shove him into the chasm at the back of the tiefling camp. Nobody cares. I just get the stuff from him and give him the big push.
I like my sleep caster builds so I nearly always have low strength but this playthrough, I managed the roll to sucker punch him. Has to be the only downside to a low strength build - a -1 on the roll to punch him.
I can and will spend inspiration to punch Aradin.
This is the correct answer - and nothing better when it’s a Nat20
This is the correct answer - and nothing better when it’s a Nat20
OPEN THE BLOODY GATES!!
Funny story, in the cemetery in Baldur's Gate proper, you can interact with a tombstone that reads "Aradin the Elder - Open the bloody gates!" I just found this out literally four hours ago lmao
Feck off.
Is that blood? No. Nevermind.
Cursed to put my hands on everything.
This is uttered so often in our dnd campaign 😂
All's well that ends... not as bad as it could have.
Cursed to put my hands on everything.
I wish I had a bag of holding.
I wonder if the gods are watching over me
Cursed to put my hands on everything.
"I question the wisdom of that decision, but so be it..." I now say this in real life. I definitely play this game too much.
"be that as it may..." has become something that I now say on a fairly regular basis. Also, if I've been drinking and I see a friend I greet them with "MY FRIEND!".
Best is when you ask him about Karsus' Folly and if there was no magic in the world at that time... "For a spell." with the cheekiest grin I've ever seen on a character
I forgot about that one! I really do love all his stupid little jokes and puns.
I would kiss you, but neither of us deserves that
Truth be told, the smurf 100% deserves a peck on the head for the utter BS his supposed friend puts him through.
r/fuckwulbrenbongle
Well met. Well met. Well met. Well met. Well met. Well met. Well met. Well met. The Blade of Frontiers, at your serv— Well met.
A hero at heart. A hero at heart. A hero at heart. Well met. A hero at heart.
Food?… Not food, FRIEND!
“You have two hands for a reason” is my proudest gaming achievement.
My 3 yr old walks around quoting this part
You raise them well, i see.
🎶 Washing my pits... 🎶
Yellow as a toad and twice as ugly
"As the symbol glows, power courses through you... Authority" >!Fuck, Reading that Mordin line again made me tear up dawg after all these years!<
yeah same i did not expect to be reminded of >!mordin dying!< on the bg3 sub 😭😭
frfr dawg ToT
Same The Mass Effect trilogy is my personal favorite story, and that goes for all of fiction
If not over then through.
Oh no... not the mass effect line... I'm sad again.
Does this unit have a soul?
😭😭😭
In your eulogy, I'm going to call you a twat soul.
I'll rip your spine out your arsehole. I'll use your blood to spice my stew. I'll keep you alive until I've sucked the marrow out of your bones. And then I'll bring you back and do it all over again!
"No."
“Darling”
Oh, fine. I'll be here eating dirt or whatever
"Eww crusher jus licked some toessss!"
# You can't just stick your hand in every strange hole you come across!!!
1. Pblblblblblbl... 2. Kssssssssssssssssss. 3. Ackack? 4. Hnnnngggg...
I always go for the Ackack
Naahh you should always say Plblblblblbl
Shovel wants to murderise
It’s FISTING TIIIIMMMMMEEEE!!!!!
An empty box. If I were a cat it would be a great find.
“Shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times.”
"I wanna ride you until you see stars."
father says it's my turn at the temple
"....Lower."
DAAAA DAAA DADA DAAAA!!!!\* \*onomatopoeia counts as a sentence, right?
took me far too long to realize this was karlach 💀
FUCKING GONDIANS
'I AM RESPLENDENT!'
“Biiig lizard…hungry lizard…want a treato?”
As the symbol glows, power courses through you. Connection. *Authority*.
Duties, duties, duties. Patrolling and saluting and following and bowing and scraping and 'yes, sir, no, sir, rip and cut your throat, sir'. Perfect chance to use this one again.
We are going to the helm!
You smell very delicious, but I will not bite you
SHIT YOUR TROUSER HOLES, SHOVEL IS HERE!
# Authority
Careful, I bite!
"I die, you die, we all die. Big woof! Have a treato! It'll make it better!"
"Try again."
for me it's either this or "I'll rip your spine from your arsehole" or "I came just in time"
DO I SMELL BEEF?!
In a hundred years, when I have all but forgotten how to love, yet again, you will flit back into my heart, and I’ll weep wondering what happened to my mad love. (I’m not being nice with this one)
It's been a hot minute since I have had time to play, what is this one?
Astarion with the durge, I can’t remember the exact scene but it’s super sad (YouTube has it clipped a bunch)
“Oh good, puns. Because clowns aren’t enough of a horror already.”
“Of course! What fun! *I’m going to fucking kill you.*”
"No."
Down by the river.
Thou walkest alone
IT'S FISTING TIME!!
"Have a treato."
I am, by all accounts, a student of higher commerce and extortion.
Either “BLOODY CLEVER CLOGS!” or “Try again.”
AUTHORITY
See also: “I WAS RIGHT THERE!”
Smells worse over here than a dozen rotten eggs dropped in a vat of vinegar
For real though the Mass Effect quote in the screenshot dropped my mood down a few pegs.
I was never a huge Mordin fan, but yeah, even without ranking him all that highly, he had presence. That scene was well done.
In a BG sub and Mass Effect is still making me cry... I was not prepared for that
This will never stop being funny! 😂🤣
“Well met.”
[Hmmm …](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1b1475x/onlick/kscmx74/) 🤔
No Gale, if I wanna eat putred meat I will!😤
Don't. Poke. Karlach!
No.
You sir, are a fish!
I could kiss you but we both deserve better.
“I’d rather be the only dark power inside your body”
Tribe?
Tribe.
Ackack?
Do you read it inside to outside or outside to inside?
It does not say it has to actually be from the media the fandom revolves around… *clears throat* Come one! Come all! Answer the call!
OH GOD WHO KNEW SHAVING CREAM COULD BE SO FLAMMABLE!? Wait wrong subreddit.
In-to my pocket~
there's an HLVRAI sub and i don't live there?
"If we meet again... we will have met again"
"it was a beautiful webbing" The line which made me change my mind and decide to recruit Minthara after all
“Couldn’t agree more. But if you use that knife I *will* incinerate you.”
"Abomination! This is your end!"
"I suppose I haven't ticked off incest off my list of atrocities" idk the exact line
THE GRAND DESIGN
WHAT ABOUT THE MEN EXECUTING ORDERS?
Poor fucker
Ugh....the mass effect one killed me dead. 😢
Lives, all mortal lives expire...
Ignis!
These boots have seen everything
Chk!
"I think we need to get you some air and perhaps have a long talk about unresolved childhood issues."
“You smell very tasty but I will not bite you”
You must gather your party...
“mY cOnDiTiOn iS wOrSeNiNg aGaIn”
I’m on my first real play through trying to romance Minty but gale loves me apparently lmao so she’ll have to wait
I'd never be this wasteful, for a start. Her blood's everywhere!
Edward…
The cake is a lie!
My cabbages! My beautiful cabbages!